I Paid 5 Game Developers $1,000 to Make the Same Game.

I Paid 5 Game Developers $1,000 to Make the Same Game.

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Segment 1 (00:00 - 05:00)

Hello. Are you ready to do an experiment? Science. What happens if I give five Fiverr developers $1,000 to make a game? And I'm going to give them all the same prompt. This is for science. It's definitely not because I'm lazy and didn't want to do anything myself. It's for science. Okay, so here's the prompt I gave them. You can read it if you want, but basically I gave them $1,000 and told them to make Skyrim, which in hindsight was a little optimistic, but that's what science is all about, you know. Okay, let's get into it. Game one, baby. Game one was made by Fabia. I'll put links to all the developers Fiverr pages and like anything else they want uh in the description. So, if you like what they do, then go check them out. Brother, is that a bulge I'm looking at? Brother's man spreading while standing up. I respect that. I've just noticed this. Can we get a zoom enhance on the sword? The sword's fixed, but the hand keeps moving, so he's just jacking off the sword. You know, I've already got my buddy's worth with just this title screen. All right, we run it. I was born in Grreyale, — a forgotten village where cliffs bite the sea and time stands still. They took everything. — What the [ __ ] — Grain. — That's just a movie scene. That's — our children. A fortress built into the mountain itself. — What the [ __ ] is going on? — But I know what they're And now it's loose. The dragon. — What? — They summoned it. — WHAT AN INTRO. WHAT THE [ __ ] WAS THAT? OKAY, we're in. Oh, this already feels really good. This feels like really uh crisp. Is that a sword? Yeah, baby. Jump attack. Jump attack. [gasps] Jump attack. Okay, note to self. Jump attack does not work. Block. Block. Block block. Later, idiot. Oh, invisible wall. Coward. I just noticed I have stamina, but it doesn't go down when I just keep clicking. So, it's a perfectly viable strat to just spam click. Level up. I leveled [snorts] up, but my damage numbers are exactly the same. Hold on, let me lock on. I feel where I was going. Oh, probably in that giant flaming building. Huh. I can't be bothered fighting this guy. I'm just going to run it. Oh, is that the final boss? Is that the That's the dude from the cut scene. All right. Is there invisible walls? Damn it. Uh-oh. I'm stuck. I'm stuck in the hole. [ __ ] No. Wait. Can I jump attack? I can jump attack my way out. Wait, is that guy stuck in the hole? Yes. He's stuck in the hole. Yes. No. [ __ ] you. Game over. I still have one health. It starts again. Bro. Bro, that's challenging. — A forgotten village where cliffs bite the sea and time stands still. — There's no skip. — There's no skip. — All right. Can we run past everyone? Yes. Yes, we can. My goal is to get everyone stuck in this hole. Come on in. That's one guy. Two guys. And then I jump out of the hole. Yes. Textbook. All right. There's only one guy left. Not in the hole. That's good. We like that. I would love to find another hole. Hold on. Can I climb this? Can I climb this? Yes. Wait, wait, wait. Do we skip the boss? Hold on. I'm doing parkour. And then we come down here. Beautiful. And then we've got past the gate. I'm going just leave later, bro. Later. They don't give you a jump, but they give you a jump attack. So, you can actually jump over stuff. — The warden has fallen. — Yes. Is that the end of the game or we Yeah, that's game. Hold on. I want to actually fight the dragon. I'm actually having like so much fun. This is sick. Hh. Staying alive. Stay alive. H. Wait, that's There's three in the hole. That's Okay, it's just you and me, dragon. And that other guy. Don't worry about him. We need to find a second hole for that guy. The dragon's here. The dragon's here. [ __ ] What the [ __ ] was that? What happened? Did I kill the dragon? I killed the dragon. Yeah. I thought he was at like full health. I don't know what happened. Victory. Oh yeah, sweet victory. Wait, wait. I want to uh check on the guys in the hole. My whole lads died. No, they were innocent. They just wanted to Wait, wait. What's happened? What's happened? I can fly now. Okay. Let's go over here. I don't know how I've done this. Ah, touchdown. What do we got in here? It's nothing. I don't know why I expected something to be here. What's down here? Oh, we got some little uh some little floating shacks. Yeah. Okay, that's fine. All right, let's go back to base.

Segment 2 (05:00 - 10:00)

There's nothing out here. — I can't even like walk normally if I tried. — The water has fallen. — I like how he's setting up like sequel bait here. — God, the man spread is so good. Yeah, if you want to learn how to make games like these ones, then you got to learn to code. But the way I learned involved 4 years of watching some old guy write insanely slowly on a whiteboard. Oh my god. I thought that was the only way it could be done until I experienced today's sponsor, Boot. dev. Boot. dev actually makes you enjoy the process of learning to code. It does this through a little thing called dopamine. You might have heard of it. It's got experience points, chests, levels, achievements, potions, quests, and even boss fights. But what are you actually learning? Well, let me just name some courses that I think are cool. It's got teaching you how to use Linux, how to build the game Asteroids, how to make this cool maze solver program thing, and how to build an AI agent in Python. If you're just starting out in programming or if you're like a veteran in the space, it's got a bunch of courses from beginner to expert. So, it's got you covered. The best way to learn is by doing. And that's why the courses have this interactive programming window where you're actually like writing code and writing them and debugging stuff exactly like how you would be doing if you're programming for a job or university or something like that. Um, and if you're stuck, you got my man Boots who is an AI bear wizard. Boots is trained on all the courses and can help you out if you need it. He won't just straight up give you the full like programmed answer because that would defeat the entire point of the website. But he does give you hints and nudge you on the right track. So, if this sounds cool to you, then you can check out boot. dev by scanning this bad boy right here or by clicking my link in the description. And you can use my code bullet to get 25% off the annual plan. Okay, thanks boot. dev. Uh, back to the games. All right, let's jump right into game two, which was made by Sabah Danella. Just a quick heads up before we start this game. There are some like flashing lights in the first part of this game, so if that's an issue for you, let's skip forward to whatever time I've put on the screen. All right. Build unknown. — Is it Russian? — This voice acting. Yes. Whoa. Is this a horror game? What the [ __ ] is going on? Do I have to hit it? Yeah, boy. Whoa. Okay, we're on. — What the hell? They inverted the controls. You sick [ __ ] Space bar to roll. Okay. What is going I can't tell if I've broken the game or this is the intended experience. Validating input, please. Okay, we're back. Why did that happen? Woo! looks so sick. What the hell? Let's go. Oh, okay. Okay, we're in a sewer. What's this fella? What? It would be helpful if I could read. All right, let's go. Really thought something would happen there. How do I Oh, there we go. Woohoo. Hell yeah. The vibes of this game are so good. [ __ ] I am not good at this. Oh no. What's up, brother? I'm back. — All right. Now we hit the bottle. All right. Oh, it's a dragon. Oh my god. All right. Now's our chance. Get him. Get him. What's happening? What's up? I'm on top of the dragon. Come on. Go, go, go. Oh, [ __ ] That's all right. We go again. Oh my god. I forgot. I forgot he attacks you immediately. Hold on. We can dodge the fire if we stay close. I feel like we just stay behind him. Towards his tail. I just died. Oh, he's just chilling. Did he bug out? Oh, yeah. That goon nuts. Go nuts. Go nuts. We are still going up. Coming in hot. The meteor shower strat. Hold on. I want to land like here. Yes. My meteor shower. None of them hit. Now I can just shoot him. Excellent.

Segment 3 (10:00 - 15:00)

You going to swipe? Good luck, mate. Can he hit me with fire is the question? Ah, no, he can't. He can swipe. Get in. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Towards tail. Let him land. Swipe. Get in there. Finish the job. Yes. Profals. Yes. That was build_un unknown. What a vibe. That was so much fun. Aesthetics on that game was so cool. All right. Game three was made by Jake Baker. Let's check it out. I'm excited. Let's go. Oo. Bit of a pixel vibe. Damn. What's up, old mate? Nah, [ __ ] reading. It is the way of our curse. I'm not going to make you sit through me struggling to read. Uh, we need to collect gems to save our daughter cuz demon wants daughter. I have magic. Whoa. All right. What's up, bro? Yo, you got that sigma walk, baby. Woo! I died. [ __ ] Oh. Oh, I'm still here. I just shrugged off death. Oh, what's this demon head? Um, I'm confused. What's happening? This doesn't feel right. This doesn't feel right at all. Oh, wait. This is a demon head. Yeah, that makes more sense. Oh, [ __ ] it. Okay, that time I fully died. Damn it. If I hold block, am I just a [ __ ] immortal? I think so. Gaming. Yes. Fireball ability unlocked. Wait, wait. I just killed him with fireball. I don't I don't understand. Now that I've unlocked fireball, I thought it would be a good time to test out my newfound strength on this big guy. This guy is so ominous. And fireball does nothing. Okay. [ __ ] you. That did not go well. great. What the [ __ ] was that? That scared the [ __ ] out of me. Oh, it's a gem. Oh, but that's a big health bar. I can't even see where you are. Oh, there you go. Oh, he's stuck. This is not as intimidating as I think they hoped it would be. Gaming. Yes. All right. Well, yoink. Thank you. [ __ ] I still got three more gems to collect. All right. After getting lost for like 20 minutes cuz this game is so dark and the pixelation filter means you can't see anything. I eventually found this chick. Um, okay. No, we're good. We're good. I thought we were going to have to censor that. We're good. We're okay. Empty-handed. You dare face me with nothing to offer? Okay, I died. She killed me. All right. Sorry. I'll get the gems. Wait, did I full die? It started me again. No. Yep, that's right. It starts you completely from scratch if you go to the demon before getting all the crystals. That's fun. That's okay. We brought it back. First up is the demon head. Ah, [ __ ] Oh, wait, wait. Yeah. Yeah. Next, we take out the big guy with just like four fireballs cuz he has no health for some reason. Yoink. Then I found another crystal just like chilling out here. There's no boss fight or anything. It was just like sitting there. And once again, it's time to fight Osmodius. Wait, no way. I can block the damage. All right, come on. Run in the dick. Ah, that didn't work. Well, I'm out of ideas. Wait, what is that? Is that something? What is this? Oh, wait. That's a damage. We're cooking. All right. One to go. Oh, I found it. I found it. Yes. No. No. No. If I can't get this gem, I'm actually going to rage quit. I'm actually done. No, no. I can get the gem. Did I get it? Yes. Four out of four gems.

Segment 4 (15:00 - 20:00)

All right. All right. Let's go to the demon. What's up? Smell the relics. Um the gem the gems. And in return, you wish for the That's it. She gone. My daughter. All right, next game. Game four was made by Nicholas P. Let's get into it. RPG game. Oh, okay. This is kind of fun. Wa, that's sick. Dodge roll. [ __ ] Why do they keep putting dodge roll on Q? That's the most annoying place to put it. You don't have anything mapped to space, but you have dodge roll on Q. Oh, we got a bonfire. skill tree. What the hell? We got increased damage, increased stamina, increased health, or increased parry window. Oo. Oh, there's a guy. Come on. Bam. Bam. Get some green back. And bam. I don't think he swang at me even once. Gaming. Oh, we got some souls. Okay. Okay, it's happening. Come here. Come on. Here, boy. Over here. Oh, yes. Come here. Nice. — Next lad. Didn't need to. Oh, I have so many souls, bro. Increased damage and increased stamina. — How is this game actually this beautiful? That is Look at this purple fog. That's awesome. Oh, that's a new lad. That's a new enemy. Oh, I blocked him. [ __ ] No. Wait. No, you can't pick up your souls when you die. You just lose them permanently. DIE. I HAD SO MANY. Oh god. Dodge this. Woo. That's two. Get him. Get him. Dodge. Oh, I dodged. This game sucks. Oh, soul of a for. Okay. Wait, these are money. Yo, I'm so rich. I think I'm supposed to fight this guy, but I can sort of just like come around here and grab the thing he's protecting. Yoink. All right, bye. All right, more damage, more health. All right, I am back, but stronger. So clean. Oh, he's slick, bro. You went [ __ ] Get rolled. You're lucky I can't crouch. Yo, what's in here? Oh, is this like a little secret passageway? Roll. Yes. Yes. Oh, okay. It's another It's another flask. I would [ __ ] suck dick for a bonfire right about now. It's so brutal. When you die, you lose all your souls. Oh, it's a bonfire. YEAH. I would like to retract my previous statement. This might be optimistic, but this looks a lot like a boss arena. This game is so gorgeous. That's ridiculous. Oh, it's a boss. He's got a HEALTH BAR. IT'S A BOSS. I don't know why I'm surprised there's a boss in a Souls game, but that's so cool. I got Is he invisible a little bit, or is he just reflective? Damn it. [ __ ] Damn it. That's all right. We run it back. Oh, I got the parry. That feels so good to get. Oh, yeah. Let's crush a health potion. Oh, I'm insane. Oh, he's unstoppable. Woo! Let's go. Oh. Oh, it just like ends. Oh, well, that was so cool. That game. I'm actually so blown away by how like pretty that game was. That was crazy. And our final game for today was made by Corell. Let's jump into it. Okay. Whoa. Look. Oh, fabric. Whoa. Okay. Some customizations. What are we feeling? I'm going with this one. I don't know if it's good or if it looks [ __ ] stupid, but let's go with it. Play. Death and frost fell upon the land. behind it. Is that a dragon behind the moon? That's a big dragon. Oh, okay. Oh [ __ ] Oh. Oh, he crazy. Oh, he's got a little booty shot. Bro is caked up. I respect that. Whoa. Well, there is a dragon just there. Dragon's holding the moon. That makes sense. No, no, no, no, no. Get him. Oh. Oh, we all died.

Segment 5 (20:00 - 24:00)

We all fell down with the same animation. I'm going just run. Oh, right. Ah, wait. Is that a boss? That's a boss. There's no dodge roll. I don't know what to do. Have to bait out an attack. Get him. Get him. No. Wait. [ __ ] I have an idea. What's the plan, mate? What's the plan? Hey, where you going? This is working way too well. Oh, we got him. Let's go. I'm the best gamer. What's this? Oh, this is level two. Not sure if I'm a huge fan of the ice texture they used. I think the archer guys. Oh my god. [ __ ] hell. We're right back into it. Huh? No. No. I can't do this again. I can't. You're joking. Ah. Okay. Yes. Death. [screaming] Woo. Oh yeah. Woo. I'm guessing we go to the castle that's shooting laser beams at the dragon that's holding the moon. Oh, new area. Okay, it's it's it looks the same. I wonder if it's another dude with a sword. It's Sauron. Oh [ __ ] Sauron's got moves, bro. Oh — Where's he go? All right. Come on. Lock it. He's low. We got him. We got No. He was so low. HE WAS THAT WAS THE RUN. That was just little. Okay. Wait. If I crouch, can he hit me? No, he can't hit me. He can't hit me. Yes. New tag. Okay. Now, stand up, attack, and crouch. Yes. We can do it. Oh, but he just left. No. Oh, okay. How does this is this intentional game play? He's kind of drawing a pentagon. No, bro. Come back. Come back. Oh, [ __ ] He's with the archers now. I don't want to aggro the archers. No. No. Wait. No. He's coming back. He's It's sort of like a pinball situation now. Yeah. What's up? What? What the [ __ ] What is going I'm so overstimulated. What is happening? What is this? What is this? You win. I won. [gasps] The [ __ ] is going on? There's a pirate ship materializing out of nowhere. Okay, so we killed that knight which spawned multiple rooks from chess that all shot lasers together that materialized a ship. And that's how we beat the dragon that was holding the moon. Yeah, that makes sense. Hello. Welcome to the Patreon battle. Um, damn, what a cool. That was a very fun video for me to make cuz I didn't have to do anything, which is fantastic. Uh, all the games actually were really impressive. I didn't have like much hope cuz $1,000 is like really not that much money for a game. Um, but all of them were like really fun and like pretty creative and I don't know. I was super impressed with everyone. Links are in description for everyone's uh Fiverr page. And if you want to actually play these games yourself, um you can access them through my Patreon. Uh congrats to FIAM MC for the win. I'll be in touch. Uh yeah. All right. Catch you guys next one.

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