He tried to do WHAT???

yesterday a guy called me and he wanted a 15inch custom length cylinder I make them right and I was like I'm happy to make it for you brother let me ask because he's like how long will it take and I'm like right now Christmas New Year's coming up it's gonna take me like two or three weeks I'm not gonna lie to you and he's like oh man he's like I was looking to grow pretty quick and I was like well let me first tell you you're not going to grow to 15 in two or three weeks to begin with and I even I was like wait a minute do you think you're going to get some 15 Ines if you get a 15inch cylinder and he said yeah and I said okay well I'm going to be honest with you and be real with you right now you know never like it's not going to happen um and then I said I go you know what are you erect right now if you mind my asking eight and a half exactly I just wanted to dou got just dropped like what in three weeks I'm gonna double my size eight and a half this guy was already and I go brother like you are well endowed okay now with that said if you don't feel comfortable with your body I get it okay if you want to grow some length cool I get it and I'm help I'm happy to help you with that you'll never get to 15 though okay I'll tell you that right now you might get to 10 you know but you won't get to 15 and I go why do you want to do this and it goes to be honest with you I started dating this woman and she told me she needed bigger they're not worth it let me repeat it for people in the back everybody can listen they're not the right partner if that the case please it turned into like a little therapy session with the guy because he was like we started talking he's like hey Chris this is really cool that you're talking to me like this brother and I was like because I want to be honest with you and I just want to sell you something you don't need me I go you don't need my products you're good I go what I want you to do when we hang up is I want you to think about these things more brother and I want you to find a lady that's happy with eight and a half that's a big ass dick that's what I told him and he started cracking like thank you man thank you I was like you're good dude don't call me back I was like don't you know you're good so he like he call you for a 15 cylinder ready but no I don't want to if you don't need it you know and at the end of the day I tell these guys that I'm not trying to sell you something if you don't need it I want you to be happy because I sleep well then