[Supercut] Raise Your Hand!

culture shifts really good as human beings in drawing lines in the sand how many people here by show of hands have reconnected with somebody that they had not talked to in 5 years because of Facebook raise them don't get lazy please stand and don't lie if you said the following to yourself ever in your life please raise your hand I'm not getting a Facebook account why in the world would I need a Facebook account how about 10 years let's really think about this lying is the devil please don't be lazy on me you're leaving after this look at that almost everybody you're not going to want to stand for this one but I need you to do this for me how many people in this room don't [ __ ] lie stand up how many people said this doozy I will never get a Facebook account please raise your hand right now stand if you do not have a Facebook account one two holy [ __ ] I found him sorry give me one second one oh I see it I see you nice work I have no idea why the [ __ ] you seven people are here I'm not getting a [ __ ] cell phone how many of you said I will never get a cell phone why would I want anybody to contact me anytime they want please raise your hand who does not have a mobile phone in this audience raise your hand holy [ __ ] come on play with me here you tell the truth wait how old are you man 12 do you want a mobile phone are your parents here what if I bought you a mobile phone good thing I've been working out fight it guys 70% of this room don't be lazy if you said that to yourself raise them higher has reconnected with another human being I'm going to wait a second cuz I know there's a couple of you bullshitting don't sit down yet that they had not talked to in over 20 years because of the growth of social media please stand up Don't Lie how many people in this room love penio raise your hand don't be scared please do me a favor Suave s o a half the price don't buy the bow of suave in the big bottle don't be cheap like the 8 to12 Suave from Italy 2010 vintage really strong you will stop drinking the PG horeshit okay we as human beings love to draw lines in the sand we hear new [ __ ] and we say we're not going to do that and sorry about the cursing