I Will Beat You at Rock Paper Scissors

shall we play a game perhaps the greatest strategy game yet devised rock paper scissors on these three through human history have hung so many critical moments their outcome determined by Rock defeating scissors defeating paper or paper defeating rock this being the most critical for you will test your skill against me and might have the luckiest day of your life by winning not just on the first round on the first try but also then the second the third again and again win after win stacking nerve-wracking odds until you achieve a 1 in a million winning streak impossible you say well I've got the spreadsheets to prove it's all but inevitable at least for someone see you have just joined a group of the nearest million viewers of this video to you in time all now players prepping getting ready to rock with rock Prevail with paper or slay with scissors your million cohort Stands Strong at the start but after each round only the winners shall remain repeat and repeat until there will be but one winner in a million one who will feel like a surreal God of this game pretty great right now a note of course we aren't really playing live in a hall you are watching this video that I wrote in your past to play against you across time so to you I am set in stone I can't know what you throw I can only reveal the paths onward through this Maze of probability and trust in you to continue true but I warn you now you get only one shot at this game and I beg you to be honest for I am trapped here in time a sphinx suffered to sever successful streaks of winds having to eject Untold hordes of players from this maze for decades to come but I want nothing more than for the first honest player to win for some lucky hero to defeat me at every Junction to pass to the end the very end this isn't a game this is a quest through the improbable for you for us all right enough weird foreshadowing good luck to everyone in this group of a million get your mind in the game get your fist in the air where about to play the first round and I'm going to go rock or am I rock paper scissors can be such a mind game you know am I going rock maybe I am maybe I'm not either way I'm totally going rock ready this is for Real rock paper scissors and shoot