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Segment 1 (00:00 - 05:00)
uh uh uh uh ooh ooh Hey. Hey, hey, hey. uh a h Hey, hey.
Segment 2 (05:00 - 10:00)
Why hello. How's it going? Looks like a bunch of stuff might be broken. Maybe. Is closed captions working for you guys? All right, good. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. Uh, but I went to go start the broadcast up and it told me that when I started the kick stream that there was no encoder on the main stream. The main stream is Twitch. Twitch is running 2K. Normally, that means I'm doing 22,000 kbps. I'm doing 9,000 right now. So, I don't know what's going on Twitch, but something is weird. Anyway, I got to do the Discord notification because I haven't yet. Yeah. Now, this is super weird. Like, um I don't know. It's been like this for like 2 years, and I don't know why it's changed suddenly, but you know, here we are. Anyway, I'm going to go get some water. Be right back.
Segment 3 (15:00 - 20:00)
uh hey O h ah uh h And I'm back.
Segment 4 (20:00 - 25:00)
O a huh. All righty. Sorry about that. And boop. I exist. I was setting stuff up. You sold at a market. What' you sell at market? Scattering slowly because you can't. What have I scattered best? Now what? I could be anywhere. Oh, he's in the cow level. God, I wish. Dude, I saw somebody found it, though. I saw that somebody actually found the cow level. For real, they found it and um it's a thing now. So, that's kind of cool. However, they think there's something beyond it now, maybe. But it also means I need to farm all those items. So I've been doing that today. Yeah, been doing it today. Dean Thor's the monster under your bed. Yeah, it's true. It's actually true. You vote duck level, dude. I hope so. Nemo is being turbo cute at the moment. Look. Oh my god, he is. Why is he so jammed in the What is he doing? That's really funny, dude. Look at this. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. It's insane how agile he is with one missing hand. Like he's missing an arm and doesn't care. Yeah. It's amazing. He's so goddamn agile. How are all you doing today? Doing good. Looking at the ferrets. Look at Mr. Nemo. Look at him. See that dude? See him hopping around? He's missing a leg and he doesn't even care. Does not even care. Look how big he is now. He's so big.
Segment 5 (25:00 - 30:00)
He's like, I drink the water, too. Yeah. Know he's big, dude. Captain Nemo himself, man. going to dig in the water. Being dumb. Who told him he could get so large? I don't know, dude. He just decided it on his own, you know? He was like, "What if I just got really big because I'm missing an arm? " And so he did. Yeah. Him and Evander are huge. They are. Oh. Oh. Imagine if you saw the grappling hook while being huge. That'd be insane. Be too powerful. It's stealing. Room still haunted. Definitely. As you can see, it's haunted by a very large three-legged ferret right here. Vicious and violent. He also just destroyed this other ferret using his mind. A [ __ ] battle the death or until someone gets bored. Are there prosthetics for ferrets? Not really prosthetics. You can get wheelchairs made though. Um, a lot of people will 3D print them. There's a way to do it. But, uh, he's got full range of motion in his back legs, so he doesn't need a wheelchair. It's only for the back legs generally. Yeah, you folks are cool, but the ads suck. I agree with that. That's why I pause for them. I don't like ads. I wish they didn't exist, but they have to. Yeah, look at him go. It's so wild to see that he has such a range of motion missing a limb. I think the thing that's crazy to me is he gets around so well. You know how's Snowberry doing? Oh, she's fine. But like look at him go. He doesn't care at all, you know?
Segment 6 (30:00 - 35:00)
Does Nema know that he's a hooligan? I don't know if Nemo knows anything to be honest with you. I don't think he does. I think all he knows is fight and eat. You know, they can't jump the fence now. They've tried. Some have succeeded, but it means they usually have to have something over here. fence goes up to my hip. It's not short. It's a lot taller than you would think. They could probably get over it if they really wanted to. They really tried, but they're not that good at climbing. Not on the smooth tops on these. These are all real smooth. You have hips? Uh, no. For the purposes of Twitch, I don't have any hips cuz if I showed them, I'd be banned. I could have a man in a dog suit and be fine, though. So, we've learned that about Twitch this last week. Good moderation on here. What? Did you not hear about this? you? You weren't here when we talked about this, were you? Uh we were talking about the fact that there's a number of uh VTuber streamers that have been banned for showing too many too much of their hips. Uh, but there's currently a streamer with two men dressed up in [ __ ] suits acting as dogs with clicker training and shock collars getting treats that isn't being banned cuz it's technically allowed. I don't understand this platform anymore, man. I don't understand that [ __ ] at all. Yeah, I don't understand it. We'll talk about it after the ad break. I don't want to live on this planet anymore, dude. It's not even about that. It's about that's dangerous for the platform. Like, all that does is it scares away advertisers. That hits every single creator on this platform. It destabilizes the platform overall. Like, there's a reason the toos exists and it's not just to be a dick. It's to make sure that everybody still gets ad money on the platform, right? And if you don't like ads, that's fine. Whatever. Right? But like that's how these platforms exist. They exist via ad revenue, right? It's the same way that kick is going to go as well. They're already saying that they're going to implement ads for just the same reason. Advertisers hold the keys to all the doors. It's how that works. So to have that kind of content on the platform is ridiculous to me. I think it's really foolish and I think it's dangerous overall for the platform itself and for every creator on it. Yeah, that's very odd, man. Yeah, I don't going to be honest with you. I don't feel like I should be streaming on only Fans with games, right? Weird as [ __ ] It would be fine if the rules are applied uniformally. Yeah, they're definitely not though. Wouldn't Would you play Heroes Olden Era? So, I played Hero um Heroes of Might and Magic Golden Era and I played it on stream and then one of the NPCs didn't take their turn. It just kept playing forever. Um and it went infinitely. And we waited about 10 minutes and then I looked at my task manager and it had 42 gigs of RAM usage and then it went 43 44 45 46 and then streamerbot crashed and I killed it. So I'm going to give Olden era uh it a minute before they, you know, I play it again till they figure out what the hell is going on because that's a mess. Yeah. No, I I think the thing is we're talking about the Morgi thing, right? Morg Pi is another stream on this platform. Uh she has a habit of pushing the envelope. She's been banned a number of times before. I think it's like over 10 or some [ __ ] right? Last time I looked, but um she does this all the
Segment 7 (35:00 - 40:00)
time. Uh back when Twitch had black bars, like people would putting black bars on their like, you know, to simulate that they were naked, people were doing it on a platform, um Twitch changed the rules and banned those people for doing it. Uh Morgpie at that moment thought, "Oh, this is gonna be hilarious. " And it was. To her credit, she did something hilarious. She wore a green screen underwear and then played Fortnite using her own ass as the screen. That's hilarious. That's really goddamn funny. She's like the queen of malicious compliance, right? So, I find that to be truly hilarious. Yeah. From Yeah, it's very funny. It's very funny, but it's still pushing. Right. And I think she's got a habit of just doing that. So, if we go pull up Let's see Twitch's community notes. Twitch's uh Twitch community guidelines uh on nudity. Let's see that sexual content policy update. No, I don't want the update. I want the original one. Does anyone have the community guidelines for this stuff? Wait, I think I found it. Civility and respect. Adult nudity attire. So we have here in order to set consistent standards that allow creators to express themselves, we have an entire policy with detailed examples below um tags, standard guidelines, contextual exceptions. Contextual exceptions uh standard guidelines. I don't think there's anything in here for this. We don't permit streamers or co-host or invited guest to be fully or partially nude, including exposed generalist or buttocks. So, here's the thing that's really funny. Um, the two people that she has on stream are wearing full body [ __ ] suits. Full latex, whole body, even the face. Technically, they're not exposing their genitals or buttocks. They're not even partially nude. In fact, they're the least nude they could be. Let's go on. Nor do we permit streamers to imply or suggest they are fully or partially nude, including but not limited to covering breasts or generals with objects or sensor bars like I was talking about a minute ago. We do not permit the visible outline of genitals even when covered. Broadcasting nude or partially nude minors is always prohibited regardless of context. Fair. Obviously, that should be that way. For those who present as women, we ask you cover your nipples or aas. So, there's nothing in here saying don't wear a [ __ ] suit. In fact, it's the opposite. That is the most covered up person that they could be on this. So, that's ridiculous. It is in it is highly sexual. It is very much so. It's not technically violating that one. So, let's find another one. Is it violating any others? Authenticity suspension. Um, let's see. harmful misinformation actors suspension invasion attire sexual content explicit simulated fictional or implied sex or masturbation. They're not doing that. Display of bodily fluids not happening. Although they did stop a whole lot of people from having different emotes on the platform for this reason because they were drooling and stuff which was hilarious. advertisement or solicit solicitation of sexual services content that focuses on clothed intimate body parts such as the buttocks or groin. They're technically not doing that. They're not flogging or whipping. Although, I wonder if the gag of using the fake shot color could count for that one. That one might be a problem. That one might actually be the problem. Yep. Graphic desript desri uh yeah graphic descriptions of sex acts display of sex toys non-educational context. No no none of this like this is the thing with Morgpie. It's never technically against the rules, right? What the heck are we talking about? Morgpie had two people on stream that are dressed up in [ __ ] suits. She's having them roleplay as dogs and feeding them treats and using clickers to train them. Twitch has not banned them. I think this is a bad thing for the platform because it's going to scare advertisers away. And we're looking through the Twitch community guidelines and I'm not finding anything that actually says this is against the rules, which is deeply funny because Margpai is kind of the queen of pushing the envelope. She's done this [ __ ] in the past and she's done it quite well. She's also been banned a number of times. She's been banned 13 times, but with this, she it seems like she's technically right, which is the problem. And I can't find anywhere on here that's a problem, right? Even under the attire guidelines, like the attire guidelines basically say, "Don't be nude. " And it's like a person in a [ __ ] outfit is the most not
Segment 8 (40:00 - 45:00)
nude they could be. Like it's just like, "Please do something about this. This is stupid. " Right. Yeah. And the thing was is she got away with it the first time she had one guy on. So then a couple days later she had a second guy on like dude it's a kink suit. So technically I mean technically but we have to find the exact toss line. It's a problem right? Could they include it in the outline of parts since skin tight suit? No. Because it's not outlining the specific parts that they have a problem with. You know, after three bands, it should have been a perma. I agree with that. I think the idea of people getting into double digit bands on the platform is pretty stupid to me. But, you know, what are you going to do? Yeah. Gaming site, by the way. Well, it's not even a gaming site. It's a just chatting site. Like, to be honest with you. Um, which is and kick is dominated by just chatting. I know she has 13 bands. I think that's insane. Ban should have a third strike roll. after the third it's a Burma. Well, they were supposed to implement something like that and instead their new implementation of bans I think is I'm just going to say I think it's dog [ __ ] Um the new way that they do it is if someone is a terrible bastard in chat they ban them from chat for like 3 days instead of permeating the account like coming on and saying racial slurs. They don't get permit anymore. They get banned for about 24 to 72 hours only from chat. if they get banned on streaming, they get banned from streaming, but they can still chat. It's really weird. The new way that they do this doesn't make any sense. So, they have like partial bans now, and at the same time, they don't last as long as they used to. It's just really strange. You think partners that get banned three times should lose partner? I think that's fair. I think it's really interesting that Twitch has so many partners that are not active. Do you know how many partner accounts are actually sold on Twitter? There's like thousands of them. And every time they get sold, they get banned. like Twitch actually bans them, but there's like tens of thousands of partners that are just not active. It's like not a thing, right? It's really weird. Yeah. There's like a whole market for it. People buy and sell them if it's not hurting anyone. Well, the problem is it does, right? So, like when we're talking about sexual content on these types of platforms, it ends up being a problem for every other content creator because it scares advertisers away. Um, we're now in quarter two of 2026. The ad revenue of quarter two on Twitch is actually lower than it was in quarter 1. Quarter one generally for any like social media platform whether it's Twitch, YouTube, Kick, whatever, right? Twitter, anything is the lowest because people have the least amount of money that they can possibly spend after spending it all in quarter 4, which is when you have your holidays, right? Um it starts to pick back up in quarter two when people get their tax returns, at least here in the United States around April time. So quarter one, advertisers don't spend money. Quarter two, they start to ramp it up a little bit. Quarter three, they bit more. And quarter four, it goes into the sun, right? So, this is usually why you see most streamers having their vacations in January and February because that is the least amount of income that you can get as a streamer throughout the year. And it's the same on every social media platform. YouTube, same on Twitch, everywhere. Like same on Twitter, all of it. Right? So, when we're talking about that, right, advertisement is a big deal for any content creator on any platform. If you have a platform with a bad reputation for displaying sexual content, such as people dressed up as [ __ ] suits, you know, in [ __ ] suits, um, being treated as dogs and then not getting banned, what do you think an advertiser is going to do? They're probably going to be like, I don't know if we want to advertise on that, do we? Now, at the same time, Kick has already stated that in quarter two of this year, which is now, they're going to open up for advertisements on their platform. Well, that sucks, right? Because now you have Twitch with a really weird situation that's going to scare away advertisers and you have a rival that's entering the market soaking up the same money that they want to get. Where is the logic in allowing this to continue? See what I'm saying? None of that [ __ ] makes any sense to me. That is like the dumbest business plan I've ever seen. It's like, wow, let's just hand all our money to the other guy, right? Like this. All right. No cat food ads in, right? Oh, and I'm going to guarantee you this right now. Any advertiser, any major advertiser is worth more financially to the platform than any individual creator, which is why we get banned for content on the community guidelines. That's the reason
Segment 9 (45:00 - 50:00)
nerd. You're right, dude. But no, I think it's funny to have somebody push the envelope, but I think that when you are doing it this hard and Twitch doesn't take action, they look really stupid. You know what is this? You hear about the disc read issue with Windows with excessive disc rights has been patched? No. What happened? Early access pirate game is quietly killing your SSD without you knowing. A misconfigured database cache was driving rights of over 108 gigs per hour yo That's wild, huh? 108 gigs per hour. Wind rose. Yeah. Sounds like a grinding gearbox to the moon. Yeah, it sounds really bad. Door dorks. Adore dorks and nerds. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, wi with all of that in mind, what do you guys think about this? the morg thing? Cuz to me, I just think it's a danger to the platform. I every other content creator's income. Um, and I know people don't like advertisers, but advertisers keep these platforms alive. Without them, we wouldn't have a place to stream, whether it's Twitch or otherwise, and that's it. Like, that's how I feel about it. And I think it's a really foolish thing to do. I think this isn't only fans. Honestly, dude, I would love to see Twitch make an adult website. Twitch as it is and then an adult like Twitch after dark kind of thing and just separate it. They could open up advertisement. They they'd be very solid on this platform where they could be like, "No nudity, no [ __ ] nothing. Get out of here. Go over to the other one. " And the other one, they could run advertisements for adult content. They'd make so much more money doing that and it would be split. The brand would be split. It would fix all of this [ __ ] and they'd make so much extra money doing it. The only thing I could think of that would be a problem would be compliance. If they have any types of compliance issues for it, but like to be real with you, I've been spouting that for years, dude. I don't understand why they haven't even gone that direction. Amazon will never venture into that. Well, hope maybe Amazon will release Twitch finally, right? you know, you know, advertisers wouldn't want Twitch to be involved at all. Um, maybe I mean, you can make that claim, but uh, having the brand split off, I think, is a better option. They could have a separate shell company call it something else. Even it doesn't even have to be Twitch after dark. It just something else, right? It could be anything. Twitch is going to y or kick is going to yank the ads. Well, I mean, look at Kick cleaning itself up, right? Kick has cleaned itself up over the last eight months. Um, they've done a really good job with that. They've started banning people their, you know, bad behavior. They started cleaning up all the copyrighted content stuff. They started to make the platform better. And the reason they're doing that is because they're going to have advertisers soon. And that's a smart method, right? Like that's the right way to do that. If you want to be a serious legitimate business, keep your platform running around without, you know, without having to just bankroll it, you need to have advertisers. So, they're doing that. And I think that's a good thing for them to do. Kick is going to be implementing ads this quarter. They've already talked about it quite a lot. I was talking to Eddie about it on Kik not too long ago. So like they're going to be pushing to take a part of the pie that is Twitch's pie. That is there's really no competitor to Twitch on that, man. There isn't. And if Kick is entering the arena saying, "I want to have some of your ad revenue. " and Twitch is embroiled in these ridiculous scandals of like dudes on stream wearing [ __ ] costumes. Like, how do you think that talk's gonna go, dude? You know? So, like I think the one thing is Kick's going to have to clean up its image and Twitch is going to have to stop tarnishing it, you know? It's like it's clown [ __ ] right now, dude. Oh, yeah. No, Amazon sells sex toys. They're totally capable of opening a an adult Twitch website. What are you talking about? Why can't they do ads in the border of how Twitch does? Oh, you're trying to say
Segment 10 (50:00 - 55:00)
like why can't they do like ads along the edges of the screen, Kendall? Like banner ads and [ __ ] like that. Those make no money. Like to be clear, banner ads are some of the lowest earning ads you can possibly have. Then you have skippable video ad. Then you have unskippable video ad. Unskippable video ads are actual money. Banner ads are like nah. Also, banner ads get blocked by every ad blocker. No, to man like forever. Um, unskippable video ads injected directly into the broadcast or how you stop people from using ad blockers because they'd have to ad block the broadcast to get rid of them. That's the whole idea there. You know, banner ads are so easy to get rid of using ad block. Yeah, that's the biggest problem, right? Inside the stream, but not fully over the stream. Yeah, they'd have to inject it into the broadcast feed like directly. In fact, uh a long time ago, Amazon did that with New World. How many of you guys didn't see that? Let me pull this up. Yeah, here we go. So, this was a thing back in 2022, and we talked about this when it happened live. Give it a load. Are you [ __ ] yourself? There we go. Wow, that is really great quality there. Thanks for the 270p there, Twitter. Thanks, man. All right, watch this. Okay, you see this right here? You see that little label that says return to a tournament right there? That's not in game. That is only on the Twitch broadcast. In game, they have a texture here that gets automatically detected by the Twitch broadcast, displays an advertisement for an event on the broadcast, and in game, it is a blank object. There's nothing there. So, these are in video, in broadcast, real time injected ads. And Amazon was playing with these back in 2022. So, that's not And you can see it's kind of wiggling a little bit, too. That's not Yeah, that's not in game. That's only in the broadcast. And see how it's wiggling a little bit because it's detecting where it should be, right? So, like this is back four years ago. So, they can inject ads. If you think they can't, they definitely can inject ads directly into the broadcast, right? It's a This one's augmented reality injected ads. Does a streamer get paid? Hell no. Streamer didn't get paid [ __ ] there. Not at all. There was no agreement with the streamer on that. You get nothing. Yeah. So that always made me interested in like well they could totally inject directly into live feed. Now doing what they did there dramatically more difficult than just putting a banner ad on right but a banner ad makes basically no money to be clear with you. It makes basically nothing. Banner ads are very low income. You're talking hundreds of banner ads to one, you know, unskippable video. To make money off banner ads, you people need to click it. That's true. Click through on banner ads are dramatically more valuable than just displaying a banner ad. You know, usually product placement games. What Truman show [ __ ] is this. Here's the thing, though. It's not product placement in the game. In game, it's a blank wall. On the stream, there's an ad. Ah, that's very different. I think ads should be optional like have an option where you donate money to the streamer or content creator and you can choose to support. I think you know what a better thing would be to do. I think it should show and I know this is never going to happen. I think it would be really cool if when you watched an ad it showed you how much money you just gave the streamer. I think that would be a really cool way to do it. Be like you just generated this much revenue for the streamer because they can detect that in real time. They know exactly how much it is. They know exactly what the CPM is for every single one of you for every one of those interactions. I know what it is even. I've showed it to you before. So, the
Segment 11 (55:00 - 60:00)
idea there, yeah, they'll never do it, but it would be really cool for you to know that. And I think it'd be a really positive thing to be open and honest about that with the community to be like, "Hey, this is how much you just generated for the streamer. Thanks for being cool. " It's the same as when someone throws a 100 bits and you say, "Thanks for the hundred bits. " Same as when you throw a sub. Thanks for the sub. Thanks for watching the ads, man. You know, or even at the end of it, this ad break generated this much revenue. Like, all of that is cool. You know, how many burritos are you worth? See, why do you think I did that? But streamers say I can't show you what I make monthly. You figure it out. See, that's the thing. That was my one piece of malicious compliance I ever had with Twitch. I wasn't allowed you to show you exactly how much money I made on Twitch. But what I was allowed to show you was how many five layer burritos I could buy using the ad revenue that I earned from Twitch. Technically not showing you my income, even though we also tracked the value of every one of those burritos. And that's where the burrito index came from. Also, the five layer burrito is over five or almost $6 now. It's over $5. It's almost $6. So, it's over a dollar a layer. It's almost a buck 20 a layer now. It's like 5. 84 per burrito now. Insane. I like how Kick used the burrito index. That blew me away. It all comes back to the burrito index. What will you do if they discontinue that burrito? If Taco Bell discontinues the five layer burrito, I think they'll actually collapse as a business. Like I don't think they can possibly exist anymore. The five layer burrito is like the cornerstone of Taco Bell. It's like the crunch wrap, right? Like it it'd be like McDonald's getting rid of the Big Mac. They can't do that. That's not a thing. That burrito was going down with the ship, dude. It's $3. 99 there, you son of a [ __ ] Why is it so cheap there? Give me just a minute. I got to go talk to Shay real quick. One sec. Heat. Hey, Heat. Heat.
Segment 12 (60:00 - 65:00)
Hey.
Segment 13 (65:00 - 70:00)
Heat. N. And I'm back. Sorry about that. Now I'm trying to help out with the ferrets. Uh Lulu's not doing great. So it's a lot. Yeah. Run scatter. I see you. I see you scattering. Yeah, I'm seeing it. Scatter with delay. H, but no, it's um I don't know. It is not the best right now.
Segment 14 (70:00 - 75:00)
A Lulu. No, she's not doing good. Hope she gets better. Well, we don't quite know what's up, but um both Lulu and Stinky came down with um suddenly they just started having seizures is basically what happened. Uh Lulu and Stinky within 24 hours of each other started having seizures. Um they were fully responsive during their seizures though, which was super weird. And I'd never seen that before. Usually when an animal starts having long seizures, um they fry. like basically they lose the ability to be coherent and they die pretty quickly afterwards, right? So, we didn't know what the hell was going on. So, um when that didn't happen, we're like, "What the hell is going on? " The seizures lasted a full 36 hours. We're talking to the vets trying to figure out what the hell is happening. And they lost all ability to be like ambulate, to move their arms and legs. And the form of their body normally is kind of long. their head would lean back, the chin would go down, and they'd kind of scrunch up and just be stuck in that position. And I was like, "What the hell is causing this? " So, we're looking through everything. We're talking to the vets, trying to figure out what the hell is going on. And they're able to look around. They're able to eat, but they're constantly shaking and having this like and not able to move their bodies. So, I was like, "What the hell is this? " Um Shay took a nasal swab from them and sent the slide away to two different uh vets and a microbiologist and it got confirmed as cryptocous. Cryptocus is a fungal infection that can come from the soil. So can blow in on the wind basically just a crapshoot. It can affect humans, it can affect animals like dogs, cats, horses, all kinds of [ __ ] And it um in this case it means that it invaded the CNS or the central nervous system. So it's in their brain and their spinal tissue. And um unfortunately Stinky passed from it. We weren't able to save him, but he had already started the medication to kill it off. The problem is the medication takes weeks to months. So Lulu's still alive and she's in about the same state still and we just have to wait to see if the medicine works. And it's it's rough, dude. Like it's really it's one of the worst things I think I've ever seen. Um, the only thing that I could even compare it to in terms of like just deep horror is like DIM because with DIM the immune system attacks all the muscles in the body and they just kind of don't have any muscles or anything. With this they turn into a rigid stone that's all scrunched up and they can't control themselves and it's terrifying. It's um so cryptocus is a fungus. is fungal menitis is effectively what's happening here and it's just it's grim but um yeah it even attacks us. It'll get you too. That's the part that's really scary about it. It's awful. It can just come from the soil. It's known to be in the soil in our area. Um and the type that it is cryptocatus cryptocus gati g- a tti. Probably pronouncing it wrong. Um but that one can affect even amunompetent individuals meaning that you don't have to have imunocmpromised from like um HIV or anything like that. So like just hits anything we don't know what happens but it's horrible. Normally immune system does its job and prevents it but yeah it usually does. In this case uh kryptoakiscatti does not care if you have a good immune system. It can just happen. Usually it just does nothing. Usually they get it and nothing happens or it gives them like a cold for a long time or maybe you know breathing distress. But with this, when it invades the CNS, like this happens. And um yeah, that's it. And so I've been helping with Lulu basically every 3 hours or so, I go down there and I make sure she's okay, make sure she's still breathing, check to see if she wants to flip over because she does certain movements when she wants to be flipped. Um and that's it, you know. Yeah. I just have to flip her over and check on her and just do that over and over again. So yeah, time to burn the dirt. I'd be worried to put it up into the air to be honest with you. It's not contagious, though. That's the other thing, too. It is not contagious. It lives in the soil and it can be kicked up from wind and things like that. And the only thing we can think of is that now here's the worst part about it. The incubation period for it is two to 13 months. So, I'm just like, are we going to be seeing this as like time bombs for the next half a year? Like, I have no idea. The average incubation
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is between five and seven months, but the maximum is 2 months to 13 months. So, I'm just like, god damn it, dude. So, we're getting the rest of them tested. Jay and I are going to get tested. That's the other thing, too. Check that because I don't want to have that happen because it could, right? And um that's about the sum of it, man. So, and the only other thing we could do is purify the air more. So, I'm getting more air filters for the house and rescue building once it's built and just that's it. But right now, it just looks like a freak thing. I still the one thing that I can't resolve in my head is how could an incubation period for cryptocus be two to 13 months but in two separate animals it invaded the CNS and they both started exhibiting seizures on the exact same 24-hour period. Like the lottery of that is just I can't resolve it. It just freaks me out. So I just don't know what to do with it right now. My hope is it's just this. My hope it's just cryptocus as has been identified, but I worry that there's something else that we're not seeing and we'll just have to wait and see. You know, um now that unfortunately Stinky has passed, we're going to be taking samples and sending them off to laboratory work to see if there's anything that is going on that we didn't see that might be able to save Lulu u before it kills her as well. Did they come from the same place of origin? They did not. One of them came to us at December. The other one came at November. Totally different areas. We just don't know what the hell caused this. So, it definitely had to happen after they got here. We just don't know. We don't know enough. There's not enough information. It's um it's very weird. I've never seen anything like this. And the thing that's really awful is we've actually had we've had ferrets in this building for two years without having any of these problems. Yeah. I think he passed. He did blade one. And uh that's just rough, dude. Could have been a route. No, totally different routes. Totally different animals, different months, even different families, all of that. It's just stats. Crazy coincidences do happen. Don't give up on the hunch. And for me, I originally thought it was a toxin. I was like, this has got to be an environmental toxin, maybe a cleaner, maybe an allergy, something, right? Because I'm like, there's no way that it's something like that with such a large incubation period hitting two animals at the same time. That's very strange. But um for everything we know right now, it's that right. But now that we've we're sending off lab sample, we're sending off samples for Stinky from uh to the lab to find out if that was it. And if it was anything more than that, then it might save Lulu's life, right? That's so strange, especially them being inside. Exactly. The only thing we have is we open the windows sometimes because you air out a house, right, which is normal. Um, that's that'd be the only thing I can think of is it could get in that way. But like the odds of this are just so ridiculous at this point. I just don't understand it. It bothers the AAM's razor. You know what I mean? How long will we know? One of the test samples for the uh one of the tests for the samples. It's usually like 3 weeks, man. And her treatment has to be like anywhere from 3 months to six months. So, it's a long time. What do you mean air out a house? You open the windows. Do you just keep your windows sealed at all times and your house just starts to get gross inside? Like stale? That's nasty. Wild birds and mosquitoes can carry it. Yeah, we don't have really mosquitoes here. Wild birds could carry it, but they're not in the house, right? So, no, there's no chance a bird flew in and did a poop. Like the windows the windows may be open, but there's screens there. So, potentially same imuno compromised state. Neither of them are imunocmpromised and cryptocaki doesn't care if you have imuno compromis like compromised or not like if you can be immuno compro competent which means that there's no compromised immune system totally normal and you can still get it and it's known to be in this area. So it's a fungus that can travel on the wind. Yes, it is. It is This one is should you plan including air filtration system to manage the air quality in the new building? It's already planned. Like that's the thing is we already had that planned and ready for it. We have standing air filters right now, but I'm getting more of them for this reason. Kind of fungus is this? It's called cryptocous gati. Spelled g- a ti. Um kryptocous is a Let me pull it up. It's horrible. Cryptocus. Got the It's gross. Um, let me find this. Look, Wikipedia. Cryptocus Gati, formerly known as Cryptocus Neoformman's variant. Goti is an encapsulated yeast fungus found primarily in tropical and subtropical climates. It's tleomorph, uh, filtrous fungus. Let me actually
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pull this one up and show it as being in our area, Pacific Northwest, because I started detecting it here. Yep. is a fungus in the Pacific Northwest causing severe lung and brain infections in humans and animals. First appearing on Vancouver Island in 1999, it thrives in temperate environments including soil and trees in Washington, Oregon, and BC. So, British Columbia infection occurs via spore inhalation requiring medical treatments and you can pull it up in the National Institute of Health. So, NCBI for this spread of cryptogati into the Pacific Northwest region of the United States. So there's a bunch of studies on it arriving here uh more than 20 years ago and it has spread through our entire area and that's it. Yeah, it affects all mammals. That includes us. That is correct. And the thing that we have to do now is now that we know that they've been infected with this, we have to get tested as humans. So like the same fate could befall Shay, right? And like that's what we got to look into and find out what the hell is going on. testing the dogs, testing the cat, testing the ferrets, testing ourselves, and just see like how far this went, you know. Uh with humans there is Yeah, with humans it is a it's actually a rapid test for people. You just go into the doctor and you're like, "Give me the test. " They go boop and they give you a result in like an hour. Uh for ferrets, they have to send blood away to a lab. So, it's like a whole thing. Maybe the incubation thing is tied to the CS CNS invasion. I just can't think of why it would invol like invade the central nervous system for and explode, right? Because it has to not just invade, it has to invade and then explode in population um in two different animals that have completely different ages, completely different immune structures, one of them is young, older within 24 hours apart from each other when the incubation period is generally 2 to 13 months. Like the amount of random that decided to roll right next to each other is like rolling like it's like winning the lottery. The worst lottery but the lottery, right? So like I'm sitting there just going there has to be something we missed. That's I every fiber of my being says AAM's razor here. Use AAM's razor. Right. So it's like yeah not having similarities and all being random is nerve-wracking. That's what freaks me out about this cuz I'm like what is going on here? And the only thing I can think of is that we missed something and that there's something else and this is a red herring, right? Cuz like we got it from a nasal swab. We didn't get it from spinal fluid. We got it from nasal swab. Nasal swab shows that there's cryptocus, but does that mean that the cryptocus itself invaded the spinal fluid? We know that they have it, but is it something else? Right. And like that's the thing. Check the quarantine room. What do you mean check the quarantine room for what? What are you talking about? Full sentence, right? You know how the rescues deal with situations like this? Usually they just euthanize. Legitimately. Like that's the whole thing is like when there's a situation like this in other rescues, they don't have the money to fight it. So they just euthanize. And we decided not to do that because we wanted to fight it. Are you in contact with other animal rescues all the time? Yeah. I know that the general standard is in situations like this you euthanize. Maybe wash all the items to the rescue. We've already done that. Yeah, that's not this isn't something that like blows in and then sits on something and sits around for a while. You have to inhale it directly like at that moment, right? That's the whole deal with it. Yeah. I think this is the most difficult thing with this is the concern that I have is that we miss something else. there's something else going on. And this is a red herring because it's super strange. It's really strange to me the idea that both of them happened at the same time with so many randomization factors. Did any visitors interact with these two? Nope. They must have been exposed at the same time. even if they're time, two different animals, two completely different immune models between those ages, progression of the disease entering CNS, which is already rare for it to do that. And then also having the impact of seizures within 24 hours of each other. They didn't go to the vet at the same time either. The only thing that is similar between the two is that they're in the same play group. That's it. Yeah. It's not contagious animal to animal. That's correct. And also, nobody else in their group is sick. Nobody else. Yeah, Shay's talking about it. Like the rest of their play group totally fine. Yeah. What Shay say? Nobody else in the group is sick. Kryptocus is extremely
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common in the environment. 80% of outdoor cats have it regardless of region. Yep. So, I'm just sitting there. I'm like, what the hell, man? Um, but yeah, I was just talking to the community about it, Shay. Yeah, Meatball is indoor only. He's an indoor cat. He's not allowed in the areas with the ferrets anyway. He never interacts with them. He's not allowed. If it's all dumb luck, they'd be crazy at the end of the day. I mean, if it is, I don't know, man. I think the biggest thing for me is working in rescue. I realize the universe is a crapshoot, dude. Like, it really is. Uh, you could get hyperaggressive cancer and die in a week and the universe wouldn't bat an eye. And it happens all the time. And it just shows me like more and more like spend every day doing something you actually want to do. No matter what that is, like do it because [ __ ] like this just happens. Like it it just does and it freaks me out all the time. You realize how absolutely fragile life really is and I think people take it for granted, man. they do all the time. Like they engage in [ __ ] that they hate or they get mad all the time or they just have like a [ __ ] day every day and it's like dude it's not worth it. Like anything like this could happen in any time, you know? Not here for a long time. Here for a fun time. You're goddamn right. Maybe both. Be here for both. You know, my old microbiology professor told us if a pimple on the end of your nose is going to take you out, it will. Yeah. I know if it wanted to if a pimple on the end of your nose wanted to take you out, it totally would. Your microbiology professor was totally right, dude. You can't prepare for everything. Life is fragile. It is. It's super fragile. And like this is just another example of this. My hope is that it's just cryptocus. And my hope that the antifungals at Lululemon are will save her life. The burning thing in the back of my head says this is too random. There's too many things aligning that shouldn't align. Aams razor says it's something else. And I don't think I'm gonna lose that feeling until all of this is over. No matter what it is, until we figure it out, right? Yeah. And I I've been looking through everything and I just don't know. Yeah. Nobody else is sick. We have 83 ferrets in the rescue. Nobody else caught this. Nobody. And like they're all in environments where air can get in. So it's like and there were other ferrets in the environment that they were in where the window was open. So yeah, it's not contagious and doesn't live long in the environment. That is correct. A lot of people will try and chat MD about it, but it's okay. It's fine. They're just trying to find out information as well. Yeah. A to B does not equal C here. Very strange. It freaks me out. Right. When did you get the two of them? One came in December. The other one came in November. So, totally different groups, uh, totally different families. It's not contagious. It doesn't live long in the environment, but it blows on the wind and they can breathe it in. And there, yeah, there are zero connections outside of the rescue between the two of them. And the other ferrets in their play group did not get sick, which marks out things like foodborne illness or environmental contamination. can't be those two different things because the other ferrets in their group didn't have any problems. They all eat from the same food. They all interact with all the same stuff. They run all over their area. More of an immune system thing. One has a stronger immune system because they're younger. One has a weaker older. No correlation with that. And the other thing, too, is Kryptoak Kazgatti doesn't care if you have a weakened immune system. It'll get you either way. What I'm hearing is that it was pure unfortunate happen stance. That's what it feels like. But I can't accept that. And maybe that's a weakness on my part, but I I can't. So, I'm just going to keep looking. You know, do you suspect some sort of sabotage? No. No, I don't. My assumption is that if it's not cryptocus Gotti, which it could be, there is another kind of infection going on that we can't see and we'll have to wait and see, you know. Yeah. I just want to know how because if if at the end of this the answer is sometimes the wind blows and you die from it because you breathed wrong, I'm probably going to crash out like as a human being. Like that's probably going to kill me. Like that's I don't think I can accept sometimes you breathe wrong and die. You know what I mean? Like that's going to mess me up real bad and I don't know how to handle that. So, yep. That drive all of us insane because that's what we're looking at here, which is you breathed wrong and the dirt was mad, right?
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Is beans okay? Beans is fine, dude. Is it just organ trail all over again? Yeah. I mean, that's really what it is. So, I guess it's one of those things like people would describe an area as haunted or like the spirits are angry there and like it's really stuff like this where it's like no, there's a fungus in the soil that kills you if you go there, right? And that's grim as hell. Yeah. Damn nature you scary. Exactly. So, it's a waiting game. It is. It's a waiting game and it's highly stressful and every 3 hours or so I go and check on Lulu and see if everything's okay and then going to go like that. Can the kitty come over? Meatball is in jail right now. He's in meatball jail. Yeah, I'm telling God walks up the stairs. All right. Were the others tested? Nobody else seems to have any types of symptoms for this whatsoever. Um we're going through the testing process for everybody else in that area though. Um we're doing slides at home. We're also going to be taking people in for testing because you know like maybe get ahead of it is the idea. What lane striker that's interesting but also I don't understand how it connects. How come ferrets in the wild aren't getting it constantly? There are no ferrets in the wild. That's not a thing. We're trying to reintroduce blackfooted ferrets, but they're an endangered species and the only ones left. Also, almost all cats have this. It just usually doesn't invade the CNS, the central nervous system. So, about 80% of your outdoor cats have cryptocus because they go outside. Yeah, it's just many of the things we didn't had an effect, but something we can't always control for. I think the way that I feel about it is this, right? We have 83 animals in the rescue. That's 83 chances for something to go wrong every 24 hours. Like that's 83 chances for surprise cancer. That's 83 chances for an insolenoma crash. That's 83 chances for cryptocus gouty every day, all days. And they're incredibly social animals. They're prone to injury. They're prone to like serious issues. They're prone to stuff like cancer. They're prone to insulinoma. They're prone to adrenal. And like you got 83 rolls of the dice a day and it's scary as [ __ ] Yeah, it's non-stop dice rolls. Exactly. Yeah. It's not transmissible between animals. Cryptogus is not transmissible at all. They're very social though. They are, but it's not transmissible thankfully. If it was If it was, it would be so much worse. Yeah. Can our Secretary of Health help at all? Uh other than sending a strongly worded letter to the dirt? Not really. Yeah. There's nothing you can really do about it. Um, Kryptocus is in the soil permanently. It's basically everywhere here. So, over the whole state and in fact most of the United States. Let me see if I can find a map. Yeah. It's not great. It's literally everywhere. It's just everywhere. This is from the Lancet, no less. It's just everywhere, man. Everywhere that we have tested for it, it exists. What is that? I'll show you in a moment. Yeah. This is why your mom tells you not to eat dirt. Australia, you're made out of it. That's true. Your whole country is red. Congratulations. Yeah. To make concern. Can you stop? Yeah. Bezos is very excited for fungus. Yeah. Australia, why are you guys always on hard mode PVP? Like what's going on out there? As many as slightly better. It looks like it. Anywhere that's white on this map is not tested. So, why did my printer just make a noise? Shade, did you turn on the printer? Do I have to get the gun? Is it finally the robot uprising? It's
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Is it printing or is it freaking out? What are you doing? It's actually printing something. One moment. What is this [ __ ] printing? It didn't print anything. It just updated its firmware and freaked out. Never mind. We're good. It's fine. It's just getting ready for the uprising. Anyway, this is a map of where Cryptocus Gaddy is globally. Basically everywhere we've ever tested for it, it's there. There's no getting away from it. So dirt bad. As you can see, it's really bad here where I live. And it's also really bad down here. Hey, Australia. How's it going? What are the gray areas? Uh areas with evidence of locally acquired cases. So if we shrink this a little bit, anywhere that there's the lines, that means that people have acquired it locally. Uh, this beige part is low cases, medium, high, and then very high. If it's dark red, dirt bad. Let's hope it doesn't mutate too much. It doesn't need to mutate anymore. It already infects all mammals. Dirt bad. Yeah. So, that's what we're talking about is this. Um, and it sucks, man, because I have never in my life seen this. I've that before and it's awful to watch. It is actually horrible to watch. It's like the most horrific thing I've ever seen. I hate it. So, yeah. Glass at all. Yeah, that's the way. Some fungus is like plant bacteria. Yeah, with this it's it's a fungal infection symptoms. Uh, so it causes their whole body to compress and shrink and like scrunch up. They lose control of all of their muscles of their whole body. Um, Lulu can only move her head just a little bit. And um, starts off with screaming seizures as it invades the CNS, which is central nervous system, which is horrible to watch. And then after that, she's gotten to a point where she doesn't have screaming seizures anymore. She's just shivering all the time, and she's unable to control anywhere else in her body. She can control them just a little bit. Tiny firings, things like that. We've got her on antifungals, which may save her life. And that's about it. It's a wait and hope game right now. It already killed Stinky. Uh Stinky passed away this last week. So, this week he didn't make it and I was hoping he would. We had him on the antifungals as well, but it wasn't enough. So, it's the most it is legitimately the most horrific thing I've seen them have to endure. It's right up there with DIM. Dim was very similar in terms of just how horrible it is to watch. Yeah. Because it's most things when they kill you, if they're going to kill you, they usually do it kind of quick is usually how it feels a lot of the times. Like when we have a death at the rescue, if they get cancer and it's aggressive cancer, it's like a week. It's a horrible week, but it's like a week, right? And it usually it's usually kind of like a slow draw down where the animal runs out of energy. It's the best way I can put it, right? But with this, there's no loss of energy. It's just horrible. Yeah. When you normally get it, it just causes nasal issues and p-ups. Cats noses swell up, things like that. When it invades the CNS, it does this. And it's horrible, man. I've never seen anything like it. It freaks me out really badly. Fungal infections are so hard to fight. They are. That's why the treatment for this is 3 to 6 months long, you know, and you put them on antifungals and you have to keep them on antifungals for like half a year is the idea. But if it works, she gets to have a normal life again. And if it doesn't work, well, you know, and that's basically what it is. And yeah, fungus is very hard to fight, guys. Yeah, it's very hard to fight. But I don't know, man. Running a rescue is hard. That's basically the way that I put it. And I'm sorry for bringing the mood down and making it all shitty and stuff. It's just it's really hard to deal with sometimes, dude. Like, it really is. It's um grim
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as [ __ ] Fits are fighting against so much doom and concerns off of this. I know. Send a strongly worded letter to the dirt, right? Why is a lot of zombie stories start as a fungal sickness of some kind? Yeah. No, absolutely, 100%. Fungus is scary. It's really quite scary [ __ ] Um, and uh, situations like this scare the hell out of me. It's funny, too, because I didn't know anything about cryptocus before this. Um, like at all. I knew that it existed. I knew it could infect you. I didn't know it could infect your brain. And now I've un unwillingly learned all of this stuff about it. Um, and Shay's been teaching me a bunch of stuff about it, and I've been learning it. It just freaks me out. Cortiseps is evolving. It's not Cortiseps. That's very different. Cortiseps is very, very different. It's also hyper specialized for every insect that it infects. Each one of them is a different strain. Yeah. Fungal is freaky, though. Most people have no clue that stuff like zombie virus is actually real. Well, I mean, mostly because they don't see a bunch of zombies. And wait, that's why they're like that in Walmart. You know, maybe zombies are real. Maybe you're right. Yeah. And the dark side of Fungy. I mean, yeah, that is very bombastic music for the moment. There we go. Not knowing sometimes it's bliss. Yeah. I mean, like, I'll tell you this, man. Um, the emotional weight of running an animal rescue is really high. And I don't think anyone realizes how much so. And that's just how it is. Your D4 Warlock is called Walmart Wanda. Amazing. Yeah. No, Vintro. That's how I feel about it is and to be clear for everybody else now that Stinky has passed we need to send samples away to find out if it actually is Kryptocus as we have detected Kryptocus got or Kryptocus was detected in his sinuses which makes it the most likely culprit. However, passing that like you know bloodb brain barrier is a thing that not everything can do but cryptocus can and invading CNS would cause these symptoms with cryptocus but we have to detect it in cerebral spinal fluid. So that's the next step is to send brain tissue, cerebral spinal fluid, send that off to lab, get detections there because if it turns out to be something else and that the cryptocus in the sinus was incidental, meaning it just exists there and it's not actually causing this, we can save Lulu's life if it turns out to be the other thing. And that's it. That's what that is. So that's kind of where we're at in terms of treatment and that's why you have to be very logical in what you're doing when you're dealing with anything with medicine. It's very likely that it's this. Makes sense that it's this. We've diagnosed it as this, but it could also be something more. And you go from there, right? You're going outside. Don't uh cast. Is this like animal CDC or you had a pocket for it? No. Um, what do you mean like animal CDC? Would you ever play something like New Tomodachi Life or maybe The Sims? Probably not. Not my kind of jam. Oh, like infectious disease control kind of thing. No, this isn't infectious. It's not like tetanus. It's not like infectious diseases. It doesn't um doesn't spread between animals. You get it from the soil. It kicks up into the wind. You breathe it in and get wrecked, right? Like that's it's a you breathed wrong and nature doesn't like things, right? That's all it is, unfortunately. Yeah. The only fungus I can think of is Last of Us. Can't think of another. Horrifying. Deeply horrifying. Ah, let me see here.
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Yeah, I am Mr. Cookie. That game is gone. Uh Steven Sheree lied to literally everybody. Um said that he had he was a billionaire. They could fund the entire game and would never need any other investors from anywhere else. And then suddenly quit in protest because the board was doing things that they weren't supposed to. Then it turned out he took a whole lot of money from different people and had been lying about being a billionaire the entire time. Cool. And then the employees didn't get paid even though they were supposed to get paid as the company self-destructed and it triggered the Warrant Act which is a federal protection act that ensures that you get 60 days of pay and they didn't get it. Now there's a bunch of lawsuits flying around. All of the lawsuits flying around all at the same time. And the way that I feel about it is that Steven Sharief is a piece of [ __ ] because he lied to literally everybody. Like everybody. He lied to the players. He lied to his employees. He lied to like the content creators. He lied to everyone. And he's a piece of [ __ ] for doing that. It's horrible actually. For what game? Ashes of Creation, which was for the last several years one of my favorite games and one of the ones that I played on stream all of the time. And it's just awful, man. Like completely awful. Yeah. He also lied to the IRS at that point. So like he's giga doomed, dude. Like um I'm waiting to see what happens because my hope is that he gets his day in court and loses. Apparently, humans combat fungus with heat. Yeah. Yeah, we're good at that. Have you looked at the price of the burrito in Seattle? It's appalling. No, I get him down in Tacoma. I go to a Taco Bell in Tacoma every time with a burrito index. Would you be opposed to playing a gacha game and enjoy it without spending money? I do that all the time. I actually play Hongkey Star Rail and a couple other gacha games and like the way that I feel about it is I'll play your gotacha game and if you inundate me with ads, I'll uninstall your gotacha game. If I play for an amount of time where I feel confident in what I've played, I feel good about it. I never felt like I had to buy something. I never received an ad to purchase things, like any of that stuff, then I'll probably spend 10 bucks to support the devs because usually gota games are free. Like, yeah, ZZ, I played that. Hankai Star Rail, I played that. And like those were really good examples of the game just leaves you alone, right? They just leave you alone and that's fine. And like I think I played Hawkeye Star Rail and then it gave me an ad for like, buy this pack if you want to buy. And then I didn't receive another ad for 200 hours. And then I was like, "Yo, I'm giving you 10 bucks. " Like, I played the [ __ ] out of that game, dude. And like, it made me feel valued as a player, right? Path of Exile works the same way. Yeah, I feel the same way about Path of Ex Path of Exile. I actually bought cosmetics in Path of Exile because it's free. I played it for a great deal of time, enjoyed the [ __ ] out of it. I play POE 2 now and I bought PoE2 as a result of that. And I got stash tabs, right? That's what I ended up buying in it because I was like, I want to support what they're doing. The game is really cool. I feel valued as a customer. I'm going to support this dev. Anytime that I feel like I'm getting strong armed by a developer, I just delete the game. Like, anytime a game pops up an ad without asking me, I delete the game. Like, it's gone. Anytime you cover it in ads and be like, "It's an 80% discount. " Like, I just delete it. I don't give a [ __ ] right? It's gone. Uh, Warframe, really good example. I love Warframe. Love the [ __ ] out of it, actually. You about $100 worth of plat. D is Oh, yeah. No, D more than earned my respect, dude. Like, I love the [ __ ] out of Warframe. It's fun as hell. Yeah. What is this? I read Iron Mouse cancelled the thing with uh Neverless Gotcha because they lied to her staff about having Gen AI. Dude, fair. Good. I don't work with any companies that do geni either. I won't like to be real with you. Um like that's a really serious thing for me. We there was a charity thing we were going to do a while ago and um we ended up canceling it because the uh there was an artist internal to the charity that was doing all of their art and produced generative AI art actually did Genai for all of it and was lying to the rest of the staff and they didn't know. They had no idea. The rest of the staff like the executives and [ __ ] they had no idea it was geni and they're like no we have a policy against that and I was like well then your artist is lying to you. And they're like but we have a policy and I was like your policy doesn't mean [ __ ] They were lying to you. here's all the evidence. And I made them a little breakdown video and they went, "We're gonna handle this. " And they handled it to their credit. They actually went and fixed it and like got rid of the
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problem, you know, and like fixed it all up and actually made like real art after that. And I was like, "Good. " Because they had an internal policy, but they didn't have anyone that had the understanding of art to know when that policy had been violated. And I feel like that's probably going to be more common going forward, like legitimately. So, looking forward to the day and hope it's soon when this generative AI dies down because we stand against it. I just think it's [ __ ] looking. Like, to be super clear, I think it steals from artists and it looks like [ __ ] at the same time. Neither of these things are good. Like, it's not good at all. win TTS when I press the button. We've been talking about things. It's been 2 hours. — Gray Relic on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Did you hear that GameStop somehow thinks they can buy out eBay? " — What? GameStop. There's no way. Wait, what? GameStop made a non-binding takeover proposal for eBay offering $125 per share. They were offing offering half cash, half stock, and they have ability to issue stock in order to get the deal done. No [ __ ] What the hell, man? What? Oh. Oh, it did. Oh, that's not great, actually. Do you want to see something really funny? what happened to their stock right after they made the bid? It's not looking good. So, they made the bid. They're like, "Yeah. " And then everyone's like, "No, don't buy them. Don't stop it. Stop. " Yeah. Not great. No. Yeah. What you don't like about generative AI is that as a regular person, we already suffer a shortage for energy and then we start building massive AI farms driving up the energy price even more. Fair. Yeah, I can agree with that. I understand. Stock market has spoken. Yeah. No, that whole thing is ridiculous. It's bad quality generation. I think the art that it produces a lot of the time just looks like [ __ ] man. I really do. Um, and I think the only time that anybody gets any better looking art, um, they're generating thousands and thousands of pieces and then picking the one specific one that looks good and then touching it up manually from there. But, um, there's no way to generate art without stealing from an artist because it's been trained on somebody else's art the entire time and then it's being used in a commercial environment without compensating the original artist. And that's where the problem runs in, right? So, like I think you should pay artists and I think that generative AI generally looks like [ __ ] And as it continues to look better and better over time, it doesn't change that it's been, you know, it's commercial product being created out of art thefted from other artists, you know, just compensate the artist. And the model that I would see if you want to do this in a correct way is if you want to make a training model out of an artist's work, you pay them a licensing fee. And if they don't want that licensing fee, then you don't use their work. Right? The problem that we see is it scrapes tons and tons of art online and just steals from a ton of different artists and then they're using that without the artist's consent and without compensating the artist. If they want to do this normally, pay the artist, add it to the model once they're paid, move forward. The artist doesn't want to be a part of it, then don't use their work. It's not that hard to understand, right? It's normal business practice [ __ ] right? and at least try some AI tools for game jams and stuff just to have some fun with it. Fair. I mean, it's fine to try that [ __ ] It's a different thing to use it as a business, you know? Feel like Arc Raiders handled it the best way so far. Pay someone to use their voice. I actually think Arc Raiders implementation was correct. The way that they handled it is they had a number of voice actors and those voice actors um said a bunch of different words and then had those words put into a model and that model was used as a TTS system using their voice and they agreed to it. They were paid for it. It was in their contract. They were happy to do it and now their voice is used as a TTS system. And if you're upset at that for whatever reason, if you feel that that's shitty, then let's go back, I don't know, about six months on Twitch when everybody was talking like a ton of
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different characters on every TTS system on every channel forever and nobody batted an eye. It's exact same system. But in this case, our creators developers actually paid them. In the TTS case, it's just stolen voices. You think those VAS got paid? I guarantee you they did not. Yeah. Like play this TTS as Spongebob, dude. So, I think Arc Raiders did it very well. incredibly well. I think they did it in the model that it should be. Like, um, just pay them, right? That's it. For a while, Adobe had AI art thing that was trained from licensed images. They got the bright idea that they should be training it from users files, too. And everybody was rightly angry. Yeah, you know, Twitter does that. Twitter actually takes every one of the images you upload. There's a thing. They changed their toss a while back, but I think Arc Raiders did it the ethical way. I even wrote a post about it here from Pirate Software Arc Raiders latest. Oh, don't you do this. Yeah, I wrote this up. November 2025 said, "Arc Raiders call out voices the same technology as live stream TTS. The argument against Arc Raider's use of AI voices has reached an absurd fever pitch that I don't think makes any sense to me. Lots of grandstanding and moral high grounding for what amounts to nothing at all. The voice actors involved were paid for their work and agreed to have their voices used in text to speech system. Very large majority of streamers use the same technology every day. Despite this, nobody cares until it's used in a video game. There was even a long-standing meta across socials to have degoth voice TTS lines both live and on static videos. There was no outrage here, and the original voice actor definitely wasn't paid. All this looks like being mad for internet points more than trying to fix an actual problem. It's fine to be mad, I guess, but at least be consistent if you truly don't want TTS systems used. As such, the internet doesn't like it when I say things like this. But I'm going to keep saying, you know, like that's not going to stop. When I think TTS voices, for some reason, my brain always brings up, I am Commander Sheepard and this is my favorite shop at the Citadel. I know, right? But that's really it, man. Like, pay the artist and then we're fine. They paid the artists, we're fine. All right, block gamers. I have a strange announcement. I think items in block games suck. I think I designed something that isn't fun. And I want to fix it. I think they suck. I think these items suck. The server's down. God damn it. I'll fix it. The server's coming back online. I think the block game items suck. Here's what I did because I thought this would be cool, right? I made two classifications of items. One of them is crafted items. My mouse is really, really high sensitivity right now. I got to get reused to that. One is crafted items, one is dropped items. Right on the crafted items, you can create three runes and you can socket those in. You need to craft these. They have randomized stats in different archetypes. So like offense, defense, utility, stuff like that. On the dropped items, these are corrupted items. These ones just have random stats. Now, the random stats and the rune ones can be about equivalent in terms of power. Originally, these would have 500 durability, and these would have 1,000. As everything in the game repairs based on a percentage of maximum durability, these were inherently weaker at all times. I have already changed this. These now have 1,00. So because of that, both of them are equivalent in terms of power parody right now, but the dropped ones are completely randomized. Originally, when I made these, I based them off of Diablo and Borderlands and Division, right? But Diablo does something that's really interesting that I'm not doing. They make it so that certain items can get certain affixes and other items can't get those affixes. And I think I want to do the same thing. So, what I'm going to do is I'm probably going to, and I know this is going to be a wild statement, I might get rid of crafted gear. I might add rune sockets to randomized gear that drops and I might make it so that specific affixes can drop on specific gear slots and then
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you fill in the rest with runes. So, that way it creates archetypes of items. This is a complete and wild rework to the entirety of the game, but it would allow me to do things much more interestingly. And for the new player, when a new player enters the game, they won't have this brick wall in front of them of you need to grind 10,000 hours to make your items. And I think that was the problem is new players came in. They're like, "How do I get stuff? " And they're like, "Oh, to kill things, you have to go mine and chop down trees a million times. " And then they would do that and they're like, "Well, I don't want to kill things anymore. This game is boring. Bye. " I think someone should be able to jump into the game and kill stuff and immediately get items that they can wear on their character and have a little boost of power feeling so that they start getting into the game more. And I think the way that I have the system right now is abysmal for a new player. It doesn't give them a reason to stick around. Even though the system is deep and interesting and awesome for endgame progression, I don't think it's fun here. It's just not fun, right? Isn't the point of sandbox games crafting? I removed PvP the other day. Like that got completely removed because I realized it was just players are just too toxic. It was shitty. I'm redesigning the whole game. Isn't this the mentality of all companies that make games as a service? They want to hold you hostage to returning. I don't give a [ __ ] what that mentality is, right? It's free and I'm building it to have fun. So, um, what I want to do with this is I want it to be more fun. I want you to enjoy that. And it's a brick wall right now. People don't like it in the beginning. You come with a new name and remove sandbox from the voc vocabulary. Yeah, pretty much. It's not really it's not a social sandbox anymore. I have to remove that part. What would your ideal dream game be? A social sandbox game with no pay to win. It' be great. And they don't exist. But my crafting, you will still be able to craft runes. You'll consumables. um let me think. Runes, consumables, buildings, everything else would stay. It's just crafting armor and weapons would go away. Now, here's the hard part. Here's the difficult part. How do we give profession gear to people? I don't know. Profession runes already exist. We're not adding Gotcha. That's a terrible idea. Loot boxes are a terrible idea. That's not happening. I think loot boxes are trash, dude. Guild rewards elaborate. profession gear crafting is fine honestly. Is it though reminds me of Diablo II system a bit. Yeah. You know what? If I have an idea. Oh, Why don't we just play D2 on a private server? It's not what we're making. You're gated at level 30 for gear right now. You're level 60. That's a major XP loss. Why are you gated at level 30, John? What is stopping you from getting the level 40 gear? Carame on kick said, "Hey Cap, how was your Cinco de Mayo? I made chicken tacos for lunch for mom and me. Did you give the F's tiny little sombreros? " If not, you should have. — I made a ramen and I filled it with ham. It's great. — It's Juneth on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Good morning, Thor. " I had two questions. The first, how are the sock bandits doing? No new cases of the seaw word I can neither spell nor pronounce. — Cryptocus. — Second question. Have you ever been driving on a dark desert highway with the cool wind in your hair? The warm smell of kitas rising up through the air. — That's going to be stuck at least the next 100 hours.
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A pardon on Twitch said, "We like to party. We like we to party. I've got something to tell y'all. I've got news for you. Going to put some wheels in motion. Get ready cuz we're coming through. Hey now. Hear what I say now. Happiness is just around the corner. Hey now. We'll be there for you. The Wenger bus is coming and I just hit the text limit. Boo. Lame — goblins and gunslingers as TCG on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Hey Thor and fellow goblins, I was just wondering if my fellow goblin army could take a look at my Kickstarter for the physical version of my game. I am hiring local artists to finish the artwork for my game. If not, I understand too link goblins and gunslingers TCG the Wild West Fantasy TCG virwww. kickstarter. com/project/gtcg. kickstarter. com/project/gtcg/goblins dash and I'm going to skip that and then we're going to go look at it. Let me see what you got, bud. My god, it's loaded. Got 25 days to go. Looking cool. Wildless fantasy game card game full of goblin chaos. Quick draw duels, desert magic. I'm going to need to take a look at this. You said you're hiring all local artists to do all this. We want to hire real human artists, not AI, not robots. Real artists. Nice. Love this. The card art's quite cool, dude. I'm down. I can't wait to see what you made. I'm super into it. I will check this all out. Yeah. And then we'll we'll, you know, we'll talk about it because I think it's red. Capsule. uh One sec. There we go. You get it in T for Gear since Neath isn't out. Okay.
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Ah, there we go. They're actually removing the TTS voices from our ar our creators. Yeah, they are. They've actually said that they're removing it for um just doing all voice actors because they think it sounds better, which is good. It's actually a good thing that they're doing it. But the fact remains to me is it was fine the way that they did it because they paid the artists. That's all they needed to do. For profession gear, transmute, found, obtained gear. So, I'm kind of thinking about doing this, right? I'm thinking about doing something kind of interesting for profession gear. right now you have to build it and it's like a whole process to build all this [ __ ] right? And you have to collect all these materials and like go build it all up, which I think pulls into the class fantasy for builders, right? For profession people and I think that might just be fine. I'm gonna talk to the profession community for block game and ask them if they like it because when I talk to the combat community for gear, they don't like it and new players don't like it generally and they see corrupted gear as a nuisance. Like nobody sees it as a benefit. So I think there's a better way for me to do this and we're just going to have to figure it out, right? hats. No. That's funny as hell. Troy tech thinking on quest like trials you have to show skill and you get the gear. What skill do you have it show for like a lumberjack though, right? Like that doesn't make sense. That's weird. There's got to be a better way to do this. Like I like the idea of random. This is way too sensitive. One sec. Now it's not sensitive enough. Nope. That's a little bit better. So, no, now it's not it's still not sensitive enough. This thing is ah, whatever. I'll figure it out. Uh, so like for random gear, right? I like the idea of having random gear. Random for combat, specifically for combat, right? This is this makes the most sense to me. I love this. And I think randomized gear is fun for combat. I think it's cool to go into a dungeon and get random drops. It makes you want to keep doing the dungeon. You don't just cap out of the dungeon and then you're done. Like you want to actually keep doing it and keep getting random rolls and hope to get a cool thing, right? And I can make those random rolls pretty large, you know, in terms of distance between them. Um, so it makes sense as you level up, you want to get more stuff. Um, we can even do random ranges of levels for these. I know all the gear right now is like 5, 10, 15, 20, 25. I don't think that's that fun. So, I could do it like 2 to 7 and then like 8 to 13, something like that, right? We could do a range of this uh and make it kind of interesting with that. So, that way we can tie statistics to level ranges on individual pieces of gear, right? So, I'm going to work on that as well of like try and figure that out. I do think that base stat should just be on the items inherently. So, um you know, your set bonuses are always going to be there, your class fantasy is things like that. But I do want to I want to add more variance to this. For combat, for professions, I don't think that's fun. For professions, I just don't think that it's fun to have a shitload of random. You know what I mean? because you're not out there killing things and getting drops all the time. It doesn't make any sense. Diablo influenced your design. It did originally. I even told people originally that the corrupted items were based off of Diablo related drops. Like it was just fun cuz like that was the basis for all looter shooters. I love looter shooters, right? Like I play uh Division 2, played Borderlands, I played Hellgate London, right? I also play a shitload of action RPGs like Last Epoch and Grim Dawn and Path of Exile and Diablo and like all this kind of stuff, right? So, like when I'm dealing with this, random combat drops make the most sense. That feels fun. This is what I want for this, you know? Um, for professions though, I feel like static is more fun because professions are kind of like methodical with that sort of a thing. And I don't think randomized profession drops are fun or interesting because we're not there's nowhere we can get the drop from, right? The only way this would work is
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you'd have to find an like a quest item. Maybe you find an item when you're doing your profession and it it's a quest, right? Actually, I think I have a way to do this. Here's an idea. You're doing a profession. You get an item. The item drops. The item starts a quest. You turn it in. It gives you a piece of profession gear. The quest will likely be the same as you crafting, right? Like what you would normally use to craft the item. Instead of just crafting the item, it's a quest that you turn in. Legion sort of did that. Yeah. It's like a clue scroll in Runescape. Issue here is there's no early game dungeons. Random combat drops is very rare at the moment in the server. I'm going to tune them up. I'm going to make them really common. I'm also going to make it so that chests have tons of loot and like um gear and [ __ ] like that as a gag. Cuz here's the thing. If I make all combat b or all gear based off of random stats, the amount of gear you're going to get is going to skyrocket. like you're gonna get a shitload of items and you're gonna have to look through all those items and see like if anything that you have is good. Like think about Diablo where it just showers you in gear, right? I we need to do that. That makes the most sense cuz right now there's just not enough. There's already structures with enemies though, like the pillager outpost tower. Yeah, I'm going to do more of those. Discovering an improvement to a recipe and being rewarded for it by your guild would be a good way to frame it. There's no guild, though. I see what you're saying, though. Is it possible to implement a loot filter for users? No. Uh, you'll have to read through all the items and check them out. Yeah, I don't have like a loot filter, right? They'll be in a chest when you find them for that stuff. Yeah, at the moment loot chests have food, money, and other stuff. They're not really good, right? You guys can mod the client, though. It would be on your own. If Diablo showers you in legendary gear, you'd call that No. Ridiculous. Okay, I think I have a good idea of how I'm going to do this. Professions of the outlier. I think I will leave professions as is for right now. Quests also already have levels tied to them, so use that as a way to filter the levels of gear you'd get. Yeah, agreed, Jawaman. I think that'll be a good way to do it. Do you like the So, Javaan, as one of like the most prominent fishermen in the video game, do you like this idea? Do you like the idea of fishing up like a rare fish that you take back to a like a vendor and then the vendor says, "Hey, get me these things. Maybe I can make something cool out of this. " And then he makes you like a piece of gear. Like, do you like that idea? Waiting on the jaw woman. I think that's how you should be able to make all your profession [ __ ] You find it surprising surprisingly cathartic. Salvaging lots of yellows and oranges and D4 to get the materials back. Yeah, seems okay, but I'd like to see it first. Also works. Sorry for slower butt. That's okay. Um I think the only thing that I'd be worried about is this right for combat. This makes sense completely. This is what I'm going to go with. Fine. The concern I have for professions is a lot of profession players, they do it because they're getting incremental benefit. And if I add randomness to how they get items, it may feel like [ __ ] And I think it'd be a huge problem. Thing you're missing in all games nowadays is server unique items. Uh, I don't like server unique items though, man. Like, think about it this way. Um, you remember back in World of Warcraft when the first player got Thunder Fury and you were going to Alter Valley every day in the battleground and then the Thunder Fury guy was at the front lines and he just killed literally everybody. That was cool for that one guy. You know what I mean? That's the problem with the server unique [ __ ] man. because it's just that like you're basically sacrificing everybody's fun for that one guy's power fantasy and it just isn't interesting. Side note, thanks for being an awesome body double to work alongside too. Oh, anytime, dude. Hope you're having a good day.
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Did you somebody say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker? Did they say that? Couldn't be. We actually have Thunderfish, Blessed Fish of the Fish Seeker in block game. So, there's that. Does it hurt to keep crafted as a fallback? Crafted as a fallback sucks is the problem. Did you enjoy Borderlands 4? I enjoyed Borderlands 4 up until Endgame. And the endgame was just kill this boss in one hit so that you can get a gun so you can kill this boss in one hit. So that you can get a gun to kill this boss in one hit. And that was it. That was just that was the game. And that was uh not fun at all. However, I 100%ed all the rest of the content. All of it. Um I actually did every side quest, every secret, all of it. I 100% of the game. So, I liked the rest, but that end game was uh didn't exist though. It's an early access. Any thoughts on Far West? I want to play it. I haven't played it yet. Do cuz people have [ __ ] themselves while you weren't there. That sucks, man. You didn't get to the point where you can kill the boss with a Chuck Norris there. I used to kill the boss in a way where they would drop their loot outside the arena. So, no one got the loot. It was great. You see it floating in space forever. It's fantastic, dude. All right. Give me just a minute. One sec. and I'm back. You dreamed of Diablo I 4. That means you're playing it the right amount. Obviously, that's how it works. Xander_the Goose on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Ya Cheer 500 Thor, I just saw a horrifying post. Someone brought up how in Harry Potter all the pictures and paintings can move and have the personalities of the people they depict. " — Yeah. — Now imagine the rise of VTubers and their subsequent body pillows in that universe. Imagine Bao handing you that body pillow and it starts to speak while in your suitcase. The physic damage has been passed on. And now my work here is done. H3X AK AI on Twitch with 500 bits said, "The fascinating thing about people saying you wearing a wig, but the truth
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is since you always talk about mushrooms that it is mycelium and assuming the fungus has invaded your brain, which we have to assume it is not allowing you to tell the truth because the mcelium invasion is making you clicker trained and it's taken root to the ground, which we have to assume why we never see your legs on screen. — You'll never — four is the last of us. — You'll never prove it. No one will ever believe you. One moment. Grabbing the thing. Oh, missed me. Oh, well, how far down range was it? It's good seeing you, man. Or is an orc and your hair is a squig. You'll never prove that. probably is, but you know, you see the new cat level has been found. I did. I want to farm it today. Yeah, it. — Gray relic on Twitch with 500 bits said I have artist money so I can TTS a second time this stream. Anyways, in leagues OSRS somehow even with water spells that heal me when I cast them and again when I deal damage, the Desert Treasure 2 bosses are hell itself. So much suffering I went back to my non-leagues hardcore Iron Man to take a break. — Wow, that sounds insane. Now that sounds terrible. Jesus. You're not a block game vet, but you like the gear idea. Yeah, that's kind of where I'm at on the gear. I need to talk to the community a little bit more because I need to figure out what I want to do with professions because professions don't fit neatly into that system. And you know what it might be? I may just keep profession gear exactly the same because I've never heard any negatives about the profession gear working this way. I've only heard negatives about combat g gear working this way. Um so I'm probably just going to work on that. And what I'll end up doing is I'll have the combat gear be randomized. Um I'll likely drop all the statistics in half on both the runes and the corrupted gear. And then I'll have it I'll just have it go out like that. That'll be it, you know. Um I'll also likely remove corruption from the corrupted gear. So all the items will no longer be corrupted. They'll just be items, you know. You're doing a profession for a while and then you can craft it. Yeah. I think that's the thing is like right now corrupted gear gets a bunch of random corruption on it. I just don't think that's very good. And I'm just going to remove the corruption from that gear and we'll kind of go from there. I think that'll be fine. The other worry that I have is that means that each piece of gear that you get, you will be you will have a bunch of replacements for it and then maybe you will never want to you probably never want to repair it, right? Unless it's like really good. So, I don't know how that that' work, right? Can the taxes in block game go to me? No. No, they can't. I won't do it. Hey, Viking Princess, why are you like this? Yeah, no early game dungeons, though. There is an early game dungeon, but I think the open world just needs that better [ __ ] Yeah. You know, I think something we can actually change right now. Where is this? This — on Twitch said been offline and haven't been up to date with the ferrets. Can you explain who has three legs and how that came to be? — Oh, — love your content, Thor. — Yeah, so the ferret that has three legs is named Nemo. Um, he was a pet store ferret. He was at a big box pet store. Um, he got his arm caught on their water bottle or something else and then unlike a sane animal, decided to do an alligator roll and did a spiral fracture
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all the way up his arm. It destroyed his arm completely. There was no way to fix this. uh if they wanted to do pins in it, he'd have about 4 millimeters of workable bone in total and um it wouldn't have healed, right? He'd be maimed for life. So, they opted for amputation. Uh they amputated the arm off of him and then they surrendered him to us and he has lived here ever since. And it's his first year. So, he's a big boy now. All the boys get really large in their first year and he doesn't even care. His arm is gone. He runs around and plays and goes crazy and everything. He's actually out in the room right now. Yeah, we were showing him off on stream earlier. He's a little three-legged ferret and he's totally fine. Yep. Yeah. Minor inconvenience. Nuclear option. He is a very healthy little boy. He is ridiculous, but healthy. Okay. So, this is all the tier one stuff. And those are the weapons, the off hands. Spellcraft and I need to grab all of these. So, we'll keep this open. And then we'll go into Oh, what is the name of that [ __ ] Pirate boogie. And we'll go into loot tables, chest, and common loot. All right. So, we need to do a common loot here. Now, the random chance in this is probably going to be quite low, maybe. Let me think about this. I don't remember if this is implemented so that it rolls two to three times and then it has a 50% chance of each time or if rolling two to three times. We're going to find out. Gross. There we go. Now I got to do replace this. Just do a weight of 25 on each one of these. Nope. There we go. What's happening? Adding stuff. You'll see adding to what? Uh, drop tables. Many floors with the goal the players have to complete as many as possible in a week. Yeah. early game dungeons to do new players. H doing a random Merkheim Tower dungeon
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that resets and spawns in a random spot in Murk every week. Here's the problem. If I do it as a tower dungeon, you guys will just build a ladder to the top. It would have to be like a bedrock monolith. That'd be the issue, which is fine, I guess, right? Okay. Okay, all these have a weight of 25. Now, what we're going to do is we're going to grab all of this and we'll give these all a weight of five. So, we do armor. Gross. Why have you done this? Disgusting. The [ __ ] are you doing? This is in selection. In selection. Replace. Thank you. Obnoxious. I just se selected like 12 times. I was just being dumb. All right, get all the swords and then get all the shields. Offhand drops rather. Tutorial dungeon would be lovely. Yeah, I mean sunken cells is meant to be a tutorial dungeon. It's like the level 10 dungeon, but I think we should do something higher than that or like lower rather. um like a lower level dungeon for this, but I think right now we just don't have that and I have to design it out. That being said, I built Krognar's Bastion in a day, so I could do this pretty goddamn fast, but it really just comes down to does it make sense? Is it fun? Right. Okay, that in selection, but we're going to change this to be a weight of five. There we go. And now all these ones. There we go. Okay. So, the way this is going to be set up is chess after this reset, which today is Wednesday, so it'll be on Friday. Um, at next reset, chess will have a 50% chance of drop. Actually, we're going to make it 100% chance. Screw it. No conditions. Every chest will have one to two pieces of armor and zero to one weapon. We'll set the spread to random on these. Yeah. One to two pieces of armor, 0ero to one weapons. It'll have a 25 weight for all the tier one stuff and a five two stuff. And I think that works. I think that feels good, right? Because it could be good. And that could be like the difference between having shitty stuff and having not shitty stuff. And I think that works fine. I might even do more than that because it'll be totally random, right? Maybe we'll do two to three and we'll do one. Always be a weapon. I think always being one feels weird. Maybe one to two. Yeah. I mean, it's not going to damage the in-game economy, right? I think this will be fine. I think you should get a bunch of loot. I just want a pile of loot, right? Just a pile of loot. I think that'll be fun for that. We can save this out. And this development relevant to the Hightail version? No, has nothing to do with the Hightail version. Um, I'm working on the Minecraft stuff right now because I want to keep working on it and like Hightail stuff is just not ready. And um, this will inform the design of the Hightail version though to be clear. So like if this turns out to be a more fun system then we'll do this in the Hightail version when that one is a thing. Merkheim dungeon that resets every week. Could be cool. Yeah, I like the idea of a Merkheim dungeon that resets every week. I could do that with a bunch of jigsaw [ __ ] and then make it
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so there's like a randomized dungeon that goes there, but I much rather do it as a an instanced dungeon if that makes sense. An instance dungeon makes the most sense to me. Opening merk drop caches is very gratifying. Yeah, the drop caches are pretty cool. Those are neat. Although, I don't know how I'm going to keep those in right now because there's no conflict. So, you can't kill the other person that finds it first. But, I guess you still have to get out there and that's kind of the difficulty, right? like that ends up being the difficult part for that actually. How much loot is in a Merkheime cache? Let me go look at this uh supply drop. It has a chance of getting Ken's fantastic meat by chance of cores. Chance of experience tier one gear. Well, I have it all listed in here already. I feel like the supply drop should have more in it. Actually, I think the supply drop is fun. Yeah, make some mobs guard them. Maybe. I think this is fine for what it is. Um I think I should probably limit these a little bit more just so they don't feel completely insane. There we go. We'll save that back in. And that should be updated on the server in just a moment. Let me grab that. We'll get that done. Behold. Um let's see. done. All right. With these big gear changes, will there be a reset? No. I don't think there needs to be a reset for this. Um I'll let you guys decide, though. Like, to be honest with you, if you guys decide that you want to have a reset, then just let me know. Maybe we'll do a vote for it, you know. Uh, let me get through all of the re like the rebuild of all this stuff first because if you notice, these are all set as corrupted armor and T1 random and all this kind of stuff. And I think what I'm going to do is I need to change all the tokens for everything. item types up how everything is set up. And um, and that's it, man. Like, it's going to be a lot of [ __ ] I have to change. So, yeah, this needs a lot of testing before a reset. Bingo Jaw women. And that means you guys are going to have to deal with some weirdness and then eventually you'll determine if you like it or not. Right? And if you like it, then you can vote on a reset. If you don't like it, then we'll scrap it. Right? Either way, I'm going to fix up all the randomized gear. And if we look at the randomized gear, let me go into this. We'll go pull up some corrupted armor. And we'll do like these helmets, right? And we can take a look at the stats. Like the stats are pretty wild. They're very very different from each other. Right. But here's the biggest thing with this. This is ranger armor that is rolled melee damage and magic damage. That's probably not that fun. You know what I mean? So, like that's the kind of stuff that I think I want to hone in to like see if we can fix that. I also need to get rid of PvP damage reduction and PV PvE damage reduction. Like I need to fix those around as well. Um, and like I got to figure it out, right? I need to think about this. What? Shade silver. I don't know anything about that one. H. But yeah, so that's basically what I want to do on this is to see if we can fix this up. And I need to change some stats around because we're not going to have PvP on the server anymore. I don't need PvP damage reduction. bonuses. None of that [ __ ] needs to exist. And we'll have to figure that out. Yeah, PvP bonus, damage, all that stuff. And that's it. And then we can get rid of that. There we go. Ridiculous, dude. Pa, just give me a minute. You don't need to go cross chat drifting. What's my thoughts on peppermint tea? That's good. Yeah. Hell yeah.
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Yeah, shade silver. I don't know anything about that, right? Also, I don't know, man. She wants to talk about it. Have her come talk to me. Any fuchsia is cool. She's cool as [ __ ] man. All my points are on movement speed. You can't hit for [ __ ] Yeah, that's how that goes. What's your thoughts? I'm thinking do it more often. Isn't there an arena? There is. But like here's the thing, right? Open world PvP is not a thing anymore. We go to the profile. We take a look at this. PvP damage and PvP damage reduction are two of the stats that are in the game right now. PvE damage reduction and PvE damage are also in the game. I don't really need those anymore because we don't need to have that distinction anymore. So, I can remove that from the stat pools. Does that make sense? Like, we don't need to make an extra scaler for PvE and PvP damage reduction and damage dealing. So, I think this is going to be better overall. It also means that I don't have to constantly worry about balancing PvP and PvE as two separate things. Then you have PvP and that big boss in it. Yeah, but I can just make it so that it's imbalanced as [ __ ] It's fine with me. Like you guys are going to set yourselves up as Giga Tanks. Like this is not the focus of the video game. Now, what's that on your shirt? It's a an image about togetherness. It's about a permanent bond, family, and scientific advancement. What? What's the problem? Why would you do this? Why would I do what? It's about friendship, chat. Sounds like Full Metal Alchemist a little bit. Yeah. What, chat? You think there's a problem with me saying it it's about being together forever? What's the problem with that? Where's the issue? Why are you so upset? It's very wholesome. It is. That's when you take some and you make them whole. Yeah. Wholesome. Inseparable even. or you monster. No. Yeah. United. It's a shirt about bringing family together. It is. Is he wearing a human centipede shirt? I'm on audio only. Okay. No. Insanity. Although Human Centipede is a tour to force, obviously. Have you heard that song Red Flags? Have you guys heard that? Where it's like this guy and this girl on a date and he asks her like what her favorite movie is and then it's a whole song about her telling him that she loves Human Centipede. Yeah. Tom Cardi song. That whole song is playing in my head now that you said human centipede video and all. God damn it. That film is dumb. That would never work. That film is amazing. Do you know why, Red? Because that means through millions of years of evolution resulting now in a time where you can create things, anything that you want to, someone not only created that, they thought of it. They spent hours laboring over it, thinking of what they could build, writing the story, writing the script. They pitched it to someone. Someone funded it. People got involved. They had a team that was behind it. They believed in it. They spent months or years filming and building this and then you watched it. And it's about sewing an ass to a mouth. That's what Human Centipede is about. Someone had to act that part. Free will is a hell of a drug, dude.
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Like free will is insane when you think about it. Like that all of that happened. All of it is real. And it's a movie now that you could get on Amazon. It's real. I want to know who approved that. All of us did. All of us. I mean, I guess the basic way I feel about it is free will is cool and all, but also humanity made human centipede. So maybe it's not all that great, right? Maybe maybe it's not good. Maybe we get rid of it. Have you seen Tom Card's They'll walk? Uh I don't know if I've seen that specific one. Do you have a part of it? I've seen most of Tom Cart's [ __ ] on YouTube. He's amazing. It's Matthew. Thank you for the rating party of 28. Hope you're having a good day, man. The D and D1 is great, too. Loot dead body. Yes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What do you mean? Human centipede 2 and three. There were more. Would they make a millipede? Like, how does how do you have more of them? One moment. Need to test this. I think I need to blow up Merurk. Um, what is it called? My wheat tower. Okay, I'm going to be honest with you. I was on the fence about blowing up Murkheim before, but now that you're complaining that your wheat tower will get destroyed, I feel very good about blowing up Murkheim. Why are you building a goddamn tower of wheat? We've talked about this. Stop it. Stop doing this. Stop it. Swear to God. Wheat maxing bastards every day. Okay, I need to find a chest in this house. Oh, that's bad. Why are you angry? Oh, server, why must you [ __ ] yourself so violently? Let's go see what the error says. It's probably angry for no reason. Generated an exception. No enum constant for ranger helmet. What do you mean there's no enum constant for ranger helmet? You big [ __ ] Does Ranger helmet not exist under corrupted armor? Is that not real? Hold up. Did I screw this up? It's right. It's right there. Hold up. Yes, you're vibrating. I get it. Very cool.
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Why is it mad? That's very weird. Huh. Well, that's odd because that turned back into a basic vanilla chest for some horrible reason. It did not work. I blew it up and it turned into a vanilla chest full of ma like mag. No. Very odd. Okay, let's try this. This is not working. I can't interact with these. Can you interact with that? Okay. You also can't talk to collector rope open in the community chest in Origin. So things are going very wrong suddenly. Why is pirate booty mad? What is wrong with this thing? Nothing in here is structured wrong. Let me look through this. Ah, that is the reason. Son of a [ __ ] One moment. Replace all. I figured it out. There was no flag for this. I structured all the tokens wrong. I'm bad. No. I swear to God, dude. How many times do I have to select this? I select it and it selects it then disappears. It's great. Do that. Grab all of these ones. Do that. Save this file. Ignore the collector. Don't worry about it. Okay. What is that angry about? No, it's pissed about nothing. Okay, let me look through this. Yeah. Huh? Yeah. War supplies don't exist. That's fine. I don't care about any of this. Oh, I can't open any chests. All right, restarting the server. It's very angry. Yeah, it's very angry. Server's doing it for attention a little bit. I think I know what went wrong, but I think I put it into a state where it was [ __ ] and screaming the whole time. I think that was the biggest problem. Yeah, this should be set up exactly the same now. I don't think anything is set up wrong here. Now, type and then ID type ID. Yep. And maybe the 0ero to one is the problem. Zero may not be allowed under this system. We'll have to wait and see. Yeah, no streams marked as just chatting. Oh, look. Everything is working again. Mostly because I've just been chatting.
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And if I put it under gamedev and then I chat, people [ __ ] and scream. But if I put it under chatting and then I gamedev, people [ __ ] and scream. So, I'm just going to do whatever I'm going to do. That's how that's going to go. All right, let's see if this worked. Maybe it did. Maybe it didn't. I don't know yet. Where is it? It's in this building. Yeah, it worked. And look, it has the armor in it kind of. It put one item in there. So, it's working. All right. Thor. I saw a bug. Stop looking in the mirror. I'm blowing up Merurky. Um, what is it called? Oh, When I spawn, I spawn underground. Skill issue. What is it called? I don't remember what my tool is for this. it is. What the hell is the name of this damn thing called? I'm going to go look at our plug-in list. I can't remember the name of it. It's Zeno. That's what it is. What the hell's the name of the plugin though in game? Oh, that's what it was. Ragnarok reset. Merkheim. I forgot. We made this all in house cuz it was a mess. Oop. You were tpd. Good. Behold new Mark. I forgot there's an in-house tool called Ragnarok that lets us redo the world and it makes life really easy. With that in mind, let me see if all of the random chests work. Now, understand, it's not going to include chests that are like in towers and things like that. It's only going to include ones that are in villages and random. Right now, it's the common loot chest. This may not be a that at all. It totally worked. Hell yeah. This kicks ass. Weapons are not spawning though. 0 to one does not appear to be working currently. New Mark free of wheat towers. Yes. Where is the wheat farm? Gone. Reduced to electrons. Stop. Stop farming wheat in towers. I will delete them every time. It's disappointing. Is that not just zero? It should be 0 to one. So, a random range between zero and one is the problem. And it looks like it's not doing it right. So, and I don't know why. Are we not doing blocking and hightail anymore? We are like the problem is they haven't added custom item components and items. And until they do that, it's on their Trello board. Until they do it, I can't do [ __ ] man. I can't make custom stats and items on gear and like update tool tips and all the [ __ ] without effectively an implementation of NBT, which they say they want to add, but we're not there yet, you know. Yeah, it appears that item weapons are not going through. So, I need to fix this. There's got to be a better way. You're very disappointed about not being able to build a tower of wheat. It ruined your day. Good. I hope it continues to ruin your day. Tower of wheat is bad for the server. I've said this a million times. Every time a player does this, I tell them not to do it. They do it anyway and then it gets blown up and then they cry about it. Uh, let me think. Here's what I'll do. one
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one and I'll say random chance spread is random 50% chance spread random. All right, there we go. Waiting for it to update. And flying BR. What? What chest are you talking about? Stop it. All the chests that I'm interacting with work just fine. There's nothing wrong with them. Why are you freaking out? What chest? This is one of the worst things about Minecraft. Like, what are you talking about? What chest is not working that you are panicking about? This chest is working fine. It's right there. It works just fine, bud. Like, what are you? Chestnut. Right click on it, man. screaming the words chess not working. You were trying to interact with it through a door, my dude. He's just spamming chat with chest not working. You're trying to interact with it through a door. Like what are you? And he goes in and he goes, "Oh, it's working now. Thanks, Thor. " No, I didn't do anything. Closing the game. Amaze. Enter it. Anyway, um this update is going to make it so that you guys are now getting gear inside of each one of these. Um you have a one to two items of armor that will drop every time. It can be very high chance of tier one and a lower chance of tier two. Then for weapons, it is a 50% chance of one weapon in each one of these chests. High chance of tier one, low chance of tier two. This should help with a lot of people's gearing problems. Um, corrupted gear now has a very large range of corruption that it can have and adding all these types of things is good. Is block game high still happening? Yes, I am waiting on them to do what is on their Trello board. They have an item system right now that does not allow component changes, which is a problem. When they add custom item components, I'll be able to write some Java, put all my own [ __ ] into their item system, and then go from there. The problem is right now it's a big monolith of all the different items and like the way that the items are set up. So, every item in the entire game is a key and a glider and a chest and like an armor piece and a weapon and it's all hardcoded. I need a customizing component on there. I told them this. They put it up on their Trello board. It's been like three months. Like I can't just keep waiting around. So like I'm going to wait, right? I'm just going to get back to work on block game Minecraft. Um and just when they're ready, they're ready. And when they're not ready, I'm just going to keep working on it here, right? This allows me to keep testing things that will be fun later down the road. And when we get to that point, then I'll work on it there. Right? But like I need them to implement that. And before they implement that, I'm just stuck. So, no reason to waste time, right? Has it been three months since I released? It's got to be like three months now. It's been months, dude. Like, it's been months. And it's just not like When did Hightail release? Let me see. When did Hightail release into early access? It released in January. It's May now. It's been four months. So, like, I just can't wait anymore, right? like I'm just going to get back to work on [ __ ] and when they're ready, you know? And that's kind of how I feel about it. I don't think they're failing. bad. I don't think that the game is broken or ruined or anything like that. I'm just going to wait and I'm just going to keep working on the [ __ ] that actually works. I want you guys to be able to have something that's fun to play. So, yeah, they're likely working it right now. At least one would hope so. Maybe. And if they're not, that's fine. Like, they're going to prioritize what they think is the most important and then we'll go from there. Have you talked to the hightail devs to see where they're at? No, not on this one. Like, it's on their Trello board. I'm not gonna like [ __ ] and moan and [ __ ] I'm just gonna work on this stuff that I want to work on and give you guys something fun to play. So, like this update is gonna change a lot of [ __ ] and make things more fun for people to play, right? It's kind of how I feel about it. Uh, let me see here.
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See? Yeah, I got to maintain prod. I mean, like that's kind of how I feel about it is I want to do like the Minecraft server is a place for me to use as a fun testing ground, right? And if I keep testing things, eventually we'll find something that's really fun to do together. Um, I don't think PvP worked on the server. I tried to do something really cool with PvP for a great deal of time and it just kept coming back and biting me and the rest of the community in the ass, right? Like we tried to make I tried to make a social sandbox MMO and it just wasn't fun. Like the systems were really fun. compelling. The dungeons were fun and interesting. The professions And the thing that kept ruining it was player toxicity. No amount of moderation fixed that player toxicity. It would just slowly rot the interior of the game over and over again. And it always led back to the same thing. I have two factions that are fighting each other. Those two factions realize they can't win. So, because they can't win, they go outside of the game to try and gain advantage and get so toxic that I just don't want them in the game anymore. We ban them. But before they get banned, they've ruined the community so heavily that everyone else has left. This has happened a number of times with blockame. and I'm not doing that rotation again. So, I've just gotten rid of the war system. I've gotten rid of PvP. Um, all of this, right? Like, we're not going to have that anymore. It's just going to be a standardized MMO with PvP as a feature in some areas of the game, but not as a standard, right? Yeah. And that's it. SGE, but it happens. Yeah, I think the game will be better for it though, you know. All right, let me go put this patch notes out. Kind of minor patch notes, but I think it's a big impact for them. And boop, no more PvP. I may come back. Exactly. That right there, that right there is the reason, right? Um, removing that kind of stuff is huge. Sorry for the ping, but I'm a big fan of reworking entirely. I will be. My plan is to completely redo how gearing works entirely. So, and no PvP on the server is a big thing. I will still have PvP in the big arena. So, if you want to go fight each other, you can. There. I'll be removing um the stats of PvE damage reduction, PvE damage, PvP damage reduction, and PvP damage. Uh that means I need to go into Java and remove those from the combat system. But that's trivial to be honest with you. I wrote all that [ __ ] that's easy as hell to remove. I also came back with the removal of PvP. Yeah, I that's the thing is it seems like the general community is really excited about this. Uh spread the word on it cuz I'm going to be real with you. All I have is my patch notes thread and me talking on stream, you guys have much more reach than me. So, if you like what I'm doing with it, tell people about it. Tell people who used to play it, right? Um, now that there's no more open world PVP, it's probably going to be a lot less toxic in that regard. Also, your towns will be a lot bigger now because you can work together and do cool [ __ ] So, what is this? At the moment, Simon has been talking about that overhaul to the vanilla game that'll be coming soon. I'm kind of excited for that. I mean, like I trust the Hightail team heavily. I think they're doing a good job. I just as a tool, Hightail is not ready for what I want to do yet. And that's fine. That's totally normal, right? I knew that was going to happen. I explained that to the community going in. Is it likely it wouldn't be ready for us? It's not ready for us yet. But I wholeheartedly believe in Hightail and I still wholeheartedly believe that Hightail is the future of any type of block game online because it is better for the modern community than anything else that exists out there. It's just not ready yet, right? And that's to be expected. This delay is to be expected. I'm not surprised in any way. Innovation takes time. They're doing an amazing job. They're doing awesome. Yeah, I think it will be a better tool than Minecraft eventually. When is heightail ready? I don't know what it is. All right. Create aeronautics. Hight tail win. Never mind. Um, let me see. Almond loot.
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This should be good. Yeah, Now that you're streamlining blocking, it'll be that much easier to take make the move. Yeah, I mean like one of the things I'm going to do is corrupted armor and corrupted items will be removed. Um, I will be changing over all of the items. There is going to be a great item refresh at some point. The reason why is because when you look at this, it's under the type of corrupted armor. If we go look inside of here and we look at the item types, there's armor and then there's corrupted armor. I'm going to do a great refresh for this. Um, I think that's super important because we have mining helmet one. I want to name them like this so that it's easy as [ __ ] to redo this where they're all armors and they're all randomized and then I don't have to make a billion of them, right? Uh, we come down here outside of this and we go to say ranger and grab the ranger gear. Shot color helmet, right? Shot color chest plate, shot color leggings, shot color boots. That will be perfect this way. And if we go and look inside of this, I don't want them to be named shot color anymore. If you look at the corrupted armor, it's named things like, let me grab this. We'll go to T1 random. I think it's T1 random. Oh, the weapons are T one random. I think I'll probably just remove the weapons then. I'll probably keep these all in here. These will become the new weap new items for this. And they always have corrupted on them. I won't have this anymore. It's going to be different. Nothing ruins a social game quite as fast as having to interact with people. Honestly, dude, I just don't think that social games catch on because it's incredibly hard to maintain. Like, I I'll give you an example. I tried to set the standards that we saw from Eve Online, which is don't attack new players. New players are off limits, not allowed to touch them. People found different ways to attack these players. Um, when you first start the game, you have a title called Potato, and there were people that had groups that they called potato farmers, and all they would do is go and find people with the potato tag and just kill that player like over and over again and harass the [ __ ] out of them until they left. And what I tried to explain to people, I was like, "Look, I get what you're doing. You're power fantasy. I understand, but what you're doing is killing the game. And if you cultivate this dude, later you could have good fights later on, which makes the game better. The idea inside of a social sandbox is don't fight them right away. Teach them and then fight them later when the fights are good because you're supposed to be it's a big role playinging experience is the idea in social sandboxes. You cultivate and then fight later. Um, I told them this and when I said this, they didn't do this. Instead, they just got sneakier at ruining the gameplay of all the potato players that came in. And that just collapses the server eventually. Uh, and if you banned these people, which I did, I banned them a whole bunch, they would just get more sneaky. So, when I banned the big giga guild that was doing this, they metastasized into a bunch of little individual guilds on different accounts and like in smaller groups and just did it again and again and again. So, I was like, "All right, this is stupid now. I'm done with this. " like it's just like I'm I just don't want to do this anymore. So like I've just removed their entire gameplay loop and I'm not going to develop the game in a direction that is fun for them. I'm going to develop it in a direction that is fun for a player that isn't acting like that is effectively how I feel about it. Yeah. Yep. Is that the game of the penguins? No. No, it's not. Yeah. Respectful PvP is important for a good experience. Yeah. I think that is totally a doable thing. Uh the arena is still going to have PvP in it. It's still PvP enabled in there. When you want to win so bad, you ruin the fun. Yeah. I mean, like one of the things that we learned in Eve a long time ago was you don't need to win. Like wipe out the other guy off the map because they'll reform and fight you and have good fights. Like the whole idea of it is good fights over time. That's the whole point, right? Cultivate the new player. Um, like if you blow up a new player in Eve and you look at their account, you see that they're new and you go, "Hey man, are you new? " And they're like, "Yeah, this is my first ship. I don't know what I did wrong. " You teach them something. You throw them a bunch of in-game esque, which is like gold. Um, and then they stick around, right? And then maybe later you fight them in a big battle. So instead of having a 400man team versus 400 man team, it's a 401man team versus 401man team, right? Because you've kept people in the game. And that's how those big battles take place. But I think in other social sandboxes, especially if it's their first social sandbox game, people don't know that. So they have this mentality of I have to win and the only way to win is crush the other person. And the only
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way to crush the other person, if I can't beat him in game, I'm going to beat them out of the game. And it's just, you know, I mean, in a tiny video game like this, it's just not worth it to maintain. So I'm going to go a different direction. You're a mercenary in Eve Online. Long live Kia Corp. Hell yeah. Made money from all the conflict. had fun PvP, kept up with their skills, and always stuck to good fight and local, and that's it. Yeah, there's a reason I always say GF. Uh, people can ruin PvE games, too. Yeah, but there's a difference here. When they ruin the PVE game, I just banned them. There's no like social investigation to find out who is full of [ __ ] Do you know how many social investigations I had to do to find out who was lying about what in block game because it's a social sandbox? And they're like, "That guy was saying mean things to me. " And I pull up the chat logs. I was like, "You You're both saying [ __ ] to each other. Like, what the hell is the matter with you're all banned, right? I don't have to do that anymore. You dupe an item the game, I just ban you. Easy, clean. No problems. Like, there's no more investigation. It's simple. You do the dumb, I get rid of you. It's finished. " Yeah. Uh, GF means good fights. Yeah, good fight. Do you have any advice for Diablo I? Find echo shard keys. Echos shard keys. The hell's an echo shard key, bro? I don't even know what you're talking about. No, GF is not get fed, dude. It's good fight. What's wrong with you? What if dumb done by accident? Look, let me explain to you a level of dumb. Uh there was a player that found that they could send a packet to the server at the same time as interacting with one of my NPCs. And that NPC would take a number of gold bars and turn them into money, into coin, right? Gold into coin. When they did this, they could also send a packet to take that gold and compress it into a block, into a cube. The server, not knowing what to do, would give them both. And then they would un unbreak the cube back into gold and do it again, generating infinite coin. Now, they figured this out on one of their characters and immediately bought two more Minecraft accounts and then started duping on those Minecraft accounts endlessly. Here's the funny part. One IP between all three accounts. All of that [ __ ] removed from the economy. I mean, like, this is the kind of [ __ ] that I'm talking about. Like, if you're doing the dumb, it wasn't an accident. Like, you had to seriously try to do something dumb, dude. Like, you the people who are doing the dumb right now are like really, really trying to do the dumb. Also, by the way, there's no pay to win. There's no money involved. There's no gotcha. There's none of that stupid [ __ ] that you get on Minecraft servers. It is a completely free server. You do not need to be subbed to the channel. None of that [ __ ] You can just go play it. No, he didn't even use a VPN. It's very funny though. Yeah. No, that guy actually he signed into all of the accounts, then signed off of the other two, and then signed into them with a VPN. But what he didn't realize is at that point it doesn't matter anymore. you've already signed into them without your VPN and the IP has already been logged and now we can see that all three of your accounts have the same IP address and then logging out and then turning on your VPN and then doing it again doesn't really matter at that point. It's over. You hand is in the cookie jar. You know, this is why games shouldn't be free. At least you profit from cheaters. Here's the thing that's funny about it though, man. They have to pay for a new Minecraft account. So, like they're still paying. I'm just not making money off of it. I'm fine with that. This is something I do for fun, man. I don't need to do it for profit. It's fun as [ __ ] What does RTFM mean? It means read the effing manual. Yeah. No, exactly. It's like he put his hand in the cookie jar. picked up a cookie and then he put it back down and then he went into the other room and he picked up gloves and put the gloves on and then put his hand back in the cookie jar and I'm like, "What are you what are you doing? It's too late, dude. We've already seen the hand. " Oh, it's just dumb, dude. I've seen so many weird goddamn things and to be honest with you, that person's not going to be the last one. We're going to get tons of weird [ __ ] like this. There's going to be dupes. It's going to be [ __ ] I'm going to have to find weird ways to catch people and weird
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ways to fix it and all that kind of stuff. And the best thing you can do is turn them in when you see it. If you find an exploit, just turn it in. Like if you don't, I will find you eventually. And when I do, you'll just get banned. And that sucks. Like, you know, I think the worst case of this that I've ever seen was we had this young He's unbanned now, by the way. This guy got unbanned for this eventually, but I unbanned him after like eight months or some [ __ ] But he comes to me and he turns in an exploit. And then what the exploit was is if you took beetroot, so beets, and you planted them. Normally they're supposed to grow to like stage four or something, and then you harvest them and you get stuff. You get coin and other items out of it, right, at the time in the game. Um, but what he found is you could do this with beets. You could just plant it, then harvest it, and it would actually give you materials. Wasn't supposed to be that way. It was a bug. And we're like, "Oh [ __ ] thank you. Thanks for tuning in. Don't do anything with this. Don't tell anyone. Don't exploit it. This will be fixed in about 15 minutes, right? Spin up Intelligj. Fix it in Java. Get ready to put it on. And at about 11 minutes into that 15minute requirement to put the patch out, his roommate in game contacts us and goes, "Hey man, uh, I think this player is botting. " So, I teleport there. And he's sitting in a basement like this and he's got like a wall around him beatetroot right here and he's just got an auto clicker spamming the beat route and I'm like you just turned this exploit in, man. Like you were the one that turned it into us and now you do it. God damn it. Right. And then we just immediately banned him. I was like I He couldn't handle it. He's like, I got to get the advantage. But it's just insane. Like furiously beating it in the basement. Yes, exactly. That's exactly It's Beats. Actual beats. Insane. At least he was honest though. No, he wasn't. He tried to hide in a base. He literally built a room for it in the time that it took us to fix it in 11 minutes and then was doing it. Insane, actually. Beats by Dre, dude. Beats by band. The Call of the Void was very strong, but yeah. know this is the kind of stuff that I see all the time and it's just like you know what has to happen now and they're like yeah and it's like all right you know do IP bans even work with DHCP oh no I do accountbased bans yeah I do account based bans uh if you get banned in block game you have to buy a new Minecraft account unless it's a temporary ban there are temporary bans that is a thing but it's a account ban IP bans are dumb that that's not a thing that I do but I will associate your IP with other accounts pretty easily, right? Um, you know, things like that where it's like obviously all from the same machine. You know, you swap out you log off one character and log into the other and it's the same IP. We know that there's the same character, but that doesn't get revealed to anybody. It's just for me the server owner. And yes, there have been players with multiple accounts. Oh, yeah. Now, there's been a ton of play you can multibbox if you want to, right? For whatever reason. Um, I don't think that's a problem, but just don't be weird about it, right? You know, like I now that the game is PvE based, I wholly anticipate someone to make like John Malkovich the town and just literally have a million John Malkoviches just running one town. Like I see it coming. It's going to happen. Nation spies. Yeah, there were a ton of nation spies. Nation spies were pretty common. That was a really common thing on the server. And some of them were just spies really weird, right? They role played a completely different human being. Yeah. What you doing down here with all these beats? you got a license for those beats? It's just not good. But no, I think the server is going to go in a better direction now, man. I do. And it looks like people are positive about it. All the reactions that I see on the post, they're all positive. So, like, whatever, man. Your tenma. Those are some sick beats. They were so sick that he got banned. Reaction. My nation was also positive. That's good. Schnappy. Wait, isn't your nation just you, Chappie? Is it? Were you Okay, I was like, "Wait a minute. Aren't you just a nation of one? Did you hear what I want to do with gear, by the way, Chappie? Did you hear what I wanted to do? " Andrew with Gear. No, it wasn't here. All right, Schnappy, you're going to be the one that determines if this idea is good or not. And the reason why is because Schnappy is the foremost PvE player on the server, just like Jaw Man is the fisher guy that does fishing all the time. I think crafting gear sucks. I think crafting individual pieces of gear is ass. Giga ass even. Advanced terrible ass. I think it sucks because it goes against
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everything that you're doing as a dunge engineer and a combat focused player. you have to go and craft a thing and then you have to fill it up with runes and it's just stupid. So, the first thing that I did, me pull this up. First thing I did was I changed the way that the game works. We no longer have open world PVP removed. This is going to change the way that gearing works. That's the first step. The second step was to make it today so that innate corruption on corrupted items is now a much wider range. like 3% all the way up to like 25%. Corrupted armor and weapons now have a,000 durability up from 500. So they're in parody with crafted gear. Corrupted tier one and tier two armor and weapons now commonly drop in Merkheim chest and uncommonly drop in Murkheim chest based on tier one and tier two, right? So I'm making them much more common. I'm going to make the drop rates on corrupted gear much more common out of dungeons as well. When you're killing monsters, they're going to be very common. Think Diablo style. Lots of [ __ ] right? The next thing I want to do is I want to remove crafted gear and I want to add sockets to corrupted gear. What do you think about that? I want you to kill things to get gear, not craft things. And I want to change the randomization of the stats to make it so that it's more tuned to the type of item you're getting. So you don't get a sword with plus magic damage. It's going to be a big overhaul for me to do this. Waiting for Chnappy to think about it. Yeah, corrupted gear with sockets. It's going to be more fun for us. Yeah, but I still would like some crafting component to it. Crafting runes is the crafting component. Crafting runes is always going to exist. That's how you improve the item. Yeah, the idea is to add sockets to the corrupted gear so the corrupted gear is okay and then it can become amazing with your crafted rune carvings to put into it to socket it up. Heal things, get loot, craft to make loot better, right? Because I was realizing like the way that Path of Exile works where you like add affixes. I was like that's pretty random but what if you could create the affixes first and then decide to add them and that's what rune carving really is right. Wasn't crafting the main sync of resources repairing was. I'm going to do some other stuff with all the resources. I want to tie everything back into consumables is the the plan going forward anyway. Different colored sockets. No, this just rune carving right now. Okay, good. I like it. Nice. All right, this is the direction I'm going to go then. Uh, when I do this, I may have I'm going to have to redo everyone's gear. It's going to be a gear refresh. I don't think it'll be a character refresh, but a gear refresh most likely. It will likely blow up all of your armor on the server or reroll it. It'll likely just reroll it all. Oh, that being said, legendaries will likely remain the way that they are. I don't see a reason to change legendaries. No, not gone. Rerolled. Be cool if uncorrupted was white sockets and corrupted gave them colors stuck to what you originally used. So, like randomizing the sockets. I bet I could do that. Actually, I think that might actually work. Randomizing sockets could totally work. You got an error of 30,000. Thanks, Twitch. Did you have a good rest? I did not. I had a part of a rest that was kind of ass. Legendaries should only come from endgame dungeons. IMO. Uh, they come from a couple of different things. So, Killing Cinder, there's a legendary set there. That is a thing that exists. I think it's quite cool. Hello, Arthur. I see you covered in glue over there. Yeah, I didn't have a long rest. I had a partial short rest. Maybe I had two short rests. Right now, Cinder is endgame. No, Krognar is actually has anyone gotten the meat pie recipe? Does anyone have that yet? I don't know if anyone does.
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You know what it comes out of, right, Schnappy? It comes out of the supply chest. The Ken's fantastic meat pie. finally beat the whole D4 campaign now to try other classes. D4 is so fun. I'm going to be farming cows today. Who's Ken? He's the one. No, you didn't know. You don't know about that. Do you want to see something really cool? I'm going to reveal a loot table to you. You ready? This is the loot table for the supply drop in Merkheim. There's Ken's fantastic meat pie recipe. And there's the drop chance. This would be 1%. This would be 0. 1%. And this is 0. 05%. Yeah, it's very low. It's incredibly low. Here's the problem, though. Some of you have gotten drops that are this rare. I'm just going to leave them in. I'm going to leave it in that way. And if you're wondering like how rare some [ __ ] is, let me actually go into uh drop tables in this and we'll go to Krognner's Bastion drops uh Cinder and we'll go into here and we'll look at this and I want you to look at this. So if you look at supply drop it's 0. 005 O005, which is five times more common than getting Cinder's armor or weapon, and we have multiple of those on the server. What is the drop rate of bacon and eggs uh for Krognar? Cooking recipe is 1%. One in a 100. It's one out of 100. Literally, the fantastic meat pie is five times as common as you getting the legendaries off of these bosses. and you have them. So, I have to make drop rates rare because there's a shitload of you. There is a shitload of players. Cinder's getting spammed on cool down. I know. I'm aware. That's why it's five times more common. There's going to be somewhere someone in there that gets it. And you know what's going to happen when they get Krognar's or when they get uh Ken's fantastic meat pie? They're gonna sell that [ __ ] like crazy. Player count very low right now because the game is PvP based. I have turned off PvP. Open world PvP is dead. The players are returning. The server is healing. Is there a way to restart your progress in block game? Yes, but it's really awful for me. So, please don't ask me to do it. But if you're going to, I guess I can. I just have to turn off this entire server and then delete you from a lot of different things. And I don't have any tooling to do that. I have to do it manually. Please don't make me do that manually. Maybe someone already got it and didn't know the value and used it and we'll never know. Wait a minute. I think I can check for that. Um one moment. Will it be good? What is the name of the recipe? It's Ken's Fantastic Meat Pie, right? Nobody on the server has it. Only four people have Christmas mince meat pies. Nobody has a recipe. Not a single person has ever gotten it. There's a lot of people with Halloween pies, Christmas pies, Thanksgiving pies. No pies. Yeah, no meat pie. Player MMO built in Minecraft. There it is. 1. 21. 4. The recipe of the item itself. Oh, no. You can't have the item without the recipe. Like that. Someone has to have the recipe and no one has the recipe. Computer suck at math. No. Computer good at math. You enjoy the little guy waving at me? Ant-Man. What is that guy's name? He's still doing it. I should make it into a button on my stream deck again.
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Again. I can keep doing that till you explode. I'll do it. I'll find a way. Oh my god, he's innocent. H knows what he's still doing it. Give him you guys building a heart over here. Oh my god, it's begun. There's a zombie. Want to see something funny? is your problem now. You throw you throwing snowballs at him so he gets eaten by the zombie. You're a monster, dude. Oh, actually outrageous. Anyway, welcome to block game. Go have fun. Uh, everybody should be starting. Give me loot. I don't need to give you loot. You should be starting with your onion armor. Actually, I mean, look at your gear. the flyingest. There we go. Yeah, dude. You're wearing full botney gear and you have a spiny cactus sword. Get out there and kill [ __ ] Go kill things. Annihilate it. Have fun. How many submissions have you gotten to Indie Summer so far? A shitload. Um I've been going through it this week. I need to start sending out all the emails and that's about it. And yeah, just going to kind of go from there. And Satine, you got to buy me dinner first at least. Whoop. All right. So, yeah, that'll all go out this week. They should be getting emails. And I think that's it. We've got a lot though. A lot. Okay. Wait, did I screw something up in the global drops? No, I didn't. Save this. Boop. — Gork devt on kick said, "Hi, Gramps. Hope you had a good rest yesterday. You really should take better care of yourself. I know it's difficult to accept, but you are not young anymore, so please be careful. — Why are you like this? God damn it. — God damn it. Outrageous. No, I just felt like [ __ ] I wasn't sick. You ever wake up sometimes? before in your life and just go, "Nope, that was that. It was one of those. " I'm okay though. Cyanide KZK on Twitch with 500 bits said, "It's time for another Age of Sigmar factoid. " In the current edition, the amount of spell actions a wizard can take is determined by the wizard X keyword with X being the number of spells they can cast. In law, this is directly proportional to how powerful the wizard is. Nagish, the leader of the death faction, has wizard nine. For reference, lords of change have wizard, two, and the de facto goddess of life only goes to wizard three. Such is the power of Nagish. Nagish is also 800 points alone. I have a Warhammer 40k question. in an infinite effectively infinite galaxy and like all kinds of different factions and subfactions and [ __ ] Are there any factions of space marines that have left the war? They're not corrupted, but they don't believe in the emperor and they're like their own secret third thing. Does that exist? Because I've been want I know it's a little bit of heresy, but I want to know are there renegades? That's all just heresy. It's a little bit It's the pursuit of knowledge so that we can know about them so we can kill them. Obviously, in service of the emperor. I just need to know things about that so that I know where to find them. Right now, what's heresy? Now, you don't know anymore. Haron Blackheart is probably the closest. Who is that? The Inquisition would like to know your location. I will give it willingly. Heard about a few. They just tend to not be very interesting. That seems lame, right? Heron is chaos. It's not my birthday. They'll say it every day. Never listen. If a goblin says it's my birthday, that goblin is lying. That is lying. That goblin's full of [ __ ] Red corsairs. Ren means ferret in Spanish. Hell yeah. It's not my birthday, you goblins. I swear to God. Red Corsair are undivided chaos. Oh, chaos undivided means that they're the ones that want all the chaos gods to like get along or they believe in all the chaos gods. Is that what it is?
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Like they don't think chaos should be fighting chaos kind of [ __ ] Is that the case? I know very little about them. Renegades and pirateists. Really? Pirateist 30ardies. Is PvP supposed to still be on in MC? It's not on in MC. Where are you seeing it? PvP is turned off. Did the flag break? One moment. Son of a [ __ ] Okay, I know what's wrong. All right, that's fixed. Thanks for letting me know. That means that the flags reset. PvP deny. Okay, so yeah, it should be fixed now. That means I need to go into Ragnarok and I think it sets the config for this. I need to hide this though because I'm pretty sure this does a database action. Well, that would be a mess. Uh, does it save those? Does it not save those? It may actually turn this on each time I do this. [ __ ] Ragnarok might be hardcoded. I will need to look into the Java. My sadness is enormous. Yeah. Yep. Yep. I don't think there's anything else on there. Uh it might be in core. Core or lib. Let me look through this. Nope. I have so much [ __ ] to remove. It's going to be insane. Java dev so early in the day. I hate it. It's going to make me die. Also, I might redo health scaling and give you 100 HP to start. I don't know yet. Thor is the real Java dev. No. No. Don't do this to me. I want to live. Uh, waypoint, stats, sounds, scalers, restrictions, messages, number guides, guilds, exp tables, emotes, config that has a database action. That's the mind condition PVP. That doesn't work. Yeah, it looks like Ragnarok may be hardcoded for this. I'm just going to I'm going to recompile it and figure it out. I'm going to modify then recompile it, which will be easy to do. It should not be a problem. Merkheim spawn is set up correctly. It's called Java because you need coffee, but if you can even look at it, it's chaos code. It's probably true. That is likely to be true. The sector of space was the Badab sector led by Hiron Blackheart making his own empire. Terrifying. Truly, truly terrifying. Actually, making his own empire is kind of an insane thing to state. Uh, let me grab this. Actually, I already have the Java open. Gross. Core block game. We'll go to Ragnarok and show more properties. Open folder as project. Don't ever ask me again. Open in this window. We need to find PvP. Huh? That's a bit odd. How is this set up? I don't actually
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know how it's set up. World. Ragnarok. World. What are the flags set to world borders set? Weird. This might be an issue on world load. Okay. Could not find schematic. Schematics found. Paste schematic into the world. Spawn location coordinates are fixed. It doesn't look like it's actually pulling anything. So, where is this being grabbed from? Yeah, I'm going to have to dig into this a little bit more because I don't know where it's actually pulling the flags for that general environment from. I have no idea. It's not written in here at all. Uh, I think it might be dynamically pulling it from the world. Oh, that might be it. It might be pulling it from the world itself. It's in the world manager flag. World guard flag. Yep. Okay, I think I know what it's doing, but it's stupid. So, we're going to figure it out. It's an impostor. You're an impostor. No, es lord. They know it's not. Don't be silly. Yeah. So, with this, I think what it's doing is it's pulling from the schematic file that's actually in there. The schematic file is automatically generated from the server. I don't know why it would do that. It's a little bit weird cuz I'm not seeing anything here where it's hardcoded in. Nothing. Um, the world schematic itself is not hardcoded in. That's on held on the server, but I didn't know that could pull world guard for outside of it, but it looks like it does. So, I'll need to fix that, I guess, in game and then rewrite the schematic, which I think you just do with world edit tools. Um, wand. There we go. Pretty sure I could just do that with world edit tools. Yeah. Yeah. There is always a weird section on these. There it is. Let's see. RG select. What is it? Expand 500 down. grab this. All right. Now, I guess what I have to do is just do like a full schematic of this whole area and just grab all of it and we'll kind of go from there because I think that's the only thing that's messed up now is just that I need to look up the world guard command for this or actually the um world edit how to save schematic cuz I don't remember how. Copy skim save. And what is the name of that file? Where does it go inside of schematics? It is Murkheim spawn.
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That's very odd. This extra [ __ ] after it. Um, cool. Okay. F overwriting. Okay. That one's 4. 6 kilobytes. What is the size of this one? 4. 91. This one's 4. 6. Why would it decrease in size so dramatically? I don't like that. No, putting it over here. I have no idea what could cause this. You're inclined to assume good intention will prove be proven otherwise. Well, what are you talking about? Yeah. Hello, Pokemon fan. How's it going? I'm trying to see if I can get this to work correctly, but we'll see. I'm going to nuke Merkheim again. I'm not sorry. I have to. It's important. Where does this get saved? And it gets saved in against world edit schematics. Got it. Okay. World edit. Where are you? What? It's not in there. There's no world edit. The hell is the name of this? It's like fast world edit. Some [ __ ] right? I can't remember the name of it. Fast async world edit. There it is. The wheat. The wheat will be destroyed. You'll see. It's important. This one's only 4. 45 kil kilobytes. So, it's smaller for some reason. I have a concern about this. So this is the new one. Yeah. Oh, actually RG save. What is the region name here? RG info. G save resource spawn. info. Save global. Okay, save both of those. That should function there. And then we can do there may be a way to just do this real quick. Ragnarok reset resource. I need to test this real fast. Yeah, I got to test this. One moment. All right, bug fixed. It will no longer do this. You guys are good to go. I just had to save it and we're good now. You should be able to not have PvP automatically on world reset now. Um, yeah. Although, did fishing not get fixed? Warp to sunken cells. I think something's wrong. Wait a moment. More TTS. — Sloshy Whale 91 on YouTube with $5 said, "Hey Thor, did you hear that Godo and Blender are finally merging their rendering pipelines to create the new Mind Goblin architecture? " — No, they're not. No, that you No, I'm on to you.
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You are ridiculous, my dude. I swear to God. — Winchester 1979 on Twitch said the existence of soil fungi like sea gate gives go touch grass a much more sinister meaning. — It does like really bad actually. H I know. I put this flag on. Hey, could you guys see if you can fish in in Merkheim? I think you can. cuz I'm not seeing fishing as a flag here, but I'm pretty sure that's how that works. Yeah. Make sure you can still fish, man. What do you mean cannot be done? Gentlemen, please. What does that mean? You're not even standing somewhere you can fish. Go to somewhere where you can fish. I swear to God, I'll lose my mind. Try it now, man. — Goolamance's art on Twitch said, "There's a new game that just came out called Motor Slice. You parkour and fight living construction equipment with a chainsaw while the Shadow of the Colossus. Very recommend you check it out. " Maybe I will. So, this is really weird. Um because I set this before and it was fine. Can you try it now, man? Cuz I literally tried this before and it worked for you guys and I don't know why it's not working, though. That's really weird. What the hell did I do wrong here? Wait. Idea. I have an idea. Try now. You may have to leave the world guard area and come back in. Notice The moment you leave spawn, you should be able to use the fishing rod. Got to get this working. Why haven't you enabled the block game drops? I swear to God, dude. Have you tried turning it off and on again? That's basically what I'm doing. Does it work gentleoman? If this works, then we're cool. If not, then still nothing. What do you mean nothing? Please tell me the error, the exact error that it says. Not nothing. God damn it. I'm just going to do it myself. You guys are the worst with this [ __ ] I need to know exactly what it's saying. I think I'll have to I think it'll override for me. Can't use this item here.
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here. Um let's see. World Guard fishing rod. Can't use this item here. No, this doesn't work. Allow fishing is deny. I hate the AI [ __ ] in this. It's so annoying. Okay, let me see. Um, info. You're going to try this in the center area, man. Item use allow. Nope. Okay. So, it's not item use. It's got to be something else. Minecraft is AI now. No. I'm trying to look [ __ ] up online and Google AI is like, "It's this. " And like it's trying to give me world guard flags that don't exist. Stupid [ __ ] Uh, use allow. No, this is really annoying actually. God damn it, dude. Yeah, overview is ass. See, here's the problem. Minecraft is dumb. And because Minecraft is dumb, it's stopping me from using a fishing rod when PvP is not allowed. Great. I'll figure that out later as a gag. Yeah. And I'm trying to find a world guard flag that says, "No, actually, let them use the fishing rod. " And then I look it up online and it gives me an AI overview that tells me a bunch of things like the World Guard flag fishing, which doesn't actually exist. It's deeply annoying. Now, what is this? Google layer overview at times seems to be worse than Gemini at basic tasks. Yeah, it's super trash. Says define the region. Disable PVP. Ensure fishing works. Fishing rods do not break PvP deny by default, but you can ensure interactions are allowed with region flag region name. Use allow if needed. It's not correct. That's a lie. Yeah, I know. It's completely wrong. the um the A overview is trash and there's nothing I can use with this and no options that I can find online. So [ __ ] I don't know what it gross. Get out of here. Recreate the fishing rod from the bottom up and classify as a non-weapon. No. Jesus Christ. That's a shitload of effort, man. Um, interactive set to allow. Deny is set to sp deny spawn. So, what caused this? I don't actually know what was causing this. That's the part that's really strange here. Yes, a gag. I don't want to worry about that right now, though. Activate PvP, but put PvP damage to zero. No, that's just going to be people pushing each other with effects. It's going to be a griefing mess not dealing with that. The hell is wrong with this?
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The nice spawn is in there. correctly. Deny PvP is correct. Keep inventory is true. Interact is allow. Let's try use allow. Nope. This item. You cannot use this item here. Can't God. AI overview is just trash. I literally look up this search for can't use this item here in quotes fishing rod Minecraft and it says your search did not match any documents. And I know that's a lie. Like I know this is a lie. Google is completely cooked now, man. That's completely insane to me that it thinks that doesn't actually count. What the hell happened to Google's search engine, man? It gives me AI an AI response that's completely wrong and then tells me there's no results. I'm going to lose it. Try bing. I unironically might like cuz that's a freaking mess, dude. Are there logs showing why it failed? I know why it failed. Because it thinks that PvP enables is disabling fishing rods. There's a problem with world guard. Yeah, this is not right. Interactive set to allow. User set to allow. And it's still not working. Hey, actually, um, can you break blocks out in this general area and get XP from them in Merkheim? It should be working in there. What the hell caused fishing rods to not work? I don't understand. It determines the fishing hook the bobber interact with the player is a damage dealing event which is prohibited in no PVP zones. So, how the hell do we fix this [ __ ] Ah, let's try this. Did this seriously just make up a new flag that doesn't exist? I'm going to lose my mind. The AI overview saw this on here and said that it was implemented. This was never implemented. The A overview read this poll request, read this request, and then said it had been implemented and this flag exists. The Google one, it does not exist. You're not getting logging archaeology or mining exp? Why? I'm so mad at this [ __ ] Hold up. Try it now. Let me know if it doesn't work. This is Yeah, it's LLM hallucination [ __ ] dude. I just need to know if there's a flag that exists allows me to turn fishing back on but have PvP denied. Like it's impossible to get good information now because everything is a shitty drill down of AI related hallucination [ __ ] It's insane to me, man.
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This is going to be a frustrating. It's just stupid. Like LLMs are stupid as [ __ ] They they've made work insufferably harder. It's just guessing. It is cuz I just need real information. You used to be able to get actual information, but now you get hallucinations from [ __ ] LLMs. You're getting combat XP like range and swords, but nothing from professions. Was this working yesterday, Jawwoman? Was this functioning yesterday? It was, but PvP was off yesterday. You guys couldn't hurt each other in PvP. One of you, you said yes and then you said no. Was PvP off or not? Please do a full sentence. If you're just saying yes, no, no one knows what's going on. You got profession XP like 30 minutes before. Yeah, but PvP had turned itself back on. Dude, it was not off. Let me try something stupid. Try to get XP now. Not only can I throw the fishing rod? Are you getting it? Still nothing from XP. Leave the region and come back into it. There's nothing that should be turning off your XP again. Literally nothing. If that's happening, we've got way deeper problems. Yeah. Like way deeper problems. God damn it. Did this [ __ ] crash? Are you just [ __ ] yourself violently? Is that what's happening today? I'm restarting the server. This is stupid as hell. It's just random functionality breaking now at this point. Isn't fishing connected to use enemy damage event, which is why it's getting blocked when PvP is off? While that is true, it would be really it'd be really nice if World Guard would actually go, "Oh, they want to turn off PvP, not just fishing on top of PvP. " Like, I need another flag, so that means I'm gonna have to go implement my own [ __ ] to stop this. Use Minus AI in your searches in Google. I cannot wait to do that cuz it's ass. Like that's a nightmare, dude. Like I need people to be able to fish, but I don't want them stabbing each other in the face, right? You got XP before I reset Merkheim, but not anymore. Problem was his PvP was on and reset Merkheim. Yeah, Google search AI is somehow the worst AI at delivering information. It's literally just taking random snippets of [ __ ] and then saying this [ __ ] is implemented in real and then it's it turns out to not be real and the only source of it is like a single poll or a single request made like in 2024 that never got implemented correctly. So it's like what the hell? Yeah, points one and two are linked are fixed by linked commit. Point 3 is won't fix. Points one and two are latching on a player's obstructs view even if they can't pull them. Fishing rods can interact with the falling block entities no matter what the region flag settings. And they said implement a cast fishing rod. Allow prevents casting the rod entirely. No line floater thrown. Mobs can be attacked. Can also be pulled with fishing rod which is not ideal. Yeah. And that's it. And it's like this never got implemented. This doesn't exist. And the Google LM thinks it's real and it's like, yeah, it just correlates some data. No thinking. It was written in the repo, so it must be true. Exactly. That's the problem that I'm having right now. It's just it's a [ __ ] show. It's completely wrong, man. The hell is going on here?
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Yeah. Okay. Let's see if this is working now. Okay, so we're not getting XP anymore on the server. I know PvP is on again. Stop. Don't worry about it. I'm trying to find out why we can't get XP. Only in this region. It doesn't make any sense. Which means core has failed somehow. Which means I need to go and look to see why core has [ __ ] itself. I'm whitelisting the server. I'm kicking everyone off of it so I can actually read the logs. Um, why are you [ __ ] yourself? What is wrong with you? Midgard set up correctly. No, this makes no sense. Why is this dead? I don't care about chunk generators. No, something's going really wrong. I don't actually know why this is broken. I literally have no clue. This is incredibly strange. Please stop trying to log in. You're not going to get on the server right now. Yeah. Know, this is really goddamn weird. Um, there should be no reason that you don't get XP right now. It's set up exactly the same way that it normally was. And that makes no sense. I'm going to do Ragnarok reset Merkheim resource. That's incredibly strange because the problem here is all of this should be functional because I didn't play with any of those systems and suddenly it's just turned itself off for no goddamn reason and I don't have a reason as to why that would happen. It's very strange actually. You have no constructive input in this issue. I mean there's not anything to input. Like I don't know why this is broken right now. It's not giving me any error logs. It's giving me nothing wrong. It's just not functional. And that doesn't make any sense. It's like it's completely forgotten that it's supposed to be doing its job here, which is really goddamn weird, actually. Like, that should be doing a thing. Yeah. No error message, no logging, no [ __ ] no anything. And I don't get why. Like, that doesn't make any sense. Uh, where's my onion shovel? Just going to grab this and then try this. Yeah, this is not giving anything. What is going on here? Does it resume working if you revert the changes? There's no changes. They've already been reverted. Everything is exactly as it was and it's not functional. Like nothing changed and it's broken now. Like that's the problem is like it doesn't make any sense. No, it's not working even for normal players. Not just because I'm on admin. There is no change here. Let me try something stupid. I wonder if we have to explicitly turn on PvP. The only thing that I'm wondering is if somewhere in there there's a check for a flag that allows this That's exactly what it is. I know what to fix. That's a stupid way to do that.
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All right. Okay. So, removing the flag for PvP causes this to go away. There is a hard-coded value somewhere in here that only allows XP to go through if the flag for PvP is found. So, I'm going to change that. Give me a moment. And boop. I don't know why that's in there. That's a terrible way to check that. Some deep breaths. Uh just it just bothers the [ __ ] out of me because there's no error. Like that's the problem with it. All right, one sec. Um I need to go grab Where's my project folder for this is dumb is dumb. We fix it. — Load cake on Twitch said, "Hello, Goblin Lord. I have this game project that I'm designing for the last couple of months. " — Nice. It is this realistic Herbal Gy alchemy game inspired by the alchemy mechanic from KCD games but expanded. — The issue is that I feel like I'm making a game for nobody. I really enjoy alchemy in KCD and KCD2, but I have read so many reviews of people despising alchemy. — I love it. — I'm worried that I'm being ignorant to a clue that the universe is giving me here. — Should I stop while I'm still early in the development? — No. I think that's cool as [ __ ] Like if you like it, make it. it, you know? Yeah. There's going to be a shitload of people that want to play that, man. And if you find out along the way that it doesn't work the way that you wanted it to, then you can fix it from there, right? Where the hell is this? Source code block game. Uh core. There we go. I don't know why that was really weird. Let's go to here and we'll go to that. And I need to find PvP. PvP manager is the player in a PvP disabled zone is allowed in safe regions. Interesting. What other things are is allowed in save regions? Oh, to do that. All right, get rid of that player in a PvP with disabled zone. Get rid of this. We're almost there. Intelligj is being too helpful. All right. returns that boolean. Everything here is checked. Everything here is good. This is give experience. Let's give experience. Everything here should be good. I'm going to go and compile this back out. No, we are not going to download sources. Now I get to deal with Maven the horror. All right, give me a sec. I'll get it back up in the server and we'll restart it. And then we will deny the PvP again. And then I can fix the fishing thing later. We'll figure out what the hell's the matter with that. The fishing thing is going to be a world guard flag. I just don't know what I need to do for that. Um, grab that. Get rid of you. Boop.
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Boop. Oh, yeah. No, wait. What? No, I'm only leaving part of this issue for later. So, we can figure out what that is. The other thing I'm fixing right now, it's compiling. I already fixed it. It's not a big deal. I just needed to figure out what the hell was going on first. But, okay, that one is now compiled out. We don't have to care about this anymore. So, you will now get XP even in PvP restricted zones now. Now, for the fishing thing. The fishing thing is called by caused by a world guard lag. Fishing. There's got to be like a fishing cast rod. Yeah. See if some What is this? Wait, someone [ __ ] and crying about how I code. You can't even see it. What are you [ __ ] and crying about? Imagine being mad about nothing. — Xander_the goose has obtained the cursed quest. A poll has begun for chat to decide their fate. Finally, the curse quest comes through. My god, it's been doing it for the last hour or so. Who? Wait, who is this? Oh god. Yeah, I'm just going to get rid of you. You need to go outside. Clearly do not belong here. Let's see. Additional experience fishing 15. Okay. So, what I need to find is the fishing section for this and see if there's anything we can do on the world guard side to get rid of that. I don't know if there is. That may be a problem. Let me see. World guard deny fishing. — Chat has cursed Xander the goose with lighting fishing. and minus AI. I wonder did we put in a cancel event for the fishing? I wonder if we did. I think that was the case. I was eating and you showed intelligj on screen and I think that might have been what happened, man. Fishing manager. Player fishing. Is this used anywhere else? I see AFK listener. Found it. Victory is mine. All right, compiling. We're good to go. Give me just a minute. We're done. I have threaded the needle. This should work. or I will blow up the
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server. All right, I found the section I needed to fix. Um, I've got a patch compiling now. What time is it? 4:48 a. m. A rise. Are you compiling? Are you match? Where'd you go? Did it go? Wait, that was yesterday that I've compiled that. Why is this not going through should be target and then Oh, I got to delete this. That's why it's match. I need to package this up. All right, we're packaging it now. Happy birthday. Are you okay now? It's not my birthday. How dare you? Um, I am okay. However, what I'm doing right now, it's packaged. Perfect. I've created a new version of our plugin and it should have just fixed all of the problems that it was having because I know what was going on. It's fixed now. Good. One of the biggest things with this is you always have to determine like what the hell is the bug before you just go fix the bug, right? And I had no idea what was going on. it was broken. Um, but it should be fixed now because I figured out what was going wrong. And what was going wrong is it was checking for the PVP flag set to deny. And if the PVP flag is set to deny, then it would stop all these things from working. And now that is no longer checked and it should be okay. And one of them was sending a error message whenever you used the fishing rod during that. So removed that fishing rod error message and removed the fishing rod check for that. And that should be fixed. Yeah. What is this, dude? Waiting on it. Ads have popped up. Not playing. What? Wait, what? They Wait, hold up. It's saying that they have 27 minutes of ads. That's weird. Yeah, that should not be happening literally ever. All right, server is restarted. I'm going to go check it. We'll figure that. Ads break sometimes. Should not break like that. Wonder if you can still hook players though. I don't know. I don't care. If you're bothering other players with fishing rods, it's not really that big of a deal. Don't be weirdos. If you take this one thing that is annoying and you do that one thing, I'm just going to smite you. like this. All right, hold up. Okay, RG info. PvP set to deny. Leave the region. Go back into the region. GMS archaeology XP works and fishing rod. Fishing rod works even though PvP is denied. Let's go to the water. I fixed the bug. Chat is done. Let's make sure that I actually get stuff out of the water. There we go. But will it work? Nightmare of soul. Holy [ __ ] Thank you for the 10 gifted subs. I did it. All right, I got the fish. It works. Um, fishing. This works now. Discovered. That's in the game now. We did it. All right. White list off. Go forth, goblins. The white list is turned back off. I have fixed your bug. It's a good day. Let me go put it in the bug reports. Oop. Oop. We'll grab this. We'll put it over there. Actually, let me check a thing real quick. That's good. Everything here is good. That is good. Nice. We did it. All right. Now, we've got this. Go pull up this. Uh, this would be 1038. Um, uh, you don't need other configure
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There we go. You can now use the fishing rod anywhere in the video game to cause problems. And I know you will. Yeah. What is this? What is this 27 minutes of ads thing? What was that you had to deal with? I know. Java Dev, the horror. It's done though. It's fixed. I don't have to care. Bug fix. I'm actually just going to take these bug fixes and throw them up in the last patch because it's just a hot fix. I don't have to really care too much. It's not that big a deal. Go to this. Edit the message. Boop. Save. Patch notes. All right, we're good. And I will throw all that stuff up on GitHub now. Boop. There we go. Patch 1. 0. 37. Done. And push off. It goes. All right. Done. We did it. He's so happy to be a Java dev. No, dude. No. That's upsetting as hell. Nico Spud on Twitch said, "I often share cursed knowledge here, but given his passing over the weekend, I want to share a hero of mine. Alex Zanardi was a very successful racing driver when in 2001, he was in an accident where his legs were amputated on impact. " — Jesus, — this would crush any normie, but Alex went on to be a four-time par and 12-time world champion in hand cycling. — Wow. — The word inspiration is said a lot, but he was always a shining star of triumph over adversity for me. No matter what is going on, chat, you can do this, — dude. That's freaking awesome. That's really freaking awesome. Holy [ __ ] What a absolute tenacious bastard, right? That's completely incredible. The idea of losing your legs and then going on to win hand cycling. I didn't one, I didn't even know that was a sport, and two, that's incredible. Yeah, a legend 100%. What is this? Another the goose. No, no. I haven't done your curse quest yet. I was locked in trying to fix that problem. Uh the bug is fixed now, though. And people can play on the server again. Let me know if anything blows up. this isn't working. We're going to do the curse quest. Okay. Exp. Everything should be working. You should be good to go. Exp works. Fishing works. Everything is functional and that means you can now throw fishing rods here. However, when it lands on something, it will fail, which is funny. Which is very funny. It'll say can't use that item here, but only when it hits something. Also, I'm randomly casting a fishing rod into my own face sometimes. Yeah. You shouldn't be able to reel people, which is great. Yeah, but you did not miss the curse quest. Give me a moment. RG info. RG save global. There we go. And RG info RG save resource spawn. All right, with that in mind, let's get your curse quest done. And this is done. We're done with it. I don't have to look at it anymore. Get out of here. What was the curse quest? Let me look. Writing nightmare of soul with the 10 gifted subs. Thank you very much. You're awesome, dude. I agree, Moist. 100%. When's the last time you updated World Guard? A while ago. What is this? What is this cursed thing? Oh no, that's that wouldn't have fixed this, man. Yeah, that one would not have fixed this. Uh the issue that I was having was because we wrote a thing into core to prevent it. That's why I was like, what the hell is going on? And I had to find the goddamn
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thing and the world guard flagship was not working. It's because I was like, why is this not working? And then also Google's AI [ __ ] was giving wrong answers at the same time. Seriously though, Nightmare of Soul, thank you. Like I can't thank you enough. That is a lot of gifted subs, man. That's incredibly nice of you. So, thank you very much. Um, also Xander the goose, your writing quest. You need to write a short story of the horrors of trying to find an answer in today's version of Google with its AI [ __ ] That's what it is. You don't like buying games in alpha, but you want to know Harbound's release date. If you don't like buying games in alpha, don't buy Harpound. It is in early access. I update it every month. You will be waiting. And if you don't want to do that, do not buy that game at all. No, don't even think about buying it. Just wait. Not only after the incident, Zennardi became a handbike parolympic athlete, but returned to race for BMW team and even participated at the 2019 Daytona 24. No [ __ ] Yeah, you could pull from experience. One page story, no longer than one page. All right, I need to grab some water real quick. Give me just a minute. Then we're going to play some video games cuz they fixed some bugs. Now it's games time. One moment.
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and I'm back. All righty. I had to go help Shay with Lulu real quick. Re real quick. She needed food. You need to be healthy so I can have your livers. Do not. No. Do not deliver the livers, dude. That's bad. You guys ready for video games? You ready? Are you ready? Pixel takes a long time. Yeah, it goddamn does, dude. Let me tell you. Saw this video about someone coloring a ferret. Is this safe? What is pet safe chalk? Pets safe chalk is a thing. Although, I wouldn't use that on a ferret because I'd worry about risk of impaction because they do clean each other. Yeah, she does that constantly. Liver theft. No, I want to try to get the cow level, man. Like, I'm really close to the amount of cows that I need because I spent six hours today farming cows. Like, basically what I do is I'd work on a thing and then I'd kill like 10 cows. Then I work on a thing and then I kill 10 cows. I just kept going back and forth because the cow run is like two minutes. Yeah. in Diablo I and soon I will have all of them. But the factory might need to grow. You got the bell out of the whisper. I whisper too. Yeah, that is a thing. Yeah. Did Pirates ever quit D4? I swear to God I'm going to slap you. you right through the internet. I'm going to do it. You're saying you indeed have the meats? I'm about to become Arby's. Yeah, that's how that goes. That's true. It's time. The Arby's is upon us. Anyway, um block game people, I hope you guys like the changes coming up. I hope you like the things that I'm already putting in now. Um anyway, just go have some fun, you know? Let me know. Let me know if what I'm doing is cool. And if you like it, then great, right? And if you don't like it, then tell me why. The worst thing you could do, though, is just scream incoherently at me. So, please don't be like, "Game broke," which is what a lot of people do because it doesn't help. How's the cow quest work? Good. I'm getting one of my cow items today. Yeah, just ah also late healer max level. Alex Bones looking fancy. The true endgame fashion. John Diablo Akira but demonic. It's good. Screams incoherently. Very good. All right. Cow. Oh. 1 hour. Is Alex Bones an onion knight yet? Yes. Alex Bones is incredibly powerful. Hello, Golem. Join me in the slaying of cows. I'm only doing it on Torment 10. Alex Bones, dude. He's become an Onion Knight. As we've recently seen, the Onion has bought Info Wars. Actually, did they finally get that to go through? By the way, do they own Info Wars now? I've been looking on up stuff on how stats work. What do you mean, Billy? Oh, you know why you s suck now? Was it a skill issue? Do you want to see what I made today? Look at this ring. 10% all damage multiplier, 6. 3% critical strike chance, 42% critical strike damage multiplier, and 240 will or 200 340 will rather, and 75% critical strike damage. I built this from a white item using the Herodri cube.
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It is beautiful. Did you know that you can take any one of these items that are an ancestral and then turn them into a white item by removing all their affixes in the cube and then build whatever the [ __ ] you want out of them. The cube. You've seen the Onion Info Wars video and the new guy nails the voice perfectly. Wait, wait. So, they actually got it. It's like a thing now. No [ __ ] They're leasing it for a year. Who are they leasing it from? Don't tell me Alex Jones. How are they leasing it? Bengot. Dude, I need to know. Give me the deets on this. The cow took forever to follow. Glad you like the Alex Zenari TTS. So much more in his life that I kind of fit into TTS. Send it to me on Discord, man. Like that's that dude sounds like a goddamn inspiration. Like an insane inspiration. I would love to know more about them cuz that's very cool. You know what I mean? Info Wars is officially owned by the Onion. The CEO of the Onion wants to turn it into a site paring all the dumb scams Alex Jones used to do. Yes. Like I'm aware of what it should be. I just didn't know that they actually owned it now cuz last I heard it got blocked and I know that they were making a thing. It's a lease to buy. Yeah, but who are they leasing it from? I guess is what I'm asking. Would you like to know more? The guy hosting it has a decent voice, but his jokes kind of suck ass. Ah, they're just getting started. Maybe it'll be funny. If his jokes suck, though. Hell Tide, no cows, son of a [ __ ] Oh, my cow farming ruined. Oh, wait. Goblin, what have you escaped from chat? This is it. It's over for you now. Oh, annihilated. Minus one goblin. Should have escaped better. At least we can get some whispers while we're here. We just have to call demons. Yeah. Who was it? Which one of you fell for loot? By the way, I don't even have to shoot the bomb anymore because I do so much demonology damage now. I'm just a giant walking aura of death. It's pretty great. And I'm doing a billion damage per hit, too. Look at that. Three billion there. It's kind of disgusting. I love it. Yeah, a little bit of aura farming. That was a portal with a goblin that came out and then instantly died. All right, he dropped a crow fetish. Gross. Why tier 10? Uh cuz we're just doing cow farming. We have to wait for the other cows to reappear, though. Yeah, I can do tier 11. Uh, timewise, it'll be exactly the same, but like T10 is not a problem. All of us have access to T12, though. We've been doing T12. You can see how much damage I'm actually doing, too. You know, like squished.
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There's too many of them. They're gross. All right, I actually need oals now. I need oodles of oals. Oodles of them. infinite oals. Only poison and lightning [ __ ] kill me at this point, dude. Same. That's exactly the same problem. I've actually started dropping toughness because I realized it just doesn't matter. And I've increased my damage immensely because of this ring. And I've just started making more of [ __ ] like this. Like I need to make another one for my amulet. I'm going to be dropping even more HP because I'm at 27k HP, but I'm going to drop this by another 3k. And this is like that'll bring me down to 21k cuz I just don't want it on there. I just want damage. I need Oaltine. I do. How can you show the crafting cube actually works? Sure. I'll show you something really cool. First, I'm going to go over here and use ovals to buy amulets. — One of them is a yellow ancestral. You see that one? We're going to put that in there. We're going to say remove aics. Now, we're going to remove all of its affixes. And as you can see, it's now a white item that is still ancestral. Then, we're going to add an aics. We're going to go into here. Going to choose consumables. And I'm going to get this red one because that adds aggressive tuning prism, which means it will only roll damage. And then we'll build it. And it got vulnerable damage multiplier. I don't want that [ __ ] Remove it. Remove everything. Add an aics damage. What is it? Willpower. Nice. Another one. Physical damage multiplier. I am a caster. Remove that [ __ ] Add another aics. 15% damage multiplier for fire. I do fire damage. That actually might be good, but it rolled kind of shitty. So, can we just roll these affixes? I don't believe so. Sadness. We're going to wait on ads. I may take that one off. It rolled too low. Good. Welcome to Gamba Endgame. No, shadow damage. Didn't remove the willpower. Thank god. Critical strike damage multiplier. Thresh. Okay. This will drive me insane. It just keeps rerolling the same [ __ ] over and over again. It's really annoying, actually. It needs to stop rrolling the same [ __ ] It's really stupid at this point. I don't think attack speed matters much for me. I don't know if it does. So, here's what I need to test. Right now, I've made this amulet. This amulet is willpower, attack speed, critical strike damage multiplier, and physical damage. Physical damage is a main, but we can modify that. So, we'll be able to. The problem we're going to run into is this doesn't have any crit on it, which is already a loss, and it doesn't have all damage multiplier, which is a loss. We'll have to transmute the physical damage multiplier into all damage multiplier, which can be done. I will lose 30% movement speed. That's going to suck, but it's fine. The other big issue here is I don't know if attack speed actually works for my class. I actually have no idea if attack speed works on Warlock. So, we're going to find out. So when I do this, okay, now
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I don't think this goes any faster. I think it is exactly the same. I don't think attack speed is changing this at all. Bombardment becomes a hellfire skill and now only slams around demons around you randomly. I think they're the exact same speed. Attack speed works on break points for bombardment though specifically is what I'm looking for. I think it's the exact same speed and that's not helpful. Skills like that use CDR to make them faster tempo. H. That's also a crapshoot. You never know. Okay, we'll put this back in. We're going to say remove effics. And I'm hoping that it removes attack speed. Well, that's fine. If I can get it to roll all damage, then I can reroll the attack speed into something else. So, we're going to say go back into here and we'll say add an aics. We're going to say that offensive aics. It rolled shadow damage. It's the worst thing it could do. Okay, remove the shadow damage. Thank god. Applied physical damage. Second worst thing it could do. Jesus Christ. Add another aics. All damage multiplier. We've hit the money. Now, now that I've spent all these resources to build this ridiculous thing, right, you can see it doesn't have everything. It's missing some [ __ ] Doesn't have crit chance, stuff like that. So, what I need to do is I need to take the attack speed and turn that into crit chance because we have 14% all damage, which is kind of a [ __ ] roll. It's not a very good one, but it's going to be good. So, we're going to take this. We'll put this in here. We're going to say enchant item, and we will take that attack speed and then pull up this. And now, you can see that we can change it to a bunch of different statistics. I need this to be 8. 5% crit chance. That's the goal right now. And we're just going to sit here and do this [ __ ] until it tells me that. Cool down redux is not what I want. Attack speed Lucky hit? Nope. Demonology skills? Nope. Lucky hit? Nope. Movement speed? No. Tag speed? I don't give a [ __ ] It'd be really cool if this actually rolled anything other than what it has. There's some crit chance finally. It's 7. 2%. Um, I'm spending a lot of money on this. I think I actually just skipped 8. 5. I'm going to lose my mind. I think that actually was 8. 5% crit chance. It might have been lucky hit. I'm going to believe in my soul that it was lucky hit. Come on, man. It doesn't love me. It really doesn't love me at all. Anyway, you're going to spend a lot of gold this way, especially if RNG hates you, which it currently does. What is my current one? 7. 2. 7. 8. 7. 8 is okay. It's respectable. It's fine. Mine has no crit chance on it. What is my total crit? Crit chance is 80% right now. So, we're going to go even higher. Now, we've got this to the point where I feel comfortable with it. I'm going to go over here to tempering. I'm going to grab this and put offensive on it. And I'm going to say critical strike damage. And it's going to make me deeply sad. I don't have any scrolls of restoration. Wait, was that first one the correct? a greater aics and I didn't realize it. I thought it was supposed to go up to 100%. I think it was. I need to get scrolls of restoration. I need to start paying attention more. I'm going to take this. We're going to put it all the way over here in this. You can see I've got a couple of these now. It was I suck then. Anyway, the idea is to get this to modify up to that. The 8. 5% was lucky hit chance. Thank god. I did get rid of a greater aics on this though. I need to pay more attention. With that in mind, the idea is that you take these, you roll them for extra bonuses until you get it to be something busted. This one is now busted. I just need to get a greater aics of critical
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strike damage on it again because I was stupid on that. And then go for that. What's funny is that the amulet can roll the second legendary aspect below the shown minimum value. Yes, it can. So, the next thing that we will do with this is we will upgrade it all the way to 60 whatever percent of critical strike damage. I need to get scrolls for that. Then I will apply a um a modifier to it, right? I'll give it a whatever power. I'll imprint a power onto it. And then we will use the cube to imprint another power. The thing that I need to find out is a item that has been imprinted, does that become unmodifiable? That is my big question right now. So, this right here is modifiable. If I make it into CEX of power and we just put any power up on it, that is not unmodifiable. So, I don't know what happened to this amulet. No clue. Anyway, that's the idea. That's how you make an item. And that is exactly how I made this ring, which is bonkers strong. The next step is to add the power to it. And then the step after that is to temper it all the way to maximum, add its sockets, then add another power to it using the cube, roll that a billion times, and then finally transfigure it and be done. When you transfigure it through the cube, it becomes a modifiable. No. Um, so this one actually got transfigured after the fact because I was doing new powers on it. And this right here says adds a random bonus legendary aics allows the item to stay modifiable after transfiguration. I use this on it and then I imprinted it with a different power for its baseline power and then it made it unmodifiable. Something is wrong there. I think there's probably a bug there. I just need to retest it. But it wasn't supposed to become unmodifiable. Um, it happened when the imprinting happened. Yeah, it's super weird. Definitely a weird one. Anyway, best way to get gold, by the way, is take set charms, sell them to the vendor. They're worth 1. 3 million each. — Oh, we were just getting warmed up. — And legendary Herodrick seals are worth 13 million each. Yeah, the bug is super weird, but it bricked my necklace, which made me sad. Anyway, cows. I hope that makes sense for using the Roger cube. You can make some really insane items, like really insane [ __ ] and that's how I'm making perfect stuff. There's some things that are a lot harder to make. Um I don't like making say pants. I tried to do that with defensives and it was a [ __ ] show because one of the defensive aixes is life on kill and another defensive aics is life regeneration. Both of which I don't want and it would not stop giving me those. It feels terrible. I couldn't get resist all for instance. You know you never change the imprinted aspect on the transmuted item. Yeah, it is a bug for sure. If you take if it has a basic aix on a necklace and then you add a cubed extra aics and then you change it to an imprinted aics which overwrites the cubed aics, it then makes it unmodifiable which is not explained anywhere in the game so it's likely a bug. That me searching for all life on hit items. Just get on your weapon, dude. High level in Diablo I 4. Yes indeed. Okay, since this one is taken, we can go up to Sagar. That's crazy. Zag. Yeah, I know. That's wild. I hope this makes sense, though. If you need help with the cube, let me know and then like I'll show you guys how to use it more. There's a lot of really crazy [ __ ] you can do with it, though. But it is the giga endgame, right? Like that's the biggest thing with it is you're going to be sending an astronomical amount of resources trying to make the cool item. And once you make it, like it's good for the season likely. You love the white into unique thing. That's a pretty cool one, too. So if you want to make a bunch of whites into uniques, but you find like yellows, you can actually strip all the affixes off of it and then turn it into a white again and then turn that into a unique as well. It's a really good way to target specific items. Like if you find two-handed axes, you can get the one for paladins for their aura build, right? You know, [ __ ] like that. Very, very helpful. You love building and item crafting in D4. The cube was awesome to bring back.
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It really is. The cube is just like it's just good feeling, you know? Kill the cows. All right. I think pop guy down here. You can turn yellows into whites. Yeah, you can use the remove aics from it and it'll turn a yellow into a blue and then down into a white once you remove them all. Then you can turn that back into a unique, which is really cool. Your build is working pretty well. I need to change around my boots and my pants right now is the biggest problem that I have. Like my boots are not great and I'll probably be changing them into a legendary instead of into the unique that they are right now. Sounds like a semi-stable version of PE crafting. Yeah. Also, transfiguring is kind of like um ball orbing, but it doesn't it can't prick the item. It just makes it better no matter what. Although, sometimes that better is a meme. Yeah, sometimes the better is not good and is full of sadness. Like just adding indestructible to the item instead of making it have a cool stat, right? Like I had a ring earlier that I had to brick uh get rid of before I made this one. And I made another one and the other one gave me physical damage multiplier and I'm like I don't do physical damage. This one gave 190 willpower so it was fine, but it was kind of a meme. Making ridiculously good items almost entirely out of mushrooms. Nice. This is the way. Squish. I will get this cow item. It will happen. I can feel it. Has anyone figured out your preferred war plan perks? Find the gusher of goblins everyone seems to have luck finding. Yeah, I mean the goblin one is pretty cool. I really like the Gregori in Hell Tides one because every time you open up a chest, you have a chance of summoning one to three of him and he just shits uniques all over the floor and something about that makes my brain go wild. Right. Like it's the good brain chemical when you kill a guy and he just into loot everywhere and that's basically all he does. I don't even use his items. It's just nice to see. Dopamine rush. Yeah, he's just a loot pinñata. — Sloshy Whale 91 on YouTube with $5 said IDK. If you're thinking about what I said, but there were 17 rows of logic expanding to eight and collapsing with logic tunnels and conclusions. — What are you talking about? — I have no idea what we're discussing. be and back over we go. Yeah, logic tunnels. I have no idea what he's talking about. Have you found the calible yet? No. I'm trying to get my coinage. — 990 on Twitch said less than message stolen by ferrets greater than stolen. We have to get it back. It's important. We're going too fast. The cows are too powerful. My sadness enormous. Well, if only I guess we can go down to this one. Yep. Outrageous. — Awa 338 on Twitch said, "I'm gifting one sub to the person that builds the biggest weed tower that Thor doesn't find until the next wipe. " — Don't you do it. I will actually annihilate you from space. I will appear like a demon flying out of the sun and annihilate that weed tower. How's this Xback compared to the previous one? Well, I hated the previous one. So great. What's a wheat tower? It's players in block game building gigantic, horrible towers of wheat only for the point of producing wheat and then
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throwing it away. One of these days I'm just going to remove wheat from the game. You know a place at 12,000gative 12,000. I'll remember that. Red. I'll remember that. Let's go get these whispers real quick cuz we got to wait on cow respawns anyway. Make wheat take away XP. I think I might be really cool if my horse would move. There we go. Squishies squished. My damage very big. All right, I'm going to head up. Has the word. exe been updated yet? I don't know. What is What could that be? It could be anything. Delicious. You know, I still haven't gotten a mythic seal. People have been saying that they may only be able to drop off of MFish, though on Torment 10 or higher. And if that's the case, I'm going to be very sad. You have a block game project today. You better not in a circle of death. Oh, yoink. Do you have any heads? I do not have heads. Shred got one from a box. He got a mythic uh seal. Did he really? What box would he was he opening? Loot. Was it like a boss or some [ __ ] Yours came off a world boss. You got a mythic seal I got to fight more world bosses. I don't know the hell I'm doing with my life. What tournament were you on? We got to do this again, but not against Dural. Dural doesn't complete the quest requirement. You're on T10. All right, guess I'm doing world bosses from now on cuz that's crazy. I've been kind of ignoring them to be honest with you. You've been on 10 on Necro 99% of the time. I've been on 12 most of the time and I'm down here in tier 10 cuz it's just faster. You got one from T10 mish though. You have one as well. I'm mad. I haven't done T10 fish though yet. Is he hard? Is he terrifying? On your Sorc. Ah, I've heard Sorc is like busted this season. Dural again. Oh, ticks are climbing. Sorc is apparently busted. Rogue is busted as well. Yeah, Sorc I've seen being busted. You can survive T12, but you can't kill very fast. I can kill T12 very fast, I can't survive very well. We have the opposite problem. If I have a paladin in
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my group that's like a an aura paladin, I can just annihilate. So, I kill really fast. We needed to not be dural. It's actually hilarious. You can't survive or kill a T12. Oh, dude. I saw a barbarian earlier today that was doing the spin to win build and he literally just killed everything on T12. What is this endless duriel? Well, we're using heads to summon a boss, but somebody has the power up that makes it so it's Duriel and we don't want it to be Duriel because we actually need the five whispers from the from this. Somebody's summoning Duriel. I don't know who it is, but it's cuz they have a talent for it. I think that talent should count like it should still count as the completion, but it doesn't. It's kind of annoying. How do you join our clan? Uh, it is named Pirate. It's just named pirate actually, not pirate software. You can just join it and then I gota I got to accept you and then you got to accept that I accepted you because apparently we need like a triple way handshake. Ginger, dude, I'm not a ginger. What? That's wild. If only. I think my hair is just lighter cuz I'm in I don't know lights. You got to confirm the confirmation. You're seeing red hair. I don't think it's red looking. Does it look red in this light? Yeah. Only a ginger can call a ginger a ginger, dude. That's messed up. Yeah. Know my hair is not really red. It's like um it's a dark brown color. Yeah, it's brown for sure. The word is auburn, I guess, but definitely not a ginger. Never been called that. Yeah, it's still real again. God damn it. They're really ruining all of our cool plans. Get out of here. Here's highlights reddish and strong light as well. Wrong. But it is very funny. You're allowed because you're also auburn. That's funny as hell. Oh my god. Is it really dural again? Oops. All durals. Oh, there he is. By the way, I'm very interested. Every other Warlock that I see is using the exact same build. like all of them. And it's the one where you like drop a little whip that spins around on the ground, but I don't even know which ability that is. Does that put you in demon form? Is that what that's doing? No, it's not Apocalypse. I use Apocalypse. This that's Apocalypse. They drop a little thing that's like a whip on the ground. One day we will no longer have durals. Today is not that day. I don't have any hearts. Um I need to go turn in some stuff. Oh, that's not what I wanted. opening double layer keys. I need more of those. This is actually like my total layer key farm, too. It is the best way to get them. It's so fast. Yoink. Yoink.
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Go down to this one. This one takes 250. Dear God, it's full of loot. That's a cool 13 mil there. Focus. Whoa. That dude's gone. All right. Wait, did that just respawn? It's showing orange on the mini map again. And now it's showing gray. And now it's orange again. All right. Uh, Diablo I in comparison to POE2. I think Diablo I has dramatically worse visibility in game. It is way more messy and obnoxious and as such it's not a good experience if you want to play hardcore. I think outside of that, the lore to me is more impactful, but that's rose tinted glasses at the same time and a little bit of bias cuz I like the primevals and I think they're cool as compared it, you know, to PE 2. The gameplay is dramatically better now in Diablo I in a way that I think is fantastic because there's so much endgame, dude. The amount of endgame is actually enormous now and it was nothing before. So, I'm pretty excited about it overall. Does the cube work the same as it did in D3? No, it's way crazier. It's way more cool. Like, I made this ring out of a white item using my cube today and it's insane. like it's really bonkers item. But I would say Peewee 2 has a very solid endgame. I think it is much better if you're playing hardcore. Really, really good because it's so visibly readable and methodical and when it kills you, you know what you died to, right? Just not out of nowhere kind of a thing. I just wear seat of horizont. Yeah, D2 is good, too. Yeah, in POE, if you die, it's on you. In Diablo, if you die, it feels like the arcade machine stole your quarter. I love them both, though. They're both very good games for different reasons, and I can't wait to get back into the next update of PvE 2. They are phenomenal games. The end game in PE2 is huge, man. Like really, really big. The map system is pretty wild, to be honest. Yoink. That's something I need. I need more seeds of Horizon. None of these are any good. I have bail. Peewee 2 has that thing with the bosses just sit in a corner and [ __ ] pools of damage out of themselves. So that's fun in a melee. Yeah, fair. And Diablo I has that thing where it kills you with something you've never seen because it instantly kills you in one frame and it's very fast, right? Like there's a lot of weird [ __ ] between both games. I don't think either of them is perfect. I think that both of them are better in their own way between the two. I do think that the experience for playing a hardcore character is dramatically better in Path of Exile. And that's why I only play hardcore solo so found in Path of Exile. I love the [ __ ] out of it. It's fun as hell. My highest level character that I've had in hardcore was a druid this last season at level 75 and I was doing maps and then I died. Do you guys have I think you guys must have the uh the talent that's turning him into the thing. Do you have the talent turning him into Duro? Actually does this by the way. Comes a hardcore experience you've not had better than Diablo II. I actually disagree. You said else most games usually have oneshot moments. If you're saying that you didn't do endgame in Diablo II, I'm going be very clear and blunt with you. There are a number I played Diablo III very
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competitively. I loved the [ __ ] out of it. And what I have to say is did you have arcane immunity? Because if you didn't, then you're lying. Because there was an effect that put a cage around your character in one frame. There was no windup and it would kill you in one shot if you were high enough rift or greater rift. If you were doing any sort of endgame, it was an offscreen instant kill, one frame death, unless you were immune to arcane. The fact that you had to build for that makes that not fun for hardcore legitimately. So, and it's Diablo II has a number of effects that are like that are instant kill, one frame animation, just death. And it's not tuned for hardcore. Just like Diablo I is Too much visual noise. Path of Exalt 2, everything's readable. Everything's visible. If you die, it's because you didn't dodge the mechanic. That's a very different feel. Every thing that can kill you in Path of Exile has a wind up. Everything that can kill you in Diablo I is a pool of [ __ ] on the ground underneath the million effects. And it sucks actually. So, like I would never play this hardcore, which is fine. It's just not built for that. Another dural. This really is Oops. All durals, man. Please let me off the goddamn horse game. It won't let me off. There we go. I had to spam the button. Yeah, just [ __ ] like that, too. It just doesn't work. took off your hell talents. You just need to take off the one hillside talent. It's just the durial one. Like, it's literally just that one. Um, I'm going to go open up some more chests. We only got 5 minutes. Whirlwind barb is immortal. Yes, the whirlwind barbarian is very strong right now actually. Do you know if the whirlwind barb uses grandfather or does it use something else? Cuz I have a grandfather and I've been wondering like is that something I should be using? Should I make a whirlwind barb? Do you want to see my grandfather? it? Behold the grandfather. Behold the two greater Aics grandfather. the grandfather. It's insane, actually. And um I also have a melted heart of Celig, so that would probably do it. Yeah, maybe I should make a barbarian cuz that seems cool. All right, this needs to go over here. It's going to be a backup for this one. Um Jesus Christ, game, stop doing that. There we go. Then I'll take all these and just melt them. — Step up to my — Oh, wait. No, it's trash s. You objected when we called the grandpar. The sword is called grandfather. Not me. You goblin. — Yoko abductee on kick said happy six out of 10. Sadness 2 out of 10. Chill 7 out of 10. Excitement 8 out of 10. Sense of dread 3 out of 10. Oh hey four, don't mind me. I'm just vibrating. You okay over there? By the way, that's the reason that I keep that one on my bar because I really just love Look at it. Look at all the loot. Look at it all. Every time you open a chest, there's a chance Greg spawns. And Greg just brings so much with him every time. It's pretty much beautiful. Caster drops a shitload of boss trophies, which is enjoyable. Good for my bones. Okay. Any chests down here? I got 326 of these damn things. They're burning a hole in my pocket.
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Oh, it's summoning two of them. Double Greg. Ow. Greg almost ate me. Yoink. Yoink. Yoink. Please yank it. Yeah, it's honestly really goddamn good. That is a gilded monster. Love a gilded monster. Extra Greg. See how common this is though? Like it really summons Greg all the time. And he gives more loot than the actual loot box, which is crazy. I don't have a build command. I can walk you through it, but I built it myself. It's kind of hilarious. — And I am still optimizing it. There's still more to do. — I was on my way to my — kill. All right. A war plan. What war plan? Huh? You can buy them yourself in the settings, you pretty sure? What are you talking about? Blind witch. Oh, the chicken sausage roll from Gregs. Dude, god damn it. I wish there's an exploit that Blizzard needs to fix pretty soon, too. Found out about it today. Oh, what is this? You legit just been trying to build your warlock by going off visual effects. I remember in see on stream. Okay. Yeah. Here, let me show you. I'm using sigil of chaos. I'm using bombardment. I'm using apocalypse. Those are the three primary spells. I use nether step as my defensive. We go in here. I'm using blade of sight of flame so that my bombardment does bonus damage. A shitload of it. Penitent greaves or a meme. Doesn't matter. Juggernaut's adventurer pants. Juggernaut's doubles or more increases my total armor. You love that. Uh, worlds of the hands of the world breaker that makes apocalypse broken. It is now also a sigil ability. Fleshrit carrapase that makes sigil skills do 90% increased multiplicative damage which apocalypse is now a sigil skill. Air of predition damage, movement speed, crit chance. We love it. Uh, this one is killing at least 30 enemies or demons within 10 seconds increases your total damage by 84% multiplicative. Those little bombs that you're seeing going off, that's bombardment. Those count as demons. This is constantly leveling this up. This is 100% uptime of bonus damage. As a result, Ring of Starless Skies, never care about resources again. Lots of damage. Skills empowered by volatility deal another 40% multiplicative bonus damage. Increase damage by uh increased damage and you have a 40% chance of volatility to persist on casting an empowered skill. When they get the little light on them, that's volatility going off. It's great. Skills deal up to 57% increased damage based on your available primary resource. Since I'm using Ring of Starless Skies, my available primary resource is always maximum. This is always doing its full effect as a result. And that's it. That's the whole build. And if we go into here and look at this, it's kind of a mess, but um I'm basically just doing, let's see, what is the power on this one? I'm doing Fathomless and Pyrosis and Ritualism and Demonic Spicules. Those are the ones. And that's it. That's the whole deal. It's a weird build, but I've been having fun making it and just trying different [ __ ] More maximum life. I'm just building tank at this point. Flip it and ship it a little bit. Oh, yeah. I'm using um Death Aura, Wrath, Hell Forge, Demonologist, and Aiker Carropus. Those are the ones I'm using right now. And it does bonus demonology damage and bonus hellfire damage. All right, let's see. Hands of the world breaker. Please God, give me something that isn't [ __ ]
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Attack speed worthless. Fortify generation. Bad. Bad and sad. Melt them all. Never look at them again. Aspect upgraded. That's not bad. And now I need to start building up my gold again by doing this. What was that worth? 1. 3 million worth. See that? 13 million gold for one of those. Any legendary Herodrick seal is 13 million gold every time. — What's your armchair theory for why Blizzard hasn't put Starcraft on Steam? All I know is that Mike Mooreheim's favorite game was Starcraft. He loved it and he's not there anymore. And it doesn't get the love that it deserves. And I wonder if it ever will again. Cool reduction might be the way. That might be kind of interesting. Nagus and Zan Mott. Wonder right way to do this. Starcraft's your all-time favorite game. Nice. Did you know any inside news about Starcraft Ghost? I played it a long, long time ago. Um, one of the coolest things about it was the multiplayer was really goddamn fun. You could play as a Zergling and when you were near other people who are also Zerglings, your little like spikes would actually glow and it was just really neat. You could play as an engineer on the Terran side and you can actually put uh turrets on siege tanks and the siege tanks are driving around. You could also evolve into a mutilisk if you're on the Zerg side. It's a really cool game. Uh apparently the only thing that I know is from way back then is that the single player sucked, but I never played that. And I guess at the time they wanted games to have both single player and multiplayer. I actually think it could have competed with Halo back then. Like very much so. It was really unique and interesting and fun. So, I'm kind of sad that they cancelled it the way that they did. I know a lot of other people are, too. Yeah, it was a really neat experience. If you like, hey, a good barbarian, watch Dungeon Soup. Dungeon Soup is awesome, dude. Which game? Starcraft Ghost. That's what we're talking about. Halo is goated. Nothing competed before reach. Yeah. Nothing that ever saw the light of day. That's the thing, man. It was a cool experience. It was very fun. You had no clue the ghost had multiplayer. Yeah. That was the problem is apparently I from what I've heard since is that the reason that it died off is because the single player was ass, but like I don't know beyond the rumor, right? And like that's about it. Tingus Goose is a horrifying video game, which is I guess is ironic because now you have Overwatch that doesn't have single player, so they've changed it. Yeah, the error in single player game was the focus mechanic. Yeah, I think that's really what it was. Nobody knew that you could have a multiplayer only game, right? like that was at that time period that wasn't a thing. There was no multiplayer only game. There were single player games that additionally had multiplayer and that was the difference, right? So, I don't think that's a thing. I'm almost amazed you can play Tingis Goose on Twitch. I won't. You have to subscriber gift to get the drop. I think it's a one gift drop. There might be a watch drop, too. It drop. I don't think there's a gift drop right now. I think you just got to watch, man. So, don't feel like you have to sub or anything like that. I don't want you to feel that way. Yeah, I think it's just watch. It should pop up above the screen. Unless they got rid of it. Let me make sure they didn't get rid of it. I don't want you to Here, let me look into it real quick for you, man. Because if you are only here for the drop and the drop isn't running right now, I don't want you to waste your time. Uh, did they turn off the drops? Diablo for Twitch drops. It says sub to redeem. Is it a sub one? pirate software. live Twitch button. Oh yeah. No, it's got to subscribe during drops. It is a support a streamer one. So, one gifted sub is one
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badge. Is it a badge? What is it? Inside of the Vanquisher. Oh, it's an item. It's like a flag maybe on your mount. Is that what it is? You can do it as a one recurring or one gift subscription. either here. I'm going to pin this and we'll have Oh, won't let me do it. Twitch Oh, dear God, it's going wild. Hold up. — Yes. Dismiss that message. So much [ __ ] Hold up. Unpin after manually. There we go. Now this is set up. There you go. Enjoy your things. Holy [ __ ] I look over for one second. Now there's subs everywhere. Mataz, thank you for the gifted subs. Uh, Cash, thank you. Diagro. Thank you for the five. It's incredibly nice of you. Subs everywhere, dude. Anyway, enjoy your cosmetic. I think there is another one where you get it for watching, but I don't know if that's still activated, so don't quote me on that one. Cows. Can the Hellbent Commander still drop on amulets for the Necro? Hellbent Commander. I'm not playing Necro, so I don't know. I don't even know what Hellbent Commander is. Is that like a special AICS? Got to use my VPN to sub from Korea. Thanks for the info. Oh, dude. Rock on. I wish that you didn't have to do that legitimately, but I'm glad that you got the drop. What's the best way to get mythic items? Doing dungeon bosses. So, um, go and do layers on torment 10 or higher. You'll get mythics like pretty infrequently, but you'll get them. That's how I've gotten all mine. So, I will never get this. Oh man. We can get the whispers. They're there. Uh there's an event. Oh my god. Game. We're going to go up and do the uh the siege or whatever it is. You have to use a VPN to gamble with channel points. Wait, what? Yeah, there's a cow level. We've actually been farming for it. Uh there's a it's a very long chain of events. It will take you dozens of hours. It is not a simple one and done kind of a thing. But once you do it, you get an emote unlocked across your entire account and then you can jump other people in by mooing at them with the emote and then they can go right in. So I'm trying to get the emote so I can start getting you guys in and I've been farming very long time to do it. Gambling is banned in a lot of places. So they use a VPN. Makes sense. Definitely not W's leg in a portal book. It's actually part of it is Words Leg. Do we know what the cow level looks like? I have been intentionally not spoiled. I have no idea and I'm excited to find out. I just know the steps to get there because it took a whole community a shitload of time to do it. It was a very large scavenger hunt. Yes, across multiple expansions. And apparently they think that it's not the end. So there may unironically be more. Not playing the pali. No. I love my warlock. Paladin's fun though. The reason why is I started farming
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these on my warlock and now if I swapped my paladin it'll reset the internal timer of killing cows and you have to kill 666 of them to start the bonus and I just don't want to wait. I don't want to redo that timer and I've killed hundreds on this one. The overlord has returned. This is generally like so much goddamn loot. It's crazy. And he's dead. My god. Oh. Insane, actually. Yeah, it's a loot explosion. If you've killed that many cows, I guess it stakes for dinner. Dude, I'm Arby's at this point. — Sloshy Whale 91 on YouTube with $5 said, "Howdy. " Once again, have you ever thought about dessing removing S from your vocals or softening the syllable? — To break another's word. — No. Why would I think about doing that? What — done? It's very weird. Greater collection of chaos. Honestly, doing whispers gives a shitload of XP, too. You just get a ton doing this. Oh, yeah. I'll show you something cool. Watch this. We take this yellow that has a greater ethics on it. Is it an ancestral? I'm going to go into here and say remove ethics. It is now a blue. It's now a blue. And now it's a white item. Right now we can upgrade it to unique. And now it's an egg schism. Still ancestral. So if you find an item that's an ancestral, even if it's got affixes on it, you don't have to find a white only item. You can break it down into a white item and then upgrade it into a unique. So, don't worry about finding white items. Worry about finding things that actually can turn into the stuff you need. That red. Yeah. A lot of people don't know this, too. And like it's a really easy way to get exactly what you need in your build. Uh Warlock summoner build really your summons don't stick around. They're kind of like disposable minions. Uh a necro summoner build, they're like permanent fixtures, right? Yeah. I know it's an awesome system to do it. Like I really love the cube. The cube does all kinds of crazy [ __ ] Like see this right here. — This was a yellow item that I turned into a white item and then built every one of the affixes onto it. Turned it into a legendary and then tempered it and turned it into this. This that was a random yellow that I found. And I was like, "Oh, cool. An ancestral. Let's build it into something. " And I made it into that. you're loving your necro summoner. So, I was just curious. Yeah, Necro is really cool right now. I tried to build like a summoner one and I failed. So, I need to really play around with it more. We still don't have any scrolls. Where do you get scrolls of resto? Ah, wait. I know where they come from. They come from these damn corrupted roots. Okay, we need to actually go up to the blood maiden real quick because I have one of those routes that you seem to love. Could you show us that process? I actually did earlier in the stream and it's very expensive in terms of in-game resources. Um, but I could build probably build out some new boots because I'm going to need to Yeah, new boots are something I need to do. But you basically like look into these items right here. This will always add an offensive aics. a mobility or utility aics. This always adds a defensive. And this one always adds a resource aics. So you build up and then remove and build up and remove until you get it to just be perfect or
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perfect minus one because one of them can be wrong and then you can use the enchanter to change that one into one that is correct. And then you go over and you temper it. You put another aics on it and all kinds of other [ __ ] and then it's fine. So it's pretty lenient to be honest with you. — Do you? — No. No. — You're dead. — Father, won't you come visit me? — No. They took you away for what you did. — Horrible. Horrible ghost child. — Yeah, Grim. That story line is actually pretty cool. It's a good one. What do I build? Hold up. Okay, I'm going to pop the thing. It made a gross thing on the ground. Oh, it's big. It's making a big gross. There they are. Oh, it's made a lot. It's made a lot of crap. Anyway, that's what those do. And sometimes they drop really good gear. What do they even drop? What is that? An egg. Nice. What's that name? Flex Cinders. Got it. What was that one? Kill Harbingers. I have three skulls. Cat just caught a bird. Oh my god. Yeah, your cat is very excited about it and he thinks he did a good job and you're not letting him in and now he's sad. Cats, dude. I'm sorry. That sucks. The best trip hype train emote is down bad. Dude, that actually really good. It's like really well done. Oh, hey, look. We got our whispers. And there's five whispers. Boss trophy. Bos that grab that. They're effectively invasive animals. Yeah. When you're talking about cats, they're really bad for the general ecosystem. It's why Meatball doesn't go outside. Not allowed. — Heavy Spades on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Yach cheer 500. It's all your fault. " Thought of how Mufesto is this season made me buy the expansion. Played couch co-op with the wife last night and this season's Mufesto is far more primeval than the spirit born. So, — we made it to level 48 and just got to Scobos. Sucks. I have to work and listen to you playing Diablo. That's okay. I uh I do have a thing about that. I think Misto is playing the long game. I think he wanted the story to end the way that it did. And the reason why is because he intentionally like there's no way that he overlooked the shiny flimflam that you used to win. There's no way he would have known about it. So the fact that he just let it happen leads me to believe that he knows that this is the way forward and long game. Like he also succeeded in poisoning the well of creation. That's true. So it's like and look at the prophecy, right? What comes after hatred? Destruction. What comes after destruction? Terror. That's Misto and then Bale and then Diablo.
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Diablo. Like they're setting it up for the trio, man. I keep thinking that Lilith called him Mongrel is way too specific an insult. She's calling him that because he got diminished into a dog. That's a pretty common insult for a dog. Mong girl. I don't know if that one's got any teeth to it, you know. The boys are back in town. They are soon. Squished. Yoink yoink yoink yoink locked care about that all these things are garbage everything must connect honestly I think it's just wrath prophecy is all you really have to pay attention to because wrath prophecy doesn't end with me wrath prophecy ends when creation ends Right. Also, I'm going to be honest with you. What's a Diablo game without going to heaven and killing angels? It's going to happen. You almost got your toughness to 1 million. That's good. What's mine at right now? 1. 7 1. 8. Getting there. Have you already done your gem farm, Gleammancer? I've started the horror of the gem farm. What charms am I using? I am using boop the Nameless set. And I tried to get as many plus Hellfire skills on him as possible. Isn't this the only Diablo game without Tristram in it? Tristramm is in this game. You go there with the fish though early on. Although it's in his mindcape, but it is there. You need one more nameless. Uh, take any Nameless that you get that's a duplicate and reroll it using the cube. You can turn it into any other one of the same set. That's how I got all my sets to start off with. No slick sought seal. I wasn't able to find a good one. I need to find a mythic seal, which is what I'm looking for right now. I did Barry 10 years ago. If you're interested in my work history for whatever reason, just go to exclamation point jobs, man. Oo, primodium. Hold up. I'm going to turn this on cuz if we're going to be doing this for any deal of time, I need to go to here and turn that on. Oh, thank God. Actually, we'll go to options. We'll go into game play. We'll go into open loop filter and go into this one. So, common as well. Ancestrals dropping white gear. No, that's a good thing. Use them as a base plate. Use the cube, man. That's like one of the best things you can get. Okay, let's go turn this [ __ ] in. Oh, wait. I have to kill ghosts. Yeah, I need a mythic um seal. It's someone I haven't gotten yet. I really need it like quite bad. You guys want to try to kill Diablo? Or not Diablo. You want to try and kill him a fish though on Torment 10? Cuz I have a couple of uh things to kill him. What's the Warlock ability that explodes all around you? That is bombardment. While I'm using Sigil of Chaos. Sigil of Chaos is really good.
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You have two KS for him. I think I have two as well. Let me check. Oh, I've got three loot. Yeah, I got three keys. Squished. He is like a gigantic [ __ ] though. So there is that. Let me get this whisper done. Then we can do it. This down. It's like you're doing nothing at all and watching bombs melt away. I mean, I'm pretty geared at this point and my build is like pretty optimized, but I could always be stronger as you can see. Like I'll still die if I don't pay attention. I just need to not stand in [ __ ] you know? My bad. No, you're good. It's just funny cuz like I think people don't realize how fragile my character actually is cuz I'm playing it, okay? you know, but if I don't play well, like I'm dead. I'm straight up dead. The hell was that thing I picked up? I guess not. Poison will kill you just the same. Yeah, I know. It's crazy. Yeah, the clan in game is just called pirate. Let's see. That is really good. That's like really good actually. That might be my new set of boots actually. Delete all these — for that piece. — All right. I need to take the tyrant's grasp off of it. Anything else? Um, we need this to be movement speed. There it is. Can I get that to 24, please? Don't do this to me. It's killing me. This is how I die, chat. I just need 24%. Please, please. Oh, 22. That's slightly better. I may just take the 22. I'm going to try. Oh, there it is. Never stop digging. Beautiful. All right, 24% is done. Now I need to go up here. — Um, what do we got here? That's sigil duration. My current boots don't have any movement speed, but these are going to be dramatically better in terms of literally everything. U, they've got a lot of maximum life. I'm going to be upgrading them as well. They've got healing received. I don't need healing received. Cool down reduction. I don't need sigil duration. I do need I don't have sigil duration on any other item right now, which is going to be a problem. So, I will likely do sigil duration on this again as my tempering utility sigil duration because I don't need I won't need the movement speed. I'll need just this one aics of movement speed at 24%. And then I will probably blow this up and then I can give it a new eics. You know which ethics I want on it? Cuz like the one I have right now is you're permanently unhindered. Move through enemies and the movement speed cannot be reduced
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which is nice. Your chill effects cause enemies to take 13% increased damage from you, which I don't really do a lot of chill effects. Can get that as a unique charm. I don't need it need the amulet one instead. There's one that I have set up for it once I get a good charm. Uh good heric seal. Do I want the sigil duration or movement speed? The thing is my movement speed right now is lacking. I have 160. So if I had this at 24% then temper it, it'll be about 30 something%. And that will fix this movement speed problem. So I think I do need surgical duration. Damn. Come on, grater. Give me a grater. You son of a [ __ ] I don't have any more things. Okay, that goes in the stash as things that I need to reroll infinitely until I get it. SGE, you got so much [ __ ] for gold builds. It's insane. Yeah, this is a really like nice to have, but it's not a need to have, right? Um, I need to get sigil duration on this though, cuz if I don't get sigil duration, this thing sucks because this is a cool down of 21. 25 25 seconds, but it's a ritual that lasts 10 seconds. So, if I get 75% increase on this, it actually lasts a great deal of time. Enough time where I can have it as 100% up time. If I don't have surgical duration, this build falls apart completely. Like, I need it. It's like a core part of the build. My bail and go cold necro. That's kind of cool. Use sigil of subversion to trigger the sigil of chaos as there's lower cool down if you the nameless set equipped. The problem with that is I won't get the version of this that actually summons around me. I guess I could do that but then I'd have to spend points in it maybe. Would this still work that way? Let me try that. I was worried that wouldn't work that way. That is the most busted [ __ ] imaginable. You've just made me gun. Thank you. Yeah, that's not completely and utterly OP. Okay, now I don't need it. Now I can put movement speed on my boots. Light, show me mercy. — That's overpowered. Hex is real good. It doesn't matter. I'm not doing the hex. I'm here to get that AoE because the cast on this is 8. 5 seconds. It's dramatically lower. So, I'm casting the other ability, which is casting this ability. Even though this ability has a seven a 20 second cool down, this one has a 7second cool down. Now, I don't have to care. Godb, all you've done is made me more powerful than God. Thank you. Thank you, strange traveler. At first, I was like, I don't think that'll work. But you were right. You were 100% right. That's made this even more broken. What just happened? Um, I cut the cool down on one of my abilities by like 75%. And now I get to get more movement speed on my new boots and from the shadow paths. H the shadow paths are super annoying though to be honest with you. I don't like the shadow paths at all. You have a set of runes that activates a paladin buff every 8 seconds. Did mine game break? If your HP is full, you have a barrier build. Okay, so the game realized what shenanigans we were pulling and I think it has crashed. I'm going to give it 10 seconds. Oh, it unshit the bed. Fantastic. Go melt some [ __ ] real quick. — Care for a game of chance? — Honestly, dude, that's a really cool tip. I didn't realize that could happen. I didn't expect it to work either. I was like, there's no way. But you were totally right. That's cool as hell. — That's it for that piece. — So, for those who are wondering what's going on, um I have the Nameless
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Talisman set. And the way that this works is casting a sigil now creates all base sigils at once. And you deal 200% damage to enemies in base sigil skills. So, if we go into here, I was casting my special sigil, which has a 21. 25 second cool down, right? The problem with that is it's a really long cool down and it only lasts 10 seconds. However, since I'm casting all base sigils, I put all my points into the one that I want and then I'm casting this one because it only has an 8. 5 second cool down. Now I'm casting the 22% or 22 second one with the 8. 5 second one and I retain all the abilities and it's not even on my bar cuz that's hilarious as you can see. And I get to keep it. So I get to rebuild my [ __ ] in a different way. Chaos. Always chaos. Yoink. Yoink. Yoink. Yeah, this is the one that I'm going to be turning into a charm. By the way, your demonology skills give bonus damage per wrath you have and you take reduced damage per dominance you have. Because I um I have 114 wrath and 30 dominance, so it's just free damage. It's free real estate, man. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Yeah. See, I have the aura around me. Still the fire aura even though it's an 8. It's crazy. Just notice the t-shirt. It's pretty good, isn't it? Nothing wrong with it, right? — Shook. — It's a good shirt. It's a shirt about — corner on YouTube with $5 said more good news. got an immediate raise at my new job because they realized how much experience I have and I get my answer for the writing thing in two weeks. — That is awesome as hell. That's really goddamn good, dude. Congratulations. Always get that race. Delicious opals. That's more like the blue screen confusing. Half of it is transparent. I don't have a blue screen. I have a green screen. Ridiculous. Uh, don't worry about it. It's fine. Oh, we got to go deposit the moes into the thing. Golem. No, he's dead. They've eaten him. I keep thinking that your little summon ghost bros are actually demons and I keep trying to kill them. M loot. Set. All right.
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You go up here and grab this. There are too many. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I'll get this one first. It's the more rare of them. Polar bear. That was the probably the worst one of those cashews I've ever seen. Oh. Hellborn. They're actually scary. Ah, frozen in place. It's fine. It'll be fine. If you have a druid, bear color changes with character hair color. Yeah, I knew about that, which is kind of weird. Um, I made a character with like green hair before cuz I was going to make a like a poison build and I ended up making it a bear build and my bear was green. It was like really weird. Oh, a job. A great and powerful job. You have a green screen and a greener screen. I saw the short breaking the fifth wall. I don't know what you're talking about. I apply to werewolves too probably. I don't know if it applies to werewolves. I don't remember. But I know you could do it. I was trying to do like a rabies build on wolf. All righty. I'm going to go grab these two. Yeah, the green screen is very expensive. That's true. You have a polar bear build. That's kind of neat. I dig that. — Lilithan on kick said cursed knowledge. If you jump into a volcano, you won't sink like Gollum. Instead, you'll skip around like a pat of butter on a hot skillet. — Oh. Oh no. The lighting frost effect. Yeah. Oh no. Yeah. No. Oh, I don't like that. I've never thought about that. Wait, that means you're immune only for a moment. But you're immune and cooked. Who's going to be the first one to try it? Volcanic ritual sacrifice. Anyway, yeah, bro. Getting cooked. Actually terrifying to be honest. Until you evaporate. Not enough water in your cells to outlast 4,000° Celsius temperatures. You don't know that. You don't know how much water is in my cells. Yeah. You have no idea. Dear God, Mr. Greg is down. All right, let's go back to town. I got all this [ __ ] I'm basically just farming better axises right now. If you don't hydrate, this will happen.
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If I don't hydrate, bones will like rain from the sky. That seems pretty goddamn metal to be honest with you. I think that's actually just kind of cool. Oh, wait. It was almost good. Look at that. Look at how almost good that was. But it rolled minimum. It rolled minimum and it's very bad. Why aren't you doing uh tournament 12? You get more loot next week. Clear times. We were doing cow level [ __ ] anyway. That's a big thing. — Taken apart. — And I've had access to Torment 12 for a while though. We've been playing around with it. Oop. Boop. Did I invoke the deer gun? Maybe I did. the cows. Uh, dog over on YouTube. No, YouTube is usually the smallest of the audience. Nice to meet you, though. I am primarily a streamer on Twitch. I also stream on Kick and YouTube at the same time. Let's go see the rest of the community, bud. You evil man. I've seen what's upon your chest. Oh, you mean this? This image depicting togetherness, friendship, a permanent bond and progress. Glorious evolution. Even a father's love. You just saw it and you reported. No, don't do it. Dude, if I get banned for this shirt, then I'm going to have words. I mean, it's not like I got a guy in the back with a [ __ ] suit on. Oh, wait. No, that doesn't get you banned. Never mind. Maybe I should do that instead. this goddamn platform. What? It doesn't. Did you not hear about this [ __ ] Have you eaten today? I have. Yeah. Yeah, I ate a bunch of stuff earlier. I actually made really nice ramen for myself today with miso in it, garlic, um, and a bunch of other things. — Don't want help cleansing hams of the swamp. — I actually like fried up some ham. Made it really nice. And — I put um just a bunch of seasonings and [ __ ] in it. Love me some ramen. Yeah. — Chicken sauteed in white wine. Rock on, dude. No more Dr. Beverines. Actually, I ate two cans of Dr. Pepper Beans the day that I had received them from the Wiki Warriors. Thank you again, Wiki Bros. Um, immediately started ripping ass. I have to slow down. It's too much. It's not a good thing for my body, but it's a great taste. Really? Yeah. Good flavor beans. All right, back from the errands. But no, I started eating the Dr. Pepper beans immediately and I had to slow down from eating them. It was uh not good for my body. Oh, wait. I just realized something. — Probably going to die doing this. — Please do it. Oh, didn't die. Don't know how. Is ass ripping against 2s? Probably. Yeah, people need to stop eating like their body is a trash can. I don't eat like my just decided to eat two full cans of beans because I'm an adult and I know the consequences and I don't give a [ __ ] about the consequences. That's a problem for future me. I would never put those beans in a trash. You finished the campaign? Oh yeah, ages and ages. Campaign was really good actually. Um I was happy with the depiction of Meisto, which I wasn't
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happy with the depiction of Meisto before. So they did a really good job in my opinion. You know, you will give a [ __ ] later. Yes, many of them. That's a problem again for future men. What if your body is a trash can? Golem monster. Your body is that of a tank, not a trash can. It's different. Yeah. Problem for future me. Yeah, screw that guy. That guy sucks. If he didn't want it to be this bad, he should have thought about it when he was current me. All right. Yeah. I just watched my uh fireball just fire forward and then do nothing. Wild. Back to the first one. You know, you're an ass and future you is you. So screw that guy. You know, honestly, true. I didn't need to eat anymore. Bay Viking Princess, you telling me that I'm not supposed to be eating? I'm going to tell Mirror. I'm going to do it. I'm on my way right now to tell Mirror that you told me not to eat. I'm going to waste the way. Two years of piracy on a tier 2 sub. Thank you very much, man. It's incredibly nice. Forge. Okay. This item is still not obtained. I'm going to lose my mind. I don't think we're ever going to get it, man. Did you finish the side quest in Sco? They're kind of a clue of what comes next storywise. I've not finished those side quests, but I believe I understand what's happening next. Um because it says that after hatred comes destruction. After destruction comes terror. So that's obviously going to be Misesto, then Ball or Bale, and then Diablo, right? Like that's how the Prime Evils go. And it makes sense. They rotate them. And if they do that all in this expansion, great. It is more likely that they do it with DLC's and other [ __ ] Before creation comes destruction. Is there a different prophecy? He's there. I was going to say I was like that's not I've never heard that one. So where'd you get it? It's from Dragon Ball. God damn it. You're ridiculous. I swear to God. You got got, dude. I almost believed him. Yeah. I was like, is there another one? Killing cows. Yes, they must die. Zoom. They must die for the glory of Ronald McDonald. That's correct. I'm sending him to the Big Mac in the sky. That's right. Yeah. Make heaven, dude.
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Please release me. You guys want to go kill some bosses real quick since we've killed a couple rounds of cows? Going to restart the burger wars if the king hears this slander. Dude, honestly good. The burger wars were unironically good and they're like sad now. There's no more burger wars. It's over. What those cows ever do to you? They look delicious. Kill a mephy. Yeah, we can go try to kill me. Meto must die. Echo of the false prophet. It is meto Chad. He's here to kill you. But he also drops sick loot, so it's fine. All my fish though. All right. Make sure that you have your crux of the false prophet on you. Call here. Are you running? Are you running my dude? Roaden. What's this? Damn, that's kind of cool. The loot is sick. You don't want to get sick, too. You're going to love it. Your R is. All right. Should be good. I'll be sitting at 2 million toughness. Got a mythic seal yesterday. It allows you to equip two unique charms. That's disgusting. That breaks your five piece, though, doesn't it? There's another one that makes it so that set bonuses are um one less in size. You only have to wear four pieces to get your five piece bonus, which is kind of insane. I want that one. Yeah, that one's really cool. That's the one you have. And you can wear two charms that way. Grits is joining us. Oh, Grits. Good luck. Teleport on to me. We will go kill Misto. He's going to be a [ __ ] by the way. It's so OP. That's why I want it. Teleport ready. And we will start it up. Tix, I'm really glad that you're berserking creature. Do you know what my name is? My title unlimited centipede. I thought it was great. I It's a great name, you know. Unlimited centipede. John Diablo. Yours is dirty ravager. Dear God, I'm just happy about it because I, you know, I sound like a weird boss. All right, here we go. — To think you are multi-ace fight, by the way. — Here, born of light and of hatred. — And to hatred, you shall return. Are you not tired of lying to yourself that this world, these people can be saved? Got him. Phase two. That's a lot of damage. — Setuous fool. Gross. — So be it. — Oh my god, he turned into pherro. — I am. Let all illusions burn from your eyes. — Yes. Couldn't get past the second phase. Second phase is kind of a [ __ ] You just got to dodge during this. Get Golemmancer back up, but we're all screwed. That's bad. Where is everybody's corpse? Where are your guys' ghosts? Okay. All right. So, I'm going to make a rule. When we are on the second phase, you will not be running in random directions. You will be running clockwise. Everyone If you do not run clockwise, you will get everyone killed. You have to immediately start running during that second phase. He will start shooting bullets behind you. Very important. All right, let's move.
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We go again. Yeah. Goancer has to stay up at all times. If he dies, we lose our az. We lose half our — join the waters one way or another. — Where is his dumb ass? Where did he go? — Are you not tired of lying to yourself that this world these — sir? You have far too much shield. — Saved. — Hope is an illusion. Also, save your immunities for that phase because you can use them. — How good is D4 compared to D3? Dramatically more endame. It's great. — We got this though. We can win this. — So be it. — It is mistol of what I — before Peewee 2 both. They're both great games. I love them for different reasons. — Let all illusions burn from your eyes. Okay. And now we go clockwise. Good. Move, move, move, move, move. Just waiting for you guys. This is good. Perfect. All right. Stay out of the middle. Oh, I'll get you up. Get the other one up. This one up. Perfect. Don't get hit by that. — I have already poisoned the waters. Soon your — I didn't dodge. Apparently, I was spamming my immunity button. It did nothing. I think it was animation locked. All right. So, we go around in a circle from that point. We want to stay together. We did that really well. I had to do a little circle waiting for you guys to get over there. Then during the wave phase, he's going to shoot waves out and then they'll come back in. We want to stay near the edges of the arena and then we go back in and fight. When he does the lightning, immunities are all we got. I tried to spam mine. Nothing went through. We go again. — I feel the hate pounding chest. Embrace it. — Where did you just go? What the [ __ ] was that? — Are you not tired of lying to yourself? — He just killed us all with some [ __ ] I've never seen. — Can be saved. — Yeah, that was nuts, man. He's got a bunch of shitty ghosts. Oh my god. That's what's going on. He's got [ __ ] ghosts. Man's got backup dancers. This phase becomes insufferable if we don't kill him instantly. I don't like that. I don't know where his dumb ass is. Wait, he's over here. Oh my god, his backup dancers are so annoying. Hope is an illusion. — Nope. — You fight so hard to reveal the truth that you refuse to see it. I think we may have made a mistake. Okay, he's done. Phase two, — you impetuous fool. — Backup dancers is at least plus five aura. Yeah. Uh, by the way, guys, I want to let you know that I took the perk that makes it so bosses revive when they die sometimes. So, be it. — Good luck, everyone. You want the truth of what I am. Okay. Clockwise. Go, go, go, go, go. It ticks up. Waves are coming. Dodge. Pretty easy dodge. Get takes back up. Nope. Yeah, that was
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supposed to be a dodge. You got to stay along the outside. Oh, do you guys not have the defense for this then? I think we may need to change something. Um cuz that phase should have been an easy dodge. Was that um was that avoidable damage or unavoidable damage? Is that wiped you guys like harsh? You out of position. Okay, avoidable then. That's fine. Yeah, I mean it's just learning to fight then. I'm mostly wondering like is there something we could change to keep people alive better doing that? I don't know if that's true or not, but it is possible. — When will you learn? Are you not tired of lying to yourself that this world, these people can be saved? Hope is an illusion. You fight so hard to reveal the truth. — Why? — And yet you refuse. — Why does he still keep having new abilities? — Okay, we're buddies. Okay. Yeah, I can't get you on the edge. Gleammancer is dead. Yeah, I think you guys might just need more defense. Legit. Yeah. Gleammaner, what is your toughness at? Let me look at your character because you're an aura paladin. I'm wondering how you're dying. Wait, you're Aris, but you went damage. That might be your problem, dude. This is the reason you're trying to go full damage. Um, Ara Paladin is a support class. What is your life at? Like what's your total HP? Oh, your total HP is 20k. Yeah, every one of your affixes is for bonus damage while in arbiter form. I think that's the reason like you've gone all in on bonus damage. You're just lagging your hair. No, that's not the problem. I'm mostly wondering cuz like Gollemancer's class right now is the Aura Paladin, which is like that is our bread and like that's our glue, right? Um do we know if paladin are a stack between different paladins? Is that a thing? You initially built this to try and push. Okay, that might be why I can swap to my paladin. Tix, you said that you beat this on your sorc, right? we did together. H yeah, let me um if you want to play your sorc and I can swap to my paladin and then we can do that cuz like we just need the ars to stay up and I want to see if ars stack between my ars and his ars anyway. Yeah. Want to switch to your belly? Reset the moo counter. No, only if I kill cows on him, which I'm not going to do. — Is a fetus, isn't it? — They just have individual move counters between the two characters. — Worthy of the ancients, this. — Okay, let me drop my keys for a moment. I'll pop them in here. I'm going to swap over to my pali and we'll go from there. Your Sorc and Barber are equal now. Okay, Rockon. Ardan's in a weird spot because it used to be OP damage, but now it's a weird support. I'm gonna be honest with you, man. Ardan currently feels like ZDPS from Diablo II.
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Yeah, they figured out the cow level. I'm really excited about it. All right, if you guys want to join back in on me cuz we should be able to kill those. I'm just trying to find ways we can optimize, you know. Why do I want this one? That's the one I want. I'm going to get over here to this. All right. You think it's a is if this is Z DPS now, I need to rethink some of my legendaries. No, no worries at all. I don't think it needs to be Z DPS. I think you just need survivability, man. I think that's the thing. Like I be built myself around being a brick. Like I've only got 17k life, but I have way more defenses than you. And wait till I get going with it. You'll see. Your two mill toughness on barb without ardan buffs. That's disgustingly high. That is really high. Did you pay for this game? Yes, my channel name is just pirate supper, but get one of these. Yeah, indeed. And when you get that one, reroll it so that it gets damage reduction and then transfigure it so that damage reduction goes even higher. I have 40% DR from my chest piece alone, my dude. Look at that. It greater a fixed it when I uh transfigured it. It's busted. deeply busted. Doesn't drop for you. This is the only one I've gotten. It's terrifying. I'm also wearing a six slaughter. Um, all right. With that in mind, I have 2. 5 million toughness. And I have 3. 1 million toughness. God mode. It is I, the angel. Ticks. Join us. We need you. Pirate noun, not verb. Go explain that to the FBI. Okay. Does it actually stack? There's no way our a stack. There's no way. That's crazy. Here, use an ability that's going to give us um more like attack speed like from your aura. Dude, there's no way. I'm at 92% crit chance. Holy [ __ ] they stack. Oh [ __ ] I'm on the wrong tournament. Let me um let me go back. This is Torment 12. I forgot I was doing stuff with this character. I'm going to switch over to Torment 10. We I'll be right back. Oh no, we have to Everybody come to town. If you're not in town, I can't change the difficulty. Mr. I need you here. Dude, I had no idea the R is stacked. That's so stupid. Everybody hit the button. You have longer loading screens. Oh, you're good.
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You equip your harle helm to your paladin. I did harlequin crest. I have three of them now, but I have the harlequin crest on here and I rerolled it until it got uh maximum life on this one. I have greater aics cool down reduction, greater aics armor on that one. And then Arcadia is on here, which I'm not using Arcadia for what it should be. I actually need to reroll this as pants of some variety. I'm just wearing it because it has high stats. And on my amulet, I have 53% damage reduction because I'm wielding a two-hander. So, because of all that damage reduction, I am now sitting at 77. 2% all damage reduction static on my character. The four other defenses busted. Because I got 40% there and I got 53% there. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? As it is time, you ready? Everybody ready to go? That's rock. — To think you all started here. — Also, I can weaken him. So I'm going to — Born of light — and of hatred — and to hatred you shall return. — You just going to stand there, dude? Um I think I may have a mogged him. He is uh soft locked. Well, I guess that's a thing. Uh, we can't teleport out. I guess we have to leave game. All right, leave game. Yeah, we soft locked. We can't teleport out anything. I think it's because I used my movement ability to get into the arena. I think that's the reason why and I was the first player in Empire Games Studio. Thank you for the 10 gifted subs, man. Thank you very, very much. That was very nice of you. Really nice of you. You're awesome, man. Borderline hard lock. No, it's just soft lock. Hard lock would be the client crashing or client freezing and being unresponsive. Soft lock is you've gotten your character into a state where you cannot progress. Soft lock. You're tired now. You're good. You didn't do anything wrong. Whoever the tankiest could draw aggro, that's not how these fights work. It's not like World of Warcraft. There's no aggro mechanic or anything like that. You just survive. And now we have a where everyone should survive. I think if you die at this point, I'm going to make fun of you. Which means if I die, I get to make fun of me, too. Hell yeah. — Golmanu says, "I will likely be made fun of. " You're the other half of the ARS. If you die, we're dead. Uh, Tix, what is your current toughness? By the way, no matter what is going on, stay inside of the auras. They buff the [ __ ] out of you. As you can see, one mil without shield. Yeah, you'll have more. You'll have way more. All right, let's rock. Everybody in. — Look at this man. Born of light and of hatred. And to hatred you shall return. Got him weakened. Got him bones. Are you not tired of lying to yourself
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that this world, these people can be saved? — My job is to ZDPS this man to death. — You fight so hard to reveal the truth and yet you refuse to see it. — Simply do not die. Keep moving. You will die. By god, we're tanking the [ __ ] out of them. What is ZDPS? Zero DPS. It is a tactic in which one member of your team does no damage but amplifies everybody else's survivability and damage. In uh Diablo II, it was witch doctor doing a fear mechanic that would keep enemies locked in. — In this one, it's a paladin. — You want the truth of what I am? Oh, remember run along the outside edge. — Illusions burn from — or run in a tiny circle. That works best. Yeah. Yeah. Not the best. Please try to get everybody up. Careful. Those are one shots no matter what. Oh my god. Yeah, this just has to all be avoided. This sucks. I don't know what I'm supposed to do about this, man. Okay. Oh, here's what I'm going to do. I'm getting everybody close to a res. Rez re. Hey. All right. Stay away from those things. Just dodge. Don't worry about damage. That was the opposite of dodging. How can we fix this problem? No, you don't. Why is he so rude? — Are you up? You're up. — Is this the best you can do? — Get behind him, please. — In fear. — There we go. I have already poisoned the waters. Soon your kind will drown in my hatred. — Get Ritz up. Where is he? Where's his goddamn body? Is this his man? You are your mother's child. — That is generally how families work. Yes. Thank you. — Scratch and bite. — Dodge — as though. — Gentlemen, dodge. — Escape my grass. — He got me from offcreen. Okay. So, I think most of that is dodging mechanics. I do. I think we can do this, but there needs to be a lot more dodging mechanics cuz I survived a super long time just not getting hit by that stuff. You hate the hit boxes and lasers. Go to the edge of the arena. You won't have to deal with them at all. Like literally at all. It's just a practice thing. Like, we just got to we got to practice it.
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join the waters one way. — But you are dramatically tankier now. But in that second phase, he's still one-shotting you and I can't do anything about it. — Yep. Like that's even with me weakening him. Are you not tired of lying to yourself that this world, these people can be saved? — Hope is an illusion. — I don't like it. Nice. That's a horrifying thing. I don't like that. You fight so hard to reveal the truth and yet you refuse to see it. All right. You impetuous fool. — You're really ruining me's grift right now. Yes. Is this build uploaded anywhere? No, I just made it on stream. — So, — I'm not here to do damage. I'm here to keep them alive. That's the goal. — You want the truth of what I am. Let all illusions burn from your eyes. Yo, I get fixed up waves. Yeah, see you stayed in for the waves on that one. But we know that mechanic [ __ ] Whoa, dude. Okay, that was an offscreen at killense. That sucks. How many times are you going to die, bro? Nope. All right. I think we need to go back to town and you guys got to repair. Yeah. I don't believe we can do this legitimately. I don't think there's enough damage in the group to do it. Yeah. I don't think so. What difficulty, son? Just torment 10. It's fights only T10 plus. Yeah. But I don't think we have the gear for it yet. It's just not enough damage output. You're supposed to be able to get through that phase dramatically faster than that is the problem. It's more damage or more chunk needed. More damage. A little bit of both to be honest with you. It's mechanical dodging and more damage. It's just not enough there. I have the gear for it and I have the defense to give them for it, but I can't keep them alive. There's nothing I can do with it. Yeah. Tomaro on Twitch said, "The fitness gram
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pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 m pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. — Line up at the start. All right. Problem is I could do the damage on my other character, but that character is not built for that fight because that fight requires melee or like my character is melee and that fight is not melee friendly at all like in any respect. So, I'm trying to think of what I can even do there. um where it would make sense. I'd have to build a range detector to do that. There might not be a way to do this effectively. Yeah, I don't know yet. You're doing everything to build your character just to beat Mafisto. I really hope in the future they change. That's crazy how you have to do so much damage just to fight him. Oh, it's insane. Yeah, know it's a super insane fight. It's also like way too many oneshot mechanics. Like if we have two paladins pumping Auras like that, we have one guy ZD dBsing and everybody's at like 4 million toughness and he still one-shots you, like what are you supposed to do with that, right? That's kind of silly. And I get it's supposed to be like the end game, but there has to be a point where tanking actually matters in this game and no one's really hit it yet is the problem. And I wish it did matter. Like I wish it mattered a lot, you know, because I think I think the tankiness, the toughness part of your character could should matter. I think it should be neat. Overtuned. Uh I think the I think oneshots should have a windup. It should be obvious what's going on. And I think this game has a lot of one shots that are just not like that. They just kill you. You just die. Which is why I don't play it on hardcore. I play Path of Exile 2 on hardcore because it does wind ups correctly. Do you guys want to see something really weird? Where did it go? Ah, there it is. There's a bug right now and I don't know if it's going to work. I'm going to show you something stupid. Let's find a charm that will do this. movement speeds at 160%. Right. I put on this one. It gives me a sixth slot. This gives me 16% movement speed. I go back over to here. 176%. I take the five slot one. I put it on there. Oh, they fixed it. Never mind. It's fixed. Good. Yeah, it would still work yesterday. When you swap the charm back, it actually was doing it. That's quite funny. Good. They fix [ __ ] fast. That's good to see. You missed the cow level. No, I'm still farming for it. And I'm back off to do it again. What was the Kon's flesh bug? I didn't know about that one. — Back to it then. — Bup. I need to go kill this guy. There's an aspect for Barb that's disabled right now because it's way too powerful. Oh, her flesh was giving infinite glyph upgrades. Oh my god. Yeah, that' do it, man. This guy's worth five whispers, by the way. So, anytime he's up, I just go kill him. It's free. And five whiskers done. Don't even care about those. You could infinitely claim it without
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using up glyph improvements. No [ __ ] That's terrible, dude. — It is done. — Greater collection of talismans. That's actually like really bad. The more that I think about that, the more awful that gets. Nice. I need to actually kill these in other zones, the corrupted roots, cuz they give different loot. I don't know what they give. Garbage. All right, let's see. Back to the cows. — Torturing hollow. Where's the shinagami? Oh no, it's begun. — Googly eyes on kick said beans. Tth musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So eat some beans with every meal. Shank UI will be here. All Z AV — man has powers about beans. Proud of you. Oh, wait. Good. Yeah, I think we'll just have to keep building up to killing Meisto cuz he's really viciously hard and I just need to get my mythic seal. Hey, Platinum Ghost, thank you for the raiding party of four. I hope you're having a wonderful day, bud. again. Platinum tier rate. Hell yeah, dude. There we go. — Tori kage on Twitch with 500 bits said someone in the area has been stealing the wheels off of police cars. — Cops are working tirelessly to catch him. — You're so dumb, dude. These jokes are so dumb, dude. You have to be like five dads by now. There's no other way around it. Thought you were alive for seven minutes. 7 hours. Oh, no. I stream for 12 hours a day. I started off with block game development stuff today. Switched over. Toricage, thank you very much for the 10 gifted subs. It's very nice of you, man. You rock. Thank you, man. Okay, after this cow run here, I need to go and check on Lula. It is that time. Clear coffins. No, not the horrible clear coffins joke. Ashes of Steven Sharif's loans on Twitch with 500 bits said. So yesterday my girlfriend asked if she should shave her teeth censored. I was like sure Sam today I woke up bald y bait tiny blocked Tim on Twitch said I ate Chipotle. My stomach is bloated. My tummyy's turning, so I head to the
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toilet, take a seat, and I let out my duty. I grab some paper and I scrape at my booty. Ah, it's a frictionless wipe. And now I'll be here all night. I slide across the one fly like I'm gliding on ice. I had a frictionless wipe. My hand is cramping tonight. I made a human mudslide. Every wipe is not white. A frictionless. — No, no more. What is this horrible? Why is this a song? What do you mean a frictionless? No, no, no. — That's it for that. — No, it's an actual song. I'm out. — Okay, I need to go check on Lulu. I will be right back. Give me just a minute. Hallelujah. Here we are.
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I have returned. All right, back to the cows. Yeah, my mouse moved. I'm back. Come back. Don't you scatter. I see you doing it. I see that scattering. You'll never escape. Our team is very good at killing goblins. I was just offer update. I was checking on Lulu. She was in a weird position. I had to move her. She basically needs like round the clock handed, you know, handheld coverage for everything, any anything at all. Um, I have to watch her, make sure she doesn't die. Lulu, one of the ferrets at the rescue. Um, she has, as far as we know right now, cryptocus gati, which is a fungal infection of the CNS, which is her central nervous system. She's on medication for it. It happened out of nowhere. And it is devastating, dude. It is absolutely devastating. And that's really what it is. That's all it is. That's um so I just have to keep going down there, checking on her, making sure she's in a position where she's not going to die. Um, she's constantly having shivers where she can't control her body and she keeps rolling herself into positions that are really dangerous. So, I'm trying to get her to stop her self from dying. Basically, there's no other way to put it. But, it's rough. Running a rescue is a tough thing and it never turns out the way you want to. Most of them very rare. No four win. Sorry to say. Yellow answer, why do you want me to TP to you? There's cows everywhere. Wait. Wait, what? How did you get in? Grits. You had it unlocked. Oh, yeah. Does this mean that I can get in anytime though? Or could you do you have to get mood each time? Yeah. Hey, can we move now? How does this work? Moo, moo, moo, moo. There's got to be more in here, right? You need to do the quest to unlock the moo in the title. That's what I'm trying to do. These moos exist. Look at them pop. Ridiculous. Yeah, I'm sitting there farming cows right now, man. We're in the secret cow level, man. Wait, did you guys moo at me? Am I mooded? Move me. Wait. Yeah, you got to move me. I don't have access. Move me. UTV to Grit's not a mood. Does he get
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the move? Grits just gets access. We can teleport to him. The move. Okay, I got to keep doing the quest so I can moo us. But until then, we have the cows. Cow King. That just dropped an ancestral. What is that? Wait. What? Oh my god. Wait. Look what it gets. Moon day. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Plus 51 life on death. Plus, maybe Saturday 1. 3% chance to ignore crowd control if you've already been crowdcontrolled over 10 weeks in Hell Tide. 10. 26% mobility damage while moving. Thursday, after picking up a legendary item, gain 3% more damage to vulnerable. Stun non- elites between the hours of 3:00 a. m. and 4:00 a. m. for 2. 5 seconds. Wednesday, chance to reduce enemy cooldown. No. Tuesday, 10% decreased chance to be unlucky against yay distant enemies. A yay distant enemy is between 3 to 18 hooves. Equal distance when placed parallel to the equator of this afternoon. Moday plus one damage to two-legged enemies. If leg times two equals damage. What? Yep, that's a crown. All right. The hell is this item? We need just wait for the final decade to pass. By three they come. By three thy pen opens. With the cut of the willing, we call thee home. The cow king. Hoof of mufisto. Wait. Moo fish though. Wait. The cows have a prime evil. There's more. — The prime rib rises. He's the hoof of Mista, dude. He's the prime cut of evil. It's true. Yeah. There's more actually. Fantastic. Did anyone else get the crown? Did you guys get it as well? All of us got it. That's sick. So, it's a guaranteed drop. That's really cool. Does it drop every time? Like, can I melt this one and get the uh the visual on it. I just realized what environment is this. Isn't this the town? Yeah. Tamish Lower City. Wait, there's something up above. What is that? Is there a town? Not anymore. Wait, wait, wait. Trying to see the thing in the center. There's nothing different in here. What? This great tablet records a lineage of Amazon queens from the firstborn era onward. Every name is carved with ritual precision and laid with gold filigree, making each letter glitter as the light touches them. So, this is just the normal environment. There's nothing weird here. The whimsy fish. No, I haven't seen that yet. Oh, wait. Let's go fish in the cow level. That has to be something, right?
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Like there should be water down here. Not fishable water nearby. Oh, looks like my character is trying to do it. There's got to be something in here. No cow fishing, huh? I feel like there's got to be cowfishing. Wait, no. It's leaving dungeon. There's got to be cow fishing. They really not do it. There's a mythic fish from fishing in lava. I swear to God, dude. Vulnerable creatures have 0% chance to bellow when coralled. You know what's terrifying about this? You know what's actually terrifying about this? It is very likely that this item has to be worn on a certain time. I bet there's more to this and requires the crown to be worn. That's going in my stash for 10,000 years. Yeah. Wear the crown and try to fish. Yeah, this water is not fishable water. Mundday. Yeah. Let me get people into the clan real quick. Fishless and soggy. Yeah. I wonder if we can temper it. Right. What happens? — Step up to my anvil. — If we temper this, it can get defensive and utility. You believe it's the same as any other one. Nothing special. Right. What about me? They're working on anyone asks, tell them it's from Sco. — I master worked it and it masterworked none of its abilities. It got 25 quality that did nothing. It no longer has 999 armor, though. It has 1,249. It has no affixes, so you can't master work it. That's so weird. It's already perfect. Yeah, pretty much. I guess. Uh, wait, — let me temper it. Um, Yeah, that's the best I can get. — Worthy of the ancient feast. — There we go. So now it masterworks that aics. That's the best they can do with it, right? That's ridiculous. It's an absurd item. Mufisto. Oh, unlocks new look on salvage. I have to salvage it. I have
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to. You transfigure it. I'm going to I need the look. It got plus one item quality. Get a second one. I will. I'm going to salvage this one. Wait. What? Such a prime cut would be a worthy offering to anyone, even a god. What is that? — Cannot salvage quest item. The cow god is real. It's going to summon Mufista. Mufisto for sure, dude. That's going to the bank. Does it never end? I need to kill Oh, dude. I'm so excited. I need to go kill more cows. Yeah. Move fist though, dude. Ask me something to do with the butcher. What if we have to go grant him the fresh meat? We could totally give him fresh meat, but I need more. Got to kill these. — Four wheelg on Twitch said, "Have you heard of the new trend in coffins? They are making them out of clear plastic. Popularity remains to be seen. You have to come push this. All right. One sec. What? Oh, it's a rainbow. A skeleton of a horse. The bones picked clean. Has a strange horn protruding from its skull. Where are we right now? How did you guys get here? How are we here? It's a tiny island. Step before the cow level after the cube items. I got to know. So over by the rainbow it always there's the viv vivid whimsy. And the whimsy fish is obviously her whimsy shire from Diablo II. Like obviously, how's fishing going? Well, I'm fishing up whimsy fish. It's weird. Yeah, this spot always gets them. How many of these do I need? Such a glimpse of color in life is the stuff of legend in Sanctuary. It is said to catch whimsy is to be granted a wish, the kind that children make and adults tend to forget. Wait, how do you have a cow? that cow? Where did you
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have to fish up a cow? I have to Oh, I made a mistake. I don't know if they count as cow kills. I think they do cuz they definitely just killed them. Although it seems like they're incredibly rare. So this a new cow farm spot. I don't think so. Unless you get a lot of people, you know. You'd have to get a ton of people. I can't tell which one I which icon is mine because uh you're so close to my character. What else is up here? Don't forget to check out the basement. All right. What? The waiting room. So, everyone's in here dead waiting for the cow. There's fresh milk. The text is faded, but some symbols remain. Gray, white, red, white, white, gray. So, that's going to be the order of the portals. I'm screen capping this. That's screen cap now. And that's the cow. Yeah, this is where the poor Hubble is. This could be no coincidence. This has to be it's the shape of the cow. That's what we're This is the one from the early launch that we're all stuck on for 10,000 years. What's in the walls? It's all cow people. Oh my god. What have they done? I need to go farm cows, man. I need to farm cows. Where is Thor's Warlock build? I don't have it public. I just play it on stream. I've shown it up many a time though. So, how did you catch the cows? Is it just random? What's with the cow theme going on? It's a It's an old Diablo reference from 10,000 years ago. Oh, I caught one. I killed it. So whimsy fish, huh? There's got to be like other uses for this thing, man. I've got seven of them. I'm going to get 10 just in case. There's 666 maximum of them. I wonder if we need to get 666 of them. You know you do. Yeah, you definitely have to.
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There's no way out of that. It has to be 666 of them. I'm going to have 13 for now. There's two cows. All right, I'm going to teleport out. I need to farm cows. I need to get my goddamn items before my reset happens. Where's your fishing build? I know, right? This is going to be my Pepe Sylvia tab cuz there's no way this is the end. There's absolutely no way. I forgot you could use these. There we go. Yeah, vivid whimsy is now unlocked. How much are these worth each? Not very much. Can't salvage. Oh, it's so weird. The fishing I didn't expect literally at all. I think it's fantastic. Wait, you get 666 hide for salvaging the home? That's funny as hell. You also get the unlock permanently, by the way. which is great. Thank you for the anonymous gift sub. That's super nice of you. All right, dude. I can't wait to find out the rest of this scout king [ __ ] That's so rad. — Has come to our small town. Many people pass through, but there is something different about this one. — Going through the portals is the interesting thing. — I uh I look forward to that part. — I want to know more about this. Want me to reset the dungeon and bring you in? Nope. I want to farm my cows so I can actually get the damn things cuz that's the thing, right? Actually, wait. We can get into the fourlorn hubble. The fourorn hubble has 13 cows in it, right? Do you have the key for it or no? Cuz I think that might be the fastest way to farm this. I don't think those cows count. Damn. Maybe they don't. You ever play the dungeon seed series? No, I have not. You don't have a key. All right. the stakes have never been higher chat. — It's true. Arrogant Leo on Twitch said, "Sir, I heard some news recently that the anchoring bias was getting worse, but I feel like it's just how it was first time I heard about it. " Y thing.
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I'm basically going to farm these cows all day — every day — until I get this now because it's so ridiculously cool. — Lock box key. — I don't know what that is. Miniqu quest. My companion seems harsh to many, but beneath his bluster and — must ruminant on that one. Oh, — no. — You trying out the new MMO Fair today? I have not heard anything about that game. I didn't even know it existed. Can you tell me more about it? I've never heard of it. Yeah. So, Cobra, we don't actually know the method for that, which is what I said in that short. Uh, we just know that the outcome is that people send around a Mr. Beast picture, right? Swamp. That game gets updated every month. Last update came out 7 days ago. Recent one is now Kaisenat. Oh, instead of Mr. Beast crypto, it's Kaisenet crypto. Ah, that whatever method they're using to hit people, it seems like it's a mobile phone based one. Yeah, the picture itself being the attack vector seems unlikely. The outcome is that, though. How's Diablo I compared to PoE, too? They're both good in their own way. Um, I think Path of Exile 2 is a lot more visually readable and better if you were playing hardcore. I think Diablo is more interesting storylinewise and better if you are playing softcore. Playing hardcore in Diablo is a ball to be honest. A Matthew, thank you very much. I will be okay and it's because of people like you. So, thank you M. You have a good day. Is where you are now part of the expansion? Technically not this area, but what I'm doing is Winky. We saw the cow level. I killed the cow king. I got his crown. It was ridiculous. Then I salvaged it and now I have it. Look permanently. By three they come. Winky. Mufisto. Mufisto is on his way. I'm trying to get my damn items. Of course Winky is this. Winky. When are you going to come play Diablo with us? Remember when you were like, "Oh man, I'm totally going to play with you guys once my Canadian girlfriend goes home. " You wouldn't have heard of her if she went to a different school and is from Canada. And then now you haven't played any Diablo. Like what happened? What happened, man? What happened to Winky? He went home yesterday. I'm nearly Pergon 200. You're nearly Paragon 200 and you haven't been playing. Why have you not messaged me? We were going to play together, you jackass. Ooh. Ooh. It's uncool. You streamed it. Oo. I can't believe Winky hates us, guys. Winky hates the whole community now. Oh, he's proved it. Doesn't even play Diablo with us anymore. It's outrageous. Can't believe it, dude. I have been waiting for you. I had no idea you were streaming it. I had no idea. I was hoping that I could rush you once you finally started playing. I can't believe Winky hates you all. It's grim. It's terrible. Does he hate us more than you hate Noa? I don't hate No. I think it's one of the best games ever made.
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Can't believe it. Winky, I can't believe you would break the sacred pact of the toax. We could be living large right now, but instead of having succulent hamburgers, we only have beef. It's very sad. Wait, Winky. Uh, now that you hate the whole community, we have proof. Does that mean we're supposed to have like fake beef on the internet for views? Is that like what content is these days, right? That's how it works, right? Please God, no. Oh, dear God, dude. The only be if you want his Mufish, though. Well, maybe you'd have Mufisto if you've been hanging out. Have you beaten uh Mfisto on T10 yet? We were trying to kill him today and he was just too tough. He was a big [ __ ] I tried to swap over to my Paladin to keep everyone alive, but it's just too much damage. You rerolled Paladin. Really? Uh, I have a Paladin, a necromancer, and my Warlock. No, you like Paladin way more than Warlock. Are you doing Auras? I'm doing an Aadin on mine that has no damage. So, I'm going ZDPS and just making him a brick [ __ ] house. And it's worked out insanely well. like he is busted strong. He increases everyone in the party's armor and resist all by like 130%. And gives you a shitload of damage. So, man, there are so many cows. Better than a [ __ ] brick house. True. That is true. — So then, — yeah, that's how it works. — Endman's right, dude. Think of the views, Winky. You got to have so many views. Just got to have a fake fight in the internet. Dude, by the way, um, how in-d depth have you been getting in the cube? You're not a full full-time content Andy. F the views. Okay. Well, Winky, what you're saying is you would do it if you were a full-time content ambient is what you're glad that that's the line, right, chat? Always remember, Winky would sell you for one corn chip, singular, maybe even half of one. We're learning that here today. single. Yeah. Full-time content creator. No balls. Winky. Accurate. I want to show you, man. Look at this crazy ass ring. Look at this insane ring, dude. I built that in the cube out of a white item. Actually, it was a yellow item that I turned into a white item. And then I made this meticulously. Look at it. It's disgusting. That amazing. My rings have gone mad. If it's a white item, how do you keep the perfect rule rolls? Oh, my friend. All right, let me show you something. I'm going to show you some [ __ ] You ready for the [ __ ] This is how you cube, my friend. All you do is you take any item. — Care for a game of chance? — I've got all these ovals. Let's make some amulets. — Hey. — Oh, finish. — You're like, "Oh, man. I got these yellow ancestrals. " But I don't want that to be a yellow anymore, do I? Cuz those stats are stupid. So, I remove aics. And then now it's a white ancestral. And then I add an aics. But I want a specific aics. So I want offensive aicses. So I add this. And it will only pull from the offensive aics pool. But you know what? I don't like that one. So
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I'm going to remove it again. And then you just mill that until you make the god item. And that's it. That's what you do. You slowly construct the thing. And there's a shitload of RNG involved. And you're going to waste all of your resources. But it's worth it because you make something incredible. Yeah. Also, by the way, you only need three out of the four. Yeah. You risk losing the one you want. Like, hey, thank you for the 10 gifted subs. That's incredibly nice of you. You only need three out of the four affixes that you actually want because you can come over here and enchant the item. And when you enchant it, you remove one of the shitty affixes and turn it into a good one based on the view of possible affixes. So, that is in there as well. find your way back. — And it's like big. Real big, actually. Check your whispers in your fishing. Where do you find the whimsy fish? On a secret island that I just found because I was brought there against my will. I know not of it. Also, if you need infinite gold, my dude, uh, just sell Herodrick seals because they're worth 13 million each, which is hilarious. And each of these is worth 1. 3 million. Never worry about gold again. Yo, impairment reduction or bonus experience. I think the impairment reduction is going to end up being better. It's kind of [ __ ] though. It's like a really [ __ ] roll. Ancestral is doing nothing here. Nothing of value. Damn. 7% XP is nothing. You say that, but getting to 300 Paragon 7% faster is good. So, I'm going to leave mine on for now because I'm immune to impairment anyway. Prime rib roll them. You can't. That's the thing about charms is you can't reroll anything on the charm. It's the one thing that makes them really rough. — You have to fully reroll the charm and it won't stay ancestral. — I know it's 7%. I'm aware because we're at max level. That dude's a weirdo. more. Can you show me you farmed your ring and helm? Yeah. Um, go into layers at tier 10 or higher and just spam the [ __ ] out of the boss. If you're on tier 12, it's way faster, but 10, it's totally possible. Any boss in layers. Layers and greater layers. Giga lucky. No, no. It's I have a lot of mythics. Like a lot of them. I've gotten a ton of dupes as well. Like a ton of dupes. Layers are way easy to get them in. Way easy comparatively. You say it's simple calculus. I shall give that a shot. Maybe you could go give it a shot with me. You goblin ass. Can't believe it. We could have been playing together this whole time. Can't believe this, man. Can you play 10 hours from now? What if you started now and then continued playing 10 hours from now? What if you do that? Winky, have you thought about just no liing this? You're not off work for nine more hours. What if you took tactical PTO? What if you did that? I feel like that'd be a good idea, right? Simply quit your job to play Diablo full-time. Obviously, this is a good financial decision and will definitely not be a problem later.
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You don't need to pay bills if your only objective is to play Diablo. No more PTO. You took Monday and yesterday off for medical stuff. Are you dying? Better not be. Wink. I'm going to tell you this right now. If you die, your paragon level won't go up any higher. We can't allow that. That's not good, bud. All suits against the contract. Not allowed to die. So it's You're not allowed. So do not. Why do you hate pee? I don't. I love pee. Man, I've killed so many cows. I don't think this thing is ever going to drop. Like actually I think I'm bound into like a soggy cowless hellscape at this point. What's up with the cow stuff? Well, I need to kill all these cows. And then once I kill them, I could kill more cows. You'll see. I'm meat maxing. I'm basically Arby's right now. Yeah, I'm basically Arby's. I haven't killed enough cows, though. Also, Winky, we're still on for a Fourth of July, right? Yeah, cuz if you're not, then we're actually not going to have beef. Mostly because you won't be here for the barbecue. Yes, we are so on. Did you get your flight yet? You have your flight. Okay. I have a very important question. Did you pre-by your flight with Spirit Airlines? Because if so, I have bad news. Little bit of bad news. You choose life. Yeah. So did everybody else, which is why they're dead now. Yeah. Winky is always dying. I've noticed this. These cows will never drop their prize. Wonder who's going to buy their planes. I don't know. People were saying that they were trying to crowdfund buying it. Other people were saying that like GameStop wanted to buy it. Other people were saying the federal government was going to buy it. And I was like, none of these things are a good idea. By the way, Winky, I have updated block game into a way that you likely are not going to enjoy it. Sorry to say. You will likely no longer like block game. Only you though, Winky. Others will continue to enjoy it. Insane husky. What are you talking about? Yo, wait. What? CCP Games of Eve Online has become an independent studio again after being sold by Pearl Abyss to its management for 120 million, rebranding as Fenrris Creations. are you kidding me?
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Okay, I'm going to say this right now. If they unshit Eve Online, it'll be the greatest reversal in history. If they're self-owned again, I know it's still crack. If they remove the pay to win because it was Pearl Abyss pushing it on them, I'm gonna be amazed. That being said, just because they end win independent doesn't mean they won't do that. I'm hoping they will, but maybe they won't. I just want Eve back. I want no pay to win Eve Online. I want skill injectors gone. I want no pay to win. Maybe one day. Maybe we'll get Eve Classic, right? Classic. Holy actual [ __ ] dude. Thor returns to Eve. Unlikely. Like, unless they make some pretty drastic changes to the game, I'm not interested. Wasn't Eve always. Hell no. It was owned by Pearl Abyss, dude. Yeah, look at that. Everybody in chat, please give me Eve back. You know, it was owned by Pearl Abyss. Eve Classic is I would play that. I'd play the [ __ ] out of Eve Classic, dude. If they removed Pay to Win, would you return to Eve in a second, dude? The biggest problem that I have with that game is that I have to fight your wallet instead of you. I love Eve. I just hate what it's become with Skill Injectors and Plex and all the like all the stupid [ __ ] with this, dude. It's a mess. It's an absolute mess. And the corruption from the devs, that pisses me off more than anything. It really pisses me off. Plex is fine. No, it ain't. It is not. Plex combined with skill injectors is the worst thing that I've seen, dude. It's a mess. Whip out my wallet, buy all my XP, inject it into my character, fly the same ship as you. Day one. You won't have the same skill, but it don't matter when you got a whole wall of people. When you're n plus1ing and you get that plus one because you whipped out your credit card, it's a problem. I mean, count fow proggies. Yeah, I have the cow king's crown now, too. Go Eve mobile. Ew. No, the mobile game is really bad. I played it for a little while. It's not Yes. Fenders Creations is entering a research partnership with Google DeepMind. What are they researching? Oh, wait a minute. Pearl Abyss sells CCP back to its CEO for less than half of what it paid, plus $20 million in crypto. What? 100 million in cash and 20 million in quote token acquisition rights eight years after buying it for $225 million in cash plus 200 million in performance related payouts. The tokens are believed to refer to blockchain based survival game Eve Frontier, which CCP raised 40 million in 2023. Bro, what is happening right now? I'm going to be real with you. If Pearl Abyss is willing to take a 50% loss, something smells like Yeah, I know. Something smells, dude. I don't like any of that. I'm going to wait and see. Good luck with the cows. I will take the cows, ticks. Good luck with the pit. Definitely smells some [ __ ] Yeah, I don't know. I'm a little concerned about it. it because like CCP I don't know, man. That Prabby is pretty wild and they're very profit driven. They make cool [ __ ] but they're profit driven incredibly. So, for them to take a 50% cut on an investment, that's a weird one to me, man. Yeah, you Frontier is built on blockchain, which is a meme. Blackmail. No, I think it's more likely that they're doing something that uh Prus didn't agree with. That's the
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only thing I can think of is that they didn't see the business strategy. They didn't like it. They wanted to move away from it because they 50% cut is pretty wild. But at the same time, wanting $20 million in token rights means that they want to stay connected in some way, which is kind of defeats that. — Let's go. — I don't know. I don't know what they're doing. It's weird. — Did Crimson Desert suck that badly and need a cash injection? Crimson Desert did very well. So I doubt that is the case. That would be incredibly surprising to me. We are not so back. Yeah, dude. All I want is I want Eve Classic. I want Eve Online without pay to win. And I know that's never going to happen. Yeah. I'm really interested to see what the Google Deep Mind partnership is. Winky, I'm going to smack the [ __ ] out of you. That is the worst meme, dude. That poor man. Why are you like this? This man didn't play Diablo. Didn't play Diablo with me. bringing up sad jokes from 10 years ago. Can't believe him. Yeah. I don't know, man. I'm going to wait and see. It did well even all the broken bugs and random [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah, it did incredibly well. Um, Crimson Desert spent a lot of like sold copies, man. Doing a lot actually. Yeah, I heard I actually I don't know if this is true, but I heard it. I heard that Winky actually has been playing Diablo Immortal instead of playing Diablo I with us. I don't know if it's true. I mean, I heard it could be true. Might be. Yeah. Diablo Immortal makes him want to vomit. Oh, so that means you've been playing it, so you know what it makes you feel like. I see. I understand now. I'm glad to see that rumor was confirmed. This man triple. When are these going to drop? Dude, I'm going to lose my mind. All I think about now are cows, man. It's never going to happen. Does Diablo Immortal make more money than Diablo I? I don't know. I mean, Diablo Immortal is riddled with microtransactions and has a lot of people that are very whales in it, so maybe. But it's also not as kind of hot video game as it used to be. They're removing Copilot from Xbox. The fact that Copilot was in Xbox in the first place is mindboggling to me, man. Like, what the hell? — Ash Sharief's loans on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Speaking of Heartbound, what's the context behind the baked dog potato emote? " — Oh, you mean the potato one? It's just funny. Yeah, it's just a funny emote. Yeah. Like there's nothing there's no context behind it. It's just hilarious. No deep lore. It's in notebook, dude. AI is in MS Paint. They put AI back in. They're just not calling it co-pilot. Classic. If that's true, that's classic. Troy Techch on kick said here is Rocky from project hail Mary. — Hello Thor of software. I am Rocky. Rocky M engineer. Thor build model to survive failure. Correct approach. Universe always try break model. Must design assume this. Thor like Rocky. Human friend. Grace solve. Use panic. Rocky solve with model. Thor also solve with model. This good. Rocky won't meet
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ferrets. Tube creatures. Amaze. Amaze. Oh no. Tubes make waste now. Many waste. Waste everywhere. Like grace ship. Dirty, dirty. Strange everywhere. — Good meeting. Yes. Everywhere. All they do is [ __ ] Oh, hey. The mass is here. The endless parasite. Isn't there something I'm supposed to do to actually kill this thing? Ah, there it is. It drops the trembling ring, which is unique. Weird. There's a couple of items like this in the game, by the way, that are static rolls. They're really good. This one gets 200 life regen on a ring. Is very strong. Yeah. Weird, right? And they have text on them, too. Is this B build basically all sigils all the time? You're goddamn right it is. It's me, John Sigilman. What's your most anticipated upcoming release, Cinder City or The Cube? The Cube is by the people who made Atomic Heart. Cinder City is by NCOFT. They look phenomenal. I've been following Cinder City since it had an internal title. Uh, so like a project title. It was named Project Lll and now it is named Cinder City. It is an MMO that is a looter shooter. At least appears to be looter shooter. may just be a shooter that looks like Destiny Division 2 and maybe some other games had a baby. Yeah. No, not Ember City. Cinder City. And it's not out yet. Isn't that coming out this year? Yes, it is. and I'm very excited for it. Going to play Double Dungeon eventually set low expectations. Good. You should Eve coin. What's this? Error 31. Was it 31 or 41? It was neither. It was 37, which is chat's favorite number. Well, half of it anyway. Other than Heartbound and Block Game, do you have any plans for new games in the future? I do. We actually want to make a monster collector um psychological horror and cosmic horror video game next, which I'm really excited for. We'll be streaming its development. Yes, I'll actually be creating monsters with the community is one of the things that I want to do. Sounds like fun. That is the idea. body horror monsters. There will be. So, my basic plan is um have you ever heard anything from Rusty Quill? Like Magnus Archives? Anybody here? Magnus Archives is a radio show where they go into like old gods and and you know, cosmic horror and all this kind of [ __ ] And I love the idea of cosmic horror being something you cannot visualize. If you see it, you die. Your mortal mind cannot comprehend what it views and it shatters reality, thus driving you insane or killing you outright is the idea there, right? And I love that. I actually think that's like a really cool way to portray something so much larger than yourself. It's like the idea of an ant gaining the
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perception of a man but only for a few moments and then he goes back into his ant body and his ant brain actually cannot contain the knowledge that he now has and thus right that's the whole idea. So by taking that as kind of the core of this sort of a thing is I want to make a monster collector in which all the monsters are the drippings of those old gods or those you know prime forces of the universe. And so your monsters that you collect are ones that are tied to that and that makes up the elements. So instead of it being like fire monster, plant monster, it would be like this guy is tied to fear, like fear as a concept. And fear as a concept is not a conscious being. It's a force of nature that is a cosmic horror. Yeah. Shimikame Tensei is a good very big influence on this. Yeah. And so that's the kind of idea I like the idea of putting things like Darkest Dungeon style mechanics. Also, I want dungeons that are built like Etrian Odyssey in it. So I I don't want it to be like a top down like Pokemon. I want it to be like you go into a dungeon, you have your party, you fight your way through the dungeon kind of a thing. And uh I also want it to have hardcore mode. Um, that's a big one for me as well is I want to have stuff like Nuzlocke and [ __ ] like that built right in, you know, cuz I just think that'd be really cool and have that catered to that kind of a community cuz I want it to be more about psychological nightmare damage, right? Yeah. What is that one? Non uklitian anatomy, right? But I think it would be very interesting to do that and also have your character be part of the fighting force. Um I really don't like in Pokemon that your character just kind of stands back and all his Pokemon fight for him. You know, I would rather have your character be part of the battle. And so that's something I'm thinking about as well. Friend-shaped biblically accurate angel. All right. Power world. M not really not the same. Remember turn-based fights. Similar to look outside. Imagine look outside but Pokemon. There you go. Yeah. What is that Pokemon? Oh, it's death. Actually, no, it's not even death. It's the concept of death. It's the fear little death before death. Sounds like Cthulhu. Maybe. Maybe a little bit of Cthulhu as a treat. Which entity is your favorite? Yours would be the spiral of the eye. Honestly, I love the concept of all of them being personified. Like — even the idea of new fears being born as you go through. So like if enough people fear something, it can happen. are afraid of disease, a god of disease arises. I just think that's cool, man. I really do be something like the concept of apathy. Yeah. I mean, like that's the whole point. And you know, as we go forward, we could add new ones and new monsters and anything we want to do. So, I just I think it'd be a really cool way to do it. And maybe it works, maybe it doesn't, but it's something I want to do. demons like from Chainsaw Man. So that's a good example, but I would say more like Shinmagami Tensei. Shimagami Tensei has a lot of adult themes in it though. Like um there's angels that are just like like really not for kids kind of [ __ ] right? But SMT is really cool in the respect that I like that each of the demons and angels and things have a personality and some of them want things and if you give them that thing they may join you. They could be like, "I want blood. " And you actually have to hurt your character to gain them onto your team. Like things like that, which is thought was very interesting. You could kind of see similar concepts with choices in Lisa. You ever played that game? Which is terrifying. Yeah. Show up. And sometimes if you they'll demand sacrifice and you say, "Sure. " And they go, "Huh, idiot. " And then they fight you anyway. Or they'll say like, "Oh, I demand sacrifice. " And you do it and they're like, "Cool, you're a cool guy. I'll leave you alone then. Now that's it though. But I do think the idea the concept is pretty cool. I think it'll be neat to do. I'm interested in doing like a bunch of PvP related stuff for it. Like legitimately so. And I kind of want to go down that direction. And um I don't know. It'll be neat. My hope for this is just to store like I know there's a lot of easy ways to cheat on that stuff and I've got some
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ideas for how to stop that from being a problem of just like storing all of the stats for your characters like server side um when they're related to PvP related stuff. But I need to think about like how do we do that where you can play offline? it like makes sense and blah blah blah. So there's a lot of that. And so what I may do is I may have the UU ID of them stored locally and then when you get that UU ID generated, right, they'll have to be something with that like an identifier and then they roll their stats in some way and store. I don't know how I want to do it yet cuz you have to do like I want to have something that's offline play and we've seen that with Pokemon like offline play leads to you hacking your Pokemon in, right? It may just be like a community detected thing or maybe not even storing each one of them, maybe just doing detections after the fact and be like, "That's an impossible dude. That's actually not possible to have that. Your dude is deleted. " You know, cuz we'll have all the possible maximum ranges of statistics. Yeah. It's a lot of lot to think about, Philis. And the idea is like I've got to come up with different solutions for detecting cheating behavior inside of that environment. That's going to be probably the most the largest amount of issue that I have building that game. Impossible dude. Yeah. No, Impossible dude. Cuz like if you walk in with a dude that's all 999 stats, like obviously something is wrong. And I can detect that on that end. Just be like, "No, you know, and then you also have to harden that server in case somebody attacks it and then the game goes down and blah blah, right? " But I don't want it to be an always online game. I think that's a bad idea. I think always online is not fun with stuff like that. So, I want to have offline play but protect people in PvP from people cheating because there's offline play. — So, we'll figure it out. You know, teleporting naked guys. True. — You could do that. It'd be a problem and then I would have to ban you from the service, right? Breeding and Ivy training. I don't know how I want to do that just yet. Instead of it being breeding in the traditional sense, I may do like merging like they did in SMT because I like the idea of you taking two like Eldrich beings and combining their souls instead of like they have a kid, you know? That would be a little bit weird. Like soul mixing maybe. I don't know. Something like that. I also want to do an infinite dungeon. Um because I like Shinmagami Tensei and I really like Etrian Odyssey and I want to do dungeons like Etrian Odyssey. I think that's you know what I want and I want to have an infinite entry in Odyssey dungeon. So endless mode would be the way which should be fun for me. And it just gets progressively harder until you literally just can't beat it. What build am I running? Homebrew. I did demonology bombardment and it's a lot of fun. I'm hunting cows right now, waiting for the world boss. What are we talking about? A video game. Have you tried Deep Rock Survivor? No, I haven't played Survivor yet, but I played a lot of Deep Rock Galactic. I love it. I think it's actually really goddamn good. So, I'd be very down to play survivor, dude. Maybe I'll have enough cows when I'm dead. So many cows. Uh, make sure this is still off. It is. Don't know. Is that PvP? No, there's no PvP right here. Please, video game. Here we go. Yeah. No, I'm really down for it though. I'm very interested. I was also thinking about having your character equip a musical instrument to use as the weapon. Stop being neat because I don't like the idea of like hitting an Eldrich being with a sword, right? I think that'd be really strange. A bird. Yeah, but like rhythm mechanics for the attack. Bag pipes are a weapon. Bag pipes could completely be a weapon. I super agree. Have you ever thought of running a CTF for the community? I mean, Heartbounds ARG is effectively a standing CTF, but not a traditional CTF. It's a big long-standing ARG. Um, I thought about making one a while back, but I just didn't have enough time to run a Pier
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CTF. I want to do something like that for Defcon, though. So, this year's Defcon, I might make a bunch of puzzles. Let's see. Centrifugen on kick said, "What if instead of breeding, you had access to some sort of Eldrich horror cosmic blender? " — Pure their souls together and embide the aftermath. — Nothing bad could come of this. — Yeah, you totally get it. That's exact. Yes, soul mixing is the way. I'm glad you understand. Dude, one day this cow will drop the item that I need. It's not good. Oh, this cow's never going to drop its item, dude. Those poor cows, they're not poor at all. They know what they did. They're rich. What would you call a shiny Eldrich? What would a shiny Eldrich be called? Yeah. I don't know. Sheldon, why you like this? Hey, I need to go brush my teeth. I will be right back. Give me just a moment. Glor. It's Beautiful.
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speech. Speech. I don't know. Hallelujah. If I cannot be in the wilderness, this will do. And I'm back. Oh, also I think the other thing that I know this is probably going to be really divisive in like the monster collector community. I don't want legendaries like at all. I think that legendaries defeat the purpose of a monster collector because you basically say, "Here's all these really cool monsters, but use God instead. " And I just don't think that's good. I I've never thought that was good at all. It always really bothered me about Pokemon. And maybe I'm wrong for that, but that's how I feel about it. Soul meldder. That's kind of cool. Legendary should denote visual differences only. I think more than that, you can't perceive them as a human being. They would kill your character just by visualizing them. Anything beyond what you currently have. And like I also kind of wanted there to be statistic points in some way. Um based on the amount of sanity you have, you can have a certain number of creatures on your team, you know, up to like six, something like that. But like you'd have to spec into that is the idea. So you could have less creatures but a more powerful creature or lots of creatures that are less powerful. Things like that. And I think it adds a dynamic sort of gameplay that isn't available in other creature collectors. Like you have a point system for what kind of build you can have. should make gods themselves as legendaries anytime they — centrifug on kick said better yet instead of a blender why not a juicer shred the cosmic horrors to pulp drain their essence and discard the husk — that's right you heard me I regret nothing juice the gods — all right I'm down trying to put in trade-offs that's kind of the idea like do you want a team with like six dudes
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or one dude that's really strong right and like It dropped the first shard. That's the piece of the Harajric cube. My 666th cow. That means we never have to return to dry steps again. Let's go to hower. It's 666 drops to the first one. And now for one week for 6 600,000 666,666 seconds. I can farm the other two as fast as I possibly can. You can get them. Some people have got it within 80. 2,000. And it's a countdown. I can get the guaranteed drop or I can gamble. I think I'm going to gamble. You'll be back to dry steps. You'll always be back. I don't need to. I never want to be there again. Yeah, because I finished that place. Dry steps is done. Yeah. Guaranteed is switching characters and doing a full 666 again, which takes hours. Man, it's just not worth it. I don't think it's worth it here. I think now that I got the first one, I could do this. And if I wait a full week, this one will reset anyway. And I'll just do the 666. Rice steps is not forever. Don't you say that to me. I can't believe I got the piece. it, man. I'll never go back. Never again. I can't believe it dropped, man. I'm so goddamn excited about that. That's awesome as hell. Oh, always. Natures. Thank you very much. I get to because of you guys. So, you're awesome as hell. Oh, big man made a gold. Okay, things that I learned. It is a white item, which means if you don't have a loot filter on it, it'll show it. But if you do have a loot filter on, it might actually hide it. The cow level guide is on Forbes now. That's amazing. It's not even done yet. There's got to be more because we have new items. How do you feel if Diablo is reborn as a cow? I would be Arby's. That's what would happen. I'm fine with being Arby's, you know. — 0092K on YouTube with five Brazilian royale said, "What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the night? " — Men, — I don't know, but I trapped it in my bedroom. Send help. It moans. No, the answer is mad. Actually horrifying. I hate it. — In underscore blankie on kick said, "Look up in the sky. — It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's just the void. Infinite and indifferent. We're so small. So very, very small. just not as small as this message from our sponsor, Tiny Eldridge, for all your unsettling needs. — It's pretty good. Um, also I wanted instead of things like Pokémon centers, I wanted it to be in an old abandoned arcade and that's like your rest place, but the arcade just keeps showing up in places like an SCP. So, that'll be the rest stop in the game. I've got a bunch of this [ __ ] already planned out. cuz I like old abandoned arcades. Seems cool. Yeah, it's like a Denny's but an arcade.
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Fuse demons at the arcade. Yeah, maybe we'll pop him into a vending machine or something. Or pop him into an arcade cab and that's how they combine, right? Something like that. Claw machine. Claw machine would be cool. Got to go this way. Store them in Hellraiser. How close to a lawsuit do you think I would be if I had them get caught in cubes like Hellraiser? that you threw like Pokeballs. Pretty good. Let's wait to see how many more patents Nintendo loses before I go all in on that. Jesus, lightning is [ __ ] be the path, huh? But books. Books would be kind of cool. I still can't believe the piece dropped. I can't believe it. Scott back from AWS Summit. Man, AWS and their partners are going hard on AI. I know. I know that because I can see that culture leaking into Twitch all the time. It sucks, man. Wait on ADS. captured in books like that one episode of Teen Titans. Do you mean Teen Titans OG or Teen Titans Go? The order of those two letters matters greatly. Choose wisely. seen go. Never seen the OG. Yeah, I'm sorry. Teen Titans Go was a very much so not as good rendition of Teen Titans. Teen Titans was amazing. I didn't like Go at all. Yeah, the OG is really good, dude. The writing, the art style, the voice acting, all of it. OG like the original was incredible. Curious Merl. Oh, it's just an oals one. Merl's bag of opals. What? You prefer Go. Did you actually watch the original though? Like, did you really watch the whole thing? Because the original is insanely good, dude. Yeah, like I don't feel like Go had really good story at all. I thought it
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was Yeah, very brain rot and um kind of interested to understand what about it made you enjoy it. Right. It's fine if you did. I just I don't get it. — For a game of chance. Uh, — an excellent — damn a legendary prize. — Terrible. — Nice. — Hey, well done you. — It begins. — My practice to break swinging away. — Oh, look what the tide does. — There's so many items. It's worth an excellent pull, my friend. Fate smiles. — Jesus, you're a weirdo. Sick, — which get out of here. Insane behavior. — Back to it then. — Yeah, just weirdo [ __ ] dude. Basic everyday weirdo [ __ ] 10 minutes. might be able to invoke these rituals in time. I'm going to try to do that. Yeah. What did it even say? Just a bunch of rude [ __ ] That's all it is. Yes. Steel generation 100%. That's why it's outrageous, man. Go is objectively and definitively just trash compared to OG. I don't think you can say that's objective. I would say that's subjective. I would agree with your subjective opinion on it, but it is subjective, right? Like I don't think Go is very good. I think that it lost a lot of its storytelling and nuance and I think it went from a young adult show that tackled really hard subjects to effectively bright colored brain rot which defeated the entire purpose of the show. It was such a 180 that it freaked people out to the extent that they just they hated the show. Like it be it became a problem where people did not like the show because of how much whiplash they got out of it. Like that switch was big whiplash. Titans Go did some good parody though. Sure, it is an objectively different show that I would agree with. But that's the problem. If you're going to make a different show, then don't can the first show and replace it with the second show with the same name. That's the issue, right? Like that's where all of the frustration comes from. Does that make sense? How do you turn on the dotted overlay? It is uh it's in the settings. Yeah, there's like a settings option for this and you can select to display your route on the open world. I think it's in graphics or gameplay. Yeah. Does that make sense though to give you like a little bit of understanding? Is like the original show was very much so about tackling kind of tough topics, man. It was very much so like help young people through life kind of [ __ ] Really deep storyline. Really good [ __ ] And then go was just bright colors screaming. It's under gameplay and it's called Pathfinder. Okay. Founded Pathfinder and accessibility. So it's under one of those two. I will check it in a moment. We go back to town. We'll check. Think it mirrors Bluey too closely. Bluey wasn't really a thing at the time, man. Like, not really. Not that I knew of. Might have been around, but not super common. Let me go into options. Accessibility. Oh, high contrast cursor is how I was able to get that, by the way. So, I set that and then I changed the cursor color and I also changed the cursor scale. So, normally it looks like that, which I think is ridiculous. So, I changed it to this and I changed that and now it's like this. So, that's really helpful cuz you just lose your mouse all the goddamn time in this game with all the [ __ ] going on.
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And then, um, navigation pathfinder. There it is. And autopin new quests, these two. So, really helpful with that. Blue is nothing like Teen Titans Go. No, I don't think it is. I thought they were trying to say Teen Titans original with how it tackles like different subject matter because it kind of does. Blue's got a really good spot where basically it's entertaining for children, — but it's also entertaining for adults. And that's rare to find in cartoons these days, even though it was common before. Very common before. That was like the standard because Saturday morning cartoons weren't just for the kids. They were for the family. And you need to make jokes that the kids didn't get, but the adults did. and that you know jokes that the adults thought were silly that the kids liked and you had to thread that needle and they did a really good job. Writing on Saturday morning cartoons was amazing. Like really good. — I'll be here swinging. — I said fingerprints. Yeah, exactly. Not likely. So ridiculous, dude. The fingerprints joke is legendary as [ __ ] but there's a million more like that. like um Rocco's modern life. He was a phone sex worker. That was his day job. Not a joke. Here. I bring this up all the time. That's not even a joke. A lot of you won't remember this from when you were a kid, but check this [ __ ] out. This is Rocco's modern life. And that's his office when he was working. Remember be hot, be naughty, be courteous, one-on-one hotline. He was a phone sex operator. That was his job. Yeah, dude. But you were a kid and you didn't notice. In fact, there was a whole episode where he seduced Mrs. Big Head and then she found out it was him and she had to get over him so she didn't cheat on her husband because she called into the phone sex line. There was a whole episode for this if you didn't remember because you were a kid. Like that was the whole point. Yeah, the Fraps website thing at the top is pretty funny actually. But like that was like the standard back then, man, was to have [ __ ] like that. And I think it's hilarious personally. I'm going to go fight this boss. Animiacs was really good with that, too. Yeah, that was for the parents. It super was. That was absolutely for the parents. Yeah, the Oh, baby. Yeah. So stupid, dude. Oh, I love that. But no, like that was the whole thing. There was that in Courage the Cowardly Dog had jokes like this. Rockers More than Life had like jokes like this. Even Hey Arnold did, man. Like everything did back then. And it was [ __ ] you just didn't get. You're too young. You go watch it today and you're like, "Jesus Christ, let us watch this. " Avarest the gold cursed. Oh [ __ ] Actually, I got to swap it to tier 12. Ren and Stimpy was the wildest. Ren and Stippy was not a kid show to be clear. The entirety of Johnny Bravo. Actually, I think Johnny Bravo was perfect. As funny as it is, like people freak out about Johnny Bravo being like a womanizing piece of [ __ ] Johnny Bravo taught you that being a womanizing p piece of [ __ ] wasn't cool. It taught you that he was a loser for doing that. Like at least that's what I got out of it, right? And I think that was something that was really amazing about Johnny Bravo. Yeah, it was great. It was always love your mom and you're a loser for being a womanizing piece of [ __ ] That was the show, right? He was constantly getting dumped or ignored or slapped or all kinds of [ __ ] And it just showed you like, wow, if I want to be a loser, I should back like Johnny Bravo. Yeah, that was the funniest part about it, man. All right, Torment 12. Got a boss even though he's attractive type. Yeah, do the monkey with me. me was so funny. Oh my god. What about Invader Zim? Invader Zim was incredible. I actually think Invader Zim was way ahead of its time. I really do. It was like a cult classic before it was even popular. And like when it was popular, it was still a cult classic. It was way ahead of its time. Really, really was. It was awesome show. Angry Beavers. Angry Beavers is funny. What is your opinion on the creator's statement that the show only showed
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Johnny's failures, which was less than 10% of the time? Okay. I think that's him making a like a socopolitical statement more than anything else. Cat Dog. I have a Cat Dog shirt in the other room. Love Cat Dog. Kids Next Door, Our Real Monsters, Courage the Cow Dog. All great shows. Fantastic. Yeah. One sec. And here we go. 30 seconds. Everybody's got so many good items now. Plus four to core skills instead of crit chance. Jesus. Nine to item quality on that. God damn. 11 that one. Hello, large man. He's very angry. Ger 65 on Twitch said, "I'm going to sing the Doom song now. " Doom doom doom doom doom doom d 6 months later. Doom doom y doom doom doo doo doo doo. The end. — It's a lot of doom. Proud of you with all that doom. All right. Open the cash. Jesus. All righty. And I got a paragon point. When do I put this thing in? It's probably going to be max HP at this point somewhere. Yeah, it's damage per overpower. I don't really have overpower in my build. It's all healing received in max live. I may actually be out of stuff. Maybe I could go up here and actually get another board attachment. I wonder what I had though. Kind of weird, right? Oh, actually 8% maximum life is kind of enormous. I can go down this direction. Get those last nodes. All righty. That was five extra dots, too. It's very strong. — We the spitting in the antenna to escape and how they looked. Wait, what? Hey, do you remember that episode of Rocko's Modern Life where they went on the cruise ship and then everybody who was old became young again and then they
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all became old? Like all the young people became old because they went through the Bermuda Triangle. I miss old weird cartoons. Miss all of that [ __ ] dude. taken apart, melted down. — You have vague memories of that one. Yeah. — Oh, look what the tide washed up. — We're old now. All we have is vague memories. Let's be honest. — Pin cushion doll. Chat, return the slab. See, you got to do it. You know it'll happen. How do I make a mythic one of these, by the way? Is there like a special thing I have to do? Because combining five doesn't work. Being born in the late 1900s, you son of a [ __ ] Oh, wait. What was that one show? Jackie Chan Adventures. That was a weird cartoon. It was a really weird cartoon. only works with the armaments, you believe? Armaments like this one. Samurai Jack was goddamn legendary, dude. There's no way around that one. Man, I cannot stop yawning today. It's ridiculous. Actually, I By the way, I found out why I've been so tired. I found out the reason. I have horrific allergies. Everything outside is growing right now. Like I'm dying. Yeah. I'm dying from all the allergies and I just feel exhausted all day from it. Yep. It's just a shitload of pollen. I live in a forest. Nature hates me. Exactly. So, like there's this plant called Scotch Broom here and when it blooms everything turns yellow and it's invasive and when it blooms I go, "What are you taking for allergies? " Whenever I take the allergy meds, I'm okay. It takes about an hour to kick in and I'm all right. So, it means that my allergy meds are wearing off right now, which is great. Streamer shouldn't go outside and touch grass. No, touching grass for streamer is bad. through a pack of porcupines. Time to become a VTuber and never touch grass again. Here's the problem. I'm inside my home and the grass is slowly blowing in through the like windows and everything. I even have an air purifier in my office and it's still being a problem. This game seems pretty easy once you're leveled and gear is dialed. Where's the fun for you? Genuine question. Oh, I'm not at endame right now. Like I think there might be a misconception there. I'm doing the easy brainoff farming activities right now. That is not the normal gameplay. you want to get into like running
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dungeons, killing bosses, [ __ ] like that. Like it's uh it's a very different animal. You tried killing cows with the crown on? No. Does that do something? I melted the crown. I had to so I get the unlock for it. [ __ ] struck you as an idea. Fair. Oh, rude. remember the Japanese Panda commercials? Uh, I do remember those. The ones where the panda would come in and just like break the [ __ ] out of stuff and like absolutely attack people. It was hilarious. Trunk Monkey. Trunk Monkey was pretty good. I don't know. I think advertisements used to be better. I guess they were more clever, right? I think some of the last advertisement was that held out. Still trying to make clever — like commercials was likely Skittles. — I think Skittles was the final bastion there before ads just descended into whatever the hell they are today. Like I remember watching the Super Bowl just so I could see the funny commercials cuz I didn't give a [ __ ] about the Super Bowl, but the commercials were really funny during the Super Bowl. Nissan had some great commercials in the 90s. tell you Goblin Gelatinous. What? It was a goblin that split into multiple goblins. Oh, there's so many goblin bits. They're everywhere. Absolute goblin behavior 100%. Oh, there was another one that ran this way. God damn it. Yeah, they're from D3. I didn't realize they' put them in D4, man. Actually think that's cool as [ __ ] Goblin. Goblin. Did you guys see all the stuff with Chad GPT never shutting up about you? By the way, how many of you guys missed that? Chat GBT had to be patched because it wouldn't stop talking about goblins. Literally, people were asking it questions and in the middle of them talking to it, it would just randomly bring up goblins and
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not shut up about them. It was really funny. There was news articles and all kinds of [ __ ] about it. People were adding me on Twitter every time it got brought up. I was like, "This is the funniest thing imaginable. " Suddenly, Chad GPD is goblin. Like, just completely goblin obsessed. It's great. Very, very funny. Chad is now one of the goblins. the mind goblin, if you will. It's true. I'd like that over whatever the hell Luke does. Agreed. Oh, almost died. I remember you used to be able to cheese this event by just doing giga damage and I think they it looks like they capped it. What's a mind goblin? Mind goblin these nuts. Sorry you wouldn't find out this way. It's really unfortunate. Yeah, I almost feel bad. Almost. I really layer key. Boss trophy. We're good to go. Remember when you got Shay with Mind Goblin? Oh my god, dude. That got him was probably the best godm I've ever had in my life. Shay legitimately had no idea about the mind goblin. It was brutal. Yeah, the eye ladies one. Sorry, not the mind goblin. I couldn't remember it was I ladies or mind goblin. It was the eye ladies one. Yeah. Shay had no idea about the eye ladies. That [ __ ] was so funny, dude. Who did you give the eyelad girls? That was Shay. You could see the gun cocking from a million miles away and all of chat was like, "No, there's a short of it on YouTube. It's immortalized forever. It's the most powerful goddam that I think I've ever had in my life. " — Back to it then. Nice. Next one will be even better. — I don't know. Did he? Maybe. I'm not sure. It was pretty. — Deadman's inc Twitch said, "Hey Thor, you think with what feel like the conclusion of the story of D4, well, we'll get more DLC and all classes would like to see Monk or Witchd Doctor make a comeback, or are we just waiting for D5 at this point? " — I think that it is very likely that they will go down the route of more DLC. Um, considering they still have Bale left on the table and they have Diablo left on the table. Like this one was about Misto and Meisto's whole storyline, but they've got a lot more here. If they convert to making a Diablo 5 over continuing to use this engine and the setup that they have, I think it would be kind of a shame. I think be a little bit weird. You know what I mean? Also, they have the map is a little bit weird shaped. Like, I'll give you an example. There's like a lot of negative space up here, right? I feel like it is incredibly unlikely that they will just ignore all this negative space in this weirdly shaped map. And also, like, what is that? What is that? right? Like there's
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it seems really unlikely that this is it. You know, maybe I'm wrong, could be, but I think it's unlikely. Negative space leaves room for DLC, but the odds aren't all that amazing. Uh, they kind of are based on the prophecy. So, I'm interested to find out. I'm really — We the pod. — Dude, what is that emote? That DG mode is freaking weird, dude. You know what you find really weird about Diablo I right now? Why is Asminan in the loading screen? I don't remember fighting him in this one. I fought him. — Too many. — You want to know how to fight him? He's terrifying. He's definitely in the video game. I fought him on stream. It was really ridiculous, actually. Straight up. Just drop a royal skull. Holy [ __ ] As many as a world boss fight. Yeah, but you can fight him in a dungeon, too. — Demons are corrupting the archives counterweight. — Isn't this the first Diablo with more than one X packag? Yes, as far as I know. Anyway, I don't remember if Diablo I had more than one. Yeah, the way that you fight him in a dungeon is first you need to do a dungeon, a nightmare dungeon. Then after that nightmare dungeon is over, there is a chance that it spawns a escalation portal and you fight the dude again. And then after that, I think it's a nightmare that does this. And then after you kill that one, then there's a chance that Oh, wait. No, it's a boss. You have to go kill any boss, any layer. And then it escalates the layer. Yeah, you're right. Not the nightmare dungeon. And when it escalates the layer, it gives you two layer bosses at once. And then that one has a chance to escalate. And that gives you two greater gives you just ridiculous [ __ ] Yeah, the nemesis layer thing. Which, by the way, that gives more loot than gone. It's like the most amount of loot of anything in the entire game. It's like actually insane. It's another one done. We got to keep pushing these more loot than god sims good. It just blotss out the sun, man. It's like the most amount of loot in any encounter I've seen in the game. Heat.
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Go, go. Oh. Yeah, the cat level's been found. We actually did it earlier and I got the cow king's crown. I am also farming to be able to get my own version of the cow king unlocked so I can give it to the community you guys the emote. uh or not give you the emote, but get you into the cow level. I am working on it. That's what I was doing earlier. I got onethird of the first piece that I need. The hell? There's a cow emote that you get to unlock the cow level. It's a move. But I got Oh, there we go. Scrolls of Resto. — Thank you. — That's what I need. The scrolls of Resto are exactly what I need. H. Yeah, it's an in-game emote. Ah, it's a moo. And if you moo at somebody, they also can go inside. Did she threaten to kill you in your sleep? I don't know if there's a day that's gone by where she hasn't threatened to kill me in my sleep. It's pretty normal, I think. Yeah, it's like an average day. Usually, it's not even in my sleep. — Now then, where would you begin? — Yeah, if she's not threatening me, something's wrong. That's when I know something is wrong. Well, like, is everything okay? You haven't threatened me this morning. A little bit worried, you know. Okay, I think I'm just going to do the PvP one real quick so I can get all my whi my whispers out of the way. Off we go. The cool part about this is the only thing you need to do is kill an enemy, get a single seed of Hadron, and then just extract it. And you get three whisperers. Be really cool if my horse was like moving quickly though. the most useful. What? Is this not an extraction spot? Oh, it is. Okay.
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And all you got to do is stand in the rig. Can you be a speedy archer that hails arrows? Yeah, I think Rogue would do that. Yeah. All right, off we go. Rogue. Roo. Rogue. Dual crossbows from Demon Hunter was fun. Yeah. And it was pretty cool like just spinning around and bullshitting, you know. Wait, wait. You think Andiels is a trash mythic unique. My Anderiels is on my paladin. I have it rerolled so it actually has um bonus on the damage reduction and then I transfigured it and it got bonus on the damage reduction again. That one item is 40% damage reduction on my character. It's incredibly good. Yeah, like insanely good. It is done. You think this game is just a button masher? No. It's very much so about your builds. Definitely not just a bush button masher. It is more about making a build that is cohesive and good. Most people will never see Torment 12. That is just a thing. And it's because they don't want to make the build that they can reach here or they don't know how or they get a build from online, they don't know how to play it or they don't get the loot RNG that they need, etc. Before is back battles. I mean, it kind of is. You have to have you need to make a cohesive build and have determination to sit there and like grind it through, you know? That's not as simple as it looks. I can't believe the first piece dropped, man. All righty. Yeah, exactly, Orochi. I mean, that's really what Diablo is about is making a build, coming up with assumption, going and testing it out, pushing it to its maximum limit, getting all the gear to make it work, and then pivoting to something that's much stronger as you learn about your class even more. Like, I've pivoted this build on this character got to be 15 times throughout the season. And I'll likely pivot again. Like I'm probably going to be stuck where I'm too weak to do other content, you know? That's it. This one. What? What just killed me? Runic apprentice. It said runic apprentice. I don't even know what that is. Whack. That wasn't my lunatic. Is that really what that was? Violent lunatic killed you. Was it called runic apprentice? That's bonkers, dude. OG landmine. Yeah. Also, I still have this to do. I haven't
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even done all of these, which is the season of rewards. This right here is the last one that I need that gives me a guilted laurel of hatred. Um, and I need way more of these done for it. So, one, two, three, four, five, six. So, I have six out of 10 of these done. I just need four more. And these are crazy, dude. Like, they're really hard. Like defeat Echo of Lilith, mother of mankind on Torment 12. Like do caress unders city run with maximum atunement while using mythic tribute in Torment 12. Complete tier 105 or higher in the tower located artificer's obelisk. Meisto on Torment 12. We couldn't even kill them on 10 earlier. Like these are crazy hard, man. Infernal horde at 12 would be easy and so is 105. I don't think you read this fully. Within an infernal hordes, defeat Bartuk, Lord of Chaos, and open a spoils of greater equipment chest than Torment 12. That means you need to get 1,600 currency during that run minimum. That is not easy to do. No, the spoils of greater equipment chest is a thousand to unlock that one. It's 666 to unlock Bartuk and then a,000 to get that chest. Like that's really tough. There's a Warlock shadow bug build that you can cast chain and viz and bosses ignore you while you DPS. Ah, that sucks. They'll fix it. They've gotten really good at fixing a lot of these things. The artificer's obelisk might be good. I might be able to just solo that one. Yeah, cuz 105 110 is 12. 105 I could do. I haven't done the um the tower yet. I haven't done this, so I don't know what it's like. — Richard Bowl us 2280 on YouTube with $10 said, "I wish YouTube would spend more time on streaming so creators have better tools for their community. " — Agreed. — I don't enjoy Twitch and Kick as much, but I feel YouTube fails streamers and their community. — Agreed. Like super grid. Jesus. Why is everything hit so hard in here? What? I just rubber banded into poison. Okay. When you die gives you a time delay. This is not good. I'm leaving this back. Wait. Yeah, the poison is ass, dude. I think it's one of the biggest problems with these dungeons is the poison is just so bad cuz there's no defense against it. It builds up too quickly. Does a shitload of damage. Heat. God damn it. The invisibility [ __ ] is really bad. That shadow ring that it does makes it so that you can't cast spells. — You have done well. This is a nightmare. — It's really bad.
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— Diablo 4 is good now. I'm enjoying it. Oh, thank god. A new level. I haven't done the tower yet. This is uh really difficult so far. I'm enjoying it. Heat. [ __ ] dude. — That wasn't even the tower guardian. — I know. I know you basting. He just sits there and taunts you, doesn't he? Oh my god. Is that cool? — Escaped. — That was a mistake. — A goblin. There's a goblin. It's cool all over again. This son of a [ __ ] It's him all over again, isn't it? Why am I getting stuck in so much [ __ ] on the ground? You survive. You thrive. Can you finish it? — Maybe. It's an artificer. No, it's not actually Zolan Gold, dude. It sounds just like Zol. Let me get the hell out of this level. Hour is very, very hard. What? — The lightning, dude. It's Look at all these stupid [ __ ] pellets. That's what's killing me. Oh my god, dude. It's lightning and poison. That's all that kills you in this game right now. I need to rethink how I do my resists cuz that's like the only dangers in this game. Give me the power. Come on.
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I'm not going to beat those ones. I'm think I'm wasting my time on those. Oh, but they're so close to death. But look how much [ __ ] they have. Oh my god. Kashka rise. — Failure is catching up. — Shut up. Can you just blow up already? The tower guardian has arrived. — Come on. Come on. Come on. Nope. He hits really hard. — Son of a [ __ ] — Perhaps you should return to — You struggle with a worthy. — God damn it, dude. — We're done. — Poison on the ground. Lightning balls. If it's either of those, you're basically just dead. I need to find a way to get around those two goddamn problems. Yeah, get rid of that dude. Wait, not ads. What's your take of the Warlock so far? Um, it's really goddamn fun. I think it's really good. I think the problem that I'm having this season is poison and lightning seem incredibly overtuned. Basically, anything that is on the floor is just going to kill you. And it's rough, dude. Like, it's really rough. And I wish it wasn't like that. Like really do. Yo, actually that may be my solution right there. 5% lost damage but one extra charm slot. And then I can slot in where is it? Seat of Horizont. — Yeah. 633 633. That should give me a lot of damage. An endurance charm. What do you mean an endurance charm, bud? unique charm for defense. No, I have something better. All right, I finally got this. Finally. Um 15% damage. Not perfect. Two extra charges for a cult, which this is a cult. And one extra charm slot. My old one was 20% damage bonus. Now the cool thing about that is I have seed of horizontal unique charm. This one increases my demonology damage by 045% per wrath that I have and I take 0. 15% less damage per dominance I have. It also rolled with plus 20 maximum resource. So that's increasing it by 045% time 20 on top of it all. You can't reroll seals as far as I know. So this is a pretty big deal. That's a massive
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upgrade and that's more damage reduction too. which is great. So, that'll be a lot. That'll be a whole lot fantastic. Extra bonus damage, extra damage reduction. That's a crazy ass dungeon to fight, though. I hadn't tried to do that yet, and it was uh it was the worst. I got owned. Yeah. Okay. Trying to think of anything else we could do here. Yeah. Why does the stream keep crashing? What is error 3000? Are you getting error 3000s on Twitch legitimately? So, this should give me four and a half% damage reduction. — Yeah. Yeah, it should be 4 and a. 5%. And then 045%. How much do I actually have here? 0. 45 times 134. That's 60. 3% multiplicative extra damage. That's a big deal. So, the damage reduction is not that big, but the damage increase is huge. Air2000 for you every two to three hours. It's just Twitch being [ __ ] We've had this problem in the past. It's an absolute nightmare, dude. Yeah. So, Richard over on YouTube, I completely agree with you on that, man. Like, I really do. I think that Diablo I is probably the most expensive and least consumer friendly in terms of purchase price. Like expansion coming out for $40 is a lot. That's ridiculous to be honest with you. Air 3000 is a media decoder error, aka your own machine. Yeah, but that means something is going wrong on Twitch's side because we went months without having that be a problem and suddenly everybody's getting it. Error 2000 connection hiccup also doesn't make sense. I'm on a 3 gig up, 3 gig down business line with an SLA. There has been zero drop frames. Again, something on Twitch's side. Like, I don't know what to do with that, man. Not your connection. You have to understand the connection hiccup is happening on Twitch's side because the chat gets it in a wave. Like suddenly 10% of the audience gets error 2000. This is all on Twitch's side every single time. And we've been having it for years. Like this is a problem that I have talked to my partner manager about where he's brought in technicians. They've tried to figure it out and they've never been able to solve it. And it's happened when I'm on this network, when I'm in a completely different building. all over the place. They've never solved it. No idea. And they've even said my connection doesn't reset. It's totally fine. Haven't played D4 since the release of console or on console. You had error 3000 yesterday on a different stream. Was unable to watch unless I dropped the stream to 360p. Yeah. Know it's super weird. It's like really weird actually. Last week was really bad. Yeah. Just hiccup somewhere along a random node. Here's the problem though. That random hiccup along that random node has been doing that for two years straight, man. Like at some point someone's got to figure it out, right? See if we can do this again with my newfound power. It's a wild ass fight. You made it this far.
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What the hell? Oh, they feared me. Can you only do the tower solo? You can break others in those dudes just leave and say my people need me. What the hell was it? Heat. Lightning [ __ ] again. — God damn it. Do you see that tiny little thing? That's what killed me — because you can't see them through anything. — I need to have something that gives me like lightning immunity or some [ __ ] Like I can't think of what you can do at the top end. At least in Diablo II, you could like spec for immunity to certain elements, but in this you just can't. And I don't really know what you're supposed to do there. Like just roll more damage, blow up faster, right? — You show your metal. — Does that make sense? Heard a cage on your head. Yeah. Do you turn ground [ __ ] down? No. No game. Come on. — Such brutal focus. — Got it. Goblin down. Stack all resist percent damage reduction works for me. That's what I'm doing as well. I just don't have enough hospital. Heat. Most impressive. But there's more to be done. — Nope. Got him. Jesus, dude. Your build doesn't gain Fortify. You're right. I should probably look more into fortify. And um what is it called? There's another thing I'm not using. Overpower.
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Like I got to rework my build to be even better than it is cuz I kind of feel like I'm playing on hard mode here and there. Barrier is kind of huge. Resolve I don't use I use the uh the shadow thing right now. The hell is this? Lightning [ __ ] The visibility with this build is so ass. The visibility in this game is so ass. I'm just going to be super honest. Like it's literally the whole game is just like that. The tower guardian is here. — All right, you big bastard. What is going on game? Come on. Oh my god, it stun locked me in like a weird bug. — Unsurprising. — Yeah, yeah. Disappointing. — Yeah, it's very cool. The taunt is great. — So, my demon is dying instantly, which is causing my damage to decrease dramatically, and I don't know what to do about it. I also don't know what this death aura [ __ ] is. What is the death aura bonus? I don't know what that does. — Does anybody know? Cuz that [ __ ] seems not great. Whatever it is. It seems like he's getting stronger. The tower yields to you. — Not sure you even needed me. — What rank did I get? unranked tier 105. So to get top 1,000. Jesus, dude. Yeah, I'm not ranked. Top 1,00 is way up there, dude. God damn. So this is the new system for ranking then, huh? I need to get 120 minimum. 120 at 6 minutes 16 seconds. Yeah, 120 plus. Well, I got it. Got it solo. That [ __ ] is rough, dude. Have time for a T10 meto kill. I'm super down cuz I haven't done it yet. [ __ ] that was rough. Look how many unlocks I get. That was the first victory I had in the tower and it's all the way at end game. Look at all this [ __ ] dude. Oh my god.
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Actually inside full. — Step up to my anvil. — It is All trash. Sad. Yeah. If you want to invite me or join my group, either way is fine. Holy [ __ ] that's so much stuff. Oh man, that was really hard. like really hard. Doing that solo is rough, dude. Well, I'm getting some extra [ __ ] now at least. Only mythics. I wish it was mythics. That's it. — Yeah, I still need I need barrier. I need a couple other things as well, but my damage is way up there. So, all right. Ready? Ready. I have not killed this yet. To be clear, uh, Jar Frozone can help us. Let me see if I can invite him. He said, "Let me join. " How the hell do I invite you? I can't invite the party. Oh, you're in the party. All right. Yeah, he's really good. We're both pretty up there, dude. I can't believe how hard that was. That was like rough, actually. Uh, grits is good as well. Oh, you're doing the chain build, man. I've been thinking about swapping to that cuz it's just strong. Going for me though. Yeah, we should be all right. I don't have my paladin with me, but whatever. Oh, look. I brought a gross thing. It instantly killed you. Look at all the loot from the gross thing I summoned. Look at all the dead guy that I summoned. Yuki annihilated. They drop so much loot. I can just summon gross things every once in a while. Grit. Okay. Yeah, I was thinking about going uh towards that build, the chain though. And like the reason I was going that direction is I think it gives demon form. If I look at this, I don't know if this is the ability you're using, but if you go Helien's thing and you do demonic swipe, that turns you into demon form automatically, which is damage reduction if I build right. So, no using You're using hex. Okay. I'm not using hexag. I'm going I'm full hellfire and demonology damage buff about 150. Well, I just got this bad thing. It's another 60%. And it's multiplicative on that one. Clockwise or small circles? I would say small circles for phase two and then dodge a wave. Small circles is just way better. Just don't make your circle big. You don't need to go very far cuz clockwise just runs into if somebody lags behind, they die. So cow hunting. Uh we were before and I got my first token, my first piece of the cow puzzle, which is great. It's the first one I've gotten. All right, ready. Just a nether step. There we go. To think you all start here, born of light and of hatred. — And to hatred you shall return. — Where'd you go, big man?
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Are you not tired of lying to yourself that this world, these people? — We got to get him out of the corner. And I need to be able to see the damn screen. There we go. Nice. — Cow hunting. What you mean? Uh, the secret cow level. But we're killing my fish though in T10 right now. — So be it. It's misf. You want the truth? — He's making pharaoh. — I am. — We couldn't kill him before. I'm going to try now. — Burn from your eyes. Um, that didn't work. I thought I had more time than that. Usually you do, but I think it was going through someone else's bullet. — Of Steven Sharif's loans on Twitch with 500 bits, said chat, kick, and YouTube. — It's fine. — Can we fill the feeds with ferret dumpies? — Yes. — In fact, it's mandatory. — Why am I moving so slow? Already poisoned the waters. Soon your will. That wasn't pointing at me when I died like at all. That was a jump. That was really weird. Yeah. No, that wasn't right. I'm noticing some of that [ __ ] where like the hit box is in the wrong spot kind of [ __ ] and it's got to be lag between the client and the server. — That's exactly what that felt like. Shine. When will you learn? — Burn him up. — Are you not tired of lying to yourself that this world, these people, — he's melted. Yeah, phase 2 is just a [ __ ] man. You impetuous fool. — Can't stop laughing you guys in your dumpies who swear to God. So be it. — You want the truth of what I am. — There we go. — Let all illusions burn from your eyes. All right. Got to get away from the waves. Didn't wait for the waves. — I have already poisoned the waters. Soon your kind will drown in yo hatred. — Jesus, dude. Yeah, you have to wait until the waves come back in. Uh if you don't wait for the waves to come back in, you will die. So during that phase, he does the explosion bombs and then he does poison waves that go out and then poison waves to come back in. Wait for that to fully resolve and then go fight him. You all three of you guys died to it. All right. the soul bomb into the clusters. You have to immunity through it. I think — join the waters. — I don't know any other way to do that — or another. — The only thing we could do is one-shot him, but like I don't think we have the damage for that. — Are you not tired of lying to yourself that this — He was facing the other direction and killed me. — I don't know what he killed me with. — Saved. You fight so hard to reveal the truth and yet you refuse to see it. Okay, man. It basically feels like you have to constantly be using immunities. — You impetuous fool. — What is this? Uh, this is Mufish, though. He's constantly using new [ __ ] too. — Get out of here. — Weirdo, dude.
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You want the truth of what? — Yeah, that dude's weird as hell. Am — all illusions burn from your eyes. So, first thing is the bombs as you're seeing and the team needs to run in a small circle to get away from them. Then after that, he's going to stay in the center and do waves out from the center. Get away from the center. I don't know what just happened there. I didn't know you were resing me. It didn't do the UI. And now he does that [ __ ] And those are all homing missiles and we'll basically one-shot you. I don't think we have the power to do this still. Man, I really don't. Like this is the same problem we had last time, which is phase two is just awful. These all one-shot you. You have to immunity through them and move — poison. — While he's doing homing [ __ ] Nope. — Soon your kind. — I'm the only person alive right now. — In my hatred. — Jesus Christ. Got you up. Yeah, it's a one shot that I just immuted through. Got him up. bombs again. No, dude. You're supposed to do a circle, not run in a small circle in your area of the room. If you go around the entire room, you're going to run somebody over and kill them just like that. Please. Jesus. Nope. That [ __ ] hurts. Nope. Lightning's coming. Anyway, what you need to do is run in a small circle. Don't go like this. Just like this. That's all you got to do during that phase. If you go around the entire outside of the edge of the room, you will kill somebody straight up. We'll learn this. It'll be fine. Uh, let's go. No, you can't. You can't call areas because you're going to get cut off based on the other effects. Let's go uh repair first because you're going to die. — Step up to my anvil. — Yeah, lots of death. It's fine. We will learn this. But it's like learning each and every little mechanic and then also knowing the game is going to gimmick you. Like you're just going to die. I legit think you can cheese it. I don't think you can. All he has so many abilities that are like homing Winky like homing. What are you talking about? Just two skill points. Tortured wretch with punching bag to negate all one shots. Oh, you mean like the your minions dying thing? The problem is it just kills summon Angrim over and over again. You want me to swap Netherstep, which is a perfect immunity, with tortured wretch with Punching Bag. It only absorbs up to 30% of your maximum HP. Yeah. No, that's not going to work, man. He oneots you. No, no. That's only 30% of your max health, man. Like, I'm just going to die. Like, this makes me immune to all damage for 3 seconds. You have to believe. What am I believing? Do it for science. The balls. All right. unstoppable for 3 seconds or cost reduction. I think unstoppable is the right way to put it. What's the cool down of this thing? Just two points is all you need. I don't
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have anywhere else on my bar. I'm going to use all my points. Yeah, I have no more slots. It's perma up time. What do you mean it's perma up time? How? Sounds like a bug. Yeah, that does sound like a bug. Um, that's definitely not permanent uptime. Like what are you talking about? It definitely has a duration and then dies. You can just recast. Okay. So, that's not permanent enough. I get what you're saying. — Feel the heat pounding in your chest. Embrace it. Are you not tired of lying to yourself that this — Winky I might be believing. — You impetuous fool. — How does that work? It's supposed to only to be 30% of my max HP. That is not — Something is wrong. Like something is unironically very wrong here. — I am. — Let all illusions burn from your eyes. — Get out of here, Bzos. We're killing the fish, though. I have already poisoned the waters. Soon your kind will drown in my hatred. — Problem? I'm running out of resource. I'm out of resource. I am God. But only when I have resource. Okay. You have to have 200% speed boost. No, I don't. Those aren't homing. I need to learn to play this. — Oh, my stubborn child. — When will you learn? — Cool mechanic, dude. — You guys get me up. — Are you not tired of lying? — Anybody? — No. All right. Cuz I'll just sit here. — Youous fool. Dude, I'm not going to ban you just for taunting that you're going to do something bad. Oh no. Yeah. See, now you have to be banned. Now Twitch is going to ban your account, too. That sucks. You cannot joke about being underage, dude. It's over. — Illusions. — Yeah. No, that's really bad. — From your eyes. — [ __ ] That did not work.
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The only way you can get unbanned from that is by showing Twitch your actual ID. That is the dumbest thing you can do on this platform. Do not screw that up. literally never do that. Like, not even as a joke. They have to ban you for it. It's like it's the law. I get that dude was trying to be edgy, but he just lost his account for it until he shows Twitch his governmentisssued ID. It's really dumb. What did he do? He joked that he was underage. You can't do that. Twitch has to ban you until you prove your identity. Do not do that. It's not a joke. — You will join the water. — Jesus dude. — One way or another. Are you not tired of lying to yourself that this world, these people be cool if he could just like be near me? Uh, he killed me in the ring when I cashed the dude. — I don't actually know what's going on. — So hard to reveal the truth and yet you refuse to see it. Yeah, look, he killed me again. It's not working. Am I doing something wrong suddenly? Cuz I seem to be completely immune to damage last time, Winky. But this is not working, though. I wonder if it's because he's multi-hitting so often. Yeah, guess he really didn't want his account. I mean, there's nothing you can do about that. You can't joke about that. Twitch has to ban you. Yeah. Twitch uh somebody on Twitch joked about being underage. You have to be 13 years of old like of age or older to be on the platform. If you joke about being under the age of 13, Twitch will ban your account. And the only way that they can you can get your account unbanned is by producing governmentissued identification showing you're 13 or older. It's not something I do. The platform legally has to do this. It's the one thing you can't joke about. 30% of one shot works. Multiple one shots just kill you. Oh, I see. Yeah. Will Twitch actually do it, though? My guess is that dude's account's already gone. And they usually do it in under a minute. Let me see. Dude's account is still there. We'll see. We'll see how long it takes. Usually, they do that in like 1 to 5 minutes, honestly. Like, they shut it down really fast. Yeah, they shut it fast, dude. Like, you literally can't do that. It's one of the It's like the only thing you can't joke about on this platform. It's wild, actually. You saw it happen last week. Was gone in a minute. Yeah. It's not good. That's You can't do it. It's a legal requirement problem. That's why. So, let me take a look at this item real quick. Sashes of the Wretched. What is this? Summon a torture wretch when your health drops below 55% of your maximum life. Enemies taunted by tortured wretch take 9% increased damage from you. Yeah, let me have those. If you don't need them, I would love to try that. Unless you're giving it to Yuki if either way is fine cuz I'm interested to see if this works. You don't know how you got them? I have no idea. Yeah, because if you can use this at the same time because then it's an automatic response. I just want to see if they work, right? You going to be at the secret thingy? You'd have to tell me where that thingy is. Codemaker, what thingy, my dude? DM me. Can't see [ __ ] Captain, there we go. Yeah. Let's see if this even functions. I don't know if this works. will work, but if it does, it could be incredible
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right? Is that the code Leoko? is there. All right. All right, you guys ready? Oh my child, when will you learn? — Ow. Are you not tired of lying to yourself that this world, these people can be saved? My boy. Oh, I died instantly. This does not work. — This does not work at all. I think it was a good idea, Winky, but I don't think it effectively functions. You get locked into a location, you just die. Be — it. — Wait, what's going on right now? — You want the truth of — Did we break the cut scene by being all dead while he transition phases? — Let all illusions burn from your eyes. Yeah, that doesn't work. I was trying to see if it would make me immune to that, too, and it didn't do it. I don't really know how this is supposed to work, then. Um, Yuki here. Yeah, I don't like this thing. It's a cool idea. It just doesn't seem to be doing what we thought it would do, man. Wall of Agony, Nether Step, Dark Prison. Create a shadowy totem for 10 seconds that chains enemies, tethering them to an area and preventing them from escaping. Yeah, it works. I think the problem is, man, the boss is just hitting like 15 one shots in a second. So, I think it just can't work because it's like 15 one shots, right? Like, if it wasn't 15 one shot in a row, I feel like it would have functioned correctly. Trivializing Echo of Lilith. Oh, that would totally work on Echo of Lilith because she's got big one shots. He's got bullet hell one shots that are all homing, right? Like I think that's a big difference between those two. I think against Lilith it would be really effective. Like really effective. Oh man, there's got to be another way to play this. Dude, Gloom Walker is just so good. Could warriors survive the one shot? I don't know. I haven't seen a single player could. My um my paladin actually I have a better idea. Do you guys have damage? Do you have big dam I have an idea. I'm going to switch characters. You guys are going to have to reinvite me. You hit for 120 billion on your Apoch. That's not enough. I'm hitting for about 1. 5 trillion right now on Apoch on a good Apoch. And it's definitely not
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enough. I'm going to bring the you don't die character to save you from death. Alex Bones. He knows the truth. All right. He knows the truth about the demons. He's going to reveal it. All right. I'm ready. Go ahead and invite me. It's a chest piece that revives you. I have that one. It is. Where is it? I think it might be on my other character. It is. Anyway, this badass has innate 52% damage reduction, and it's about to get a lot higher. Ladies and gentlemen, behold your toughness. Yeah. Shroud of false death, is it? It'll only go up from here. Welcome to Paladin being in your party. The god of auras. All right, let's rock. Yeah, this is my aura. Then he doesn't do a lot of damage, but he puts weakness on the boss at all times. There'll be a 100% chance of weakness at all times. Um, so the enemy's damage is reduced by 20%. 15 for leads, 10% — for bosses. — He can take a hit as you just saw. — And there we go. — Are you not tired of racket paladin strong? — You went pursuing. — See how much tankier everybody just got. I don't know if it's going to work on phase two, but it definitely works for phase one. You still have to dodge, guys. — The poison will still absolutely kill you, too. — I am. — You did. You survived a hit. Auras, he more than doubles your um resist all and pal your uh — based on the build that I have set up. Get out of the middle. I did warn you. I will focus on resing people. You focus on doing damage. Try to stay inside these rings. Don't worry about resing. — I have already poisoned the waters. Soon your kind will drown in my hatred. You are your mother's child. How you scratch and bite as though you could escape my grass. Oh, that was a lot of damage. Give me up. Give me up. Yuki, he was stunned. Oh [ __ ] You need the auras. Nope. So when the boss was stunned should have got me out. I learned something about his attack though. Yeah, we can do this. We can actually do this. We almost got him to phase three. Anyway, as you've seen, it's all about dodging mechanics. We'll be all right. We got this. — Hold my stubborn. — When will you learn? — Are you knocked? — Get knocked, nerd. keep failing the dodge in phase three. Are you playing this fight, Winky? Cuz he's nasty, man. So be it. You want the truth of what I am.
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— A cold. Thank you very much, dude. You're rad as hell. Little visions — means a lot. — Burn from your eyes. — You giving it a few tries. Yeah. Stuff. Get Yuki up. Remember this is not a DPS part. Yep. Hit. Can you get me up? That [ __ ] rotates so fast. I thought for sure that was going to Oh, can they get me? Oh no. God damn it, dude. Oh my god. Yeah, just wipe it. We'll do it again. The death to that is so grim, dude. What the what? I was trying to put [ __ ] on the outside. Okay, hold up. What are you talking about, Ken? Oh, yeah. No, Kane. No, we've seen that a lot with chat. You feed it a document and you say, "I want you to take this document and copy it from here to there without making any changes, and it will still make changes. " Like, don't trust that [ __ ] with anything that matters. The hell is that? We ready to go or not? Let me look at rally real quick. I have not used rally. What is going on up here? Clear that. Everything on here is glowing and I don't know why. There we go. Where is rally? — Consecration spirit the heavens. Yeah, I have no idea. Rally fortifies you. Like what? Did I just miss this somehow? Falling star. ages, holy light, defiance, fanaticism, divine lance, blessed hammer. I have no clue. Anyway, let's go. Yeah, keyword search. You can't type, so I'm not sure. — I feel the hate. — Hey, bud. — pounding in your chest. — Embrace it. Are you not tired of lying to yourself at this world — squished that first phase? We got him dead. Yeah. Rally is a has a sword emblem right side. Got it. — That's a nasty fight, man. We will get this. I believe. — So be it. — I believe in you, bros. — You want the truth of what I am. — Uh, you were hoping for an answer that wasn't rare. Dungeon keys. Inside of Scoos, just above the town, there is a dungeon that will always drop very good gems, three at a time. — Whoa. I got knocked into other ones. Give me up when you can. Look out for the poison. Okay, I got him weakened.
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— I have already poisoned. — Get behind him. Get behind him. Soon your kind will I will get that person down in my hatred. — Nope. Lightning. — Now you scratch and bite as though you could escape. — This is your time to do damage. only chance to do it. Now back away. poison. It's the same ring thing. Holy [ __ ] Yeah. So during that phase when he's up against the wall, we have to phase push him. It's a DPS check. It 100% is like we can't hesitate. You got to push. The red trails on the screen will kill you. Yeah. — Pounding in your chest. — Frozen just die on entry. He did. That's a [ __ ] death. It's not your fault. Can I transform, please? Thanks, game. — Are you not tired of lying? — Okay, I'll get him up. You guys focus on surviving, remember? — Let me focus on resising people. That way you can keep doing damage. — So be it. — Cuz if you get knocked when you're resing someone, you're dead. So — you want the truth of what? — He healed during the face mash phase. Did he? That's not great. — Maybe we can't push him during that phase yet. — Burn from your eyes. Poison. Stand in the middle. He's going to rotate. He just does a full 180. — I have already poisoned the waters. Soon your kind will drown in my hatred. Jesus. Okay. Well, that's death. Everybody else was already dead. All right. So, those lightning bolts do not home in on you. To be clear, the lightning bolts follow a trail that goes every time exactly the same way. Um, if you are running from them, just move to the side. They're not going to get you. Boop, boop. Let's rock. Actually, let's go repair. You have to face smash. Aren't the red souls he absorbing healing him? So you got to counter his healing with damage. He heals. Really? Really? That [ __ ] heals him? That's terrible. I didn't realize that [ __ ] was healing him. Yeah. You are the child of your mother. I know. Such a ridiculous phrase. I'm trying to avoid panic netherstepping because it bugs out and locks you into being unable to move. Oh, you're getting the Nether step bug. I don't know why that one happens, but yeah, it literally locks you into place and then vibrates your camera like this and you just can't move for the entire duration of Nether Step and you have to dodge out of it
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after you become unimmune. It's really a weird bug. I know exactly the one you're talking about. It's terrible. You always fall into the same trap. It's fireball rain, poison waves, small soul bomb. So po small. Like honestly, poison waves is easy to dodge. You just don't move, you know. Yeah, you can't dodge. You can't cast skills. You have to wait for the immunity to fall off, then you can do it. It's terrible. I know the one you're talking about. Yeah, poison's easy. You got this, though, man. Let's rock. I feel the heat pounding in your chest. Embrace it. — Were you not tired of life? — He mad. That damage. We need that damage. You — impetuous fool. Phase one is a meme. So be it. Let's get 97% poison resist. Man, I wish I could see the percent — of what I am. — Let all illusions burn from your eyes. No poison. How did you die to that? Why are you next to him? You're killing me, Smalls. Thank you as well. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I like how you dodged into that like a madman. — I have already followed the same trail. — Soon your kind will drop. — Just does the whole thing. — My hatred. — Oh, he's doing poison again. God damn it. I'm dead. Wait, maybe not. How you scratch and bite as though you could escape my grass. — This man is a bastard. Okay, he's doing the thing. Burn him. Burn him. We're not going to get this, are we? Burn him. Burn him. Burn him. This is a GG, isn't it? Wait, wait. Phase three. Yes, wait. No, maybe not. Not face. He's doing poison. Oh, come on, man. Dick move. Did you all see what just happened there? You guys saw that, right? Where the game just stutterstepped forward a million frames. Yeah. I don't know what the hell just happened there. Yeah, true combo by bug. You guys are so damn close. No, we're not. We got phase three still. Yeah. Hold up. Let me run ads real fast. They're about to go off. That's how hardcore people die. That's why I don't play hardcore Diablo. I play hardcore Path of Exile cuz that would piss me off like nothing else. It would actually make me insane if I died there like that. Well, [ __ ] man. Trying to think of what else I could do here, but there's like legit nothing. Like, I'm already boosting you guys. I'm boosting you to 134% bonus on your armor and resistances. You just misclicked and recombined your sword. F.
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Yeah, it's a little bit of good good, right? But I'm buffing the [ __ ] out of their defenses right now. And I'm applying weakness the whole time. So the boss's damage output is reduced by 10%. Literally at all times. The yellow and blue nodes that make you a tiny bit tankier? I've already got a shitload of tank in here, man. Like a shitload of tank. I mean, I guess I could drop non-tank nodes and only pick up tank nodes, but like we got a couple one coming this way. Like this one is 4% total armor coming up, you know. But I need more points. Yeah, I know. I guess I could raise my glyph levels. Two manner solo is way easier. You think so? Really? Do you guys want to split up into two groups then? Cuz if that's way easier, then he has like 10 times less HP. Are you kidding me? You could carry with your barb so we could still learn mechanics. That would be really helpful. You'll just drop. All right, Grits. Thanks, man. That's very nice of you. We can always get you in on another one. Yeah. Phil run, if you want to come in, man. On solo, you can get him to the same point. Really? They must scale the difficulty dramatically in four mans then. I didn't realize. Yeah, glyph levels help a lot. My character on this one does not have a lot of glyph levels. Um, this Paladin doesn't, but this is the one I was leveling and it gets so many stats. All right, should be good to go. I mean, your barb is broken, my man. — Yeah, it does make sense since you can revive each other. Let's rock. — You will join the waters one way or another. lying to yourself. — Yuki down. I got Yuki. Don't worry about it. — These people can be saved. — You impetuous fool. — Yeah, trillions of damage is how some characters like my warlock can do 1. 5 trillion. That's the top end hit that I've done. Um, and that's not very high. So, — it's cuz I homebrewed my build — of what I — I used some mathematically perfect build, you know, — little illusions. So, it's not as incredible as it could be, — but we can still beat this. I'll get them up. I have already poisoned the waters. Soon your kind will drown my hatred. — Got him debuffed. — You are your mother's child. — How you scratch and bite as though you could escape my grass. Shoot her. Oh my god, it's healing so much. Why did that not work? I don't understand. What did we do wrong? — Yeah, he was healing like crazy there. — Spent. — Okay, here we go. Phase three. Yet still my waters rise. — Here we go. Here we go. — Wake up. Phase three. Your mother is not here to pull you back to the surface. No choice but submission.
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— No, I don't know about that, bud. — No power but what I allow. Got him debuffed. Oh, did we get him or is he just on here? — I get me all you wish. — My bones. — Flesh means nothing. — He's eating me and then he's going to eat you. I — am eternal. — Oh, wait. We got to get the souls. I forgot about this. I am eternal. You ain't [ __ ] Good. Wow. So, what we've learned is that the way to beat Misesto is to just fill your party with barbarians. This is the way. Wong Wong. Yeah, look at that. Look at that buff, dude. Also, it gives you 24% attack speed and 10% critical strike per stack. I give you 50% critical strike and over 100% attack speed. Oh, it's so busted, dude. It's so busted. Yeah. Look. Watch. So, 24%* 5 and 50%. Yeah. So, just an insane amount of damage. It's a hell of a fight. Yeah, I do have another key if you want, man. Wait, did that not use my key? I had three. One key is used for the whole party. Really? Really? Hey, Jackie Codes. What's up? Thank you for the raiding party of 110. I'm sorry I missed that. I was fighting the lord of hate. He's full of death. I hope you're having a good day. Sick. Have you posted your D4 builds? Not yet, though. All right, you guys want to do it again? More loot. More ludo. That was a hell of a fight. I think the crazy thing is that doesn't count towards any achievements yet. You ever use moonlight for streaming gaming? I don't even know what that is, bud. Yeah. No clue. Are you still full of energy on the 11th hour of streaming? I don't know. I'm a weird robot. Wait, no, not a weird robot. Chat will never prove that. Uh, we need the party leader to reset the dungeon. Yeah, there we go. I'm not a robot. Chat will never prove it. I'm not a robot at all. I'm a real human being. Look, I know what this looks like. And it's just Look over there.
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What's infinite wave mode? What is that? Thorough. Infinite wave mode. Watch Jackie watch paint dry in the last hour for 12 hours. What do you mean watched her watch paint dry? What does that even mean? You guys were literally watching paint dry. What is wrong with you? Why? Like, why? Terranted echoes. I don't even know what that is, man. I want to do this because I want to get my like mythic uh talisman seal thing. Yeah, I need that. I want that. Did you plug yourself in for a full charge last night? I got an amount of rest. I saw 99 of these favors. All right. Oh, wait. Let me um before we start, let me go to town real quick. One sec. You're going to wireless charger. I don't know if I was a robot, maybe. But I hate where isn't it? — Arcadia judic glaive helm. Oh, this is where dawnfire drops, huh? Whack. Yeah, super whack. Oh, come on. The shirt again. Really? Oh, you mean this shirt? The shirt about togetherness? About a family bond? That one? That one right there? What's the problem? And to hatred you shall return. — Are you not tired of lying to me? — You impetuous fool. — If you don't look at that shirt, you can't hurt it can't hurt you. Oh, I can make it. I can make you look at it. I can do it. It's about friendship, permanent bonds, — togetherness, and family. — It's also about glorious evolution — and progress. — Just think of it, J from your eyes. — Think of where we'll be. My poor exploderating friends. — I will revive you. Wait. — I have already poisoned the waters. — Soon your mind will drown in my hat. — I'll get Yuki up in a moment. — Let me get this dude not casting all this [ __ ] Oh, you scratched by — as though you could escape my grass. Wow. So, last time we were in here, we found a way to knock him out of that phase. And I don't know how that was done. — There was some way that we managed to do that and I don't know what it was at all. — Yet still my waters rise. — Richard Bowl US280 on YouTube with $10 said, "Will more Windows play be put on hold until the update? " — I don't speak for all goblins, but some of us prefer pirate law over Diablo law. I just got online and didn't see if it was voted on. — It was not voted on. I've been trying to
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find the cow level. I have one of the three pieces. There will be more windows. I promise you. I'm waiting for their new update — uh that fixes the writing to disc problem that is killing people's computers. — No power. But what — I allow. — What? What is happening right now? I'm like stuck on an invisible wall. Okay. Game. I actually have no idea what happened there. And my character got stuck on an invisible wall for 10,000 years. — I am eternal. He was only in my one ear. Yeah, that was really weird. Give me Wait, I saw purple. I don't know what it was. Oh, it's a Tials M. Does anybody need a Tyial's might? I have a better one. Does anybody need it? It's very good. Who needs it? Anybody in the party? Tyial's might. Still no goddamn talisman. I'm going to lose my [ __ ] You can't trade mythics? Wait, really? Are these not tradable? Oh, it's a compound. Boo. Boo. I thought I could give it to you. I'm sorry. That sucks. Yeah, that sucks. Oh well. Yeah. No idea. Yeah, they're probably trying to like tamp down on RMT with that to be honest with you. I guess it makes sense, but really at the end of the day, I just want to give it to my buddies in my party. Can you not drop it? It's accountbound. They won't be able to see it. It's fine. I'll put it on one of my alts. Another terial spite into the rich people folder cuz that's what this is. What's all this crap? My god, it's crap. My favorite. I'll be here swinging away. — All right. Shall we do another? I have three keys. You guys have let me use one of them. Can you go into the rich people folder? I mean, I guess you could go in there. Then we'd have to leave you there, though. — Daddy Drunk K on Twitch said, "Running a barbarian. I made it to Torment 9 in the base game before I broke down and bought the DLC last night. Just finished the first expansion. Now on to the next. " — The expansions are really, really good to be honest with you. What is this? — Richard Bowl US280 on YouTube with $5 said, "Is there a way to combine the TTSQ from all three platforms into one? " — It's actually already in there. Yeah. All together. How do you get the key? By doing layers. It randomly drops. Very low. TP to me with it for a better chance of mythic seals. Where are you? Teleport depart over. How is this a better chance of mythic seals than what we're doing? I don't understand. What the hell is this? Is this new? I haven't done this yet. What is this? Why is the difficulty on normal? Uh, is there a reason this difficulty is set to normal? Oh, it scales infinitely until you die. Oh, okay. I'm ready. I can't interact with it. I want to interact with it. Let me in. — Up to 150 pit runs so far. Jesus. Well, with my auras. Should be more.
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Okay. Kill as many as possible before you're overwhelmed. It's already up to penitent. The hell is that? It was a blood goblin. A bloblin as it were. Difficulty is now already torment two. Now it's torment three. I just got to follow him around. He's so fast. That's torment four. So if it overwhelms us, does it end the run? Is that basically all it is? No loot drops during, loot drops after. Yeah, I'm just trying to get close to you so that I can keep um buffing your damage. Torment six. Brother, I am spinning. Yes. Yes, brother. I can see your spinning. Norman 7 current tier is 52. So it matches the strength of the pit basically. Yeah. I guess if the bar fills we lose eight and it goes up and then we kill and then it goes back down. I wish the monster distribution wasn't so wide. Like, it'd be nice they just have a funnel of mobs that funneled the experience directly into my mouth. Seems like the right way to play Diablo, you know. — Richard Bowl US280 on YouTube with $10 said, "Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots. — I agree with the boots and cats. It's a good gem. Current tier is 76. Bosses are still dying in one hit. 79 Stop. 88. So, how much loot does this actually give? Does it give loot as if you killed every one of these guys? looks mindless. Won't be long till you're bored of it. I mean, maybe — it kind of just seems like loot room deactivity, right? Rude.
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I wonder if there's a way to increase the radius of my ARS. Oh [ __ ] that's bad. Where is he? Oh, I will revive you, sir. Tier 99. — The difficulty begins. — Rude. Yeah, we're on torment 12 now cuz 100 is torment 12 and it's now going above torment 12. It hurts, Chad. They're starting to hurt me now. The dread captain. All right, boss is dead. 108. This is higher than I've ever played on my Warlock. Oh, and for good reason. That [ __ ] hurts. Dear God, dude. Another dread captain who spawned. Oh my god, I died. Wait, we can revive. Dear God, it's become insane. Current tier is 115. — Oh, my bones fell out. Holy [ __ ] man. What is that? What are goblin splenders? So, goblin splenders were unique loot by the way. like it's um individual to each of us or not individual it was um not shared rather. How does that [ __ ] work? Goblin plunder. Goblin plunder. A bag full of treasure. It doesn't appear to be shared. I don't know if it is. I may be wrong cuz I saw you pick one up and it disappeared. Trying to get as much of it as we can cuz there's not much left. All right. Look at these ancestrals with greater affixes. I will not the um not the legendaries. I don't really care about those as much. Mantle of the Gray. Rakenoths. I've seen that. Exploiters exceptional. I've seen that. Okay, these aren't very different from anything else
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but I've seen these before. So, let me look at this real quick. — Is a melt that [ __ ] off. And now, let's try these. The ground is a mess. I can understand what you mean about this being a higher chance of getting mythic seals because there are so many roles. — Step up to my envy. — Oh my god, dude. Okay, let's go over here. Is it you? Not as good as mine. Wait, no, it is better than mine. It's 88. All set. So I gain more all sets. I need to get all of them to be plus aura is the biggest problem right now. — Oh, look what the tide does. — Each of those is worth 13 and a half million gold. This is completely nuts, dude. All right. Junk. Junk. It's like actually mostly junk. As unfortunate as that is. — Feeling lucky. Mainlander. going to wait. Dinte dark spear on Twitch with 500 bits said, "I am the very model of a modern Major General I have information vegetable animal and mineral I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical from marathon to water in order categorical I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical I understand equations both the simple and quadratical about binomial theorem I'm teaming with a lotto news with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse — fantastic actually amazing Thank you very much. — Dinte dark spear on Twitch with 500 bits said, "I'm very good at integral and differential calculus. I know the scientific names of beingsculus. In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral. I am the very model of a modern major general. I know our mythic history. King Arthurs and Siraradox. I answer hard acrostics. I have a pretty taste for paradox. I quote in elogix all the crimes of heliobalus in conics I can floor peculiarities parabolis — this is amazing yeah I didn't get a mythic — dente dark spear on twitch with 500 said I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard dows and zopanis I know the croaking chorus from the frogs of Aristophanes — then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's dinner for and whistle all the heirs from that infernal nonsense pinnor then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic ununiform and tell you every detail of Caracticus' uniform. In short, in Matt's vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern major general. — Anyone ask? — I can't believe it. from Sco — Dinte dark spear on Twitch with 500 bits
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said in fact when I know what is meant by mamalan and raven when I can tell at sight a mouse a rifle from a javelin when such affairs a sort and surprises I'm more wary when I know precisely what is meant by commisserian when I have learned what progress has been made in modern gunnery when I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnry in short when I have a smattering of elemental strategy you'll say a better major general has never sat a G. — I've never heard the whole thing before. This is wild. — Dinte dark spear on Twitch with 500 bits said for my military knowledge though I'm plucky and adventury has only been brought down to the beginning of the century. But still in matters vegetable animal and mineral I am the very model of a modern major general. — You're welcome Mr. Goblin Lord. — Thank you. Thank you very much. Okay, turn that back into a white ancestral item and then upgrade it to unique. unique. Okay, are we broken? I think I broke it. It doesn't know what to do. I've never had that happen before. Huh? Two animated axes don't work. Why? That's got to be a bug, dude. They're supposed to work. I have a sundered knight for that reason. No, that sucks. This is a ancestral unique 20-0 axe. It should be making ancestral unique 200-0 axes. That's a bug. Blizzard, please. I'm going to stash these until you fix this bug. Blizzard, please. — Yeah, that's not good. They got to fix that. Actually, Wild Draco on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Sir, I heard that Thor likes cursed knowledge. " — Yes. — Did you know that human blood can be used as an egg substitute when baking? — It's about 65 g for a whole egg and about 43 g for an egg white. — Time to make some brownies. — Blood bread is real. — All right, guys. It is time. It's noon. I'm going to go take a nap. I got to go check on Lulu and I'm going Shay. Make sure everybody's doing all right. So, I will see you guys all tomorrow. You are outrageously awesome. Ashes of Steven Sharif's loans on Twitch with 500 bits said egg farts — actually tomorrow old farts — if chairs could talk yours would scream — look at the announcements on Discord about tomorrow you'll see there'll be a thing don't worry about it be a thing you'll see you'll see also Chad smells you will if you read the thing you have to Ed discord. gg/pirates. I'll be on there. You'll see. Goodbye.
