# EGG DICE

## Метаданные

- **Канал:** Vsauce
- **YouTube:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd3r93I5DNw
- **Дата:** 17.04.2026
- **Длительность:** 1:05
- **Просмотры:** 1,277,318

## Описание

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## Содержание

### [0:00](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd3r93I5DNw) Segment 1 (00:00 - 01:00)

When I was young, I used a spatula for all my flips. Now I'm hardboiled, baby. And my eggs are covered in pips. I don't want to see an ellipse on your lips. No, I want to see proteins squeezed while they're hot. And when they're cold and firm, ready or not, I want to see their new shape. They'll no longer look like a grape. Oh, we'll be breakfast hall of famers. We'll be eggshellant tabletop gamers, fine molds. We'll turn eggs into diamonds that are fine. And the head of Albert Einstein. Look, I butter my toast with humility. But I boil and shake my eggs for probability. Black and white. No chance for me is yolk and white. Ha! Get it right. There's a website. It'll shed some light. You don't have to beg twice. Everybody can have egg dice.

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*Источник: https://ekstraktznaniy.ru/video/49418*