meta-analysis shows up out of nowhere, bro. Just at the club throwing bows at everybody. It is a massive multi-study review. They ended up with 30 randomized control styles and Oh my god. 30 randomized control studies. Randomized control studies, which means one group goes and does cold immersion, one group does placebo, and they tell both of them this will probably help you, and then they don't get to pick their own groups, and they measure performance after. The entire meta-analysis is 527 total participants. Man, that that's a lot. That's a big sample size. That's enough to start telling some things apart with some decent confidence. Most of them were males. We'll talk about that in limitations a little bit. But this was data that was published from the year 2008 all the way through 2025. Man, that's a lot of data. It is a lot of high quality data. And the cold water immersion protocols in this data set were very varied. So, we can't say, "Oh, but they just tested one type. " They had temperatures of 5 to 20° C, which is pretty goddamn cold to still pretty cold. — [gasps] — Immersion protocols of anywhere between 6 and 25 minutes. Scott, are you interested in 25 minutes at 40° F? Absolutely not. I'm not interested in 25 seconds. Yeah, 100%. 25 anything, really. And the immersion depths — [clears throat] — ranged from just partially, like putting in one limb, to putting in your lower body, to like the entire thing up to the neck. Because cold water immersion can be systemic or it can be like just immerse the area of your body that you want to cool off in the immersion tank. And now, here's the really fascinating part to me of this study. The exercises they tested people in, the modalities, the kinds of working out and fitness that they tested people in performance-wise to see if they could get the degrading performance out of them and then fix it in the cold water immersion were many, many different kinds. High intensity interval training, conventional resistance training, endurance [snorts] running, they had rugby, basketball, even jujitsu was in there, and a few endurance protocols like 10 km downhill running, and even half marathon. So, basically what we're asking here, what the meta-analysis was looking at, is if you do cold water immersion within about an hour of these, do your performance metrics come back recovered, more recovered, than if you did a placebo or just sat around doing nothing. And the performance outcomes mostly measured in this was strength or jump height. It's really simple. You do like an hour of jujitsu or whatever. Then you do like 15 minutes of cold plunge. Then you get out of the cold plunge, and they go, "Okay, we knew before you did jujitsu what your strength and your countermovement jump was like, your vertical jump. Now, we measure them again, and we measure them in the people that did the cold water immersion, not. And what was ostensibly we would be looking for, based on the claims of cold water immersion, is that the cold water immersion people would still be fatigued from their earlier jujitsu, but not as much. And that would be reflected in the fact that they are stronger and can jump higher than compared to if they didn't do the cold water immersion, which we know from the control group. Now, [snorts] here's the hammer. This meta-analysis drew the following conclusion. Cold water immersion does seem to help some people feel less sore after hard exercise. They reported feeling less sore. — [sighs and gasps] — And in one sub-analysis, creatine kinase, which is a measure of muscle damage, was lower. But when they applied a publication bias statistical correction to this data set, that mostly went away. So, we could have made the claim that cold water immersion causes less muscle damage, but we're not even comfortable making that. So, it for sure makes some people feel less sore. It doesn't dependably reduce mechanical damage indicators from a molecular detection perspective. But, here's what it for sure does not meaningfully do according to this review. Cold water immersion does not meaningfully restore strength or jump performance overall. And here's the really trippy thing. Partial or lower body only immersion worked just about as well as whole body immersion across outcomes, which is a fun way to put it because just about as well when you're not working is just about as doesn't do anything. Now, before we really crank on this