The call is coming from inside the house

Do you have a gay voice? Research shows there really is a thing that gives away a certain kind of being that we can measure. Like, do you have a gay voice? Like, how you say your A and I and U? — [singing] — Is it a little longer than the average dude? Well, if you have a gay voice, chances are you probably got range [singing] from low to high. A homo pitch can change where the straights are more monotonously restrained. And if you have a gay voice, [music and singing] you might be tempted to think that you hear a lisp, but a lisp is actually an under-articulated S. And gay men are more likely to over-articulate their S's. In fact, gay men are more likely to articulate in general compared to straight men. But, anyone can have a gay voice. There's some fruity straights and gays without the tone. Research shows it's not related to testosterone. [singing] But, if you have a gay voice, chances are the gays around you tend to know, cuz it sends a little signal about who you want to bone.