— Ready? Yep. We just smoked all four tires. Okay. Oh, that is really, really quick. I forgot how quick it is. — It's quick. — 3. 8 seconds to 62 miles an hour. And the sound of the five-cylinder. Oh, yes. — So today, we celebrate that this is now available in Canada. The return of the RS3. — Now, we did sneakily film one of these even when it was US-only. But now it's been updated. This is uh this has always been a really, really good car, but it brings up the very important question is why wouldn't you get a Golf R? For the cost saving. For the cost saving, because in Canada anyway, it's like 30 grand cheaper to get a Golf R. — Yes, give or take. I guess the answer is speed, power, noise, and a fixed interior. — The big, big answer is the extra cylinder, because this noise is unique to this car now in the world. — And the TTRS, which is gone. That is just it's a little baby V10. It's half a V10, and I absolutely love the sound this car makes. Five cylinders are really, really funky engines, and I wish we had more of them. — Do you remember the firing order? Uh 1 2 4 5 3? — Correct. — Yeah! — Any other math test in the world, you would have failed. — I can't do any numbers in memory but that one. While we celebrate that this has now come to Canada, let's also look over the fact that there is a new interior change going on. There's exteriors as well, we're going to get to that in a minute. As far as driving changes are concerned, there's software tweaks. Yeah, it it's more drifty on corner entry. — Yeah, so the updates that are always made to an RS3 is we think we've figured out how to do less understeer. Yes, exactly. And they can't use it. Every year they do We put wider tires on the front, which I think this still has by the way. — And then it also has the torque split in the rear, which if you I think we've said this a million times on Throttle House now, but it's got So as you were. It can send half of the torque to the rear, and of that half, it can send 100% to an outside wheel when it wants to drift. — have that tattooed on my back. — Yeah, but you said yeah, I want to see if we need to get the tattoo. — Yeah. It is uh it works really well. Yeah, it actually works, but the only thing it can't do in the only spot that an actual rear-bias car is superior is that it can't sustain a drift for a long period. — And it feels just like the Golf R, which has the same sort of diff, it feels quite assisted and digital and artificial. — Yeah, it's like engineered drifting, but it's still fun. Like drifting is drifting. — Yes. Okay, so inside, — Yeah. you'll notice we've got the new Audi steering wheel. This has been very controversial, this steering wheel. This bit has. People are a fan So this is now a flat bottom and top. Yeah. Yeah, and it's got Dynamica. That's what they call the Alcantara for Audi. Yeah, they've been doing that for you. You never called it Dynamica for years. — No, I just I only just realized it. Oh. — And if you option it, which you can't in North America, they are they make carbon bucket seats now for the RS3 that have Dynamica inserts, and they look wicked. And we don't get them. We just get the sport seats. — we don't. — Uh these are quite comfortable, but they are — way. It's nice, isn't it? — I really I don't mind the airbag shape. I know circles are I think a little bit sportier looking, but this works. It's just it's a nice looking wheel. — you can get used to it, because I hated it in the S5. You did, yes. — And now I'm just like this is like the third car I've been in with it, and I'm like, yeah, it's fine. Yeah. — And I like that we gained the checkered flag button on the left, which just takes you immediately into the most aggressive mode. It wakes up that exhaust. It wakes up the engine. It's good. It's good. I really, really like this car. I honestly I really like driving it. I just I think it's a bit too much money no matter what you do. Yeah, but it is a lot of car. It is an all-wheel drive, five-cylinder, unique, really perfectly sized, compact, well-riding and comfort can be absolutely normal when you want it to be, and then breaks Nurburgring lap records when you put it into the sport mode. It's like — Yeah, but what if it was a hatchback? There well there is one, we just don't get it. — it's annoying. So Oh, yeah. It's not anywhere near a BMW M car in terms of that sense of the front end grip that just is unrelenting. — And that smells like bias. But Thomas is not being biased. It is different. — It is different. It's still very much an Audi. I have to say, I know the M car has the better front end grip, but I feel so much more in control of an Audi RS3. Oh, you are — Yes, it is. No question. — great daily. It's such a great daily. — The ride is I'm even in the stiffest mode, and the ride isn't even bad right now. — No, I know. If I put it in comfort, and we've got the comes with Audi only. We've got the cartridge shifters instead of Oh, yeah. Okay, it's the little penis we used to have. But yeah, beautiful door cards, carbon fiber trim. Some I think these red accents are new. I don't remember those. I could do without those. — Yeah, that is about it. That's about it for the new stuff on the inside. — It's a celebration. That's why we wanted to drive it. — Yes. And I now I've had a Golf R for almost 3 years now, and I need that reminder of oh god, it's so annoying I'm in the fixed version. In fact, the S3 If you follow that? Yeah, the rear just starts to I mean, honestly, after spending some more time with this car, if I bought a Golf R, I'd feel like a huge — No, it's a huge, huge cost saving. — But the S3 fixes the interior, and now the S3 has that torque diff split thing. — Yeah, yeah. — And it's got the yeah. And not only is the interior fixed versus a Golf R in terms of ergonomics and buttons, even though they've gone for these sort of half-capacity buttons. — They're fine. I get over it. Just get over it. Uh-huh. The point is Audi care in a way that Volkswagen don't. They care so much that in the press release of this car, they talked about the smell and how important the smell is and how many smell tests this go through. And in fact, because they're it's so important to them. And when you get in an Audi, you do smell Audi, right? And you get in you're like and it's on purpose, I found out. And once it's all done checked, there's five chemists. This feels like I'm talking about Toyota Century. There's five chemists that have to check and smell the car to make sure it is up to Audi standard and smells like an Audi. And that's so funny. All of that work, and pretty much the only thing I can smell is the shawarma burp that you did 8 minutes ago. But I got so much love for the RS3. I've always had You know where it's not improved, though? What? The exterior. Yes, it has.