Hello. Today I'm going to challenge myself to make the same game in 10 minutes, 1 hour, and 10 hours. I'm sorry, did I just say 10 minutes? There must be a mistake. There's no way that's enough time. — Before we get started, we got to go over what game we're going to be doing. And the game is, drum roll, please. That's too long. That's tooing long. Who hired this guy? What? He's a diversity hire. You You're lucky you're cute. All right. World of Warships. That's the game. And they also happen to be the sponsor of today's video. Oh, really? That's crazy. What a coincidence. Yeah, it's weird how that worked out. It's got water physics. It's got missiles, sexy boats, torpedoes, submarines, aircraft carriers, and heaps more. And I've got to do all that in 10 minutes. [ __ ] All right. Come on. 3 2 1 Okay, we're going. What do we need? We need We need a plane. Boom. That's the ocean. We need a boat. Let's uh Hello. Boat needs to be Boat is long. There we go. There we go. This looks so [ __ ] stupid. All right. That's a boat. We got that. This guy doesn't move yet, but that's okay. I have a plan. This guy and boat. Yes. Perfect. That's classic boat activity. Okay, now it's time to add some cannonballs that the boat can shoot. Luckily, I was able to remain calm under the time pressure. Come on, run. Stop. Yes. It's a little lip, but that's okay. What else do we need? Um, die. Just die. We need to [ __ ] die when he gets hit. We don't have time for health. It'll be one hit, one kill. Go, go, go. No, it kills myself. Damn it. Wait, hold on. If we duplicate the plane, move it up a bit, and then change this to like a light blue. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Yes. Very nice. That looks good. Okay, we got 30 seconds left. One final thing I want to add is cubes. Giant cubes. We don't have time for mountains, so we're just going to do tied cubes. Go, go, go, go. Mountains, mountains. Okay. And time, time, time. Before we probably test out and play this game, there are two things that I added after the 10 minutes. One is sound effects, and two is multiplayer. If you think that's cheating, then that's okay. Uh, but I will encourage you to take that opinion and shove it right up your ass. Okay, it's time to test the game. But I can't play a multiplayer game by myself. So, I recruited my smartest friend. I hope it works. There's a good like 30% chance the multiplayer doesn't work. — Oh, you have multiplayer with it as Oh, right. — Yes. — That's why you need me. I see. — Yeah, that's why you're here. — This is my boy Martin. He's a YouTuber. Check him out. Funny guy. All right, let's get into it. — I'll fire it up. — Uh, wait. You have to hold on. There's a very specific order that we need to do things in for the multiplayer to work. — So, can I join a game or does that not work? — No. So, you have to quit. I have to host the game before you even load up the game. Oh, really? Like all good multiplayer games. — Like I like any good multiplayer. — You can boot up the game now, I think. — Okay, — good. All right, so you have to go join game. — Uhhuh. — And there'll be a bunch of stuff pop up hopefully. Is there? — No. Okay. — Oh, wait. This isn't it. Stop. Start again. How are you clicking so fast? All right. Wait. Send it. Here we go. We're on, baby. Oh, I'm moving, brother. Just like eye on the ground now. — How are you doing this? Do you have like an auto clicker set up? — I do. Yeah. Clicker on my mouse. It's really laggy all of a sudden. That seems like a you problem. — Okay, this is insanely laggy. — Well, I think every cannonball it's trying to sync up the position of every cannonball. — Oh, so the more I shoot, the worse it gets. — Yeah. And I don't think — they just fly away. — So, armed with this knowledge, we made sure to be more careful with where we shot. I swear I've seen you so many times. — What the [ __ ] is going on? that? No, at all. Just left the job. — So, what do you think? — I mean, — pretty good. — It's not really holding up, but it's like that time. — All right, attempt two, baby. We got 1 hour on the clock. Uh, let's see what we can do. Ready, ready. Let's go. All right. So, since we have a bit more time, I decided to add some
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water that actually kind of looks like water. Oh, there we go. That's water. I think that's pretty good. Can we go like a deeper blue? Oh, yeah. That's the [ __ ] baby. Can I turn up the wh That's just too much. There's too much wibble. All right, what do we need? We need a boat. Get Let's get a boat. Yep, that'll do. That's a boat. Grab that [ __ ] We are not making quick progress. Here we go. Come on. Give me that [ __ ] Push. Okay. Oh, and it's looking good with the water. Look at that. Woo. We have enough time to make our boat actually move like a boat. So, let's do that. Okay. The forward's working. That's — I added the cannon balls, which are pretty much the same as last time. So, I'll skip over it. I still managed somehow to [ __ ] it up, even though it's the same [ __ ] that I did earlier. Oh yeah, there we go. That's pretty fun. I quickly added explosions. Yeah, sometimes when the explosion plays, it like turns off the sun for a bit. Not sure what's going on there, but also added a big explosion for when the player has received too much damage and like dies. Okay. Okay, that's a bit much. I added a health bar, which I think looks really good. That'll do. That looks so bad. With 5 minutes left, all I could do was add some mountains. Uh, and make the sky a little bit sexier. Okay. And time. All right. This is what we have. We can shoot. We can zoom. I'm not sure if the mountains have any collision. They do not at all. Okay. All right. Let's see what Mark thinks. — Multiplayer game. We're so back. — So back. Oh [ __ ] Okay. — Look at this. Look at that. I added a cool down timer so you can't auto click as much as it's still way too much. [ __ ] — It still shoots insanely fast. — You just went into the mountain. — I did. Yeah, there's no collision on anything. — This isn't fair. I can't see you. — This is perfectly fair. Oh [ __ ] — You can just go off the edge of the — Yeah, there's sort of no physics on this one. [ __ ] Get him. Get him. Get — Holy [ __ ] — No. — Oh [ __ ] Damn it. The multiplayer is slowing down a bit. It's the lag is setting in. — It begins. — 10 hours on the clock. Let's [ __ ] get it. All right, we got 10 hours, which means we can spend a decent amount of time on the water, which means the water doesn't have to look like [ __ ] Uh, and the sexiest water that I know of that you can do in Unity uses crest. Like, look at this. Woo. All right, let's slap that [ __ ] in. Sexy water. Next up, I [ __ ] around with the water settings for like 10 minutes until I got something that kind of looks like the ocean water from the game. Yeah. Okay, I'm pretty happy with that. That looks good. Is that a bird? Is that a plane? — No, it's a Japanese Shiatsu class destroyer. — Oh, okay. That's cool. — It's equipped with 550 caliber type three naval guns, three 13 mm Type 94. wanted to know if it was a bird. — Two 610 mm torpedo launchers. — Oh, okay. I like birds. The [ __ ] I see. — Uh boat. I had to add the textures and [ __ ] back on. But uh once we got that going, that's looking really good. I'm happy with this guy. All right, let's run it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. I haven't really worked with the crest water system before, but I think I have to make it like a floating object for it to actually float, I think. Okay, that's Well, I mean, all right. It's technically floating, but uh not exactly what I had in mind. Bro, chill. Relax. God damn. It's just tiny now. I don't know why I thought that would make it better. Oh, that's kind of better. That's kind of a bit more. Okay. All right. [ __ ] you. All right. Very funny. We're back to this. Okay. Oh, he's Oh, what the [ __ ] Yeah, it's looking good. Hold. No, it's titanicking. It's titan. [ __ ] hell. All right. What is going on? It's falling that way now. Damn it. Why is this so hard? I just want a boat. Oh, I lost him. Where is he? Where? Oh my god. Why wouldn't it be [ __ ] 200 m in the air? Why wouldn't that be where the boat is? All right, you know what? That'll do. Pretty sure giant naval ships are a bit more stable than this, but whatever that we can move on. And look at this. He can get bonked and recover. Yes, physics, baby. Physics. All right, boat's looking good. Now we just got to get him moving. All right, he's going sideways. Very funny. You know, not everything that
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could go wrong needs to go wrong. [ __ ] Murphy, you dick. Next, I added a camera, which definitely didn't take me 30 minutes, cuz that would be really embarrassing. All right, camera's done. And this [ __ ] is coming together. Look at this. Yes. Naturally, the next step was to crank the waves up as high as they can go and see what happens. Bro, this is not physics. Like I'm [ __ ] zooming. Look at me. Wait, I'm flying. I'm airborne. I'm flying, baby. I'm free. — The fate is predetermined. The only thing that you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you and only you to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep, nothing can stop you. — All right, cannonball time. I'll gloss over this cuz again it's pretty much the same [ __ ] This time I wanted to make it prettier so I added like this little like flare effect on the actual missile and had it leave behind like the smoke trail. I eventually got them looking like this which I'm actually really happy with. — So to celebrate I simulated 70 boats at once. Oh, the frame rate. If it's obvious I was not medicated on this day or um any day of my life at the moment. the missiles just sort of bounce off [ __ ] which is not how I believe they're supposed to work. So, I add an explosion when they hit [ __ ] and I think it actually looks pretty good. I also added like a little bit of force when the explosion happens, which uh went perfectly. For the next couple of hours, nothing really that funny or interesting happened. So, let's speedrun this [ __ ] The missiles can now affect the water and stuff. Boats now catch fire when they get damaged, and when they're out of health, they go like boom. Added a little health bar so you can see. I added torpedoes. Can you see him? He's right here. Hey, hold the camera. Hold the [ __ ] camera. There he is. See him? Yeah. torpedoes now shoot in threes cuz I think that looks cool. Added some UI for like selecting the missiles and torpedoes and stuff. Add cool downs for both the torpedoes and like the missiles. Then with 2 hours left, I just had enough time to add some mountains. Then did some final touches on like the lighting and some post-processing effects until this looked like this. And for those of you who were thinking, "How did this take him 2 hours? All he did was like make it a bit darker. " Let me remind you that art is subjective and therefore completely above criticism, you [ __ ] And with that, that's 10 hours up. Game is done. Windows protected your PC. — Don't worry about that. Are you always such a [ __ ] God damn. — Yo. Whoa. Okay. — All right. Hold on. You got to have to give me I am — What happened to you? You upside down. — Oh, but you're going to have to give me a good minute. — Oh, no. Hold on. I have to flip myself over. — I just shot myself a whole bunch. Now I'm on fire. Whoa, these graphics, dude. — Oh, yeah. Oh, — I think I've taken more damage than you cuz I shot myself. Dude, what the [ __ ] — Watch out. — He's in. He's ready. — No, — bro. What are you doing, dude? — I just went under the — Oh my god. — The What? Where did you go? — Hello there. — These graphics are crazy. — They're pretty good though. They're pretty good. — Did you make these this mode? — Um, no. Pretty realistic. — Pretty realistic if I do say — that's so hard to hit you — cuz I'm vertical. — Oh, [ __ ] you. Oh my god. You're rocketing up. What the hell? — Oh, [ __ ] yeah. Oh [ __ ] — I think I'm stuck. Now this is game. — Put reverse. Put a reverse there. Oh, wait. [ __ ] Am I able to police? — Goodbye. My people need me. — I can't even see you anymore. — I will see you later. — Wait, wait. I'm I figured out I'm taking to the skies. — Oh my god. He's taken to the skies, baby. — Can you see me? I can't see you. — I can't You're very far away. I'm [ __ ] exploring this building. — You've gone to space. — I'm sure this is a feature in the real game. Yeah, World of Warships players don't know this one secret trick. — Yeah, I'm going full speed down. Okay. — Oh, [ __ ] — Yeah. Oh, okay. I think I am like at least 10 km from where you are. — Yeah. — Well, that worked. Can I join your game again? Does that do it? Nope. — Oh, that respawns me. — That respawn me as well. I'm upside down again. — [ __ ] I think I added too much physics.
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— Way too much physics on this one. This one's got way too much physics. Way too realistic. — That's physics. That's classic. — This is physics. That's pretty — There he goes. That's pretty cool. That's physics. — There goes my — game of the year. — Silkong. Never heard of it. — Game of the year, baby. The battleships in Silkong can't even fly. — Yeah. Like, come on. — What's the point? Like, if you're going to do it, do it right. — Yeah, baby. — Oh my god. — Oh, you got me. Oh [ __ ] — You jump scared me. Was I always upside down? I don't think so. From what I can remember, no. Those torpedoes missed because I was cresting an enormous wave near you. — No. Oh, no. You got me. I rolled onto them. I'm — now time to fly away in celebration. I'm away. — I'm down. I'm down. — Oh, perfect. There goes — I love the fire. You can see the fire streaks. — Yeah. Let me try land. Land my V tall. — Oh god. I'm coming in a bit hot. There he is. Now you just over — the obelisk. — Holy [ __ ] — I killed myself. No, you killed yourself, — bro. That was cinema. Okay, so we've seen my very successful attempts at making the game, but let's check out the actual game. Before Martin and I jump in and [ __ ] around, let me tell you some stuff. This year is the 10th anniversary of World of Warships, and turns out if you spend 10 years on a game, you can add a lot more than you can do in 10 hours. For them, each boat takes them 6 months to add into the game. That's because they're using actual historical documents and blueprints and [ __ ] to make sure that [ __ ] is accurate. They've got battleships, destroyers, cruisers, even aircraft carriers. Oh [ __ ] here we go. Yeah, the boys. Come on. Come and submarines. — Ow, I'm sneaking. — All right, let's see how the actual game compares to mine. I'm going the Ivy Mo. Oh, that's a big boat. — Oh, wait. No, you can. Yeah, you can change the camo on it and [ __ ] — Ooh. Oh, I got a Teenage Mutant Ninja Digital Watch. — Yeah, that's sick. — This feels very historically accurate. Yeah. Yeah. — It's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but still flying the Japanese flag. It's classic. — Hold on. I want to do the horrific orange one. Look to your left. What's your left? — Was so obnoxious. — Stay the back. — Battle starts. — Oh, we're going. The water physics is a touch better than mine. — There's no way that much. — There's a guys. 12:00. — What? [ __ ] — Get his ass. — Give me that ass. — Hold on. I'll blend in with the mountain side. He'll never see us. — Blend in. — Yeah, the boys. Are you slower than me? — We should be the same speed. — Oh, wait. I'm right. We're the exact same boat. — Yeah. — So, just skill difference. — Oh, I hit a guy. 1,083 damage, baby. — No, he's crazy. Don't [ __ ] with us. — Yeah. Wa! I'm getting shot. — No. What a dick. I feel like the strategy isn't just full sand. — No, the strategy is always full sand. What are you talking about? — Yeah, sorry. You're right. — Utter nonsense. — I've embarrassed myself. Sorry. — Good. — I don't know. I'm testing out this mountain. I'm going to stress test this mountain. Oh, there's a guy there. — No. Teammate. — Teammate. All right, let's see what happens if we Can we go vertical? Oh, we just Yeah. Okay. Wow. They've done well. — Victory. — I don't think I killed anyone. — Yeah. — Yeah, baby. Let's go. — Victory performance. I got three hits. — I got set on fire. — That I also Nice.
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There's the third tier. Wackadaki. — Do you want to whack some tacky with me? — I think I might. might want to whack. — Let's do it. — Oh yeah, baby. My personal brand. — Your personal brand. My personal brand is bright [ __ ] orange. I call this color — Japanese. Traditional Japanese. Whoa. — Oh, you're far away. way over there. Where are you? — I'm your I'm the golden guy. — Oh. Oh, [ __ ] — I reckon we go to C. — Okay, I'll meet you at C. Oh, [ __ ] I'm so fast. — I know. These things are crazy fast. — Oh, the drift goes hard. Can I go vertical in these? Hold up. — Mountain check. — Hey, mountain check. Oh [ __ ] All right, it passes. It passes the mountain check. [ __ ] sick in. — They must have spent at least 11 hours on this game. — At least. If I had to guess, — I'd say at least 11. We're capturing. Oh, there's an enemy destroyer. Enemy destroyer straight ahead. — Yeah, I see him. — Wait a second. Torpedoes. Douche. — Yo, torpedoes. — Direct. — Oh no. Torpedoes. — No, torpedoes. What? — Oh my god. Insane dodge. I got him. — Oh, you hit him with two. Got him. Let's go. — Oh, there's a cruiser. There's a — Holy [ __ ] This is crazy. — Get his ass. Oh my god. No. Wait. Torpedoes. — Okay, this guy might be dead. I just shot torpedoes at him. — Eat my ass. Oh, hit it. — Yes. — No. Those are going to hit. — Come on. Hit. — Yes. — Yeah, boy. — Sick. All right, I'm going to ram you now. — No. You don't have to. You don't have to, bro. Whoa. Look at this dodge. — That was crazy. — You can't touch his ass. — I'm so mad about how good the water looks in this. — I spent You have no idea how long I spent trying to get it to look good. That [ __ ] is hard to do. — That That's an aircraft carrier. We can go kill the aircraft carrier. — Oh yeah, — grab your friends. — He's moving. He might be able to dodge those. — Thought you could be sneaky. Huh? — I missed. — I don't know how I missed. — Oh, the torpedo. — Oh, they're so close. All right, here it comes. Here comes the craziest torpedo you've ever seen. — Yo, torpedo. — Oh [ __ ] This is going to be insane. From both sides. — Oh [ __ ] Oh. — You don't [ __ ] — Crazy. — We're so far from the battle. — And yeah, we use the boost as well. — Oh [ __ ] What? The planes are still out. — They can't land anywhere though. — I guess that makes sense. I guess that Next target. Who we going to [ __ ] kill? Oh, wait. The planes are still here, bro. We killed your dad. — Wouldn't you be mad if your dad was shot by torpedoes? — That's true. — Let's go. — You were the best. — I destroyed three vessels. — I hit three targets. — I'm sorry. — So, we're all team players in this. If you want to try out World of Warships, it's free on PC. Martin and I had a bunch of fun playing it. Uh, it's free, so you know, nothing to lose. So, I recommend checking it out. And now's the best time to check it out because as part of the 10th anniversary, you get a bunch of rewards if you use code XVoyage. You get a tier three boat, a 20-day premium account, a port slot, and a command. Plus, there's a bunch of anniversary missions where you can earn even more. Returning players get a bunch of [ __ ] too, just for logging back in, including camouflages, anniversary containers, and premium time. Anyway, check out the link in the description. Thanks again to Mart for helping me with this video. Uh, all right. Bye. Hello, guys. Welcome to the Bashron Battle. Um, this was a fun little video. U, had a lot of fun recording with Mart. Uh, huge props to him. Thanks, mate. I think it wouldn't have been half as fun if it wasn't for him and I on the call. This is also my first video editing with Final Cut Pro uh because Premier Pro crashed on me one too many times and um I was like, "Fuck that. " So, yeah, if there are any editing whoopsies, then uh that's why. Anyway, I got to go finish editing this [ __ ] video. This one's been a grind. I was way too ambitious on the release date, but we're getting there. We'll get there. Congrats to Inu Richer for the win. Uh I'll be in touch. All right. Later.