Humor, Arrogance, and Relationships - Answering Your Assumptions (#teamseas)

google pays you to do plug gmail you are 40. you look 23. how is there such a huge difference i assume you're a sarcastic smart ass and i've been slapped a few times being funny is very important to you hey want to know what material this sweater is made of boyfriend material all right here's the deal you guys send

in some assumptions about me i'm gonna read them i'm gonna tell you whether they're true or not and then i'm gonna pick a winner and donate 250 us dollars in their name to the non-profit ocean conservancy and being an ex management consultant i of course grouped your assumptions into different categories we have asian appearance childhood personality relationships and sexual orientation apparently that's not very clear from my videos assumptions about my lifestyle and the rest in a miscellaneous group starting off nice

and easy with age and appearance you are 40 you look 23. how is there such a huge difference i have the wisdom of a 40 year old and the athletic endurance of a 23 year old uh but i'm actually 29 this year i had my birthday back in september you have baby soft skin on your face uh thank you i actually only started to really take care of my skin starting this year and it's because of youtube uh my mom watched a few of my videos and says i have like too many wrinkles apparently up here and that i should get botox of plastic surgery and i was like no they'll love me for what's on the inside moving on to my childhood you are a very

popular kid in school and play instruments do sports ah definitely not popular no i was awkward and insecure when i was young all the way throughout high school i played a lot of games dota a lot of warcraft 3 the frozen throne monster hunter freedom on the psp with my nerdy friends i did play a little bit of basketball i played the piano for eight years and got my diploma meaning i could teach others if i wanted to but whenever i ask girls to go back home with me they would be all creeped out for some reason just want to play some piano man you're the best at math in your batch fingers crossed hope i win um i did enjoy math class a lot i like the challenge of hard questions but i was even close to being the best in my class asia too many smart kids here hated school as a kid because of old rules and having to do things their way when you found easier ways so sometimes i would find shortcuts like easier ways to do things but i never hated school because i enjoyed having a structure and i enjoyed hanging out with my classmates you hated learning chinese as a kid but now totally regret not working hard back then okay this is the best assumption so far because it's so painfully accurate i grew up in hong kong i went to an international school right where they taught both english and chinese and when i went to the states for boarding school and college my chinese proficiency just like tanked because i never used it and when i moved back i live and work in shanghai now it's very frustrating to meet local clients and dates and not being able to communicate as effectively as i would like to and more importantly my hilarious jokes don't go over as well in chinese so i really just feel bad for them hey wanna know what material the sweatshirt is made of boyfriend material alright assumptions about my personality

i assume you're a sarcastic smart ass and i've been slapped a few times so i haven't been slapped since i was a kid by my parents but i am i'm sure i'm positive my friends and colleagues have considered slapping me at some point because i really can be a sarcastic sometimes and the only thing holding them back is probably being fired slash being arrested he's arrogant because he didn't reply to my insta dm after two weeks fair comment i try my best to reply to every single youtube and red comment but i think every creator reaches a point where if they reply to every single linkedin or like instagram dm they wouldn't be physically able to do anything else so yeah i'm sorry still friends you're actually cringing taking this video in public yes so i was actually very uncomfortable filming the instagram story asking you all to submit your assumptions because i'm still not very used to vlogging in public i'm usually in a very you know safe and controlled environment uh when i'm filming procrastinator control freak is this a thing i don't know um i can be a control freak sometimes i also procrastinate other times so yes sweetest guy in the universe no bob ross is the i am a close second damn smart popular person in school slash college foodie loves traveling outgoing personality thank you uh kushnich for being so nice but 80 of this sentence is inaccurate smart sure popular person in school slash college no awkward and insecure foodie definitely not i see food as like a necessity to survive so i don't really care what i eat loves traveling so you see a nice vacation skiing down the mountain i see an expensive trip packing and unpacking a suitcase wiping down my suitcase having to do a huge load of laundry when i come back and not having access to reliable internet for like more than 24 hours i can literally just feel most of you judging me and being like what the hell is wrong with this guy um outgrown personality yes on camera and in social settings but i'm an introvert at heart i assume that you are incredibly smart and creative wait that's a fact thank you for your content um again thank you so much for the sentiment mundo notion i'm a very logical guy and statistically speaking my raw iq and like level of creativity is probably average if you put the world's population on the bell curve i'm probably somewhere in the middle i think i was dealt a great hand thank you mom and dad and i worked pretty hard but i don't think i'm like much smarter or more creative than my peers it's just about the balance of probability being funny is very important to you honestly yeah growing up i was awkward and insecure i couldn't get girls so like being sarcastic making jokes was my way of getting attention and being liked so i was basically the asian version of chandler bing from friends i got her machine her answer machine no interestingly enough for leaf blower picked i'm much more confident now but still no girls speaking of let's

talk relationships and sexual orientation are you straight yes i am you're single yes i'm currently technically single i don't know why i said technically there i'm single i bet you have a crush on me sorry fox three legs i'm only attracted to smart people no she's a colleague she's just messing with me but i would be curious to hear your thoughts around intra office dating i've actually had multiple conversations about this topic and i think i'd be able to do it if we weren't on the same team let me know what you think down in the comments below handsome abc living a posh life in shanghai surrounded by gals jeff was surrounded by girls or boys the phrasing and emoji in this one is a little bit weird but in the marketing team i'm on right now we do have like 50 female 50 male so yes i am surrounded by girls and boys virgin no i'm a very go but i could see where there might be some confusion saw your bumble profile one day is that real you is that really you just curious with a winky face bumble what's that i get girls a normal way by buying them a drink and ask them to come back to my place to learn the piano assumptions about my lifestyle you have so much fun living your life off cam so i think it's fun but i think the majority of people would not find it fun i work like 50 to 54 hours a week at my full-time job at google another 15 to 20 hours on my youtube videos i work out for at least one hour every day i try to get at least seven and a half hours of sleep every night and if you add in like the meal times that really doesn't leave me with too much free time like there are literally instances where i will block off two hours on my calendar to go to a party or go on a date and even if it's like going super well i'm having so much fun i would force myself to leave at the end of the two hours because i have something to get done after that it sounds sad to a lot of people but self-discipline makes me really happy so i don't know would rather eat out than cook to save energy and time yes but not to just i'm also a terrible cook i would like expect you to recommend someone or books which brings you inspiration and strength so i'm someone who recommend books to others um yes but only if it's a really good book i haven't been reading much nonfiction lately i've been listening to tools of titans by tim ferriss on audiobook but i haven't gotten very far with it maybe over the holidays you are always productive and never procrastinate i don't think anyone can always be productive uh for me i'm very intentional about when i procrastinate for example i'll block out like 45 minutes to watch an episode of a tv show or i'll actually block off time to reply to messages like three times a day once in the morning once after lunch and once uh in the evening right so i just feel very efficient that way you keep a note on your phone full of jokes or puns to reference as needed yes i actually do so i have an entire google photos album dedicated to my favorite memes and i also love the account instagram account like dad says jokes or something and i add them to my ll collection i wonder if those jokes would work on bumble you interact with your fans friends very personally and frequently so i reply to almost every comment on my youtube videos and read videos here in china but i'm not very good at keeping in touch with friends because i don't like texting and apparently i'm very bad at replying to instagram dms i meet up with friends once or at most twice a week so not that frequently either we're now in

the miscellaneous section and going on to the 30th assumption google pays you to do plug gmail uh no i work at google uh i don't know anyone from the gmail team and i'm pretty sure that's against the rules besides gmail is a great product all google products are i don't need to plug them you were late today because you were chauffeured to work instead of taking the subway um no i'm never late that's one of my biggest pet peeves i usually arrive at the office at 7am and i was taking the chinese equivalent of uber dd so does that count as being chauffeur no right you need like a chauffeur to be chauffeured i assume your favorite food is tacos nope my favorite food is a burrito bowl from chipotle a semi-healthy a semi-fast food place in the states and i chased that down with the tears of my enemies i assumed that jeff was going to live stream tonight on instagram i'm actually never live streaming my instagram um i don't even know how to do it let me know if you would actually watch that i assume your cousin or sibling too has told you that you are adopted what isn't that something bullies tell you when you're young i've never been told this but the meanest thing i've been called is a hippo because i was very chubby when i was younger all right that's it for today i think my favorite one was either the one where i saved jokes on my phone

or the one where i hated learning chinese as a kid since that is so accurate probably the chinese one probably chinese one congratulations okay so simple i'll hit you up on instagram and donate the money in your name as you watch me donate 250 us dollars let me quickly tell you about the team seize initiative started by mark rober and mr beast where for every dollar donated one pound of trash is removed from our oceans they're raising 30 million dollars to clean up beaches rivers and oceans and i did not know that eighty percent of plastic found in the ocean comes from one percent of the rivers and so non-profits like ocean conservancy and the ocean cleanup are working to tackle this problem i'll include links to their websites down below if you want to learn more see you on the next video and in the meantime have a great one