# Disharmony at the Convention Center

## Метаданные

- **Канал:** Notable Studios
- **YouTube:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOSmSSAIDIA

## Содержание

### [0:00](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOSmSSAIDIA) Segment 1 (00:00 - 04:00)

Heat. Wow. Hello friends. Gather around if you please. I'm Randy Dandy and I'll put you at ease. Tell you about appliances of joy and flare. These wonderful gadgets help everywhere. Well, excuse me, dear singer. How lovely to hear. But I'm trying to teach about appliances here. Perhaps you can use a nice quiet machine like a silent dishwasher if you know what I mean. Hey, my name is Fox and that was pretty rude. Again with the singing. Oh, isn't this nice? Let me speak about fridges. I won't tell you twice. Your vocal performance is quite a display. But these people came to learn about Hey, I agree with Randy. Can you stop singing, please? It's pretty distracting from his presentation. Listen here, my dear friend with the powerful lungs. Perhaps you should learn how a blender works, hun. It can drown out all the noises that shouldn't be here and make smoothies so loud that no one else can hear. Hey, this show is all mine. I'll sneak of appliances all at one time. Washers and dryers and microwaves, too. They're all much more quiet than whatever you do. Oh, refrigerators, toaster. I'll list them all day until this impromptu concert goes away. I'm Randy Dandy. This is my presentation, not some opera house for your interpretation. Then, where was I? I asked about that dishwasher spray. Don't say anything. Just say yes or no. Clog. Hey, is Opera your native language? So, once a month or maybe Okay, that explains a lot. Sorry for being rude to your earlier. I've actually been studying a lot of your opera ways. Smelly ghost of last week. All right, good. Lemons, citric, magic py gods of General Electric and the mighty whirlpool. These warbling banshees make me lose my cool. I've tried to teach. I've tried to share of filtered suds and care. Microwaves hum with silent grace. Toasters bring joy with a crispy face. But you choose opera over oven tips. This is madness, betrayal, apocalypse. Hold on now. What's this I spy? You're quiet all not one warbled cry. You've changed. You're calm, but not quite right. Like blenders worms late at night. No. It's all right. This isn't pay. This isn't a cordal English play. You've all conspired. You were hurtful. You're turning soap in the bleeding art. Let go. You wielding agents of doom. I know what you are. I can feel the room. The toasters are next. They're in the walls. You can't silence the truth in these marble halls. My friends told me this in a dream. The spatulas dance and the toasters scream.

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*Источник: https://ekstraktznaniy.ru/video/40613*