Social Media is the Gateway Drug to 1-on-1 Interaction

I remember somebody coming up to me 5 years ago as a company they're like hey Gary we have a Facebook and Twitter account I'm like so what do you want a [ __ ] cookie like it doesn't matter if you have one it's what you do with it do you remember 5 years ago how you couldn't wait to get $40 worth of sushi for 20 bucks how do you like group on a living social now you hate it you hate it because they kept sending you crap you didn't want and now you don't give a rat's ass if they send you a million dollar home for 100 bucks you're like delete spam get the [ __ ] out of my inbox the internet is the gateway drug to one-on-one relationships let me tell you something I've scaled the [ __ ] out of one-on-one relationships with this thing right here if the founders of luxury. com are watching right now [ __ ] you more than I know that the sun will come up tomorrow I know that marketers ruin everything I want to take away the bad stuff from business why does it have to be bad and by the way I love you because I view you as an end user not because I'm [ __ ] Mother Teresa