Don’t Ask “How Are You ?”

I don't say, "How are you today? " I read how I think they are. And I go, "Looks like you're having a tough day or looks like you're enjoying yourself today. " And your read doesn't even have to be accurate. I'm rolling through TSA one day as I'm waiting for my bag to come out. There's a guy standing there and he's got an indifferent look on his face and I go, "Tough day. " Now, that was an inaccurate read. It just happens to be one of my go-to reads with TSA cuz it's almost always a tough day for him. And he gets this confused look on his face like, "No, I adapt. " And I go, "Just another day. " And he goes, "Yeah, yeah, yeah.