A Billion Dollar Idea Gone Wrong

DC, I got a billion dollar idea. — I'm listening. — What if we use state-of-the-art GPT rappers to monitor live streams for API keys being leaked? — Isn't that a little too niche? — It's pronounced niche. And of course not. According to my lived experience, it's very common to leak API keys. I just need you to set up a database that can handle my scale. — All right. I'll use Neon so it can scale up in case this happens. On the rare chance you don't get any traffic, it'll scale down. So it doesn't cost you a fortune. — Oh, we'll need scale. — Hey teach, uh, you know that site we made about protecting API keys? — Yeah, dude, you were totally right. We did need to have a database that could handle your scale. — Um, people are using that to steal API keys. — Wait, Prime. I didn't notice you were live. — I'm not live. — Yay. A special deal only for today. For every bit you buy, I'll pay you back two bits. On the plus side, your database is still up. — When traffic spikes, Neon's serverless Postgress autoscales to meet demands without all that extra ops work. Get the free plan at neon. com.