Hi, my name is Thor. I've been in the games industry since 2004. I worked for Blizzard Entertainment, Amazon Games Studios, the United States Department of Energy, and now I own my own studio called Pirate Software. I'm a game developer, a hacker, and a giant nerd. Ask me stuff!
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hey, hey. uh a
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hey, hey. Heat. Heat. Every
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Why hello. Good morning everybody. Did you get some rest? I slept a lot. I slept a lot a lot. Dude, I need to grab some water real quick because I just had to run downstairs real fast. But give me just a minute. Then we're going to get started. Heat.
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That took way longer than I wanted it to I went to go get water and Toad was jumping at the edge of his enclosure and I was like a look at him. So I put my arm in and he jumped up and grabbed onto it like a monkey like he always does and then I wrapped my hands around and pick him up and like shake him around like you do, right? He's covered in poop. He had taken a poop and then rolled in it and I was like, "Uh oh. " Oh. And he was so excited about it. Yeah. Thanks, man. I had to wash everything. Yeah. He had to share. Actually, Grim did Casual Cheeseburger, are you a bot? I just looked through your message history and you've been saying the same like five phrases for about a year. I mean, I got to ask. It never has anything to do with anything that's going on in chat. It's always the same five phrases. And you've been doing it since, actually longer than that. Since 513 2025. The same [ __ ] every time. What's going on there, man? Yeah. Almost a full year now. Who's not a bot at this point? You. Compromised account. Unlikely. They'd say something new. It is May 4th, Star Wars day. I have to do a thing real quick. I am updating Sha's official title. In the documents for the legal [ __ ] Chainsaw enthusiast. No. Now I've almost got it One sec. Nice title. I know, right? Uh, I need to find the titles. Ah, god damn. I've been sneezing like crazy this week. It everything outside is just floating pollen [ __ ] now. It's just
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everywhere. Yeah, We're changing the titles over and they were originally set to animal caretaker and uh shelter director, but we're not running a shelter, so I had to talk to the legal side of things. We are a sanctuary, so it needs to be animal sanctuary caretaker and animal sanctuary director as the two job titles. So, I'm updating them all. That's just a whole thing. I got to update everybody's titles. Sounds about right. Yeah. I mean, that's what it is. Yeah. I've been sneezing for like days, man. It's just so much pollen and [ __ ] in the air right now. It's really bad. Okay, department is correct. Uh, let's change this. Let's go to pay edit. Change it like this. Go to the next one. Thankfully using gusto though makes this easy as [ __ ] So like I don't really have to carry too much. All right, those titles are now set up. Nice. I still can't believe Diablo had a thing with corn. All right. Boop. I exist. What title is Snowberry getting? Cute. Yeah. K. K O R N. Dying. Oh, may maybe a little bit of blood for the blood god, too. That's true. Yeah. Could also be corn with a sea. Could be. They could be getting into farming. That's also true. Yeah. Maybe we'll see Diablo and Cornhub. That might also be true. Could be. It's [ __ ] but I believe it. All right. Today I am making a lot of changes to block game. A lot of them as of today. As of today, there will no longer be open world PVP in block game. It is no longer a social sandbox game. I am modifying many, many things. many many things. So, shutting the server down right now so I can make changes. Why that? Um, it just didn't work. It wasn't fun for people. Yeah, the OG block game or the new one? Uh, OG block game. Minecraft block game. Yeah. So, I'm getting rid of siege war. bounties. Um, we just won't have those anymore. It's not a thing. Uh, where is it? Siege war gone.
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You were fishing. Yeah, but I have to turn the server off. Where were you fishing anyway? Will you put in place of PvP? More PvE. There will be PvP arenas, but not yet. Okay, that's gone. Ponies are gone. And I need to go into settings real quick for town because we're going to update some stuff in there. settings. All right, math time. Time to do math. You All right, let's think about this. Where is our tax system? We're going to do this. Okay, this is the default tax system right now. Um, tax settings for new towns right now is 25 plot tax for a new town. However, I need to add new taxes for this. Nations don't have taxes. Don't have a bonus tax. I'm getting rid of all the conquered stuff. Like everything like that is going away. The problem that I'm going to run into is I need to have this scale based on the number of like plots that it has because we want to tax it more. It's big, right? It's kind of the idea with it. And right now it's just 25 coins a day for each one of these. Let me see if there's more tax related stuff that I can pull in here. Tax percentage. Default status of New Town's tax percentage. None. Minimum tax amount for the default tax. H. Okay. We're going to set that to 25. So that way it automatically pulls from their account. They don't have to worry about it. Tax settings, minimum tax. This is a nation, so that's not a problem. I'm not worried about that. Yeah. It's the daytime timer every day. Time each day that taxes be collected. So, at noon, not too worried about that. Um, I need to know where we can do scaling taxes because I know that's in this. I know it's in here. Daily tax is enabled. Do mayors pay town tax. Huh. Okay, hold up. If a mayor Okay, I'm gonna implement a new feature real quick. I'm going to make it so that if your town is out of money, it takes from your mayor's wallet first before it dies. That's what I'm going to do. We're going to do that. So, it'll start taking from the town's wallet. If the town wallet empties, it'll start taking from the mayor's wallet. And if the mayor's wallet empties, then the town dies. We'll do that. I think that'll be a lot better for players. Yeah. There we go. Make ice dragon even more broke. Good. Okay.
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Okay. So, the upkeep serves daily charge on each town. If a town fails to pay this upkeep, all of its residents are kicked and the town is removed. That's 10 per plot. Town plot base upkeep, total amount of owned plots to determine the upkeep instead of the town level. That's correct. Minimum amount is 50. Max amount is unlimited. I think this is fine. Let me actually go see what the leaderboard looks like in game. Um, I'll have to check that to see how much coin you guys have to see how bad the economy has gotten. But I think this is fine. May the fourth be with you. Yes. I guess the real question is, do we think town taxes are too low? Right. low right now? Because right now they start at 25 and it sits at 25, right? And then after it's at 25, it goes up by 10 per like town block outside of 9. So you can have a 3x3 on just 25 a day, which is really small. Like that's really tiny. Actually, I think I need to raise this a lot because there won't be any danger to going and getting coin anymore legitimately. So, yeah. Yeah, that's going to be a problem actually more that I think about it. Let's start this at 50. Making us pay taxes. Yes. We need a way for towns to disappear. That's why that's the biggest reason because if there wasn't a way let's see do new worlds have PVP enabled by default. False. No more war. Um, good, good, good. Morning, Thor and goblins. Good morning. Building things is all set up correctly. World revert on mob explosion. Block explosion is fine. Town limit is 3,000. Players within their towns or allied towns regenerate. We're having that set to false. Players cannot become hungrier when in their town or an allied town. That's fine. Okay with giving money to Texas. Why are you like this? Beacons for allies. False. Exclude conquer towns. False. Set it to true. Conquer towns don't matter. We should be able to do this. Actually, outlaws can no longer edge of towns. We'll put that in. Okay. Outlaws can no longer enter towns. They're an outline. More in town on Outlaw. False. True. Zero.
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What world do we want the Outlaw teleported to? If blank, they will go to the spawn point of the world the town is in. Okay, that's fine. We'll send them back to Origin. Max plots per resident 100. That works. Okay. Every day the taxes go through. The economy goes through just fine. Close economy is fine. Daily taxes is fine. Let me think. This is the part that needs to be changed. Do merits pay town tax? True. Maxination percent amount thousand. Price town upkeep. Going to change that to 25. Yeah. That'll start at 25. Per outpost cause is zero. Plot payments false. Negative plot tax false. Negative town tax false. Negative nation tax false. Bankruptcy is set to true. So there's a thing in here. Any funds that the town gains via upkeep at a new day will be shared out between the plot owners. That's kind of interesting. An optional price that the town must pay for each outpost they own. We won't have any outposts. Those are turned off. Outposts are dumb. Can allow own plots to determine upkeep instead of the town level. Yes. All right. That's going to change the cost of things pretty much a lot. So that'll be changed from what is it 25 to 50 and this will be changed from 10 to 25. So that's going up by quite a lot. And I'm going to be removing open world PVP. Um, what else? Bounties have been removed. Wars and sieges have been removed. It's a whole lot of removal. But can we wear wigs? You absolutely can wear wigs. Already possible. Watch the music. It's from my game, Heartbound. Use plot payments is false. Negative plot tax. Okay, this is all set up correctly. Now, nation tax, we don't care about it. So, you guys can still build nations, but it won't really matter. I should probably remove the smithy. That doesn't really matter. Yeah, we don't need that. Default shop, arena, embassy. We'll remove the arena. Actually, I'll leave the arena because I think you could still PvP in the arena. What the? By the demo. You're a demo. There is no There's no cost for the demo. You goblin. Jail farm patch forest. All this is set up correctly. The bank is in there good. Jail stuff is set up correctly. attacking players who are considered an outlaw. All right. I think this is works. This works now. Banking limited to bank plots. True.
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That's kind of a cool change actually. Make it so you guys have to be in a bank plot to be able to bank. So you have to build a bank. Yeah. Counts of one or more bank plots will no longer be able to use their home block. Huh? You have to use it in a home block or in a bank. Yeah. Heard of mobile banking? Not in block game, dude. Gone. Okay, town rooming is still set up correctly. That's fine. There was a scaling factor and I'm trying to remember what it was, but I think this works. This will work just fine. All right, I'm starting the server up, but I'm going to whitelist it. I got to change some stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I got some things to change up. How bad was the bone removal? What do you mean the bone removal? Wait, what? Ah, yes, Mary. That's a job thing, dude. Uh, go into Discord and look at the announcements under news. I mean, the bone removal, dude. Okay, whitelist is on. What do you be like if players start screaming for PvP to come back? Then I will not listen to all three of them in this case. Like literally, it has caused so much toxicity on the server that it diminishes the player base into the ground every time. Okay, let's see. Oh, the server's going to restart in 5 minutes. That's helpful. Um, towny set. What is it? World County admin PvP. Okay. RG info. And now we'll warp to Merkheim. The server is going to restart automatically in a moment. So go to sunken cells. So many dungeons or two Krognars and deny on that. Warp to neath. There we go. Trying to think what else. Warp to arena.
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This one keeps PvP. Yeah, PvP is going to stay on in here. Trying to think of any other world that we have this. Yeah, I think it's actually off everywhere else. All right, cool. You won't be jump scared and merc anymore. No. Server automatically restarts in the next few minutes. I'm going to wait for it. It's doing its daily restart at 1:00 a. m. for some goddamn reason. Hey, Dante. What's up, dude? All right, I think that's all set up correctly. Should be anyway. What is it called? What a save. done. What's multiple time you saw in the patch notes? Uh, in which one you talking about? In this one or in this one? If you're talking about it in heartbound, heartbound patch notes, muscleheim is chapter 4. It's one half of chapter 4. I'm working on uh basically heartbound has on chapter 4, it's two sides at the same place. It's yotenheim is the name of all of it, but it's Muslheim, which is the fire side, and Niflheim, which is the frost side of it. And the idea is that based on your choices, you get one side or the other, which you'll already get if you played through Arbound. You can already go to one or the other, but it's just the beginning of it. We've been making all the fireside guys first, which is the muscleheim ones. So, and I'm giving them interactions right now. I was working on yesterday. Bone removal. Oh, no. I escaped that. I just slept. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, in Heartbound, that's most pull that up. Let me grab it real quick. Boop. Behold. So, here you have Moose and you have Sniffle, which is great, but they're um they're the leaders of those two different worlds is the idea. You can see them here in more like nice drawn out format, right? But the idea behind them is that they're leaders of those two worlds. And this is Muslim. So, it's all fire and lava and machinery. And the other one is frost and ice and machinery. They have different penguins for each side as well. So, the frost side ones are more like dorky. And then the fireside cool guys, you know, and uh yeah, we're just building them all out, building out the characters, building out the world for that. Should be really fun, but takes a little bit of time. Penguins. Yes, penguins. Penguins. So stupid. The hot side guys are cool. Yeah, maybe I'll put abs on the cool side guys. Cuz you'll have the hot side guys
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be cool and then the cool side guys are hot. That'll work great. Penguins with abs. It's time to try out heartb again. I mean, do it up. There's a lot of [ __ ] in there now. The uh the final combat anemous only has one mini game right now that kind of evolves over time. It's not that fun, I think. Um but I'm waiting on Shay to finish some art for me. There's just a lot of art in the game. Like, it's massive. We've got thousands of assets of art. So, it's just kind of like a thing of whenever Shay has time to work on it. I'm just going to work on everything else in the meantime, though. So, I'm not too worried about it. All right. Is this going to work? outer heat. Okay, whitel list is off. I'll take this and throw it up there. into the server. Is it 1036 that we're on right now? Let me look. 1036. There we go. Neat. Block game patch is now out. Maybe I could do something like UO where there's PVE world and PVP as honorable duels between two consenting duelists. Um, you could actually just go fight in the arena. Like the arena still allows for PvP on that and that'll be fine. No more high tail dev. Dude, I'm waiting for them to implement uh custom item components on items. It's on their Trello board. Once they do it, I can start working on that. But until then, it's just not a thing. So, unfortunately, when you adding a squirrel with dynamite tape to the back into block game, I know, right? m you can't use your fishing rod in Murkim now. Explain. There's got to be an error beyond you just can't use it. What does it say? Yeah. Give me the error message. You're right clicking and it's telling you can't use that here. I wonder. I want you to try something for me. Can you try it now? I know what's going on. Uh, I don't know why, but that is stupid and I need to change that. You're not going to be able to fish in there for right now. Yep, I know what's going on there. Basically, and I don't know why this happened, and I have no clue. Um, fishing is tied to PvP state right now
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for some stupid reason. There has to be a reason for that. So, you can't use a fishing rod in a no PVP zone. I hate Minecraft. That's so goddamn annoying. Let me see. Uh, world guard. No PvP blocking fishing. I hate Minecraft so much. Okay, let me try something. One sec. Try that. Try fishing now. works. All right, I got to suck in cells and fix it as well. I need to set it up so you guys can fish in lava soon, so that'll be a thing as well. Minecraft. Not even once. Origin. Uh, you can now fish in Origin again, by the way. But it gives you shitty fish and it's funny. There we go. What kind of fish is it giving you? Is it giving you the correct fish or garbage fish? It should be giving you correct fish. All right, good. Yeah, you should be good to go then. Thanks for letting me know. I was like, god damn it. I forgot that in Minecraft fishing actions count as a PvP action for whatever reason. You have to add a secondary flag of allowing PvP or denying PvP but allowing fishing as a secondary thing which is annoying. What are you going to do? Um, now we can warp to Jigdil. Think I turned off the event. Seasonal event coming soon is what I need to change that to. What is it called? It is called decent holograms. There we go. — Yeah. No player versus spices. — Sill friend on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Yach cheer 500. " Hi, Thor. I hope you slept and you're not tired like yesterday. — ADA is here watching your every move. Also, why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road to get to the dark side? God damn it. Okay, that's now updated. Come on. There we go. That's fixed. Competitive ranks. We're going to warp to leaderboard. I need to see how much money everybody has. Honestly, you guys don't have a shitload of coin. That's not that much. That's a lot less than I thought it was going to be. Class level of 34 is also not as high as I was expecting. Nice. Professions are working. Or at least these are working. Very good. Reputations are fine. Let's see. Professions 60 in fishing. Jaw man, what in the [ __ ] Do you just use this as a fishing simulator? Is that all you do? Do you literally just sign in a block game and fish all day? That's insane. 60 is crazy. 60 is actually crazy. It's relaxing after work, you know. Honestly, fair. Uh, you now have a fishing commodium, too. So, that's a thing. Profile. Well, I need to add that to the profile. Let me think.
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Also, I need to make it so the gathering speed ties into your fishing speed, which I think I'm going to set up at some point. I haven't done that yet. What? Fruit bowl. No. Working in that second Thunderfish. God damn. Thunderfish is hard to find. All right, this should be good. Everything is seems to be working just fine. Quest system is working just fine. Um, so this week I have two things that I want to work on, right? One was making it so you guys didn't have PvP on the server anymore. That was a big one. Uh, the next one is I want to work on adding quests. And I want to add quests that drop off of every profession. So when you're out doing professions, I want there to be quests that drop off those professions. I'm going to start with two on each one of the professions. they'll just randomly pop. It'll be a thing that just appears, which I think would be kind of fun, right? Um, same thing with like fishing. You can fish it up sort of a thing. So, just getting random quests that you pick up and it'll be something like you pick up this quest and then the quest tells you to go get 60 of these things. Yeah. Fishing quests. Exactly. But I'm going to set those up and get them all running. This also no longer exists. So, there's no longer a um bounty board. So, I need to rebuild this building and like figure out what I want to do with it. because for now it's not here. Also, this is like a mini dungeon event thing. So, I'm probably going to turn this into the seasonal dungeon is really the idea here for this whole thing, but I don't know yet. I don't know what I want to do with it yet. What time is it over here? Uh 1:13 a. m. I also need to get my shaders set up on my machine again because this is a new machine. So, anyway, let me know how it feels. Quest board could be that I could do randomized daily quests on there. That might be fun. Um, actually, no. Hold up. Uh, I don't generally like daily quests. How many of you guys don't like daily quests? How many you guys got sick of daily quests in a video game? I didn't really like them. So, what I did was I gave players a token every day and then they can use that to trade for any daily quest that they wanted to do or just store it in their bank or sell it to another player. And now you don't have to do the quest, which is nice. They just get tokens and they can choose pick and choose what they want to do or sell them. There's a big market for that. Don't Thunderfish only drop in uh during thunderstorms on Thursdays. They only drop on during thunderstorms, not on Thursdays, though. That's quite funny. Let me pull it up. And it takes 50,000 years to go. Do you have to connect daily to cash in the token? Nope. They stay forever. You connect daily to pick up the token. Just connect. Sign up. Uh, where is my fishing? Fearless Kenji on Twitch said, "Hello, Thor. I made a Discord bot I've had for a while that gives notifications when someone is live on Twitch. H — I want to expand that to YouTube and kick. Would the process be similar or do you know? — Kick it will be exactly the same. Um you just have to check out what their API is for starting the stream. Uh YouTube it may be very different. YouTube is kind of a [ __ ] about their API. You hit limits very fast. So that would be the strange one. Kick and Twitch are effectively the same. Okay. Where is our thunder? There we go. Yeah, thunderfish. It's a one a weight of one that does not scale up with your fishing skill, which is rough. And only during thunderstorms only. And you get this token daily. Yeah. So here, let me hop in and I'll show you what I mean. Butterfish Blessed Fish of the Fish Seeker actually. So, a lot of games and I really never liked this in most MMOs. You would go and sign on and you have to go and you know do a daily quest or anything like that and if you don't finish the daily quest by the end of the day it's gone. Here you get a token. All you have to do
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is sign on, open that chest, take it, and you can just sign out. That token can be used to trade for other quests. You can do quests for any of your professions or anything else, or just store it, or you can sell it in the auction house. That's the idea for that. I don't like dailies normally, but I think that this adds an economy to the game that otherwise wouldn't exist by selling that to other people if you don't want to do them or collecting them all throughout the week and then doing them all on your Saturday or whatever. Right? That's the idea. Yeah, it also gives class XP and coins. So, it's a way to level up. And then for other things, like for let's say gear, how many of you guys have like set bonuses in video games, but you don't like the fact that you have to wear the entire set? And I know that's kind of weird to say, but like let's say you have tier one and then you get one piece of tier 2 and you can't wear the because you have a full set of tier one. It'll break the set, right? But the tier two set bonus is way better, but you don't have enough pieces to wear it. So, you just have this upgrade that's like sitting in your bank, right? I hate that [ __ ] So, what I did was I tried to model this more off of like Final Fantasy 14 where you have a set and your set is based on the gear that you're wearing. So, this is warrior gear. This is tier 1 2 3 4 5 and six warrior gear. It doesn't matter which of these you wear. You can wear one piece of tier 1, one piece of tier three, one piece of tier two, one piece of tier four. it still counts as you being a warrior and you still get the set bonus as a result. So that way as long as you're wearing five pieces of warrior gear, you're a warrior no matter where it's from, which makes it really fun and interesting. This is the crafted side of the gear. All this stuff is crafted here. And then um we go into here. Monsters can also drop corrupted variants of these. And the corrupted ones also are part of the set, but they have randomized stats and you don't know what it's going to be on there. So that ends up being really fun. So, if we do this and do this, um, they're all randomized and they have corruption on them, so it lowers their overall stats, but you can cleanse that corruption, so it's fine. I am thinking about making it so the corrupted gear no longer has any um diminished statistics on it or diminished overall durability. So, that might be a thing, too. You can have five set bonuses. You can only have one set bonus. You have to wear all five pieces. Yeah, your class is defined by the gear that you're wearing is the idea. Yep. Oh, where did I put the cores? There we go. All right. There's also bosses and [ __ ] too. Like, if we go to Krognars, actually, Chappie, are you on? You can have two set bonuses, but the second one is cosmetic. Yeah, that is true. Can you still not get T5 gear? No, I haven't really been working on that because we're going to put it all into uh Hightail, but now I'm going to start working on T5. That's the next piece. Yeah. So, like there's boss dungeons and stuff like this. I don't have my shaders turned on, unfortunately. Um I need to go and reinstall all my [ __ ] for that to make it look nice. So, I'll probably be doing that this week as well. But boss dungeon like dungeons and bosses and all kinds of stuff go through all this. Let me know, Schnappy, cuz I know you're probably just going to go and run Cinder a billion times. Let me know if anything goes wrong with PvP being turned off in there now. Um, I don't think anything should go wrong, but it'd be nice to know. Yeah, it's more like So, Penyagi, I don't know if it works like that in Albian Online. I'm not sure. Uh, I modeled it after Final Fantasy 14 where I wanted it to be based on that, if that makes sense. Yeah, let me know. Let me know if my boss fights still work. I need to see if any of my phases or anything broke based on that. And if they're fine, then cool, you know. Can you have gear that makes it easier to construct mountains and forests and other natural wonders? Also, lowering taxes. No, I'm not lowering taxes. I just raise taxes. Get owned. Um, with that in mind, I will probably add some new [ __ ] for doing stuff like that. Like maybe like a forest seed that changes that plot into a forest and then grows a bunch of stuff. I don't know. Is this for a server? Yeah. No, this is public server. Um I just rebuilt it. So soon you guys can just go play it. It's mc. blockgame. info is the server itself and it's open to the public. What's happening with migration to hightail? I had to put it on hold because they have not implemented the uh yeah they have they haven't implemented the uh um custom item components on items and until then like I can't do anything. So it's just like put it back in Minecraft for now. So yep. Yeah, it has to be on Minecraft Java 1. 21. 4. You can learn all about it there. There's also a wiki on pirate wiki which
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we need more people working on because there's a lot of content in the game that is not on the wiki. Behold the wiki. Yeah. Like there's patch notes in here. I'm on 1036 and the patch notes stop at 1012. So, there is a lot of patch notes that are in here that have not been accounted for and should probably be in there. The wiki needs to be updated. The wiki is ancient. Oh, update the wiki. The thoob. Yes. Anyway, why you removing PvP from the open world? Um, so I've tried to run this as a social sandbox for a super long period of time and it's failed every time. And the reason why is people come in, they have a really great deal of fun with the game and then they get to a point where they're like competing against other players and it turns instantly toxic as all social sandboxes are. That keeps a small core of very dedicated players in the game, but it kicks out the grand majority of people that might have fun with it. And because of that, it ends up being like five to 10 people that are giga toxic and constantly putting in tickets and [ __ ] and screaming all the time. And that's not really good for anybody. So, I'm going to get rid of the that aspect of it. Yeah, it's just not fun, man. Like, I've tried to do it for like three years. It's just not fun. I tried a bunch of different ways to iterate on it, thinking like maybe this would be really cool. Maybe there's a good way to do this. Maybe this would be fun to do. And like the toxicity wasn't just like in-game toxicity. It was like really weird shitty behavior all the time. Like super shitty behavior and trying to go out of the game to win and just like that's what happened in Dune as well. Kind of. Yeah, kind of. But it's just I don't know. PvP has its place but I just don't feel it anymore. Tried adding a bounty system to PvPers. Yeah. So there was a bounty system for a long time. I removed that in this one too. Uh, the bounty system ended up being a leaderboard for who can be the most toxic and piss off the most number of newbie players possible so that they could get the highest amount of bounty on themselves. It had the opposite effect to what you would expect. you were one of the people who quit because of open PvP. You glad it's going away, dude. Totally. Go have fun, man. Let me know how you like it, though. It sounds like it worked as intended. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's the other thing, too. The other thing that they would do is when a new player joined the game, if that new player was like, "Hey, hey, everybody, how you guys doing? " And they were like really positive, a bunch of the toxic players would add like thousand coin bounties to the new player to make them feel negative the whole time they were playing for like no reason. Like that was the other thing that happened with it. I was like, I try to give you something fun. Yeah. So, removed. No longer a thing. No more toxic [ __ ] Just play the video game. And this also, to be clear, this lets me stop focusing on moderating the server, which I had to a lot when it was that, and more focus on things like adding new content, like the quest I'm going to add this week, or neath, which is the dungeon that I want to add finally. You know, like all this kind of stuff can now be added because I'll have time to do it instead of sitting around and ling listening to players screaming [ __ ] at each other, which is nice. Yeah, PvP and socials are fine. The problem is people. Yeah, I'm going to change the title on that, too. Anyway, that is the general idea to switch that up. Let me grab this. Um, this should be in config. Let me see. Yeah, there we go. That is now updated. So now it should say MMO by pirate software instead of social sandbox next time I restart the server. Instead of removing PvP from open world, you're removing people from open world. What? What?
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You miss the old days of PP when people weren't as dickish. I mean, the thing was is back in the day, man, people were just dicks in PvP. The difference was when you signed out of the video game, you no longer had to deal with them. That was the difference. Now everything is interconnected permanently. Somebody will find you. They will harass you outside of the game. They will find a way to do that. Social media has allowed this to be interconnected at all times. Back then, you sign into World of Warcraft, you PvP some dude, you talk some [ __ ] and then you turn the game off and they win away. That's not how it works anymore. like that's the problem, dude. Yeah. So, I think that's really why that's changed more than anything else. No more leaderboards, just now there's leaderboards. People fight on the leaderboards all the time. Yeah, exactly. You used to log into Ultima Online, beat the crap out of a rival faction, and then get off the game and go about your day. Exactly. Yep. Oh, there's rival factions. Yeah. No, there is still leaderboard PvP. There's still people that want to go fight in the arena. If you want to go PvP each other, you totally can do that. Um, there will still be open PVP during world bosses inside of the arena. So, that will still be a thing. You will still be able to fight in there, and I think that's important and fun. It's a It's kind of like a free-for-all in there, which would be really interesting. Um, outside of that, dungeons have no PvP enabled, open world PvP is gone, and Merkheim has no PvP enabled. So, all those things are fine. Yeah. Can you make a sustainable living building national parks? I don't know. Some town hires you. What is the arena? So, the arena is a gigantic room that you can go and fight in structured PvP if you want to with each other or that is where seasonal bosses spawn. The seasonal bosses are like um during Halloween I have the headless horseman or actually he's the horseless headsman. He has a head but no horse and then you kill him and he doesn't drop a horse cuz he's horseless as you can see. But um that is the seasonal boss for Halloween, right? He just shows up. He'll spawn every hour in the hour. You go in there and you fight him with a bunch of people. You'll need a group to do it, too. It's like eight people in a raid, you know. Have you seen how the national parks have been doing thirst traps? Dude, what are you talking What is all this talk about national parks? What is happening? Oh yeah, the horseless headsman, dude. He's not soggy though. Like the sandbox nature of doing whatever you want. It is a sandbox. Technically, it's still a sandbox MMO. It's just not a social sandbox MMO. I guess it is still technically a social sandbox MMO, but it's not a PVP based one. Actually, the way that I always felt about social sandboxes is that they are based on interplayer conflict. Can you do a social sandbox without PvP? It is still technically a sandbox. You still build and play and build it out any way that you actually want it to be, but it's not a PvP thing. It's like trade wars. Yeah, economic PvP. I guess it's economics PvP, isn't it? Yeah, PvP is a big part of it. I'm going to change the title to sandbox MMO instead of social sandbox MMO because it's really I don't know the social part is the PVP part, right? It's still technically social. Is it a social sandbox? You can starve a ch town from resources. Yeah, you could totally destroy them that way. You can do that. Antisocial Zambox MMO. You can still grief in full PVE though. You can I think the one thing that I'm a little bit concerned about, this is my worry, right? I am worried that because there is no PVP, there will be a new type of griefing, which is that people will snipe your gear and there's not [ __ ] you can do about it. So, PvP may still be enabled in dungeons eventually. I don't know yet. There's no counterplay now. That's the concern that I have. I don't know if that's the way it'll play out. We'll have to wait and see. We're going to Although, I feel like that's likely. Filamasu of Memories. I haven't followed it yet. No, I have not checked it out. Yeah. The reason why PvP was enabled was to give you counterplay when someone's a jackass. The problem is it gave too much
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power to jackasses, and that ended up being an issue. At that point, I may need to do instance dungeons. That might be the way to do it. When my gear just not drop and have durability loss. What are you talking about? That statement makes no sense. I'm talking about monsters dropping gear and a player running up and grabbing it before you and then you can't do anything about it. Hope it's not much load for the server to have instance dungeons. I can always ramp up the server. I'm not like worried about server load right now. I'm worried about gameplay, right? Make it so you have to craft the gear and the bosses drop pieces of recipes. They already do. That's already a thing. You're asking me to implement it the way that it is. It's the same problem though. Instance dungeons means free ghostfish in sunken. I mean sunken is already free ghost fish anyway because it's PvP disabled now. Jam man, you can already do this. Is there a way that makes the items just spawn in people's inventory when you get a kill on a mob? Could do, but that's not that fun, is it? You know, I think that's the biggest thing is that's not that fun. You know, if it just appears in your inventory cuz there's an explosion of loot and then like you pick everything up and it's got little beams on it and [ __ ] you know? I think that's more fun. Yeah, I think it's way more fun there. You know what I might do? I actually have an idea. I might turn PvP on in boss rooms. In dungeons, in boss rooms, PvP will be enabled. That will make it easy. It's like a chaos room. Yeah. So, if somebody jumps into the boss room with you guys and he shouldn't be there because he's in your dungeon and he's trying to like skim by to steal loot from you, you just kick his ass. That's how we'll do it. I think that'll make life way easier. That'll remove that problem. Yeah. And I already have it so that when you start a boss fight, it kicks everyone out in the room. So, that won't be a problem. No one will sit there and camp the boss room. Yep. It's already a thing. Yeah. No camping in the boss room. Can't happen already. Can the pickups be only interactable to the player who's it's meant for? That's a lot of client side modification [ __ ] I'm not doing that. Are dungeons still designed for parties? Um, sunken cells can be done solo. It is quite a lot. Um, Krogner's Bastion is more like a two to three man for the end. Um, neath will be a four-man dungeon. Two minimum. Oh, dude. I'm totally fine. Riv, I hope you're all right, man. Instance loot to the client. Yeah, I don't want to do that. Like, you have to remember is anytime you're doing client modification [ __ ] from Minecraft, that means that you have to get everyone to download your special modified client. And that's super grim, dude. Is that a golden kappa train? What? Hey, the UI worked. Yay. I have a special UI that pops out when it's a golden kappa. Look at it go. Golden cap. — Baron MS on Twitch said, "Wl the goblins, dude. The goblins. " All right. This should be fine. More TTS time. — Kamorc 85 has obtained the cursed quest. A poll has begun for chat to decide their fate. — There it goes. The poll. — Yeah. The classes are the weapons and armor that you use. Actually, it's just the armor and the offhand. Yeah, there's no true classes like warlock necromancer. Although the class that I play is a thamurge. That's what I like to play. Thomater is super fun for me. Thank you for the five gifted subs. Holy [ __ ] dude. Golden cap trains at level three. Enjoy your golden kappas. VVA, thank you for the five gifted subs. That's very
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nice of you. Have there been any curse quest reviews lately? No. I'm going to do that this next week. So, probably on Friday maybe or this week rather. Maybe we'll do it on Tuesday. Actually, tomorrow's Tuesday. — Has cursed Kamoric 85 with art. — Oh man. Cursed with art. — Kamoric, are you ready? you there. Your mom always told you had no class. Nice, dude. Congratulations. Introduce challenges for each city so they can work towards something. Oh, they already do. Yeah, I know. That's the profession system. Yeah, I'm just going to be adding quests and stuff to help up that profession system soon. Your artistic proess will be done. Ooh. Okay. Let's think about it. What do we want for art? Some horrible art thing. What grim nightmare thing have I seen? Oh, yeah. You know what? Yeah. You need to draw a three panel comic of me eating Dr. pepper beans in the most horrific way imaginable. You have to make it weird. You got to make it real weird. Like you ever see those comics of like uh Gorefield where it's like the old god Garfield. Yeah, you need it needs to be like that. But I'm eating Dr. Pepper beans. Yeah, 100%. That's it. — BT on kick said no taxation without representation. Bring down the tyrant. — No, I'm taxing you more. There's going to be more taxes in block game than you could ever imagine. Mortex — Troy Tech on kick said Vadal is going to try for a neuromod for pragmata making neuro IRL Diana goblin brain cells have 13 states connecting seven of chat's brain cells into a birectional network create closed feedback system where node via shared state vectors — signal processed n parallel states recombine through weighted transitions merging n21 cycle a 26 bits f state — hook chat to my AMD Ryzen 9390X processor. — No. — Teraflop scale throughput. Fear me. China just outlawed using I to cut costs by replacing workers. — I saw that. Yeah. Um, chat, I'm going to tell you this right now. You have seven brain cells to use together. Don't give them all to one person cuz that starts to happen. A single goblin should not have all seven brain cells. Take them away. Stop that. Don't do that. That's bad. That's a bad idea. you know what happens. And yeah, China did make that change and it was a really good one actually. Um, basically the Chinese government has said that a company is not allowed to cut workers to replace them with AI specifically to cuss like cut costs, which I've never seen a country do that. I'm not a big fan of the government. I don't care which one it is, but um we'll see how that plays out is kind of how that feels. Yeah. I don't know how it's going to work. I'm not sure yet, but it is an interesting change and it's the first country that's done something like that. Yeah, rare China W. Exactly is kind of how I feel about it. It's very odd. Mirror gets the brain cells. Don't give mirror the brain cells either. Don't do that. Don't vote Mirror. If you give Mirror all of the brain cells, what's going to happen? Did you ever stream a playthrough of Subnotica? Yeah, I did. Um, I am scared of the ocean. However, chat kept trying to get me into positions where I'd see the big nasty underwater monster, and he never showed up until the end of the game. — S on Twitch said, "This is ATTS that never ends. — Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started typing it not knowing what it was, but it will continue forever because this is ATS that never ends. " Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started typing it not knowing what it was, but it will continue forever because this is ATTS that never ends. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started typing it not knowing what it was, but it will continue forever because I'm going to lose my mind. mind, dude. Ah, people are talking about the block game changes now. Good, good. Yeah, I hope you guys have fun with it. Go enjoy. If there's anything else in there, let me look at the modders channel.
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Get everything in there. Done. Get rid of that. and I think we're good to go. All right. Cool. Uh, Space Balls, too. I know, right? Are sign shops still a thing? Yes, sign shops are still a thing. Only reason you're up right now is because your roommate is watching a Smash tournament. Wow. Wow. Hope you're well, Block Game is still coming to Hightail. Block Game will still go to Hightail eventually. The problem is they have on their Trello board three things that I asked from them. They've been there for like months. Um, I can't move forward with putting stuff in Hightail until they have custom item components on items. Otherwise, I can't build the items that you have in block game Minecraft. So, right now, Minecraft block game is in a better state, which sucks. Hightail is the future though, and I still 100% wholeheartedly believe that. I believe that Hightail is the future of voxilbased games like this. I think it is dramatically better in the long term than Minecraft could ever be. With that being said, it's not ready yet. Just waiting. What? Snappy. Uh, let's see. Oh, you know, honestly, that might be kind of cool. If I set up towns to siege, um, maybe I'll just have those appear in I've actually been thinking about this a lot is if I set up like bandit camps and [ __ ] like that in um in Merkheim because I already set up a bunch of really cool stuff in Murkheim. Let me actually go show you. There's some new things in there that I changed not too long ago. Creeper lord. Why? What? Invalid session. What? Goddamn Minecraft. Minecraft's such a piece of [ __ ] all the time. That golden cappa train is still alive. Oh my god. Yeah, invalid session's the worst, dude. You golemcer with the five gifted subs. Thank you very much. Wrathchild for the five gifted subs, thank you as well. You guys are awesome as hell. Enjoy your golden capus. Yeah, get your golden cappus. Minnie, thank you for the tier one sub. It's very nice of you. Why is it saying invalid session every time? Do I have to fully restart the Minecraft launcher? Is it that stupid? Ew. Go away, Xbox [ __ ] Jesus. No, it's doing it, dude. It's being ridiculous. I had to restart the entire launcher. Trying it again. Whoa. Zenote, thank you for the tier one sub to the community. And Bernie at 420, thank you for the five gifted subs. The golden camp is leveled up. Outrageous. It's going. Yeah, I did unfriendly like 10 years ago, man. You want to see my work history? Just do extra Mason point jobs. All right, let's see here. Um, we can warp to test world. So, inside of the testing environment, these are all new and done. And then these will be new and done soon. Yeah, this thing is finished. So, that's done. Um, I need to build out. The hell is this thing?
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Very nice. Basically, what I need to do is I need to make more stuff like this, which was added to like swamp environments and biomes. I need to add more buildings out there. So, I'm going to keep adding new stuff to Murkheim cuz Merkheim is already like pretty wild. And I changed the distribution of structures that can exist in Merkheim for you guys to be even like way more than it was. Look, there's even like a town right next to this. And you still gain XP from opening up chests in the open world. And that's the primary way of getting coin as well is doing that. But like these are now out there. Like little camps and stuff like that are out there. Um towers are spawning correctly. Like this one is spawned out. And I want to do like big cities. Like I might actually make one that is like an actual city and it's like filled with monsters that respawn and [ __ ] like that. You know, you love picking drops around Merk. Yeah, it's super fun. Also, Joshua Lantern, thank you for the five gifted subs. That's super nice of you. You're awesome, man. Yeah, you can see there's a bunch of like tents and stuff that appear in forests and things. But, uh I do want to make like instead of having I don't know like gigantic buildings out there, maybe we'll have like a big sprawling city. Like here's one here. These can spawn in forests and in like dark forests and stuff like that. And it's a it's like a mushroom house that got built by the community. This was a thing from the community that they sent out and I just added a bunch of loot [ __ ] to it. Yeah, like a Strathol dungeon. That'd be kind of cool. I've actually been thinking about making portals that appear out in the wild and those portals dump you into different areas, you know, like so it'll spawn a portal and then you go through it. But I think it's more likely that I will have it spawn a thing that you then interact with. Um, like maybe like a token and then you teleport to a special dungeon. Also, these are new as well. They're geodess that appear out in the wild. So, I built these and it randomizes the stuff that's inside of them. And in the center of them, they should have a chest right there. There we go. So, there's a chest in the middle of these. And the idea is that you find geodess out in the wild and they're like meteorites and all kinds of stuff. And I've been making more and more of those to make them appear, which is fun, you know, and like building those out and doing stuff like that everywhere. There's another one there. And it gives you guys something weird, you know what I mean? Gives you something interesting in the wild. But yeah. Oh, there's one of the destroyed ones there. Exploded. All right. Well, that's good. Oh, also there's this important note. I forgot about that. Here. Um my give all uh what is it? What kind of item is that? It's a quest item. Quest important. Is it note? Ah, there we go. One there. I just gave one to everybody. Wait. Yeah, now everybody has one in their inventory. It's really important as you can see. It's a really important item that you should read. Very important that item. Very important. Anyway, have fun. You're going to bed. Nice. Oh, anyway, let's go grab block game design dock. Oop, this is kind of the idea for this in the future. I also need to add status effects. Um, to be clear, I'm also going to be adding new damage types. That'll be a new thing that comes into block game probably right after Neath. Um cuz I want to do fire, frost, wind, earth, bless, and curse as damage types. So, these will be completely different damage types overall. I'm going to be adding elemental effects to the game. Elemental status effects uh go along with these because each one of these applies a bleed, break, burn, chill, shear, poison, blind, or curse. This should apply also to NPCs. So, when you're hitting them, it should do a thing. When you're getting hit as well, it should do a thing to you. I want to do buildup on these kind of like Monster Hunter. If you've ever played that before, when you apply like you'll have a defensive stat, the stat will be like a thousand. Once enough of this, you know, status effect is applied to you, it'll reach that threshold of a,000. You get a bleed applied to you and then it turns into a higher number of 1500. So the next time someone wants to add bleed to you in the same combat, they need to reach the next threshold of 1500 and then 2250 and then 3375. So fights are front-loaded for a lot of status effects and then slow down over time, which makes it really interesting. Yeah. So, status builds work and they just get harder and harder to apply is the whole idea with that. I also don't like hard statuses. I don't like stun. I
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don't like paralyze. Um, I like things like bleed and slow and reduce stats and things like that. The Golden Goblin. Oh, the cap of train has ended. 41 subs and 2251 bits. Thank you very much. It's been good. Doug, how you been, man? Stream just started about two hours ago, just about. All right, I think we're done with this. That's all I needed to do in block game today. Yeah. Uh, please keep chat in English. Thank you. Like when the boss mind controls the warrior. Dude, I hate that. Mind controlling the warrior is a nightmare. Yeah, spawning portals is a solo level dungeon leveling experience. So, what I wanted to do is what I think I'll do is I'll add an item and that item when you use it will spawn a portal to an instant dungeon and whoever gets into the portal in time. Maybe four players go through the portal and then it deletes that dungeon will be different every day and that'll be kind of interesting and fun, you know. All right, yellow. If you want to know about that, just go to the discord, read the news announcement, you know, it's been there since the beginning. Not if the warrior has no mind to control. H, you know. Hey, Gollemancer. Golemmancer, does that work? If no thought, tank cannot be mind controlled. I You're the only one I would know to ask. 100% works. Got it. Nice. Good. Tank, no thoughts. Immune. server open yet? Yeah. Yeah, it's open. Just go to blockame. info. You pull up all the information there. Mr. Miyagi style, no brain. Yes. Can you mind control a Berserker? Does the Berserker have thoughts? How do you think I can tank so well? No thoughts. Only tank. All right. planning D4 today. That's what we're going to switch over to in a minute. I need to go get some water though because I forgot to because of the great and pooping by Toad. So, be right back. hey, hey. And I'm back. All righty. I guess the other things too is we have a studio announcement. Wow. Um I updated so all the people who are working at the rescue are now a different title. Let me actually pull up their title real quick. We had to give different titles to everybody because we're not a
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shelter. Originally it was shelter director was Sha's title and that is not correct because a shelter we found out the legal definition for shelter does not align with what they are doing. Let me grab this. I'm going to look at the exact title. Make sure this is set up correctly. It is animal sanctuary caretaker for Mattie and Nova and animal sanctuary director for Sheay. And that's what it is. So now we've got that and that'll be a thing. And it has to be animal sanctuary because one of the things that I found out that's really interesting is an animal shelter caretaker director is fine, but a shelter director or caretaker is for humans. that is specifically for human beings for like a homeless shelter and things like that. Didn't know that before. Yeah. So, that's been fixed. Make sure this is all set up right. Where did this go? There we go. Yeah, the old one we had was animal caretaker and lead animal caretaker, but this is different. It's animal sanctuary caretaker and animal sanctuary director. So, those are the titles. Now, when will Shay get their mini chainsaw? Never. Anyway, title updates, basic stuff. When will she get her large chainsaw? Never. No. Yep. You figured out a way to run Graycript locally through Greyel. You're now building scripts all day, dude. That's awesome. That lets you test them out. Greyhack is a really fun game, dude. I need to play that up like quite a bit more, I think, cuz uh I need to update all my tooling. I made pretty rudimentary tooling originally just so that I could, you know, set up a tool to go and break into networks and [ __ ] on it. But I need to update that, make it less shitty because it's pretty shitty right now. We used to be more robust and handle things like file transfer between networks easier. It's not doing that very well right now. Maybe just a Resident Evil chainsaw controller for PS. Is that a thing? Saves you a lot of time and you can use your own editor. That's kind of cool. That's really nice. I was already using my own editor so I was doing it out of game and just uploading it directly. using your mom's chainsaw. Stop. Why? Yeah, I haven't played Greyhack in way too long, man. I need to start over. The collector's thing for Resident Evil 4 is a chainsaw controller. That's actually amazing to be honest with you. Gray hack today. Nah, I need to rebuild my tooling first. Gray hack is fun as [ __ ] though. Today, today I want to do something that I haven't done yet. I want to do the secret cow level in Diablo I. I want to start getting all the items that I need for secret cow level. That's what I want to do. Yeah, that's going to be a whole thing. I have to get the calibable farming map. One sec. Yeah, the Diablo I cow farming level areas. I have the first one and I know where to do it and I just have to rotate between them slowly but surely rotating them. But there is no cow level. There is a cow level. There is. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. They're full of [ __ ] There is a cow level. Oh, actually, I'm going to update this title real quick. Oh, wrong button. Supra chicken on Twitch said, "Happy
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birthday. Any advice, suggestions for off-site storage, especially for closed source code management? And what did you say? Off-site storage for closed source code management. I actually do a couple of different things for off-site storage. So, I've got um I've got hard drives that actually have off I have an NVME that I have offline as well and I have an NVME reader for that. I use GitHub for storage of code online and I use my machine as a storage location as well. So I have two offline backups. I have one cloud backup and I have one local backup for everything. Backups all over the place. I should probably have more, but everything is backed up in so many locations that if I had catastrophic failure where all of those sources died, like yeah, it's a private repo on GitHub. Yes, but like at that point it's kind of a nightmare. I think you need another backup. I probably do, but like two hardware backups. I'm pretty happy with that. And I've been running that way for years. So, I also use the GitHub desktop thing, which just makes life easy because then I can see all my changes in real time. Simple, simple private repo in Google Drive. Gross, dude. One should be offsite. An off-site hardware backup. I have an off-site cloud backup. Yeah, I don't think I would do an off-site offline backup. That's too much, you know. 575 watch streak. Holy. the person who got the first 500 watch streak on the channel, their key or their coin was sent out to them. By the way, still have like 20 of these left, something like that. If you've never seen these before, they are pirate software official challenge coins and there's only 50 of them ever made. Ever. And I still have these ones. Yeah, somebody the first one who got the 500 watch streak, it was sent to them. Uh, let me go back to changing this. Derbler time. All right, there we go. It should be changed in just a moment. That should now be set up correctly. And let's see if we can get this cow level, man. Like, I really want to do this. You're only at 107. 575 is impressive. 575 is even more impressive considering so many of those days I only got like 2 hours of streaming cuz the power went out or just whatever, you know? Like [ __ ] would break all the time. Do you have the longest part done? the farming of all the cows. No, that's what we're going to be doing. And we're going with the warlog. — Today is cow's day, dude. Also, I remade the look of John Diablo. He's horrifying, isn't he? It's great. Where did that go? One sec. — John Rasputin himself, dude. Okay, so the place that I need to go to, the first one is over in Dry Steps. Hello, Gleammancer. and dry steps. The location is, let me see, looking at the map. It's here. We need to go here. Calibable was found. No, but we know all the steps to get up there. Yeah. Okay. So, from dry steps, there are cows right here, but you can't reach them. So, what you have to do is this. getting your effects to go off and kill them inside of the town anyway. But they didn't drop it. Then we can go this way and there'll be a cow here. No drop off that one. And then down here and those cows.
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And then over here. the last ones should be here. And no drop. So then we warp away. And we go to Hawazar for the next ones. So much steak. Yes. Oh, I also need to make sure that my loot filter is turned off just in case. Disable just in case. Okay, so the next one's in Howazar. Where is Howazar? Is this Howazar? Oh, no. It's over here. We go to this one and we go south. — Yeah, we'll have to go south from here. Maxillion on Twitch said, "Hey Thor, I hope you can give me advice. " — What's up, dude? — I have a friend who has been like a brother to me for years, but recently it feels like he is a moment away from leaving me. — I did talk to him and he said that I hurt him when I was in one of my depressive spirals. — How in his words, it's because he is a strong empath that he felt that despair is well. So now he acts like I owe him the world and feels validated in calling me nasty things. I'm not wrong in feeling that this is out of line, right? That's 100% out of line. Yeah. Um, yeah, that doesn't make any sense. That's kind of a [ __ ] way to be real with you. You know, like that's not Yeah. I don't think that's good at all, dude. Yeah. It's totally out of line. Exactly. Yeah. It sounds like you were going through a bad time and now he wants you to owe him for that, which is really kind of weird. Not a fan of that. And I don't think that's fair to you or makes any sense. So I would I know that sucks because like you guys are good friends, but that's not what a friend would do. Nor does it really make any sense. That's like really [ __ ] behavior actually. Also, the idea that somebody says, "I'm an empath, so I'm allowed to treat you badly. " is uh probably the largest red flag to me legitimately. So, that's something you should definitely sit down and talk to them about or decide to remove yourself from the situation because that's not a not good. Yeah. Where does this one go? The other cow should be around here somewhere. This one I don't know the route very much. I'm not quite sure where the cows are here. No. Okay. Oh, hey, there's an event. Oddly enough, these are worth a shitload of XP. These little mini events. Uh, bring them to the center if you could. Yeah, we're not going to get through this. So, we don't have them centered. 42 billion damage. No. Nah. Oh, well, wait. Maybe you're saying there's a chance. Yeah, we got it somehow against all odds. Okay, the next three set of cows will be over on the right side. Also looks like there's like some up right up above where I'm at right now somehow. So like right here some can spawn, but
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we already seem to have killed those. So that's fine. Now we go down this way. No, we go over treasure goblin game. Let me off my goddamn horse. There we go. The game wouldn't let me off the horse. I was spamming the button. Yoink, yoink, yoink. All right. Okay. Okay, so the item that can drop off of these is different in each one of these little regions, but there's three. There's seven more cows over this away. How many Rs in Strawberry? Obviously three. Obviously. Unless you're AI, in which case you'll say that it's two. All right. Any cows? No cows. We move on. Next one is going to be up here to the right. Where am I? Up here. Oh, he's so weak. It was such a thin cow. Oh, I almost feel bad. Almost. Almost. Hey, look. Free XP. — Fortunate timing. Let's see who can hunt the most meat. Most pounds wins. Winner picks the dinner menu. — Horrifying. Straberry. Yes, that's how it works. Verona's already killed 15 somehow. Well, actually, she kicks ass and it's terrifying. — You haven't won yet. I think I've won. We need a Y strawberry. I would agree. — That one was going to be mine. — All of these are like a free half million XP. By the way, — you beat me. So, you choose what's on the menu. Job well done, I say. Okay. So, the next one is directly to the left. No, it's down over this way. Okay. did not spawn. Unfortunately, the cows don't always spawn either, which is kind of annoying. All right, cow's dead. Now we need to go to the next zone which is the first one again in dry steps. Where's dry steps? That one. The pharaoh brew. At least this one's more straightforward. May the fourth be with you.
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no item. If you made a wand that dropped your frames to one, does that mean you're too It's too strong? That means it's perfect. It's when it drops it to zero that you have a problem. That's when you have a big problem. You don't want it go to all the way to zero. — Kill Roy on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Have you ever thought about how cars are just horsedrawn carriages without the horses? And have you ever thought about how motorcycles are just machine horse chariot racing might be badass if we replace the horses with motorcycle? " No. Well, Australia did in the 1920s because they figured there wasn't enough ways to die in Australia, — and it's been a small but incredibly dangerous sport ever since. — Please, it is amazing. — What is it called? Cuz that sounds amazing. Motorcycle chariots seems insane. — And I'm like kind of super down for it. Two more cows. I can't wait to get the first of these items. Where do those cows go? No. Where is it? Should be like right there. They didn't spawn. Weird. All right. It's called motorcycle chariot racing. Australians tell me about this. Oh, you killed one. Okay. Yeah. Wait. Wait till we're together to kill them. Make sure your loot filter is off as well. Gleam Master. Either of us can get it, by the way. I don't believe they're tradable though cuz they're a quest item. Do you know if iron chunks are even used anymore? Cuz I don't even know if they're used in the game now. They seem to have changed like a lot of this [ __ ] around. So The hell? Random fireballs. Random. It's got to be up. Weren't popular in the 1930s. That's crazy to me, dude. The idea of that is insane. All right, now I think I know where all these locations are. We'll go back up this way. Back up over here. It was by police officers. Wait, what? Dude, the idea of doing that is insane to me. Like, it really is. Get him. All right. The sport was first held in the United States. That's insane to me, dude. Resistances now. Back up to here. I'm actually I'm wondering how long of a farm this really is because it's supposed to have like a fail safe effectively and the fail safe happens at 666 cows. So like that's a pretty long time. And I'm hoping that we can get it before that. One sec. The hell am I? Should be like right over here. Yeah, they're right here in this field. No, they sometimes just spawn zero of them. I hate that. lame. It's a lot of bull. It is
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but apparently the c the failout cap is 666. Um, back to Zarbanza. There's like one cow to the north of this, but that's not what we want. Also, they zoom the map in every time you go to a new location, which is really kind of annoying. waiting on you. You're close enough. There we go. Yeah, there should be one like down here. I need to find out where this cow is supposed to be. Hold up. Cuz this map is sort of [ __ ] It looks like it's actually in the next pocket. Yeah, it's in this pocket down here. There we go. Three of them. So any one of these can have up to three cows is what it looks like. Zero to three of them each time. And there's no guarantee that there's a cow on it. So we hope for three. They wish it would let you zoom out more than you currently do. I know. I feel the same way. And I know they do that during boss fights and it'd be really nice to have that, but Oh, we got three. They kill that off. Now we can go up north. I don't think I've seen a single cow in this spot the whole time, even though it's listed on the map. So that's a little bit weird. Maybe they're inside the building. No, it's like an old church in here. That'll work. Don't know. Yeah. Weird. Or maybe it's north of this actually. No, it's north of it. I'm dumb. It's this pocket right here. There we go. Dead sadness. What build is this? This is my own homebrew. I can clear torment 12 on it. Um but right now we're trying to get the cow level [ __ ] cuz there's secret there's a secret cow level and so we're trying to get the cows. It is the great rarity though is the problem. I don't know if it gets a higher level fourman drop rate. We just have to kill cows is basically what it comes down to. You sure it exists? Yes, I am sure it exists. Back up the dry steps we go. Is it confirmed? It is confirmed that these steps exist and I know that because I was there in the beginning when people were solving it and I know how to get these pieces. I know it up to a certain point and I don't know anything past that. People have made strides while I've been out of the game though, so I'm excited to try those portions out. I don't think anyone who's solved it solved it, but the rumor is that it's fully implemented in this expansion. We just need to kill enough cows to be able to get the special items. Oh, treasure goblin. Goblin's dead. You'll never escape this way, chat. The way to get the first pieces is a grind to be clear. It is not easy. Well, it's easy. It's just slow as [ __ ]
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Please. There we go. Someone has a video of getting there is no kill level of putting the pieces in the cube. Really? That's even more interesting actually. Is there a count you can see? No, it's just a chance every time you kill the cows and then a fail out um like a freebie. If you get to 666 and you haven't gotten one of the items, you will get it. So, there's a failout drop for you. See, here's one. And it's random each time how many you're going to get to be clear. So, the hope is that you get three on each one. This one got three. See? Rushed him. Wait. Oh, that mean did it die standing up? It did. Yeah. You hope for three each time, basically. There's one. Are the drop rates known? The drop rate is incredibly low until you get to 666 and then it is guaranteed. So that is the known drop rate. Just incredibly low chance. And at 666 it's guaranteed. And we're farming two of the locations at once right now. My hope is to get at least one of these items per week on average. That is that's kind of like where you're at with it because it's so rare. Oh, no dudes. Yeah, that one didn't spawn. Is there a crown of the cow king? The helm cosmetics? Yes, there is. And we don't know where that comes from yet. My hope is that's what happens when you unlock the full cow level. It's a cosmetic. only like it says that it's through in-game rewards. So, you have to get them all in one week. No ticks. As far as I know, that's not true. They don't last one week. I have never heard anyone say that. Yeah, they don't have like a time limit on them or anything. Did something change that made that a thing? From the first drop, you have 666 seconds. I have never seen that. Where did you see that? Cuz that sounds like a crazy rumor that I've never heard. Yeah. I'm wondering where you got that. Would be lame if the crown is the end. No, it wouldn't. That'd be cool as [ __ ] Think about all you have to do in Noa for a crown, dude. It's the same [ __ ] I'm more than okay with that. If it ends with a crown, I'm in, you know. I doubt it's the end too, but still, you know. Yeah, Tix, I'm wondering where you got that. Like I'm kind of nervous about that now cuz that if that turns out to be the case that I'm going to have to go hard hard. Any reason to play it over POE2? Just personal preference. Whatever you want to play. I play POE 2 to play hardcore. I don't play Diablo I hardcore. It's not fun hardcore. It's really not enjoyable for that. Also, if anybody wants to join for cow farming, just join. You're good to go. But I'm going to be going as fast as possible. So, if you get left behind, you get left behind. Got to go quick. Go cow go. Diablo hardcore equals also full globe out of fear. You know, it's just not good because there's so many gimmick mechanics that just insta
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kill you in Diablo 4. And like that's not fun. Path of Exile 2 is a lot more readable, I think. And because it's more readable, it's just better for a, you know, a hardcore experience, if that makes sense. Like cuz like dude the sword drop mechanic execution or whatever is insane. You was misinformed. You have to kill all 666 cows in one week in order to get the relic drop. That is correct. Yes, that part is true. Yeah. Not a timer. That's why I was like, where did you get that? I hope that's not true. Did they learn more? You know, the idea is that I'm going through and doing this. It's um it's also not always 666 cows. To be clear, there have been players that got it on their first kill. That was at launch. So, unless they changed that dramatically, which I'm hoping they didn't. Should be okay. It's a chance on every drop and a guaranteed at 666. At least that's what it used to be. Oh, wait. I'm always going to kill yellow elites. delicious. Which means if you're in the party, you have a chance of getting the drop. Off we go. Yeah, it just means the pity timer resets every 666 seconds is what you're saying. Yeah, pee death feels earned. Like you really have to screw up to die in it, which makes sense, right? And that makes it better in like um hardcore, which is why I like playing in hardcore. The highest level hardcore character I've ever had in Path of Exile 2 so far was my druid at level 75 and he finally died. I got killed by a boss mechanic that appeared off screen then deleted me which felt bad. You'll play more Hightail soon. Not until they have the updates. I can't do anything in Hightail until they update and uh give me custom item components on items. Like I just there's nothing I can do there. And for me, it feels like a waste of my time until that's a thing because I'm basically just developing [ __ ] that I can't use yet and can't do anything with. So, I'd rather work in an environment where I can actually have like stuff that you guys get to play and test, you know, which is what I did with block game this morning. Just stuff like that. You know, my plan is to spend a couple hours on block game development stuff every day. Please. Why is this not working? Hold up. God damn it. There we go. Please. Yeah, these two are in Wait, that was weird. town, and since they're in town, you can't blow them up normally. How's your loot filter? It's turned off for this, just in case. I don't want it to be one of those things where I don't get the drop because that was on. Was that portal? That was his. He's got a gold one. Still a Java dev. God damn it. I do have to make some Java changes. I'll be doing some Java development [ __ ] soon. As much as that's awful. I will have to do it. When will the next full dev stream be? I don't know. Uh, part of the community likes walking watching video games, like likes watching dev. So, I just do both, man. Wait, I missed one of the packs. It's up here. Or did I? Nope. There it is. Die cows. You're legally obligated to cry about being a Java dev. Yes, as all good Java devs do. You have to cry about it. That's what makes you a Java Dev. Broom. Christopher Dark Matter on Twitch said, "Thor, what if all the party gets the spoils, but you make them PvP or compete for the top treasure? Would it be fun? Now that I think about it, might be bothersome to some. Also, thank you for the streams. It's really fun to see you break games. — So, something that I think might be really fun actually is in block game if I do the arena and I make it so that
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maybe once a week we do an arena chest kind of like World of Warcraft does with Gurabashi. I could do something like that and it could be a PvP related target specifically for PvPers to want to take it because the arena is PvP enabled. stuff like that where it's a theme park for like a PvPer kind of mentality. That would be fun, you know. So, I think I'll do something like that. Yeah. Oh, wait. Wrong way. Give them a ranking. A PVP ranking. No, I'm just going to I'm going to set up an arena for that. Yoink. Is it hard for you to stay positive? No, man. Not at all. Like, I'm quite happy and you guys allow that, right? Like, I get to do some of the coolest [ __ ] that I've ever thought I could ever do because of you. There's nothing to be upset about. I think it's easy to lose track of stuff like that in your life. of like where you at and what you're able to do. And like I got no complaints there, man. Like I'm so happy about where the rescue is going right now. Like it's awesome, man. I never thought I'd be able to do stuff like that. You guys are freaking amazing. So thank you. It's okay that you're a Java dev. Blew it up. More cows. Oh, only one. We need more cows, man. I wonder if it ruins it if you're in a group. I wonder if only your direct kills count for the timer. or if you're in a group if it matters. It works with the group. All right, good news. By the way, I only know these two locations. I only have a map for these two. Um, there should be another one. So, we have Harizar and we have the dry steps cow farming. We need a bloody wooden shard and an intricate metallic fragment from these two. die. It looks to be tradable. No way. Is it actually? So only one of us needs to get it. There's that one done. By the way, Tix, if you want to join, come join. When will this cowside stop? Never. We're making beef. The Japanese have finally learned about American barbecue, and we have to provide all of the beef for it. It's incredibly important. We're all going to Texas. Trick message. You're already in Texas. That's how big it is. It's true. Beef is what's for dinner, dude. Beef is always for dinner now. Got to go up this way. I feel like we're going to hit the failout timer. That's going to be very sad. The pity drop. Need my fish though done. Uh, Misto would be really nice. If you want to do that, we could do it on Torment 10. We're doing cows right now to try and get the uh the cow drops
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but Mafisha would be pretty optimal. Pizzas are almost done. Anyone want a slice? Dude, give me a slice of pizza. Why are you running around with that cube? I don't see the sites you wish to show me. Dude, I'm going to show you so many sites, though. Think of the sites, dude. Wait, didn't you join? Wait, I don't know what just happened there. Uh, so you want to do a fish though real fast is what you're saying. I have two keys for it. Complete 10 of the following objectives. Challenges. Prove all those that doubted your strength and constitution and claim the guilded lore of hatred. So this one is I have to defeat Mesto and torment 10. To earn the rewards unlock access to rank 11. Do you want to you guys want to go do Meisto? because that'll unlock this which is kind of a [ __ ] and it gives titles sanctuaries and hatred for the titles and you get a mythic responent spark which is kind of nice. No more cows. We'll go back to cows after meto. Meisto's hard as [ __ ] It's echo the false prophet right here's the one we have to do. Yeah. Still run. Wait, there we go. You're on the squishy side. That's okay. Uh, we are full for right now, Tix. Unfortunately, cuz we can only have four people. We can't have five. Yeah. Damn. No problem. Okay, you ran out of pepperoni. You'd use ham. That's fine. And it has pineapple. Also good. I'm dead. Can do what takes afterwards. Totally fair. Let's go get this unlocked for everybody. Actually, wait, wait, wait. Before we do this, does anyone not have Echo of Lilith unlocked? Have any of you guys not done Echo of Lilith in the party? Anybody? Anybody in the party? Cuz you got to get that one done before we can do this one. Oh, I need to do that. Oh, that'll happen naturally. Waiting on ads. Oh. Um, Mirror says to let Tix in. Tick Jordan. Let's go do it. Your Twitch stream crashed with a 3000 error. Yeah. Common Twitch L, dude. Super annoying. Uh, let me actually melt my [ __ ] first. I have a bunch of [ __ ] in my inventory. Did mirror get all the brain cells? Yes. Mirror is the arbiter of the brain cells. Okay, we've got ads for another 30 seconds, but we can go out there and pick stuff up because we have to get to the unlock first. To think you all started here. — Born of light and of hatred. And to hatred you shall return. Hey man, you're scarier in this mode, aren't you? Oh, he's real scary. He has so much HP. I'll get them up. — Are you not tired of lying to yourself — that this world — Get him these people — can be saved. — You'll have to get us up. I bet there's a face, too. — You fight so hard to get us up. Get us up — and yet you refuse to see it.
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My man, you looked away for a split second. Yeah, you can't. I tried to go and res you, but I couldn't see [ __ ] on the floor cuz it was too much crap. Wait, what's going on here? — You impetuous fool. Uh, game. He'll run. Are you stuck in a cinematic? — Be it. — Yeah, you are. He's stuck in a cinematic. We're all dead. The truth of what I am. — Hello. — All illusions burn from your eyes. — We're all dead right now. It's just Phil run alive right now. I couldn't see [ __ ] on the ground. I don't think he can get us up. I have already. — He's going to win though. It looks like — waters. Soon your kind will drown in my — We all died, dude. — Just freeze them. I'm dead. — What are you talking about? — You also can't freeze mafisha. as though you could escape my grass. Come on. There we go. Holy [ __ ] dude. Did I not just go up and around that projectile and it still hit me? Did that not just rubber band me back into the projectile and kill me? Yeah, they really need to get rid of the warlock spell effects. Holy [ __ ] Okay, hold up. Give me a second. Shut up for a second. There we go. Um, I think the warlock spell effects are too visually noisy for fights like this because I literally can't see the ground behind all of my own explosions and it's like really not great right now. And that one I definitely rubber banded back into the projectile. All right, let's see what we can do here. N these are worthless. I need a six slaughter talisman. Welcome to Diablo. This was the same problem that necromancers had in the beginning and they nerfed them because they have just too much like visual noise. Like when you do this, you literally can't see the ground. Like, let me turn down my own effects so I can actually see [ __ ] I'm supposed to not stand in. You know what I mean? That's the problem. Too much visual noise. Way too much. All right, fine. Let's rock. Opacity slider for spell visuals would be really nice. Yes. — Stubborn child, — when will you learn? — Yep. See? Can't see [ __ ] There's too much crap all over the ground up there. I just got hit by something. — Are you not tired of lying to yourself that this world, these people can be — Got him. Nice. You impetuous fool. — These fights kill bit rate. Yeah, I want to turn off other players effects as well. Like I would love to just not see someone else's spells in any way. — You want the truth of what I am? — What color is cow drop? Don't know. — Let all illusions burn from your eyes. might make an unkillable juggernaut so you don't have to worry about not seeing spell mechanics. Fair.
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— Nice. Dodged it. — I have already poisoned the waters. Soon your kind will drown in my hatred. — Try to get the others up. — Child, — how you scratch and bite as though you could escape my grass. — Dodging [ __ ] I just can't see them. I tried to go around that one and I it still hit me. Yeah, I just need there to be less visual noise. I think that's one of the biggest things in bullet hells. Like if you're playing a bullet hell game, you need to be able to see the projectiles and in this you just can't see them. Yeah, it's a bad experience. I agree, Tix. I just don't want to see anybody else's effects. Visibility is the biggest problem in these fights. Visual clarity is super ass in Diablo I. I think it's the weakest part of the game. Everything else is great. Visual clarity, not so much. Yeah, one warlock is really bad. Two is terrible. — It's the warlocks that's the issue. And I'm playing one, so sucks. — Yeah. See that? That's how it should look. — Embrace it. — Yeah, they should just make it so I can't see your spells, you know? Like that's all I'm asking. not tired of lying to yourself that this world these people — or let me even lower the opacity of my own spells. You — fight so hard to reveal the truth and yet you refuse to see it. Got him. I think I was resing you in the cinematic. — You impetuous fool. — Yeah, it's just visuals, man. That's all it is. — You want the truth of what I am? — The pizzas are too toasty. Burn from your eyes. Nope. I have already poisoned the waters. — You are your mother's child. — It's the bullets again. No, it's lightning this time. — How you scratch and bite? — And I'm dead somehow. — You could escape my grave. — Well, I resed a bunch of people. Uh, it's just you can't see [ __ ] dude. It's too much [ __ ] from all the spell effects on screen. I really wish there was. Is there no option for this [ __ ] Is there really no option to turn off other people's effects? That's ass, man. I wish there was anything we could do for that. Try accessibility. It's text to speech and screen reading visual high contrast cursor. I mean, that's nice. I guess that's good. No. No, dude. I got nothing. Just character visibility, but I've done that. It just looks bad. Like, we need to be able to like turn off each other's spell effects so we can actually see the [ __ ] we're supposed to be avoiding. — He has three phases. Jesus. — You will join. — Reduced strobing is not it. No. — One way or another.
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— Yeah, we already have two deaths. I'll get them up. We stay inside the uh immunity bubble. — I might actually bring my uh paladin for this. — Are you not tired of lying to yourself that this world, these people can be saved? This is what I'm talking about. You can't see anything that's going on screen — like at all. — Is an illusion. — You fight so hard to reveal the truth. — We're all dead and we have to sit through the cinematic. There we go. The low effects option does help. Where the hell is that [ __ ] Texture quality clutters objects. Scroll down. Holy [ __ ] Yeah, turn this [ __ ] off, dude. It's less, but still the same. We'll see. I feel the heat pounding in your chest. Embrace it. Can't see [ __ ] All right. Okay, now it's just a matter of him using different abilities. Yeah. You see those swords flying out? Those swords don't have a spell effect around them. — Are you not tired? — And you still can't see anything. — Yeah. that this world, these people, — it's better, but it's still ass. Like, I don't want to see my allies abilities at all. Like, I want to turn them off. off everybody else's spell effects except for the monster that I'm fighting. I don't need to see your powers. You know what I mean? I think it's a really big fail in the part of the game. It's like being in a mosh pit during a rave. With low effects on, you do zero damage. What do you mean? What do you mean your damage is reduced? Wait, what? Explain yourself, bud. It was basically nothing. Your ultimate failed. Okay, I'm going to turn down the audio real quick just so we can have a normal conversation. Are you telling me that by turning off visual effects, your spells are no longer doing damage? Phil run. Can you uh can you try that again at least on Apocalypse? Let me go to another area real quick and try that. Because if that's the case, I'm going to lose my [ __ ] Also, we have to repair because we've been dying a shitload. If you don't repair, you're basically just dunzo. Um, let me see if this still counts because if my effects aren't doing anything. Yeah, no effects equals no damage. Sounds like superior orc logic. Yeah. No, I mean that's uh that's wild. Do it on a training dummy. No, I'm going to go fight monsters in the open world. So, it's a valid target.
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No, it looks like it's still doing it. Um, did you miss maybe? Oh, that was only 14 billion. Wait, what? Wait a minute. This might actually be doing less damage. I don't know. No, it's still doing it. Okay. I was really worried for a minute there because I'm like, dude, what is going on? But no, it looks fine. A champion of evil has accepted my challenge and he's dead. Yeah. No, it's still the same. It must have been a charge up thing. Like you didn't have the charge up on him. That's the only I can think of at that point. Is a boss target dummy in Kovash. Yeah, but I wanted to do it on like valid actual monsters. I didn't want it to be like a random maybe, you know, there's a problem there. You put 400 millions instead of trillions. Try changing your spell effects back, Filrron. Because if visual effects are changing the amount of damage you deal, that's a massive bug. Like, that's enormous cuz I don't think this is changing my damage cuz I'm normally doing about this much. You can help with me though if needed. We have a fourpack. The problem is we're not able to do it because visual clarity in that fight is ass. There's no way it's true. You'd be surprised. Yeah, because I'm still doing billions. Yeah. 12 billion in there. 35 billion there. Mine's definitely still working. Yeah. 514 million. Let me um let me go to my options real quick and I'm going to change this. Jesus Christ, it's all the way at the goddamn bottom. One sec. Options. Turn off low FX. Turn this back off. There we go. Okay. So, just changing that around and that's it. That's the only thing I changed was visual effects back up. Experimenting some stuff. Yeah, we're hoping this isn't a thing, but it could be. And the idea is it maybe there is a chance that your damage decreases. Oh no. Is that value about the same? 15 billion. Um 16 billion. My damage is about the same. Yeah, I' I've got the audio turned off. Um, my damage is definitely not changing. Is your damage changing? Yeah, I turned it down for right now because we're trying to test this. I just needed to make sure cuz that was a that's a scary bug if that's the case. Yeah, I muted it for a bit because that fight had like really loud volume and I was trying to sit there and talk and it was not good. Yeah, it's still there. It's still exactly the same, bro. That's really weird. Get rid of that guy. Yeah. No, this is fine. I don't think there's anything else in here. Huh? Yeah. Yeah, Phil Run, are you still having the same problem even against that? Hey, Sinetics, dude. Senetics is an old buddy of mine. We used to work together. What's up, man? We're uh we're trying to figure out how we can make Diablo I less [ __ ] to play. It's a great game, but like the visual clarity of combat is ass when you get like more than one person together. and we're trying to beat uh Torment 10 misto and you just can't see the fight cuz the screen is just a constant explosion of your allies and there's no way to turn off like allied visual effects which is terrible feeling. So I don't really know what to do about it. Like look at that. The screen is just a mess, you know, but we're trying to figure out anything. Also, every one of the effects from the
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bosses one-shotss you, so there's that, too. Yeah, I can't hear you over how loud those V effects are. What was that exactly? And here's the problem. It doesn't reduce the opacity of your allies effects either. So, you get four people at once, you can't see the floor. The boss has constant effects that are over the entire room that all one-shot you. So, we're like what do you do, right? like there's not really a lot there. Sometimes your alt just fails to do anything, but it does what it's supposed to do. It's massive damage. Um, so if that's the case, Fon, maybe it's an effect that's not applying, like you're not applying a certain effect that's in there that's supposed to be applying. Because there's one like that for me, which is when I don't get close enough, I'm not applying situ because I just don't have the right damage going. Oh, you could have been cool, but it's not. It's just not cool. Deleted. Oh, well, it looks pretty. Yeah. No, it does. It does look pretty, but it's like you can't play that, man. It's like definitely not playable in those fights. And I don't know. I want to play them. You know, — we're trying to do endgame content. We can't because of that [ __ ] — Back to it then. Why is the stream encrypted? Your add-on doesn't work. What? Dude, — what do you mean? What add-on? What are you talking about? — There we go. — Step up to my anvil. — A simple opacity slide bar for effects is all that's needed. Yes, exactly. Like, let me just turn off my allies. Like, other players, I don't need to see their effects. I legit that unless I'm doing PvP and then I should have the choice to do it. I don't need it otherwise. Like it's just not good. Well, I could go get my paladin. Oh, I just realized something. Do you guys want to know something really funny? I'm not wearing my helmet and my ring. They're on my paladin. Alex Bones has him right now. Dude, that's so goddamn funny. Dude, — that might be why. No, that's not why. Yeah, there's my two items. Well, I guess we don't need DBS, so I'll play my Paladin for this. Let me actually see if it's a different season journey for them. It is not. It's totally the same one. So, uh, if you guys want to invite me, invite me up and we could go do this. Oh, I need the crux of the false prophet. Is that Wait, is that tradable between my characters? Hold up. I don't know if that's actually tradable. What's your pal? My paladin. Poor man. Blizzard catching strays. No, the visual effects are still ass, dude. That doesn't change. Yeah. No, the visual effects are the problem here, but me not having a helmet is not going to change the visual effects being awful. You still get one shot, to be clear. Yeah, only needs one key. It's open for all. I got to get the keys on my right character, though. They get your point, but still, no, it doesn't change it. Like, literally, it's still going to be ass visual effect. Like, they still have a problem here for sure. Okay. Uh, I'll run the auras and keep you guys up for that. And I'll just I'll focus on support and DB and um resing people. — Yeah, visual clutter doesn't change whether I'm wearing a helmet or not. How many characters you have this season two? All right, invite. I'm ready to go. All right, this will have less visual clutter cuz I'm playing a character that doesn't do that. Uh, if you guys stand in the aras, you should be getting a bunch of buff and I should be increasing
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your armor and resistances by 127%. Inside of the aura. So, you should be styling in toughness now. Like, your toughness should be way up there. Like way up there. Good. We're good. Yeah, 138%. A lot more toughness. All right, let's rock. — Yeah, my auras should keep you going. — I feel the hate pounding in your chest. — Embrace it. Are you not tired of lying to yourself that this world, these people? — I'm weakening him as well, so he should do less damage. — You, — it's still visually awful. — RMaxing for sure. You just need a support character when you're doing bosses. And now I can see nothing. Yes. So be it. — That's much quicker. I'm buffing their damage, too. — You want the truth of what I am. — Do I though? — Let all illusions burn from your eyes. Okay, I got him. I got him weakened. — Oh, that was weird. — I have already poisoned the waters. Soon your kind will drown in my hatred. — Got him weakened again. Oh [ __ ] You are your mother's child. — Weakened him. — How you scratch and bite. — A you could escape. — The bullets. The [ __ ] bullets on the ground. The R is gone. — Oh, you got him. Get me up. Get me up. — Yes. RS are back up. I'm getting him. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. — Still my waters run. — All right, here we go. — Phase three. — Wake up. — Here we go. — Mother is not here to pull you back to the surface. — Dude, grandpa is mean. choice. — How many times have you died? — No power but what I allow. He has a big invisible wall around him there, which is what I didn't know existed. All right. Yep. Go Ruby, go. — What the [ __ ] is that? — Wish this flesh means nothing. I am eternal. You cannot run from me. — I wish I could zoom around while I'm dead. There we go. He's getting stacks. Okay, boss is going to phase. He's going to change. Oh my god. Will he do it? Can Ruby do it? Carried by Ruby. Maybe — I plucked you from the wilderness. Shivering in the dark.
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— One more bomb. — Made you what you are. didn't do it. He had a shield. — Wait, — maybe he's dead. He's actually dead. Holy [ __ ] All right, it's done. Good job, man. That's freaking awesome. That's a lot of loot. That's too much L loot. Good job, Thoron. That was freaking rad. Thank you very much. I will say right now, that fight is ass visually. Also, a broken strong. I found awesome supplication. Brandish deals damage in all directions. Frostburn. Interesting. Yeah, that toughness is crazy. That's actually insane. Red sermon. I got a bunch of talismans. None of these are aura skills, are they? No. No a skills with that one. Disciple skills. No, none of those work. Crazy fight. Yeah, — that boss battle was live footage of your stomach digesting nothing. Nice. — You know where to find me. — All right, I'm going to take my helmet and my ring back off and put them on my Warlock because I want to open up this chest on my Warlock. Where'd it go? Oh, I haven't picked it up yet. All right, we're going to put that over there, too. And I think we're good otherwise. Trying to think of anything else. Nice. And I'll put this frostburn out on this tab. Where is it? There we go. Disciple skills now weaken enemies for 12%. That's what we want. — Taken apart. — That weaken was working really well, too. — Like this funny Japanese animation. Hell yeah. One person opens the chest forever and you'd have to do it again. No. It's an unlock for my account. You'll see. The account unlock is the one that I'm after. Okay. And now we can go in here and I claim the rewards. Got a spork. Nice. So that just gives a spark. It doesn't actually give a mythic. That's kind of annoying. Fleshwrit bane like runick. Seed of horizont. Oh [ __ ] Well, that's the one I'm going to wear. That's really good. When I get a six slaughter, that's what I'm wearing. It's got a cut rusty cowbell when fishing. I've had that before. It's a weird item. I don't know if it actually doesn't. That's sick though. That's really sick. I could also do Scepter of Three. Seat of Horizont and Scepter of Three
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are both amazing. Yeah, you can get it as Junk from the Whispers. That's where I'm got mine. I don't have the gold. That sucks. gold for it. F. The quest has been furthered. What do they do now? Okay. So, now there's another one done. A mythic herdrick seal. Mainlander, what brings you — back to it? — Okay, back to the cows. Someone made complete guide to the Calibible quest and the thumbnail is AI. Oh, that's uh it's probably going to be an AI [ __ ] thing, dude. See if somebody actually did it or if they just put together an AI summary of it. That's a lie, which we've seen a shitload of. It's goddamn annoying, honestly. Where they're like, "Yeah, this is how you do the cow level. " And it's just complete fake [ __ ] Come join back up for the cows whenever you guys want. the steps only give you an empty potion. Uh, so that isn't the end right now. You can now get some other items as well, and I have to go through those, but I'm doing the beginning part of this, which is the cow items, and I'm trying to do them during the season. So, Did you put your ring and helm back on? I think so. I did. Yeah. What the It's just like random physics on the ground, though. That's super weird. Here's that video. It's 5 minutes long. If it's saying the complete cow quest, but it doesn't actually have the complete quest because nobody knows it, then f, you know. Literally nobody knows all of the steps to the cow stuff right now. We're all trying to figure it out together, the whole community. I'm doing the very beginning parts of it that people have known for ages. So, Damn it. Zoom back in. There we go. I wonder if cows spawn at a hell tide. It's a hell tide right now. We're the area that we need to kill cows in. What's the cow quest about? So, there are a number of cows on the map and if you kill enough of them, they have a chance to drop special items. You got to get all three of those special items. Then we can move to the next section. It is a secret and it's a secret that has been in Diablo since forever. The cow level has always been a joke in Diablo. that's been around for ages and ages. And since this is the latest iteration of Diablo, we're looking for the gall. No one has found it yet, though. Um, there are a number of different steps that all take quite a great deal of time, and that is what we're working on. One of those steps right now. Oh, it looks like during Hell Tides, cows don't spawn. Or maybe they do. Let's find out. Nope. Two of the spots don't have cows that normally do. [ __ ] Oh, that really sucks, actually. Uh, wonder if this third one will have it. No.
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Where am I right now? Should be over here. This one will spawn because it's outside of the hillside. So, hell tide deletes the cows is what it looks like. Is this the warlock? Yeah, it's a homebrew build that I made that I really enjoy and I can do torment 12 on it, so I know it works. Yep, there is a cow here, but it's not inside the hell tides. So, if garlic violence ramen from Japan, I love garlic, dude. — Qualitaro 1987 on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Hello, Thor. I was wondering if you had any advice about grief. — I lost my dad on Saturday and while my sisters and I knew it was coming, it still hurts. Spend time with your family while you can chat. You don't have any guarantees. Yach 100. Yach 100. Yach 100. — Like I'm going to give you the same advice that I always talk about with this. Um even though your situation is unique and different from anybody else's, no matter what, right? When you lose a family member, it's devastating. But you have to take time for yourself and work your way through that. and it will never truly get better. It will become different and you'll be okay with that. There's no getting better as people always call it. They say like, "Oh, it'll get better. " It won't. It's going to be different and different is normal eventually and you'll be okay. And that's all that really matters there, man. Like, and then that's it. Yeah. You got to allow yourself to feel and be okay with different eventually in your own time. That's it. The only thing that I can say is don't turn to things to fill the gap. Drugs, alcohol, bad relationships, [ __ ] like that. Don't do that. You know, take the time for yourself to work through it. And to be honest with you, it's going to catch you in weird ways, man. It will. Random parts of your day, you'll be doing an activity that suddenly you just start crying or some [ __ ] happens and it reminds you. And that's just how that goes. And eventually you'll be okay with that and it won't be as impactful even if it's not truly better. So, just take the time you need, man. And don't regret a whole bunch of your interactions or anything like that. It's an easy way to blame yourself for any slights you had in a relationship once somebody's gone or anything like that is if you made mistakes, just learn from them, but don't have them keep you down. You know, it's tough, man. It really is. You'll be okay, though, eventually. Yeah. You learn to live with it. Exactly. It's the same thing like losing people is the same. It's all It's always that you have to stop it from killing you too, you know. What are the special items you get from the cows of mass? So, the two that we're trying to farm right now are the intricate metallic fragment and the bloody wooden shard, which are two of the three that we need. We can only get one every week from each one of these. Um, and it's got like a failout timer. So, you kill 666 cows and you're guaranteed a drop. And then if you each one you kill, you have a chance of a drop. One sec. And there we go. Wasn't the cow level super easy to get in Diablo II? Yeah, it was actually. It was super easy to get in Diablo II. This is very different. So Diablo I is much more intricate, much more involved. Kind of like um there's been a couple of mounts like that in World of Warcraft that are like super intricate big puzzles, right? And that's basically what's happening here is they've done that, which I think is cool. Personally, I think that's more fun. Okay, hold up. Where the hell am I? Goes over here. We can also go over to Scosglland and get the third one. The problem, too, is each one of these packs of cows has zero to three of them. So, you never truly know what you're about to get, which is kind of Are you stuck on the goddamn wall game? I was stuck on a chest high wall. My mount died. Going to need a minute.
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There we go. How annoying. Wooden shard sounds like Wart's leg. It is. It's a bloody wooden shard. It's a part of Wart's leg. All of these are items from a uh previous Diablo. So, if you look at We can't do these ones because Hellfire. If you look at the bloody wooden shard, that's W's leg. If you look at the intricate metallic fragment, that's a piece of the Herodrick cube. And then the other one is what is it called? It's a piece of the tome of town portal is the other one, which are all part of the cows. Like, that's the whole idea. The Scland one kind of sucks. We have to start in Sagar. Let me see. Is Arbani. Where's Serar? There we go. So, Serar the Town. Which build are you running with? I made it myself. Um, I am using Demonology and Apocalypse. It's fun. Really enjoy it actually. But I can farm Torment 12 with it, so I know it works. Just homebrew it. It's nice cuz like you can play these characters so many different ways now. Like the build diversity has gone through the roof. There's cows. And there should be another set here. So, there's five right there. But now we got to go all the way around. The Skyland ones are kind of annoying because they're really far apart. Yeah, Wart's leg and town portal for Diablo II. Yes, you got it. People have gotten the um the weapon is the big thing. The cow king's like bartish or whatever it is. Bartes. Bartish. This spot can have up to six cows at it in this farm. Looks like we got — damn stones didn't do much through it. — Unlucky. And then there's a couple more over this one. — There was a worst leg reference in Hellgate London. Dude, I love Hellgate London. When I first got my job, I had to write a um not a design doc, but a test plan for a video game of any video game. And I chose Hellgate London for my test plan of how I would test all the mechanics. back to Barbara. But yeah, no, it used to be a super easy thing to get in this in uh Diablo II though. Diablo 3 and Diablo II was not a hard thing to do and it's become difficult in Diablo I because I think they're giving some other payoff to it. They have to be My guess is it'll be cosmetic in nature. But if it's the cow king's helmet, I'm super down. Cow king's crown, rather. Come on, Gabe. Summon my dudes. Why? It's so annoying. There we go. go. Can't wait for it to be a cow mount, dude. If it is, I'm super down. You had to beat ball before you could do it. Do you want to know something really interesting? Actually, um I don't know if I have an item that talks about it. I think the next primeval we're going to fight is going to be ball. In fact, I guarantee it at this point. Let me see if I can find the text line. Diablo for uh hate begets destruction. Yeah. So part of the prophecy in this is the cycle. Hate begets destruction. Destruction begets terror. Terror begets hate. Hate is mafisto. Destruction is ball. And terror is Diablo. So that means the next one is going to be us fighting ball because we've now killed hatred. Yeah. Hate leads to destruction. Exactly. So we're going to do ball next for sure. That's my guess for the overarching story, which I think is cool. I'm digging it, dude. I'm really
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happy they're doing that. And I like that they're getting back into the lore and the prophecy of like what a primeval really is. There's a side quest that indicates Diablo. I bet it's not going to be Diablo. It can't be. If they do Diablo next, then they've ruined all of the prophecy that they've built up for the whole expansion, — which would be really shitty to be honest with you because Diablo's Lord of Terror. He It's got to be Ball next. — I hope it's not Diablo. That would make a mess of the whole thing. Yeah, they have to save Diablo for last because it's supposed to be destruction. Um, sorry, uh hatred then destruction then terror and Diablo's terror. So if they jump the gun and do that, it'll that'll ruin it, man. — Magic. Something feels wrong. — Hey, sarcophagus time. We got to kill things inside the rings. — Bloody hell. That is if I could see the goddamn rings. No, too much. — I guess not. — I won't give up. Visual clarity is easily is really good compared to POE. No, it ain't. Not even close, dude. That's one of the things I like about Path of Exile, too, is you can actually see what the hell is going on. — No, — too much. — I can't see [ __ ] in this. Yeah, visual clarity is not a thing in this game. And it's mostly cuz like I can see all of my effects and all of my allies effects and it just doesn't need to be that way. — Great fight. Free [ __ ] Oh, I'm out of I'm oval capped. Okay. Where am I right now? Supposed to be like right here. I guess the cows can spawn in this field and we just didn't have them. You've had your loot filter on, you fool. Oh no. Golemmancer. You could have got the drop. We don't know if it gets filtered. The poor lad. I did bring this up like 20 times, man. In PE2's endgame, it has a bad visual clarity uh problem. Does it really? I mean, I've never really played a class that has that issue, though. Probably because I play hardcore, you know what I mean? Like, I only play hardcore in Diablo or sorry, in Path of Exile 2. So, because of that, I don't really have that issue cuz you have to see [ __ ] Should have brought it up 21 times. True. Do we know if the cow timer is a global thing like the cow count or if it's only for one of these zones at a time? Like am I screwing myself by farming all three of the zones? I don't know if it's a global account. One zone at a time, you think? You didn't see a flashbang mortar build. I don't do that. So like I don't know. Every time I play Path of Exile 2, I play hardcore and I play solo self found. So I can't do the like community builds, right? I can just make something that lets me survive for as long as I can based on the items that I picked up, you know? And I play true hardcore where I delete the
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character when they die. Damn bloody. — God, I hate getting stuck in the ground. What the hell is going on here? Jesus. — I grew up in the — things were a bad one. — Stuck in the ground. I think the warlock has that problem more than other classes right now is you just getting stuck inside of [ __ ] randomly. Each zone has its own timer and the drop condition changes the cows after the first zone. Oh, does it really? So when I find one of them, it resets the timer on the other two. Is that what you're saying? So, we should just be doing one of these. Well, that sucks. All right, we'll just do fire brew. Haven't been in chat for a long time. How's it going? It's going good. We're farming cows. It no longer has a 666 guarantee after the first. That's pain. You can't be serious. Oh. You can make an alt for another pity drop. Oh, I guess that's true. We could use an alt for the pity drop. Yeah, that makes more sense. It looks like I have to keep going back to Ferrau over and over again, though, to rearm it. I think I have to teleport back to town and then teleport back down to here and it should respawn them. Did it not? Oh, it didn't respawn them. So, we have to farm two locations at once. There's no other way to do it. Unironically, no way to do this. We were already doing this the best way we could. unfort which pity dropped the cows. It's a secret. Okay, so we farm two of these locations at the same time. We farm one and then switch over and farm the other and hope beyond hope that we get the random drop on one of them. Hello. Who's that? Is that a Henry? You say Henry? Oh, it sound like you said Henry. I was like, what the hell? He's big. Oh, you're in here to steal my nail clippers. Let me see. Shay has thefted my nail clippers to clip his nails. There's going to be nails all over my floor now. There are not human nails on my floor. I cleaned them up. Thank you very much. Yep. I'm never going to see them again. Yeah, they're going to show up in the vacuum later. They're definitely going to leave the office. He's got something on. Give me this, man. Hello. What are you doing? You're so big now. Look, it's Nemo. Look how big he is. He's so big. It's his first winter, so he's big. Or his first year, rather. Big. Get it. Get the camera. Hi. You're large. Did you know that? Nemo only has three legs. He's missing one of his front ones. Hi. Yeah, that's Nemo. Look how big he is now, right? He's enormous now. He's gotten so big. Yeah, he's only got three legs. He's gotten very, very large. The boys always do in their first year. First year boys get enormous.
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Yeah, super enormous. He came to us with um an amputated leg because he was at the pet store and unfortunately he got his arm caught on something and decided to do the dumbest thing imaginable, which is to spin around in a circle cuz he did an alligator roll when his hand got stuck and he did a spiral fracture on his arm. Destroyed his arm. And uh being a metal little guy, he didn't care about this and used it as a grappling hook to harass the other ferrets. ridiculous. So then we got in touch with the pet store. Um they amputated, they paid for the amputation and then they surrendered him to us afterwards and now he's here and he's bonded with his own social group and he's really good and he's a happy little guy, but he's just got the you know the one leg missing. You got crazy. Who gave you those crazy? What you doing? Hi. Thinking, calculating. He's like, "How can I escape better? " But there he is. Nemo stopped growing. This will be his biggest size. Next year, he'll be much smaller. If he just keeps getting larger, I'm going to be terrified. First year, boys, they get real big and then after that Hi. Putting his feet on me. Ridiculous. — First year they get real large and then second year they're thin again. Can you turn on my AC? — Yeah, it's hot. Thank you. Yeah. No, Nemo's got his own play group now. He does. He's got his own social, which is very good. He needs that. Goodbye, Nemo. Yeah, he's very cute though, man. And he's done such a good job. His uh play group should actually be listed on the wiki. All of them are up on there. I don't know who all is in it. Watch the wire. It's in a weird spot. All right. Aander's in it. That's NES. So, it's Nemo, Aander, and who? Who else is in NES? — Yeah. Know, he's done a good job, man. It's um It's always scary getting one that has — Oh, the Nemo Entertainment System. Okay, that's the name of the group. That's ridiculous. Dude, this farm is rough. Nemo entertainment system. Yeah, there's more than three of them. Wow. That thing had a lot of damage. Nice. Hell tide's going to recede. We get three more packs of cows. Yeah, we're waiting on the ads. Wait, what website died? Did you guys kill one of the websites? I think it was Pu who came up with NES. That's funny. Nemo, Aander, Hector, and Calypso. Okay, it's the Nemo Entertainment System. So, it looks like we can do two of these at a time and just back and forth. But we need to kill at least like 200 cows a day to keep this making sense. I wonder if the pity timer resets every week. Like we can get another pity. A [ __ ] Lawsuit incoming from Nintendo. Well done. I'd like to see them try. They hug the ferret wiki. Is it actually dead? Dead. Oh, no. What's up? You're good. Yeah, it's good. Why does Arieti have a pink background? That's weird.
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Yeah, it just took a minute to load. Yeah. No, the server's chugging. It's not meant for like a thousand people hitting it. — Low orbit goblin cannon. Yeah, manly pink. — Gork devt on kick said, "This is ATTS that never ends. " — No. — Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started typing it not knowing what it was, but it will continue forever because — No, no. A herder on Twitch said, "You'll best look out today. My crayons are sharp and the box is full. My bottle of glue is topped off and my helmet's on tight. Let's raise m with the tism lord of the kittens. That's so dumb, dude. " Oh, — mortal souls ripe for — God damn it, dude. Aan Highwind on Twitch said, "This is ATTS that never ends. " Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started typing it not knowing what it was, but it will continue forever because this is ATS that never ends. — God damn it. Some people started typing it not knowing forever because this is ATS that never ends. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started typing it not knowing what it was, but it will continue forever because You ever think about just like not doing that in your life? Do you ever think about it? I slept. Damn it. I actually slept. Please. You were doing that because I wouldn't go to bed. I went to bed. " — No, no, no. — Jersore on Twitch said, "I'm sending only one TTS today. " — Have you had enough sleep? I think you're all right. You seem sane and time loop resistant. Jour on Twitch said, "I'm sending only one TTS today. " you're all right. Jersaw on Twitch said, "I'm sending only one TTS today. " — Wait, — have you had enough sleep? You seem sane and time Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. O golem hit with the sword. Do you have any frame rates drop stutters when going in a new area? No, never. Never. Ever. — Token medic 42 on Twitch said, "Good morning, Thor. " Keyword FJ K VR T Y K R P DJ J H R S N Y G Z G L X W P V W MJ V U R — I'm skipping that. I don't know what what is it trying to say? Oh, wait. Hold up. Uh is that Adbash? That looks like Atbash. One sec. At bash decoderup, please. It is not at bash. Did you do ro 13? It looks like rotation. Um, caer cipher decode online blah blah blah encrypt. There's our cipher text. Let's do the shift. It is not Cesarian Cipher. What did you do? Did you ash atbash end Caesar? Are you a monster? You did, didn't you? Hold up.
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— You didn't. What the hell did you do? What did you do with this? Do the next TTS. Let me see. Token. Medic 42 on Twitch said keyword. Ferret TTS did not put it in. Oh, you did. Okay. You did Visionaire cipher with an actual keyword on it. Okay, that's way different. I was going to say there's no way to do that. You should learn about running key ciphers, too. Let's see. Visionaire with a key. Put that in. And the keyword is going to be ferret. and get rid of that. No, keyword fret is not working. Did you do this as a variant in some way? Did you do a rotation after the fact? Cuz that is not functional. Oh, wait. No, it's on in code format. Hold up. Cipher text. Plain text. Nope. Still not working. No, comes out to gobbledegook, my dude. Keyword is working. Uh, if I go to cipher text and I put keyword of ferret on a standard visionire cipher decode format, it comes out to junk. Unless you're doing it for the whole thing. Yeah, let me get rid of that dude. One sec. Gone. Don't worry, Bladewood. I just need you to look at the chat. He's gone. He's banned. Report that account, too, if you get a chance. I don't know why that's not working. Weird. Oh, I see why. One moment. My copy paste cut off a whole bunch of the message. There we go. After you talked about ciphers yesterday, it sent me down the rabbit hole with them. I found a free app called Cipher Center. You can also use Rumkin if you've never seen that before. So, Rumkin uh has a bunch of tools on this, which I'll show you real quick. Go grab this website. It is rumkin. com/tools/cipher. There's a bunch of really cool [ __ ] in here. Uh you can learn about like stuff like obviously B 64 which is super common but you can learn about atbash which is used in the heartbound ARG or gold bug also ARG. Uh those are very fun and used quite a lot. And then basic stuff like pig pen which you probably learned when you were a kid in school. Um dancing men which is a bunch of flags which is neat and I'll link this in chat for you guys as well so you can learn about some basic cipher tooling. There's a lot of other stuff that's out there as well and have some fun with it. Neat, neat. I like the hiding messages in her images or sounds. Yeah. No, you could totally do that. Steganography is what that is called. And you can find some really cool ways to do it. I like hiding images in the spectral or spectrogram of sounds. It's a lot of fun, man. And building stuff out that way means that you can make some really neat puzzles, you know. Oh, you got wrecked. Maner, what is your toughness at 9in nails did it for year zero as an album? Yeah, so did Apex Twin. Apex Twin hid their own face in a song which was quite cool. I just love that [ __ ] It's fun. Miss what the website is called? It is called Rumkin. R U M K I N. Oh, you have 500k, but you generate infinite barrier. Yeah, 500k is really low. That's probably why we got to get you more. Are you running diamonds in your uh jewelry? Cuz that's a good way to get it up. your tissue outside of arbiter. You do have diamonds. All right, I need to get the highest level diamonds. I don't have them yet. I've only got royals right now.
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Good morning, goblin lore and loyal goblin chat goblins. What's up, dude? Hope you're having a good day. We're farming cows for the secrets of the universe. Oh, actually, there's a boss in an hour. I'm also running like a lot of defensives from my uh glyphs. That's the other thing that I had to do. Yeah, there'll be a boss here in 1 hour. We'll go do that. It's the gold hoorde one, too. So, that's going to be a shitload of money. That's really what we need right now. I'm like out of gold. I could have another mythic right now if I had gold for it. You need 50 million per summon. So, it's a lot. You just don't get that much farming. Yeah. 50 million would be the way, dude. That's done. The next one needs to be all the way up here. Nice mini event. Oh, it's the easy one. — Mortal souls ripe for Lilith. — Dude, Lilith is dead. How can Lilith be dead if legends never die? I guess she's not truly dead. She's technically in the void, right? Doesn't that mean Anarius is in the void? So technically he can come back as well. I don't know anymore. You know what I mean? Like I don't know what the rules are for them because for the prime evils — it makes sense but for the daughter of a prime evil I don't know. Yeah, I think that actually kills her. Like I'm pretty sure it does. I just don't I don't know. We've never had the old kill the daughter of her primeval thing. She's dead until she's relevant to the plot. You know, fair. You might just suck at making builds. You can't make anything as good as you've seen everybody else make. That's okay. That's a thing that you learn over time, man. Don't feel negatively about that. Seriously. Um really what you have to think about is what do you need right now? And what you need right now isn't damage. It's just defenses. So, we just got to find a way to get you more power-ups, right? And that may be your paragon board more than anything else cuz the paragon board gives you a lot of defenses. Like, you're only 181 on defenses or 181 on paragon right now. Like I've got 30 more points than you in Paragon. That's a huge amount of defense, man. Yeah, items mean a lot as well. But 30 more Paragon points, that's like that could be like 200,000 toughness if even. Haven't sent the daughter of Primeval to the void before. Should really try 10 of 10. Would recommend. I know, right? I'm just wondering, dude. Like, I don't know. I don't know if she stick sticks around. It's like a lore piece that has never really been a thing. It's max paragon 300. Yeah. And then you're dunzo. And then you don't need experience gain
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anymore because it doesn't matter. Please somebody's in the void. It isn't void anymore. Uh, it's like their soul goes to the void. Oh, actually, you're right. She said that's where she was before Elias reummoned her. You're right. So, you're saying there's a chance. She did make her own sanctuary. That's what Sanctuary is. Sanctuary is her creation. We are the sons and daughters of Lilith and Dinarius, who's an angel. And Lilith is the daughter of Hatred, who is Mesto. So that means Misesto is our grand grandpa. Literally, Mafisto is your grandpa. This whole thing is about a family feud. We are hate. Yes, we are the grand grandsons and granddaughters of hate. Literally. But who's our grandma? I don't know. Oh, there's a secret lodge in here. — Yeah, I don't actually know. — Then everyone dies. — I think this was a quest. Isn't it Lilith? Lilith is your mom and our dad is Inarius. Our grandfather is Mafish though, but I don't know who our grandmother is. I don't think they've ever explained that. Who did Mfishto get with to make Lilith? Acro's grandma, I hate you. That's not true. Don't say that. No one. He just made her. Oh, he was like one day he was like, you know what? I want a daughter. I guess he's a god. He could do that. Technically, he could just do that. I hate it, but it checks out. Meto talks about fighting Acurat in the past. I mean, yeah. No, Meto and Acurat hate each other. They're like opposed. That is definitely a story line. Oh, wait. I have to go up this way. There's another cow right here. So, like he's not grand grandma. That'd be weird. Yeah, primevals can reproduce asexually. I guess they just I guess they'd have to carve off a piece of their own essence, wouldn't they? Cuz they have so much soul power from stealing it from mortals. Technically, they could probably carve a section of themselves off and generate like a child that way, like Lilith. You know what I mean? Yeah, he just generated one cuz they're like they're gods but they can carve off a portion of their own essence. So Oh, wait. Still no cow drop. The community are a bit split in Loath's origin. 50% say she is made by his essence. 50% say Mafisto is a child had a child with Oreo. Now that's interesting. What leads them to say that? Cuz that's really weird. Nuked. Yeah. What about the angel side of our heritage? That's Anarius. So, we were born from humanity was born from uh Lilith and Anarius, which is a demon and an angel. We are theirs, right? We're their kids.
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That was their fault. Some lore could have been redconed, maybe. Does that mean Diablo's our uncle? Uncle Diablo? That's actually true. That means Bale's our uncle as well. Weird. Lily shows us Mista's memory of her being made. You're right. And I don't remember it. She does do that. But no, we do actually have we are our Diablo's our uncle. Yeah, Anarius. Anarius is ridiculous, dude. He's also a huge [ __ ] Like an Arius is actually a jackass. Oh, we actually have a cool kill. Yeah, it gives good loot. Her mom was a cow. That's not very nice, but probably true. There we go. Your mom's dead. You want a new uncle? Our uncle's Diablo. You have two uncles. Uncle Diablo, Uncle Bale, or Ball as you should call him because it's funnier. Uh, let's go kill the blood maiden cuz she's worth a bunch of whispers. We're screwed. Yeah. No, it's bad. It's not a good time, you know. Uncle Diablo, dude. I have summoned it. And just to give you an example of how powerful a primeable is, all these enemies that we fight, all these summons, all of this, none of this was Misto. This is Lilith. who's his daughter and a portion of his power. So, it's like prime evils are way crazier is the idea behind it. She's like a demigod and he's like a full-on god. Nooped. Nope. Extra [ __ ] Legendary seal, dust, a layer key, some boss trophies, a rune, another boss trophy. All right, we're good to go. Oh, wait. Ancestral ring. We need to go to We'll go back here. D2 Meto is way less impressive. I agree. I really like the way that they portrayed me in Diablo I now. When they first portrayed him, I thought he was kind of a little [ __ ] and he's just gotten better throughout the expansions. So, — H4n0HM45 on Twitch with 500 bits said there was an agricultural convention where there were experts in their field of trying to optimize crops. They discussed various things like soil optimization, growing rates, and more regarding a nearby cashew plantation. This event was sponsored by Pepsi showcasing their new lineup of wine goon cast pickle Pepsi. So, long story short, a bunch of people master debated these nuts while consuming PP gooning. There had to be something. I was like, there's no way you're doing this whole setup without a payoff. God damn it, dude. This community is a mistake, dude. Golamman's art on Twitch with 500 bits said, "This is ATTS that never ends. " — Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. — No, no, no. I refuse. The brain rod is defeated. I refuse. — Refuse. Yeah. Portion of her power to make sanctuary. Oh, this is her in a weakened state because she used a portion of her power to make sanctuary. Yeah, that's true. So, you take Mafisto, who's a prime evil, he carves off a portion of himself to make Lilith, right? And so, he's in a weakened state. And then you have Lilith carve off a portion of herself to make Sanctuary. So, she's in a weakened state. And they're still this insane. And we haven't even beaten them on Torment 12 either. So
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What is this one? — The killers are likely. — Oh, these are great. — Get that one. — Last one. There's one. That's one. — He's got to kill the one that he calls out. So, I just stand in the middle and nuke all of them. — There's one. — Whenever he says there's one. — Last one. — I'm not getting enough stacks. — I got to raise the difficulty. — Hey, we did it. — We have done well. Trying to do this to at least get gold because like it's not going well. I need gold bad. Does cow farming have to do with the trying to find the cow level? Yes, it does. Um I am farming cows so I can get specific items that we need in order to start that route of the cows. I'm doing it with golemmancer. We're doing it together. It's a long grind of killing these over and over again. Do you have a clan? Yeah. Yeah, you can actually go to pirate software is the name of the clan. I keep accepting people's requests to get in. Um, so it's just called pirate if you find it in there and you can just go and join it anytime and I just have to accept your invite. That's it. Or I have to send your invite rather. Okay, there's this one. Oh, I get another paragon level. Hell yeah. And we will kill the boss when it pops, too. So, that'll be a thing. ground beef, dude. Kabooi Krebs on Twitch said, "Hello, Thor. We have tried to reach you about your TTS time loop that never ends warranty. If you feel your time loop gets stuck because of goblins, our warranty cannot help you. Y goblin. — I don't need a time loop warranty. God damn it. I want it to expire. — Mulletron 517 on Twitch with 500 bits said, "This is ATTS that never ends. " — No. — Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. No. — Some people started typing it not knowing what it was, but it will continue forever because this is ATS that never ends. Some people started typing it not knowing what it was, but it will continue forever because this is ATTS that never ends. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started typing it not knowing what it was, but it will continue forever because Do you have to do this one? Like, is there like a do you have like a contractual obligation? dark patron that makes you do this in some way? Has the government paid you? What causes this? Is it like an a rival nation state has done this in some way? It was in the terms when you subbed. God damn it. — Wyven_1233 on Twitch said, "This is ATS that never ends. " — No, no. — Applequist Oh my god. — Oh my god. Why? — Some people started typing it not knowing what it was, but it will continue forever. Because this is at that never ends. — It's permanent. They have an unlimited amount of — started typing it not knowing what it was, but it will continue forever. — No, no. Soviet comic on Twitch said, "This is ATTS that never no. "
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— Base day 2,112 on Twitch said, "Life is like a hurricane here in Duckberg. Race cars, lasers, airplanes. It's a duck blur. — Might solve a mystery or rewrite history. " — Ducttales. Hulu. Every day they're out there making ducttales. I love that. — Tales of daring do bad and good luck tales. When it seems they're heading for the final curtain. Cool deduction never fails. That's for certain. Most of messes become successes. Ducttails. Hulu. Every day they're out there making ducttails. Hulu. — Amazing. Actually truly incredible. Where's my cow? Boop. Still haven't found one of the pieces yet. Oh, wait. Always kill the yellow elites. Throw's going to lose it, dude. I'm going to lose it. Find it and lose it again. Let me tell you. What have the cows done? They were made out of beef. It's delicious. — M. Rentropy on kick said, "Hi Thor, don't worry. This is not the TTS Tart Never Ends. Have you watched the film 2001 Space Odyssey? If so, what do you think about it? " — 2001 Space Odyssey is awesome as [ __ ] It's one of the most beautiful films of its time. The things that they were able to pull off are incredible. Um, yeah, no film at that time looked like that. None of them. It's amazing. It's beautiful even today by today's visual standards in terms of special effects. It's unmatched. Like actually unmatched. Uh, Whitman on Diablo II. Yeah, but it was for console. So, another cow down. Yeah. No, 2001 of Space Odyssey was incredible, man. Like just actually amazing. Another really good one for that is if you're looking for like crazy visual effects at that time is Flight of the Navigator. Just amazing, you know, [ __ ] that like no one else could do. Yeah, it wasn't just a movie. It was a piece of art. It's actually it's so beautiful 2001 Space Odyssey that it has turned into a conspiracy theory where people believe that we didn't go to the moon because of how good the visuals were in that movie which would allow them to fake the moon landing footage. That's how good it was is it created that whole meme which is incredibly impressive. Right. Yeah. which is I why I love that conspiracy theory because they're like they did it in 2001. — Yeah. No, Flight of the Navigator had [ __ ] that blew everyone's mind at the time, too. It's amazing. — Carlo now, — that one still holds up, but 2001 Space Odyssey still looks incredible. It doesn't just hold up. It's amazing. It's a pillar. That director is known for realism. You talking about Kubri? Yeah, Kubri's incredible, man. Hoover could do [ __ ] that no one could possibly do at the time. He was also apparently like a [ __ ] to work for cuz he was very exact. He was like 200 takes. We need 200 takes again, you know. But I guess if you know the results are that that's why the guy was obsessive. That's how you get visuals like that. Wiener. Oh, you mean like this one? That's a good wiener dog. It's Fantastic shirt. We love wiener dogs. They're the best. Small and ridiculous. I came prepared. I did. If you don't, that's how you get kids, though. Oh, should likely always be prepared. Bladewood clip material. I don't know what you're talking about.
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Holy [ __ ] that's a lot of gold. Was there a treasure goblin in there? That's a bunch of boss trophies for no reason. I think there was. Ridiculous. We'll go and do the uh siege, by the way. Hopefully one day they'll finish the series with 2061, Space Odyssey 3, and 3001. The final odyssey. The final odyssey for real this time. Yeah, 2001 Space Odyssey is amazing, though. If you've never seen it, you really should. And it's slow, methodical, and visually incredible. It's amazing. Yeah. He also used film that was crazy at the time, right? Yeah, the specific film that he used, let's see, he used ultraast Carl Zeiss planar 50 millimeter. 7 f. 7 lens to film. Originally developed for NASA's Apollo moon program in 1966. So that just added to the conspiracy. All right. Uh, we need to go sit at the campfire. There we go. Get your campfire buff. That's actually cool. Yeah, I had no idea. Only 10 were made, so it added to the conspiracy fuel. He got three out of the 10 made. No [ __ ] That part I didn't know. That's cool. It's even more conspiracy, dude. See, it's a lot of good conspiracy. — It's good [ __ ] Um, I think I'll go this direction. get the max wrath maybe because this needs Yeah, that'll add even more critical strike chance. Yeah. Or critical strike damage rather. You only know bonfire. Oh, actually instead of max wrath first, I'm going to do defenses. healing received and maximum life. Maximum life would be a really big deal right now. I'm going to get let's see 2 4 6 8 10 10% more max life. It's kind of a big deal. Do that. Morning. Good morning. Hope you're having a good day, man. We're doing the campfire right now cuz basically what happens is as you sit next to the campfire, it builds up stacks of bonus multiplicative experience. So, if we go down here, you can see that I've got like experience gain, 1541%. If you get here a couple minutes early, you get all 15 stacks and I've got all 15 now. So, now I'm just going to get a shitload of bonus. Yeah, I'm at 1555 on Torment 10. So, you do that and then everybody goes together and it's just a wall of players and you get to have fun. And the loot is really nice, too. But it's a little mini open world raid. Give for me the mini boss. Yeah, doing this on tournament 12 is the highest amount of experience you can get for an activity that I know of because you just do it and then you just get like a shitload of XP for it. And it's like really fast. You might get more for doing giga bosses. That might be more. Overall, have the cows been solved? No, we're actually doing cow hunting right now. I'm just doing this siege event because it's going on at the same time. The cow stuff is super fun though, man. Like it really is. — Mjito the cat the first on Twitch said this is ats that never ends. — Why? — Yes, it goes on and on. My — No, it doesn't. I've ended it. It's over. I nuked it. Boss dead.
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Yeah, you can see I'm at like 10% of the level right now or something like that. At the end, it should give a bunch of XP orbs as well. Actually, I wonder if doing the war path, like the warboard, it gives more XP now because you get so many orbs that way. It probably does. Yeah. So, next loop. Not like this. — Golmanc's art on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Do you know why it's called ground beef? Cuz if it flew, it would be called airbe. — Thanks, man. All right, Overlord. Overlord is out and the loot begins. It's a great way to get boss trophies, too, as you can see. Oh. The tree just granted me a catic favor. Goodbye. Not farewell. — And layer key. Boss trophy. Boss trophy. I don't have my loot filter on right now. Let me actually turn it on real quick just so I can loot this [ __ ] I have it off when we're cow farming is the problem. There we go. All right. Flaming jump rope. Dude, what? Yeah, it is a lot of boss trophies. That's why it's always kind of worth it to do it to be real with you. Like, there's no reason not to. Mainlander, what brings you? — Aggressive Ren Skull Mace. Nice — aspect upgraded. Not bad. That's it for that piece. — Some new runes. And oh my god, I have so many keys. keys right now. Can escalation sigils be combined or no? I don't believe they can. weird. Oh, it has to be all of the same one. Lame. They can't. Okay, I need to start doing my escalation sigils for sure then cuz they just have too many of these. It looks like you can actually make a ancestral escalation sigils. What does that do? Weird. I didn't know ancestral ones existed. Discovered all the statues in Scaros yet? No, just one of them. I haven't really gone to look to be honest. You need stuff from Asteroth. What uh what drops you after on him? I'm still doing my war plans. I got to get everything to level five next for my next unlocks. Oh, this is going to do pit level five. Interesting. Different ritual sites now spawn in the pit and special materials can spawn in different environments. Cursed machines have a chance to appear while in the pit. Cursed machines cost artificer stones to activate. Activating one will grant you valuable materials and attract vicious enemies. The more cursed machines you find in a single pit run, the more lucrative the rewards become. That's sick. All right, I can make another mythic
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unique. I have the monies now. Hat hat. Oh, wait. Tyial's might, dude. Oh, [ __ ] That's for my paladin. That is freaking rad. I can't wear it on my warlock. Uh my warlock cannot wear this because I need the sigil skill bonus from flesh rip carropus. But that is enormous. Enormous for my paladin. So, let's do some stuff here. We're going to temper it. Uh, we'll get a defensive on it. Likely increase the amount of armor it gets. Nope. Nope. Wait, what did I get? Nope. I need to get it so that it's a greater graphics and it got greater graph aics. Okay, greater aics is now done. Now we need to go to masterwork. — That is a scari craftsmanship. — Masterwork it all the way up. Please don't be [ __ ] I got the movement speed to 29%. That's not what I need. And it did the armor. Um, I want it to be the damage reduction, unfortunately, and I don't have the money for it. So, we're just going to wait. 4,000 armor for now is fine. And now I'm going to take that, pop it into here, switch over to my paladin, but that is a busted item for the pal. Getting a root canal today. Oh, you're going to be okay. It's scary, but it's not that scary. DTE 9,21,989 on Twitch with 500 bits said, "This is ATTS that never ends. " — Yes, it goes on and on. My — Why? Why? — Good luck, mainland. — Why? Chat is demons. — Chat is full of demons. — Where stones are concerned, here's what remains. Hell yeah. Paladin, dude. Tyial's might. That is really fun, dude. I am very happy with that. 21% movement speed, 31. 3% resist to all elements, 500 25% damage reduction on top of it all. That's disgustingly strong. All damage reduction is 25%. I don't even wear I'm not even wearing the other two items. I have to swap off this character. And this now goes into the rich people tab. Full of rich. Just transmitted a pair of leggings into a chest piece. F. What? All right. I haven't added sockets to these pants yet. Should probably do that. We need two diamonds. These diamonds [ __ ] I'm wearing [ __ ] diamonds. — A jewel plucked from the sky. Thousands of gems in a handful of dust. Nice. Did this even work? Let me see. I'm going to send in a support ticket today. It still didn't work. That sucks. Are pants with sockets the same as pants with pockets? Maybe. I need to swap characters. Do all classes have the same potential of insane DPS? Yes, very much so. However, I am playing my Paladin right now and I've built him as a support. So, he's very different. He's not going to do a shitload of damage, but he is going to buff the [ __ ] out of you. He more than doubles everybody's defenses. Like, he's very broken.
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The last thing that I need now is I need the helmet that increases your skills by four levels. That's what I'm doing next, cuz then he'll increase all of his ARS by four levels each. So, I'm excited for that. Oh, god damn it. So, now he's got one more paragon point, too. I got to add a paragon point somewhere. I just don't know where. What can I do with this? I just don't know. It's got to be a defensive option somewhere. I don't really need the willpower, do I? He's got all the ant he needs. Oh, I do need a little bit of willpower. I need the ant. More cool down reduction if I get more int. Actually, this should solve the in and willpower issue. That glyph over time is just going to gain levels and just get better. probably take the vol damage. There we go. All right. Nice. So, basically what this character would look like, I'm not going to be on this character because I we've already farmed the cows on the other character and it's a per character timer on all those. So, we don't want to reset it basically. But, if you check this out, we'll go outside the town real fast. You can barely stand. Stay here with the others. I'll do this alone. — You can see that my toughness is 1,98,000. Now it's 1,52,000 and now it's 1. 4 million. That buff right there increases everybody's armor and resistances by 138%. as long as I'm inside of this aura. It also does millions of damage bonus and it also increases their attack speed by over 100%. Because it stacks five times and also increases their um like if I do this, you can see that is five stacks right there of 22. 9% attack speed and 9% critical strike chance. So I should be giving them effectively maximum crit chance. So, I don't do a lot of damage, but everybody else is invincible and does a shitload of damage, which is why I bring this character when we fought in the fifth, though. Yeah, you can pull all the mobs directly into you too. But if we do this, so I've got a lot of crowd control on it. Um, critical strike chance is 72. 9%. So when I'm in the combat and I have that aura going, it goes all the way up to 72. 9% and when I'm out, it's 48. 2. So like I grant a shitload of crit chance to everybody. What is the second aspect on your necklace? I don't think I've given one to this character. No, I haven't yet. I just have the two-handed weapon damage reduction on him right now. So, could I add have extra damage to weakened? I could. Right now, I have applying weakened using my AoE hammer. Um, and skills deal extra damage based on available primary resource. Everything else is mandatory. This one I need to swap out. That power doesn't really matter. It's just a stat stick for more resistances. When should someone start doing war plananes? immediately. Warplanes are awesome, dude. It's such a good thing for the game. I need temerity. You're right. That's not even wrong. Um, tmerity would be a really, really good option. I just haven't found a good one yet. But now I have 25% damage reduction and a shitload of more resistances. So nice. And also, when you're at full life, your skills unleash a divine barrage now, dealing more even more damage. So, where's the cheese? What are you talking about? Yeah, Tammerity drops some harbinger. I just got to fight him more. I could put tearity in a charm. I actually have charms of tearity. That is true. I have a mandatory charm on the paladin, though. There's the problem. So, we go into here. Um, I have a tearity charm right here and it does plus two to core skills. That one would be really good. And it's 100% roll on
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it, too. Effects that heal you beyond 100% life grant you a barrier for up to 100% of your maximum life. Busted good. A new cat themed secret drop for Magic the Gathering. How much money does it cost? It's kind of how it feels every time, you know. gives you a million toughness. That's crazy. All right, this is finished. What is this? Legion event starts in 7 minutes. Starts in 12 minutes. We have a boss fight. So, we're going to keep doing house for now. The secret in the name means another zero to the price. Yeah, exactly. That's freaks me out, dude. Everything for um Magic Gathering is just expensive as [ __ ] now. And I don't understand it. It's way too much money for no reason. — Neridian 92 on Twitch said, "This is ATTS that never ends. " — Why? — Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. — Some people started typing it not knowing what. — No, I will escape you. I could press skip all day. I could do it. Maybe I should work materials into this build cuz like if I turn this into a rune into a glyph that might actually make it so that I could do that. I'd have to get a six slaughter though. I don't know. I don't know if the six [ __ ] letter will be worth it. Not sure yet. You need 13,500 points for more TTS. God damn it. — Six slaughter_13 on Twitch said this is ATTS that never ends. — Grim monster. Uh you can get six slot uh herrick seals. I have one on my paladin, but this one does 20% multiplicative bonus damage. So, it's like really hard to get away from this rune or from this seal rather monster. Oh, disable loot filter. You're running — as you on Twitch said round the world and home again. That's the sailor's way. Faster, faster, faster. There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river is flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a glowing? Is the grizzly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing. Honestly, man, that scene was incredible. It was so good. And it was mostly good because his face, like the face he was making the whole time was just amazing. Diablo I was a big [ __ ] Oh, my favorite event. So good they brought it over from Diablo II. Make sure to pick up the souls. This cat. Oh my god. Maple frozen this cat. Cat out of nowhere. Why have you done this? Meeple. He's full of demands. And now you just leave. You son of a [ __ ] shows up, busts my door in, demands sitting in my lap, instantly leaves. Jackass. That's what he is. He's a jackass. Yeah, typical cat, dude.
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He's my cat. No, he's been given to me by the universe's cat distribution system. And he's Sha's cat, not my cat. I don't claim this one. I'm meatballs human. God damn it. I'm meatballs backup human. Dude, like a straight up backup human. He literally only cares if Shay's not around. That's it. Why are you hunting cows? Uh to unlock the cow level. I need it. We got a boss fight in six minutes. We can do one more cow loop meatballs door opener. God, I am not though. He opens the door himself now. He taught himself to jump up and punch the door like a small bastard. The last panel for the May first scramle messed you up. I don't think I've ever done this scramle. Scandle's the food one. Yeah. I think we did scandle one time. Class am I playing warlock? All right, boss fight time. Doing the world map events is definitely valuable. Like, if you haven't been doing these, you really, really should be. Wait, please get off the goddamn mount. There we go. Um, — very nice. It seems fair bit of magic. — Oh, bad luck. — Try again. — I can The forge is always hot. — Upgrade all the aspects. You coming over, Tix? Yeah. Join me for the world bus. This world boss should be a bunch of gold. By the way, there you there's not a campfire for bosses. Yeah, it's Avari. Avarice the gold cursed for this one. — It's the big treasure goblin — which summons treasure goblins, too. Hello. — You love the path in the game and the mouse cursor being green. Can't see it half the time. Yeah. No, I changed it up in the options to make it like bright green, gigantic, and then I have the path in game, too. It's really nice. Got four minutes on this. Saw creamer on Twitch said, "Call Warari. " No TTS death. — Why? Soduina Nazara nosu. — No, it's the beginning of an anime. They're losing their minds. Did you get what I got? What'd you get? I got a horse. Where? Where are you? I don't know where you are. Oh, you're right there. Nice. Where does that one come from? I don't think I have that one. No, do. I can't see it in here. Oh, wait. Maybe I can. Earned as an in-game reward. Where did you get that?
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Dural rare drop. God damn it. I've killed Durio so many times. That's wild, actually. Oh, by the way, our um our UI changed around our character models. We have that red one now to show that we've killed Mishto for the season journey. So, when we beat Misto on Torment 10, we got these laurels of hatred. These guys have only beat uh Lilith because they have the little yellow ones. So, we get a ton of cosmetics for doing that apply to our account. The next one up is the Gilded Lurel of Hatred, which is like the more powerful version of that. And we just need to do all of these, which I think I've only done one of them. We need to do 10 of these. Yeah. Yeah, I got to beat this boss on Torment 12. I've beaten Anderial Maiden of Anguish on Torment 12. Now I got to beat Echo of Duriel Maggot King on Torment 12. And the next one is hunt down and defeat Hell Tide Commander during a hell tide in Torment 12. And then what I've done is defeat a blood maiden in Hell Tide during Torment 12. But these all give like respondent sparks and [ __ ] So it's definitely worth it. should be doing everything in Torment 12 to be honest. Yeah. Complete a caress under city run with maximum attunement while using a mythic tribute in Torment 12. The hell is that? What kind of [ __ ] do our stats look like? Very high. Defeat Echo of Misto in Torment 12. activity level seven on any war plan activity. I'm getting there. I'm actually close to that. Craft a flawless Harri gem. — Yes, — a flawless Harajukri gem. Just one. All right. I have to use 50 layer keys in Torment 11 or higher. Yes. — Jesus. Yeah, I should just be doing everything on tournament 12. Everything. I still need a heric seal, too. Wait. — 25 million gem fragments. Jesus. It's 250 million gold and 25 million. All right. You can get beer in Korean hospitals if you ask for it. That's kind of wild. Hello, Everest. I did 468 billion there and he didn't die. Now he's dead. So we meet again. — Thank you. — Yes. All right. Boss dead. And we get Avarest's spoils for the Why did that get automoded? I don't know. Bitter nerves. I think it's because you joked you Americans and it said AI automod hate. I don't know why that would be mad, but it's on kickside and it's quite funny. Their AI automod keys on really strange things sometimes which I think is very funny. — You Americans. — Nightmare of soul. Holy [ __ ] Thank you for the 25 gifted subs, dude. That is incredibly nice of you. Thank you. That's a lot of XP. That is really, really nice of you. Thank you. I mean, that that's wild, man. Huh. 30% physical damage multiplier. That's a weird item. Huh? Yeah, those are really weird. Yeah, seriously though, that's um that's a lot of subs, dude. I'm going to crank
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the difficulty so I can start working on those. Wait, I can't crank the difficulty. I haven't unlocked Torment 11. What? Oh, someone in my party hasn't unlocked these. Hey, do you guys want to go unlock those? Cuz I've unlocked them and it thinks that I haven't cuz you guys are in the party. They're really not hard to unlock. We just do one run of the pit. You're down, but you're going to die. Jar, you want to join? We'll do tier 100, which is Torment 12. That'll unlock it for all of us. Yeah, we're just going to run them through pit 100. Like, I can do it. I've done it solo. That's how I unlocked it myself. It's tough, though. All right, everybody in. Yeah, we got this. And this is how you level up your like really high-end runes, too. Oh, you changed your build. J, what is this build? It's all lightning. This is a different character, isn't it? What the hell are you? Ah, you're playing Sork. Okay. Yeah, I think I'm gonna make Warlock for Necromancer my main this season. Um, for party play, I'm definitely doing my paladin cuz it's just so good to have a paladin, like an aura paladin, you know, it's such a benefit for endgame. You requested to join the clan. Rock on. I will get you in. Your sorc is a lot more powerful than your um your warlock, it seems. Is your warlock just higher single target damage. Yeah, that makes more sense. Damn, that thing has a lot of HP. Nice. set charm. And what do I get? Okay, so this I'm probably going to keep raising death aura cuz it's already level 86. Yeah. Or critical strike damage increase. Oo, nah, we're doing that. Nice. Level 91 glyph. Not bad. Not at all. Not bad at all. All right, now you guys should have access to Torment 12. Why are their skills glowing? They are volatile. When you get a skill popped as volatile, it uh does extra damage and does extra effects. And I'm also wearing a ring that makes it so that it does 40% more multiplicative damage. It's a very big deal. Specifically for um hellfire abilities is the idea. — Oh, look what the tide washed up. Still miss a sho. I'm trying to get the goddamn hat, dude. What do I need? Nightmare dungeon. All right, I'm going to up it torment 12. Now you guys have to do the unlock on your season, though. I think I got to wait for Tix to get to town. It's made an infinite wand. You're now able to get as many wands and spells as you want in uh what in Noa. A wand summoning wand. Those are sick.
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Yeah. Torment 12. No to wan farm is the best thing. taken apart. Melted down. Rock on. All right. Now we can farm cows on torment 12. Defeat a world boss in Torment 10 or higher. Nice. Cool. Free [ __ ] go to here and invite all you guys. There you go. We have a lot of people in the roster, too. Ton of them. But you guys can play together and get all kinds of unlocks and [ __ ] That's super nice. All right. The only other thing I need to do is I guess on Torment 12 when there's a Legion event, I have to do that. We could also try to do something stupid and fight Uravar on Torment 12, which would probably be fun. Let's go do that. Is there a building link for this one? No, I just made it. It's something fun. So, there is a thing for beating a boss on Torment 12, but it's not Uravar. I've only done one of these right now. All right. Will you join us, Otix? join up ticks. Yeah, I'm probably going to die in this most likely. Oh, wait. We have a right now. Go, you running a cuz I got 2 million toughness. All right, here it comes. Oh, ars are great then, man. — Knights, rain down your judgement. — Oh my god, he has so much HP. — Oh, in the bubble. I think he's dead. Okay, we got him. Oh, that was nasty. Horde. Dear God, it's beautiful. It's beautiful, J. Look at it. All right. Well, that was neato, though. What is this secondary chest over here? You see this? Is that a you only chest from your uh talent points? Oh, Tix, you got the cool item. Okay, so some bosses will drop things like this. Used to add a new cosmetic look for your mount. Takes got the fleshworld rod off the boss. It's a rare drop of a mount. God damn it. Grats. All right, we got him done. Tough fight. Someone has the extra on their boss path. That makes more sense. — Chart the course. Where do we strike? — Yeah. Let me see what I have on mine. — I have greater nemesis and two by two. And Gregori Gregori's Gambit is just busted strong. — Like I don't want to use that. I want to use anything other than that. — These bosses have a way higher chance of dropping a mythic, by the way, on Torment 12 like this. It's super worth it.
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10% increased crit chance is crazy. If only that had six slots and just doesn't. Sad. Thanks for accepting clan invite. Anytime, man. Yeah, no problems at all. I'm go at the rest of them, too. All right, there is another season event that we have to do. Um, let me see here. It's one in Okay, beating a nightmare dungeon 60 times. Bounty caches ae they're during the infernal hordes layer key for boss layers so that counted as one of the 50 there defeating me though which is insane. Escalation sigil we have to do a torment 12 escalation sigil and defeat asteroth at the end. That's nuts. defeat Lilith on Torment 12. Ah, here we go. Hunt down and defeat the Hell Tide Commander during a hell tide. That I think we can do. We just got to find him. Hell Commander is the big bug, right? class or whatever the hell — Lizan on kick said you say you're gonna lose it but — did you ever have it in the first place? — No. No, I did not. — I don't know what that is. Why am I losing my power up? Do you see that [ __ ] It's going back to zero stacks randomly. What the hell causes that? Like I was in immunity to damage as well and it was still doing it. That's super weird. I have no idea what's doing that. And it only happens sometimes. Like I don't know. No idea. All right. Where is this boss, man? Okay. Forces of hell are mad. for his will. Nope. So much loot. Hell spires are the best. Help commander spot from the world events in Hell Tide. Okay, so I just need to do world events. Got it. I don't know how I just died. Mostly because you can't see [ __ ] Wow. Okay, we're just dropping those on me the moment I spawn. Very cool.
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There's also XP orbs that are dropping out here randomly. And I have no idea how, but I've almost gained a whole level off of this, which is kind of batshit insane. Like, look at that. That was a whole level. Hell Titan Torment 12 is amazing. You have the upgrade that doubles orbs when the worm comes. No [ __ ] That's got to be OP. OP, dude. That's so much XP. Hold up. I'm going to go to my options, turn on my uh loot filter real fast. Okay, so we need to do events. Let's go this way. Wait, I have the one where it makes it so that the worm summons portals, which is what you're seeing right now. Look at that. It's like another fourth of a level already. What the hell? Yeah, each of those is an insane amount of XP, dude. That's crazy. You can put a keybind to turn off and on the loot filter, can you? I don't know if you can. If that's the case, then I should probably do that an event. These are Helide Harbingers. So, not a commander. But the commander may spawn. I think it'll spawn because we got all seven of the portals destroyed. Oh, Bezos. Very excited. I see. Oh, yeah. Hell tide commander. Nice. There it is. Achievement done. I'm going to go open up this thing. Boo! Nice. And the last one in here. Each of these chests gives you one experience towards a hell tide as well. It's not very much, but it does add up. Like one hell tide activity experience there. Oh, got a boss.
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It's a Gregori. God, he's terrifying. Anyway, Gregori down. We get you guys up. Gregori has a chance to spawn out of any — any of the chests that I open because of my upgrade. And he's like a he's actually like a boss that you would normally have to summon. You got ticks. All right. Burn him. Burn him. Burn him. What build are you using? I made it. I am doing demonology and apocalypse and it's fun. Worked out really nicely. So, it's a homebrew. I still have like a couple of items I need for it and I need a better weapon is the biggest thing right now. or better boots and better gloves right now rather. But I'm doing tournament 12 so it's like I'm really just doing that so I can get misto on T12 down. Oh, we got a nasty pack down here. Like a really nasty one. There we go. Where's the last enemy wave? Oh, Jesus. Nasty. — What? What? Okay. It's those fireballs from the sky, dude. They're kicking my ass. All right, let's get out of here. That's funny as hell. Death to fireball from the sky. Yeah, the falling fireballs are very damaging. They hit really hard. Another aspect upgraded garbage. Sad garbage. Five charm slots. Trash. Trash. — Taken apart. Melted down. I'll be here swinging away. — All right, back to the cows. So, that's two of these unlocked now, which is awesome. Um, I need 10 in total for the full unlock here. We'd have to kill Duriel. on Torment 12 or Lilith on 12. Do you need the new expansion to get back in the game in the new season? You don't have to, but I think it's a better experience personally. We can also do Asteroth. Don't forget the loot filter for cows. I won't. Okay, I want to go see this flawless Roger gem. wise to seek an ascar where stones are concerned. — Oh, wait.
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— Where do I see the flawless heradric gem? I was thinking it was the highest level gem in this, like a grand diamond, but there's something beyond that. You make them in the cube. The hell does it do? Where do I see that? It's an amalgamation thing. You need to use five grand gems in the cube. So, five grand diamonds in the cube. For the herdri you need five grand and for the flawless you need five herdri you need 25 grand in total. Okay, that's insane. That's so many, dude. That's so many. Like I've got three royals. No, I've got five royals right now. Sears reach boss drops three royals a kill really. Was that intended? That doesn't feel intended. Where's the Sears Ridge? Is it a dungeon? Which boss? Just outside of town. Is this Sears reach? Where the hell am I? This is Teis. I don't know where Sears Reach is. North of Scobos. Visions End. Grim Haven. Sunken Lorder. Yeah, this is the Sco's town. Yeah, unless you're talking about a different one. It's pain in the map. That one. I mean, we could go try it. Um, I don't see why not. Why does it drop so many gems? Do we know? One sec. It's beautiful. Like, is it busted in some way? Cuz that seems busted. Let me see if I have a thing for it. No, I don't. Probably an oversight. I don't know, man. New expansion, new area. Good dungeon, right? That's weird, creeper. I don't know what I would do about that. Yeah, I don't really have a way to do anything about that. It's not my stuff. I feel like maybe the Starbound Discord would be a better shot there. You know what I mean? Cuz that's their game. God damn. 444 billion. Yeah, I guess we just need to kill the boss in here cuz it's not a it's not like a thing where you have to kill any packs or any [ __ ] Boop. Wow. It literally just does drop three Royal Topzes.
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like just straight up. Okay. And you can just farm that, dude. Wait, you can do it on a lower tournament. You get the same result. What? That seems wrong. Okay, that actually seems like something is wrong. If you can do that on a low torment, it still does the same thing. That's Yeah, something's not right there. You can also drop grands. Yeah. No, that doesn't seem right. That seems wrong. You do it on Torment 4 currently. I guess it's a really good way to like buff the [ __ ] out of your character, but it doesn't seem correct. It seems, you know what I mean? Maybe it is intended, though. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this is what they wanted, but it seems busted. Oh, we have to leave the dungeon. How often can you do the same dungeon? Reset via world map. Thanks. Yeah, I always just do torments or um not torments, nightmare dungeons. So, how do I reset it? Uh, arrow on right. guys. There we go. All right, there we go. And we just got to want to go upwards. It's kind of an insane farm if that's the case. And even with doing this, it's still going to take forever to get a Herodrick Flawless. Like it really is. Oh, tick died. I guess you're right. I mean, it could be that they just want a dungeon to be very powerful. Yeah, look at that. That's insane. I now have a royal emerald, a royal sapphire, and four royal topzes. That's busted, dude. Like, that really is busted. Crazy. Wait on ticks. All right, let's go back to the cows. Which dungeon? This is just Sears. It's only this one that can do it. I wonder why that one got broken, though. That's very odd to have one dungeon do that. It's Sears Reach is the name of this dungeon. It's very strange. Like, very, very weird. No idea. To the cows. You're leaning towards intentional. I would except for the fact that it's only one dungeon and it doesn't say anything special on it. You know what I mean? Cuz that creates like a weirdness where it's like this is the only dungeon you'll ever need kind of a thing. Please. Thank you. One dungeon to rule them all. Yeah.
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Yeah. I'm kind of wondering like if that is intended though. I wonder if they'll fix it. Is this Tristram? No. Tristram is blowed up. Except for in Misto's mind, you can go to Tristram. Do you have my loot filter on? Oh [ __ ] You're right. Forgot the loot filter. [ __ ] Why aren't we going to farm the gems? Uh because I'm trying to get the cow level and the cow level pity drop resets every week. So, I need my cows. So, the idea is we'll do two runs of cows and then do an activity and then two runs of cows. I was sitting there spamming my immunity and it didn't do anything. Very cool. Love it. Talon was what drew me into this game more. Hover warlock seems more popular choice for streamers. I just like the warlock. I think they're cool. Uh my paladin is very fun though. Yeah, that drives you nuts when you're spamming your immunity and nothing happens. Yeah, freaking nightmare. That's why I don't play I don't play hardcore on Diablo. Input lag and um instant one-shot kill mechanics and stuff like that where I cast my ability and it just didn't go off, just disappeared. I've noticed the Warlock has it pretty bad with that and other classes don't seem to have it so bad. It's a little bit weird. Oh, hey. What is this? What is it? What is this guy? Interesting. Got to kill 50 demons for this mini event. But I don't think I've ever seen that mini event. What is that? Yeah, look. No idea. Goblin what? I saw him as he was teleporting away. No. Goblin escaped. Oh, we got to stand on the things. That one's done. — Like I said, instant one-shot mechanics out of nowhere. No idea what caused that. Literally no idea. Yeah. Nice. All right. This one's going to be up here. Insta kills are so unfun in gaming. Yeah, I agree with you. They need to have like a huge wind up if it's going to be an insta kill. Path of Exile 2 does a very good job of that. they will wind up an ability, make it really obvious that it's coming, and then if you don't dodge it, well, that's on you, right? And in um World of Warcraft, it's kind of the same thing. Like, it's very rare that you get like an instant kill unless it's something like that. But in Diablo, it just kills you randomly. And it started that way in Diablo II, you had to become immune to arcane damage. And if you weren't immune to arcane, you were basically just dead
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because they would do a cage effect that was an instant cast, no wind up, and would instantly kill you at high level gameplay and you had to become immune to arcane to stop that. Roger cube guy one-shot you so much in that flame mechanic. Yeah, it's ridiculous. There's so many mechanics like that in this game. — That's why I don't play hardcore for it, but I do on Path of Exile. It's more fun. Ancestral collection of one-handed weapons. The XP is beautiful. All right. That's it for that piece. These are crazy, actually. Um, I should probably put those in my rich man's dab. Just gems and mythic items. Did we get the beef yet? Not yet. We're still beefing. Also, I changed my title to unlimited centipede. It's a pretty good title. Oh, Legion event. Unlimited centipede jet. In Diablo II, you can teleport into a zone and while the screen is still black, you can immediately die. I know it's stupid. Tomorrow's Cinco de Mayo or Taco Tuesday. Oh my god, Taco Tuesday. H this is going to be hard. Hopefully get your bonus XP, man. Starts in 18 seconds. I wonder if anybody else is going to show up. Every 1% of this is a huge amount of bonus XP. Look at that. I'm at 1,644%. 1 1660 now. Dwarf Fortress on discount. Should give it a shot. Yes, that game is amazing. I think it's just the four of us, man. Nobody's out here doing Tormund 12. We're at like the endg game of the endgame. — Damaris 914 on Twitch said, "Imprudent goblins. You've rushed headlong to your own deaths. See now the master stirs. Behold Thor, the ferret lord. He who was ancient when this world was young. I'm sorry. Bow before him, mortals. Bow before your ending. " — But Bow's very small. How would you know that she's before you? You shouldn't be doing tier 12 and yet you are. You've got ours worth and we're beating it. So, all right, we got to get the pillars. And he's dead. Look out for the [ __ ] orbs he keeps summoning. So, I think the highest shot that I've seen so far is I hit for 850 billion during this a minute ago. T12 is for massochist. No, T12 is when you're at the end game. I think T12 is when the end game truly begins legitimately. Go.
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What? We should be able to get all of the chests for this as well. So, it's going to be a shitload of XP and a shitload of loot. Can't see [ __ ] Captain. All you need to know is numbers are happening and my HP isn't going down. That's all that matters. As long as those two things are happening, we're good. Look at all those boss trophies, man. Look at all that goddamn loot. Wait, did I get a mythic? — Death will be swift. — Was that a mythic in there? Silence, Mufish, though. I'm looting. There was a purple item there. I think I got a respplendant spark, dude. Oh [ __ ] cuz nothing else is in here. Oh, you know, an MMOR RPG with solid support utility DPS classes, not healers, but a kind of boost teammates output or makes enemies more vulnerable. Oh, honestly that's kind of how Paladin feels right now. They're very aura heavy and it's very fun for that. By the way, this increases all your damage multiplicatively against isolated enemies. Bosses are always isolated. If I get a six slot, I'm probably going to go with this. That will increase my overall damage against bosses by 90%. Which is busted. Like really busted. I'm trying to think of like what other games have like really good support classes like that, you know. Yeah, Ardans are stupid strong in this. Like really stupid strong. Oh, what is this? Plant these corrupted roots in a combat zone to create an exposed route. Oh, I have the roots now. I haven't tried these yet. How do you unlock that last slot for the relic? Um, you need to find a mythic relic, which is the purple ones, or you need to find a legendary one with an aics that adds one extra slot. I'm going to go use the bathroom real quick. One sec. And we are
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And I'm back. All right. Round of cows and then a nightmare dungeon. Here we go. Done. Also, I can make a mythic. I don't have enough gold. I need gold. God damn it. What is this? What is that? Is it a stronghold? I still have a ton of strongholds to do this season that I haven't done. I'm going to go kill the PVP boss. If you guys want to join me, 32 million gold is not enough. You need 50 million to make a mythic. Ow. And he's dead. Yeah, it's worth five whispers when you kill him. And he's basically just free. You just show up and then you kill them and then you extract. And extraction is another three whispers. So PvP is like one of the fastest ways you can get your whispers and leave. Where the hell is the thing? Oh, it's over here. Also, these zones have a very high rate of drops. We used to do them all the time early game like when the game first came out because the amount of drops you get in here is just insane. Like it's a way higher drop rate than normal areas. Glad PvP is optional. You're just not a fan. Totally fair. I liked it because it's like fast rewards and you get cosmetics for it. Make sure to interact with the thing in the center. If you haven't interacted yet, you're going to want to. You'll drop all of your tokens into it. Basically, they turn it into an extraction, which I think is fun. It's like a fun little extraction farming thing, you know. Let's see. Now we do that and then we can teleport back over to here. Not sure you would know if you killed a
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player. Oh, you would know. And then we can go to this and you can get stuff. So, teleport to a random location in the region. Decreases damage taken by from players by 30% but increases damage taken from monsters by the same amount. Increases movement speed. These are all for the PvP zone. And then here are the like demonic warlords windchimes cosmetic trophy and bloody warlords barding which cosmetic trophy. And I have 11,000 of those red dust. But yeah, you just get like unlocks on this. That's fun. It's like fun extra [ __ ] And now I've got the Tree of Whispers ready to turn in again. No ears in inventory yet. You're right. How to refight Lilith and Meisto. They are on the map in the same location. Lilith is if we go up here, you'll find her right there. Echo of the Blessed Mother, right next to Nek. You can't see it if you zoom very far out. It's kind of hidden behind the waypoint, but it's right there. And then Mafisto is down here in Scobos at Echo of the False Prophet. Both of them are nasty, — let me tell you. — They are not easy to kill. — Material collection of gold. Oh my god, that's exactly what I needed. That's a lot of money. 54 million. I can do it. I can make another mythic. What's it going to be? Please don't be a dupe. helmet. Damn it. Fine. It's the third goddamn helmet. I'm mad. It's a worse helmet. It got crit chance instead of um movement speed, so not technically worse. It means I can put it I can put the movement speed one over on my um my uh paladin and I can use the crit chance one on my warlock. So technically it's fine. I'm going to go put it into my rich man tab. I'm never going to get that helmet. Dude, it's literally never going to happen. I have a lot of hats. I have too many hats. Anyway, I can make another one, but I don't have the gold. I'm down to 5 millig again. You need one of those? I have so many of them. All right, nightmare dungeon time. None of them give whispers. Sadness. Equipment delve. Her rodrick strong room. Hey, Herodrick strong room. You want to do a Herajic strong room? You made a ring of starless skies. That thing kicks ass, dude. There are certain builds where that thing is amazing. And if you couple it up with the um the melted amulet, it's disgusting. You need a sec. All right, no worries. I'm down to 5 mil. That's so low. That's like one reroll on an item, man. You got a grandfather sword? I do. Actually, the grandfather sword I got is disgusting. Um because look what it did. It greater a fixed the critical strike damage. Look at that. And it tempered the damage bonus. It's a 2G grandfather. Dude, it's busted. That right there makes me want to play a barbarian. Said if anyone needs to kill me in T10, I can help you. Um, I have We've killed him already, but I've got two more crux of the false prophet to do that. Just need a request to join the clan. Let me fix that. I've been inviting everybody. So, there you go, man. Oh my god. I still have a ton of these not maxed out. Where do I max these out? Look at this. This one's still set to magic instead of legendary. Oh, wait. It's listing all of them.
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Okay, that's weird that it lists all three. That's like really strange, but it says I only have 26% of them. Maybe because I have to play on the other characters, huh? Yeah. No, that dungeon with the gems also drops grand gems, which is very strange. Wait, what? Deli Hands, you were on a private plane that was owned by a guy you worked with. You were flying towards Monttok for lunch. He tried to land and didn't do so well. Three of us survived. No real injuries. Guy who owned the plane flew out the door. Holy [ __ ] dude. He was the pilot. He just got cut in his head and lost his plane and he was fine. Did anyone die? Did you just live? That's your fun fact story now. That's a hell of a fun fact, right? Fun fact. Didn't die. Plane crash. — All facts. August 2020. God damn, dude. Well, congratulations. Um, that is what we call a reverse final destination, you know, completely insane. But I'm glad you're still around, man, cuz you're God. That sounds terrifying, huh? Want to see a bug? weird bug? This can't be modified anymore, but it doesn't say so anywhere. I can't add a second power to it, and I don't know why. Just says cannot transfigure this item. It was working the other day, too, and suddenly it just stopped. No idea. You're off to bed now. Night, dude. All right. You ready, Tix? All right, we're going to Harajri Strong Room and also enemies explode when they die. I'm sorry. You're having a hard time building a good warlock. Any tips? Yeah. Um, I would say most of my power comes from the Paragon board. We have a lot of really weird options for uniques. A lot of them actually. And so what I did was I built mine around what is called apocalypse using a glove called hands of the world breaker that bonuses apocalypse. It also makes it so apocalypse is a sigil skill. Now my chest piece also flesh rit carropus buffs sigil skills. So now I'm just buffing that one twice, right? Uh sigil of chaos, bombardment and apocalypse are my main bread and butter. And then having my demon for my soul shard lets me have more bonuses on top of it. But the idea behind Warlock that I'm finding is don't treat it like a necromancer. It is not a summoner class. It is a I summon things to sacrifice them to make them blow up class, if that makes sense. Like you are generating little bomblelets that stick around for a minute, not having like summons you hold on to with lots of power. And as you can see, I just hit for 402 billion in there. It works. Works really well. By the way, this is a dungeon that we will want to loot, like fully loot. It's going to have a lot of gold in it. Haraj portal over here. Hey, everybody into the herdic pter portal. All in. Okay, let me see. Wait, wait. Don't pop any of these. Um, summon a special demon. Guide ghost apparitions to pillars for 75 horicment. Pillars will tether nearby monsters. And we'll do pillars tethering nearby monsters. Is everybody in here? We're missing somebody. Takes you coming.
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Got a repair. All right, I'll wait then. Is there any guide for this build? No, I made it all on stream. It's just like a homebrew weirdness that I've made, but I've been having a blast with it. It's working out really, really nicely. So, I might put another paragon board down for it, but I don't know which one I would do. That's kind of where I'm at right now is I've got three more points I need to do for max HP and then I'm going to do something else with it. might go and pick up this rare node because that's more crit chance or crit strike damage rather. What do you mean you? This is great. This one's busted. Absolutely busted. All right, Tix is here. We're going to do this. You want to find ghosts and lead them to pillars. Otherwise, you're destroying pillars. And we got to go as fast as we can. We only get 60 seconds. I'm going to a far one. Okay, that pillar's done. That one's done. 20 seconds left. 3 seconds. All right. And we are good. Got to kill agony here. All right, boss dead. Well, we got five. Nice. Yeah, these little Herodrick events are only inside of these dungeons like this. They're inside of nightmare dungeons and they're rare as [ __ ] So, like we find it, we just get a bunch of loot, bunch of XP. You know, with the strong rooms is the goal to complete as many pillars in the 60 seconds. It's to get that little bar of XP on the top right to maximum. Um, you want to get it to tier six. We got it to tier five, but we're on tournament 12, so it's like really hard. The um the general idea is kill elites, kill everything near the pillars, always have a pillar active, and try to push. — The pillars do push it forward. And you get to choose three like debuffs while you're in there. And the debuff that I chose made it so that we get pillared like tethered guys to the pillars. That increases the amount of power it gets overall. Yeah. Uh it's a lot of like effects all at the same time is the idea, but it's effectively the idea behind it is go fast, kill fast, right? That's the whole game. The whole game is clear speed the video game, you know? Instant death, dude. Jesus Christ. — How's it going? Hope you and the family are well. Everything's going great, dude. Hope you're doing well. This is why I need the helmet. — The helmet's another 20% damage reduction and I will survive even longer. I'll go from a one shot to a one shot. It'll be great. — Take this, my friend. It's not much, but I hope it helps. — Hey, new Aragon level. Maximum health. Can't complain. Thanks for asking. Yeah, dude. Anytime. All you see are big numbers in color. You look for things and like you know what you're looking for eventually. Oh, I'm bugged. There we go. Jesus Christ, dude.
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The instant death is getting rough, man. I think it's the explosions when they die that's killing me. I think that's what's doing it. Diablo turns into beat hazard. Yeah. Wait. Cursed shr run. Curse shrine. Come back. — Bless you. — Come back. — Her shrine is so cool. Sometimes when you pop a shrine, it becomes cursed and you get waves of enemies and they just give you a shitload of XP. Wouldn't have made it without you. Almost died. Yeah, it's the exploding enemies that's killing me 100%. I survived on that one. It was after a wave dud. Nice. Death is pretty inconvenient. It breaks your gear by 10%, costs you gold. You don't want to die. dying bad. In hardcore, you lose your character. Okay, we got the key. Yeah, you basically have 10 lives. That is correct. In some activities you have less. Um, some of them will actually be like you can die a certain number of times, but not all activities are like that. So, In Hell Tides, you drop half of your cinders. You can also make it so that you don't drop any cinders with achievements with the new um like war table [ __ ] but that is an option. It's kind of nice. Neath iron. Grab that. Grab this. that. How do you increase difficulty without going to the main menu in town? You will see on the mini map, you see this little weird icon right there? Looks like a sun. Interact with that. And if you interact with that, it'll bring up a menu if it'll actually let me right now. There we go. And uh you can just change your difficulty there. Although, everybody in the party has to agree to it. And it has to be available for everyone in the party as well. Money money. — Feeling lucky. Mainland. — It's worth an exit. Uh yeah, not too bad. — Okay, let's see here. Ancestral ring first. And then where's the other one? There was a glove. There it is. Ricewoven nightmare. Lame. And a Zafal's corroded signant. Also kind of lame. Thice woven nightmare actually increases terrorist swarm damage by 30% though. H. But it's physical damage multiplier. It's terrible. — Pity to break another's work. — There we go. — And now that has unlocked this cuz that was my last activity. — And many more to come. — It's just a [ __ ] amount of loot. — Step up to my anvil. — Then I got a schism.
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That actually might be better than my current one in the stash. — And a dungeon cache. A legendary seal sells for 13 million. I've been melting those. Oh my god, these sell for a lot. Why have I been melting these? What a fool I've been. Look at this. Oh, wait. What the hell? Where do I sell them? That guy won't buy. And I need different ritual sites now spawn in the pit. And special materials can spawn in different environments. There we go. The pit has been upgraded. My pit is now level five, by the way. Nice. — Hell Tide is only level four. I need to level up layer bosses. That's the biggest thing for me right now. I only got one layer boss in this map. So, I have to start with Hell Tide or That's a lot of XP. Oh, but A large amount of dungeon keys. A legendary Wait, wait. Decline. Decline. I need to beat a layer boss. — Do that. — No pit yet for me. I need to check all my stuff first. That is really a weird item. But it's also like three greater aics. So — taken apart swinging away. — This should be interesting. — Can I sell this to you? No. Who buys this [ __ ] Where can I find a vendor that buys those seals, man? 25% chance to turn enemies into minions is crazy. South the oval vendor. Oh, that works. You're right. Oh my god, it's so much gold. Yeah, that's a ton of gold. All right, well, at least I got my gold making [ __ ] now. each of my unique charms is worth 8 million. Insane actually. No, I don't even know anything about it. ADHD center. I'll sell this one off. It's a dupe. — I thought mainlanders had a sense of adventure. — I got I'm up to 30 million now. Set bonus um glyphs sell for 1. 3 million each. I need to go kill the blood maiden. You're making NPC gods now. I'm okay with that. You link the plane crash article in stream chat. That's crazy. Bitter nerves. That really is an insane story. Glad you're still around. That's um it's a hell of a thing. Today we're asked to create an automated pipeline that will run periodically pulling bugs from the ticketing system and automatically fixing it. Wait. Automatically fixing the bugs from the pipeline. Wait, wait, wait. What? Wait, what? So you they want you to create a tool that pulls bugs from your guys's inspector, your ticketing system
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automatically fixes them, and then opens a poll request with the fix. The words were, quote, "I want AI to fix the bugs since AI makes no mistakes and is better at fixing bugs. Run. Run away. Actually, don't even run away. Soak up a paycheck until they fire everybody collapses. Get as much money from those people as possible and then don't ever leave. You have a free job right now. Start applying everywhere else and soak up a paycheck until you get something else. Dude, that's ass. What a horrible environment. " Yeah, I know. That's some quiet quitting [ __ ] right there. That's insane. Anyway, I'm ready for you guys when you are. The state of tech, my dudes. Honestly, dude, you know what I would do? I would build exactly what they asked you to build. And when it deletes something in the production environment, you can tell them, "I did it. I told it to do exactly what you wanted and this is what it chose to do cuz it will do it. We've seen it do it in the past. Five whispers. I love the whispers we get from these. Oh, echo abion. Oh [ __ ] H. Did he just kill me and leave? What the hell? Oh my god. That is a scary ass boss. Yeah, he just straight up killed me and left. He didn't drop any loot. That dude didn't even drop loot. All right. Now I need to do harbingers. How do we find harbingers? There's Aringer. There's one. When AI decides to cheat, it full sends. Oh, dude. It's crazy. Like I just can't believe how out of touch so many executives are on this. Like it's a business risk and you should understand what you're getting into when you make those types of requests and yet they don't understand the requests and they demand it and then it just their company implodes or they suffer great economic losses because they don't know what the hell they're thinking or doing really at that point. And it's like dude, you know, you can't run your company based on vibes and buzzwords from Twitter, man. Like it doesn't work that way. Harbingers appear from ritual circles. All right. Like these ones. — Is that a harbinger or they just not always summoning? Yeah, bros. Posting their daily builds on Twitter is hilarious. I know. I haven't seen another one. Like I think it's fine to use AI to teach yourself something, but once you're like, give it full control of the production environment, like you've lost me entirely, dude. Like that's the dumbest [ __ ] I've ever heard in my life.
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See, you guys can do Torment 12. You're kicking ass in here. And the amount of XP you're getting is enormous, too. Oh, Ravenous. Stay inside the orb or inside of the circle, but you're going to take damage every second you're in it. Understand eventually it will become untankable like it just did for me. And it will not reset if you leave the circle and come back in. It just scales forever. But I keep summoning dudes forever. Oh, I had to get out. I almost inched the died. — What is this? I got a quest of some kind. Dude, you still in that thing? You're insane. You're an insane person. Another harbinger. Nice. Please. Please, sir. Why do you stay in the circle so long? Please, sir. The circle. The circle hurts. So, please. He's gone mad with power, chat. Oh my god. Finally. All right. I am no longer starved of gold. Mini event. mortal souls ripe for Lilith. We got to kill the little bonded dudes. I just realized I have 500 cinders right now. And somebody is summoning the zone boss, which means there's another player finally on Torment 12. Someone out there is has just as much of no life as we do. The damage is so high. — Bearer of Lilis blood, she will have your soul. should be done. There we go. All right. Orchard gifts open. The hell are the gifts? I haven't seen a single gift this time. There we go. If you guys follow me, I'm going to start opening up a bunch of these chests and I can get Gregori to spawn. No, Greg.
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Pronounce Jip. I don't think so. Do they still have world bosses? Yeah, they do. And they're really fun. Okay, going to the next one. Yo, Gleammanson. No. You wish to not become paced. You'll get there, buddy. For now, you get to paste max, but eventually. All right, got another one down here. They must have turned down the likelihood of Greg spawning cuz it used to be a lot higher. Like it was like one and two and I just did three in a row with nothing. still technically possible, but it feels less. Mystery cashier It looks like somebody may have summoned the boss and just left or not. All of these cinders are working towards our season achievement as well. — Colin's not Krillin. Maybe Jamcha. Why you like this? He could be Krillin. We're We are 131 on Twitch said, "Chat, please help me remember my shopping list. A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter. A loaf of milk, a container of bread, and our Joe Dirt DVD. A Joe Dirt DVD. Scarlet Johansson and treasure from a fish tank. — It makes sense. — He's all sound invalid and good. Treasure from a fish tank as well. Super hopeful for this DLC, but not quite there yet for you. Really? What about it didn't you like? Because I think this is probably the best that Diablo I has ever been. And it was like really not fun last expansion. Like last expansion for me was pretty abysmal. Oh, it's Dural. Nice. Was Duriel? Yeah. Speaking of which, you guys want to go kill Duriel? He's part of the achievement. Hello. — This expansion has been very nice. Great breath of fresh air for Diablo. That's how I feel about it, too. That's why I'm surprised that someone didn't like it. Um, that's why I'm wondering like what is it that didn't hit for them, you know? Cuz for me, this is way better than Diablo I has ever been. It has more endgame options than Diablo II did. The story is better than Diablo II. It's no Diablo I, but I don't think anything can be Diablo I to be honest with you. You know what I mean? I'm out of hearts, by the way. Path of Exile. I played Path of Exile 2 quite a lot. Um, I would say that the amount of endgame is mostly limited to maps in Diab in Path of Exile 2. With Diablo IV, there's a lot of different
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activities that you get to do in different game modes that I think is actually better or at least more varied than Path of Exalt 2. Does that make sense? Like with the additions that they've added in this expansion, the amount of endgame activities are the most of any action RPG I've played, which is surprising because before Diablo I had no endame, which was kind of a meme. Yikes. Almost died. I would say for me the gameplay experience of Path of Exile 2 is better for hardcore though and I play a lot of hardcore. So they made D4 playable. Exactly. I'll show you what I mean um after we finish this cuz it's the progression systems are really goddamn good. Like really good. She's still not dead. All right, let me do these other chests real quick. I don't have any more summons, so I need to know if I open as many of these as possible because I've got 700 cinders and I can summon Gregoria on any one of these. So, it's definitely worth There is no cow level. There definitely is. That is not true. Don't listen to them. That's a lie. Every time you say there is no cow level, the one piece gets farther away. Yep. It's true. Oh, it's Gregori. Good old Greg. Okay, they definitely hot fix Greg. He's uh he was dropping before like five or six uniques and also spawned all the time and sometimes in doubles. So, they nerfed him for sure. It's kind of rough. There's seriously no chests around here. Where the hell did they go? The cow level in Diablo II was great. No, it wasn't. It was so against what Diablo is about. What do you mean it was great? Stupid ass Whimsyshshire. I hated Whimsy Shire, man. This game is about grim dark fantasy, not killing My Little Pony and Care Bears. I hated it. Oh, Greg. We got a Greg spawn. You got elemental resistance. It's going to be hard. Think he died. Yeah, he did. All right. I hit him with an old nuclear bomb. All right, we've got another one of these chests over here. That one's kind of worthless. Ow. I spawned a Greg.
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Yikes. There we go. Maybe they didn't nerf him. Maybe I just needed to kill more. Look at all those freaking uniques, dude. Holy [ __ ] My inventory is full. That is so many. Favorite action RPG? For story, I would say Diablo. Um, overall, I really like the Roger. I like the Prime Evils. I think they're cool as [ __ ] For gameplay and action, I would say most definitely Path of Exile right now. Path of Exile is just really Path of Exile 2 specifically is fantastic. They've done a really good job with it, I think. Anyway, let's see. Soulbrand, you gain 29% damage reduction while you have a barrier. That is disgustingly cool. Um, but not for me. Fist of fate. Flicker steps. Those I will keep. I'll put that in the stash. Flicker step is rare and good. Turn that into a rune. — What brings you? — Yen's blessing. — That's it for that piece. Yeah, dude. These are worth 13 million gold each. What the hell? That's crazy. I had no idea. — I thought mainst isn't it? — Time to make another. What's it going to be? It's a helmet. It's the Harley Quinn. Finally. God damn it. Yes. At a greater aics to cool down reduction. Glorious. Finally, dude. 20% damage reduction and plus four to all skills. Finally, dude. Are you aware of the populace effort to buy Spirit Airlines? Why? Why? Oh, I'm sorry, Tix. I finally got my helmet. It's finally done. I have to wear this one because 80% multiplicative increased damage, but my paladin needs this helmet. Gem fragments for sure. I can't believe it finally dropped, man. Good old Harlequin. So, the cool thing about Harlequin quest is it gives plus4 ranks to all sills. If I put it on my paladin, my paladin is now going to get plus4 to each one of his auras. And he's using all three auras. It's ridiculously strong. You need more diamonds. You have 4k diamond fragments. But 80k others, you need more diamonds. We always need more diamonds though, to be honest. And this one, my current helmet basically doubles my damage. So, it's better for damage classes like me. This one's better for a robots like that. And that's pretty sick. Yeah, you can convert your fragments. That's true. If you talk to the jeweler here, gem fragments like this, it'll make it out of other fragments. See? But it takes a lot of them to make one is the problem. It's a hundred of each of the others to make one of this one, which it's kind of [ __ ] Yeah, it's 100 to one. It's actually 300 to one cuz it's 100 of all three of the others. Not really a good trade to be honest. That's not what I wanted. God damn it. Is it 300 to get 200? I thought it was 300 to get one is what it showed. Is it actually 200? Oh, it says material granted 200 under. Okay. At least it's not as bad as I thought, but it's still not great. Back in I go.
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You consider playing hardcore? Not on Diablo 4. On um Path of Exile 2? Absolutely. Diablo I has too many oneshot mechanics that are not fun or readable. I personally don't like them. Arais's will. Interesting. All right. So, this helmet goes over here and we're good to go. — Melt all this [ __ ] off. Take these. Pop it into here. Oh, actually, I should probably do all this special stuff on this. Um, we'll temper this with armor. I'll do an armor stack on that. And it immediately gets greater aics armor in one shot. It's the chosen helmet. Chosen. Hell yeah, dude. — Worthy of the ancient feast. — Maximum resource doesn't matter. Maximum life is okay. I don't think you can temper the special ability, can you? Like that's not possible, is it? I guess you could temper the cooldown reduction. Like that would maybe be possible or masterwork rather. Yeah, you can't masterwork the power. And that's the power corrupted. No, this is the only one I have. I'm pretty happy with it. I think this is fine. I need to put this on my peladin, though. It's the claw. Before this, expect you had to play Diablo I hardcore. Really? Oh, to find the game enjoyable. Yeah. No, I would agree with that. I would super agree with that. There wasn't really like a deep end game before. Grim dark. Diablo's universe is definitely grim dark. It's supposed to be. Anyway, yes, the Harley Quinn. The Harley Quinn is done. And I have three more Paragon points to spend on this character. Now, what do I want? Maybe that. Just max faith. I don't even know what that would do for me. Go that way. There's not really anything else for me to do on the paragon board for this character, but I have like another 100 points I can get. Does block chance worth work without shield? Not as far as I know. I don't think it does because I don't have a shield. So I don't you What would you block with? Right. I don't really know. Let me see. Do TDS in the meantime. Mr. Guru on Twitch said, "Thor, I need some life advice. I've said it before, but I work in healthcare, but my body has been feeling like it's been shutting down. nausea runs ect. So I called in today but I feel guilty like I should empty cuz I need to do my job but I'm so burnt out I don't know what to do greater than less than brain trees to beat me up because of the empathy I have. I don't know. It just hurts knowing I can't do it today. — Dude, it sounds like you need paid time off, man. That's what your job is for. Like that's what paid time off at your work is for. Take some time for yourself. Put in for like let them know that you're going to be taking a break, man. Um, like legitimately it sounds like you're just burnt out as [ __ ] Like entirely so. And if you're working in healthcare, I can understand that completely. I don't think you're wrong for that anyway. Yeah. Legitimately so. I don't think you're wrong. Like working in rescue is really rough in that regard as well. And working in healthcare is going to be just the same. So
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yeah, the medical field 100% takes advantage of people's empathy. Yes. And at the same time, like take your paytime off. If you The way that I look at it is it's the same if you're drowning, right? You need to save yourself before you can save the next person. It's you're drowning right now. You got to take your time off. And it doesn't mean you're weak. That [ __ ] is tough, man. On your birthday break right now. You just needed some time away from the work environment. Yeah. Caregivers givers guilt is a thing. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Does anybody know if you can block with no shield? Is that possible? Do we know? Let me look up the internet. Diablo or can you block without a shielded? Let's see. Huh? Spirit born can block with a scor a quarter staff. Block is not dependent on your weapon type at all. Block damage reduction is useless if you can't block. What is my block damage reduction innately? Is there a block damage reduction? I have 1. 6% 6% block chance or dodge chance rather. I guess you naturally get 15% block damage reduction. So I guess it does technically work which is weird. But okay, right. I guess it's going to give me bonus damage and other [ __ ] So yeah, I guess I can get the block chance, huh? And this one will give me more block damage reduction. So I guess that also kind of works. Although it's weird, you know, I get hand blocks, right? Yeah. Block chance is 5% now. Weird as [ __ ] Well, let me go into this. I don't have a ring on this character, you know. I need to get the other starless skies ring and then he will become god back to the warlock. Do you like Diablo 4? Yes. Uh I thought it was terrible before this season. I think it's amazing though. Yeah, he pulls out his phone and blocks people on social media. It works, dude. Blazedout Gaming on Twitch said, "Getting a root canal today. Kind of scared. Kind of just want him to numb me up and start drilling so I can go home and have lobster bisque for dinner. " — That's Which do you prefer, New England clam chowder or Rhode Island clam chowder? — New England. It's not even close. Yeah, straight up. And that'll probably cause a fight, but that's fine. Hey, apparently there's a whisper event for a greater boss somewhere. I'm trying to find where though. Huh? Cuz my inventory is showing the icon. Oh. Oh. Do you want to go do Misto's Harbinger of Hatred on Torment 12? It's worth five whispers. Should be fun, right? Should be fun. — Nalcar on Twitch said, "You're an amazing person, and I just want to let you know that we are never going to give you up, never going to let you down. " — Oh
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Winky messaged me and he's like, "Magic the Gathering and Dwarf Fortress are doing a collab. " And I said, "No, Strike the Earth. Zero out of 10. Yep. You're ready to paint the floor? Well, Gleamman, that's your job. So, should work great. I'm probably also going to die. It's probably going to be our glorious uh Sorc here carrying a little bit. I've never fought this one and we're doing it on tournament 12. So, sad to see what MTG has become. It's the Fortnite of cards, is that it? Like, that's all it is. We can do it. I think we can. All right. Here we go. Oh, look. Portals. Puppy mad. Just stay out of the rings. What? What did I do? Was there a pool of [ __ ] on the ground? I think there was ground cuz he attacked I saw him attacking to the right so I dodged to the left and I think his body was blocking the pool of [ __ ] on the ground. Damn. Damn. War plan done. There was absolutely stuff on the floor. I hate floor stuff, man. That is so much stuff. stuff. Like that is a lot of stuff, man. Oh, that's where the dog head comes from. Let me see. And that's where Tammerity comes from. I need Tammerity. Unironically, want to do it again. You got two chests, so it's fine. I need a tearity, but I need one that rolled maximum health, armor, and resist all, which is just never going to happen. Like, that's I can't do the second chest. That's somebody else's um special. It's their talents. You got to remember we get talents now for like the type of content we do. And that was his whatever it was. Yep. Pools of [ __ ] on the ground. Great. Not very nice, sir. He's standing in a [ __ ] pool. Not a fan. Oh, he fell to the ground. Got you, my man. I got a mythic. Is it the ring that I need? It's the ring I need for my paladin. Sick. Nice. Rocket. This is actually a really easy boss fight. Like legitimately, it's not that bad. As far as like [ __ ] mechanics go, it's a pretty simple one. You have so much stuff. We'll go back to town after this run. Couldn't see the pools. It looks like you couldn't see them either. That's so annoying. It's not easy till it isn't. It's just you got to get out of the pools and that's it. It's just stupid because you can't see the goddamn floor with all the spell effects. It's really annoying. You pull your five pulls, dude.
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There we go. All right. Now we can go back to town. Loot too full. This what it like it's like to chew five gum. It's true, dude. You figured it out. — K O R O N_VT on Twitch said one word. Gregs. — Yeah. I feel the Gregs, dude. Okay, so on my paladin, we need critical strike damage and I needed to roll greater aics. And there's no other option. There we go. Well, it rolled 50. It didn't roll greater. I need to roll greater. Every time it hits this, it has a chance to roll greater. And thankfully, it doesn't cost any gold doing this. It just costs resources. But I basically unlimited for this. How many more scrolls? Yeah, I got 105 rolls. Rolled 50 again. Not greater. May the fifth be with you. What? It's May 4th. This is the day that I post pictures of Spock and piss people off, right? Isn't that how that works? Set stack aixes. There we go. Greater aics 63%. And now what we can do is we take this back out. We go to masterworking. Masterwork the [ __ ] out of it. Plus four to core skills. Core skills are not what I need on this. I think I need it to roll the critical strike chance or that a greater aics and mash the work the critical strike damage. No, I think I need the crit chance. I think crit chance is actually better here. As awesome as that [ __ ] is. Damn it. Out of gold. You — know where to find me. Yeah, you got to post Spock saying nanu nanu piss off everybody. That is the way, dude. — I'll be here swinging away. Okay, we can go sell these to the vendor. There's a ton of gold. And I can grab this back out and get some more rolls on masterwork because they're 10 million each. There it is. That's the bonus. That's the one. Now I can come down here and add a socket to this bad boy. — Good luck, mainlander. — And put it off into here. And now I can play my paladin at all times. That is great. The only other thing I need now is a ascended world breaker and ascended boots. And that's it. I also have these new corrupted roots that I haven't used yet. So, I don't know how that works. — Fight well, my friend. — What's the current estimated time for TDS to trigger? Oh, whenever I press the button. — Wingd vamp on Twitch said Thor, Mr. follyly gifted provider of knowledge. — Hello. — You do understand that chat minus h equals cat. Coincidence? I think not. — Are you trying to say that I do have a cat and it's named chat? Is that what you're saying to me?
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Whoa. Okay. I hate these stupid tornadoes. God damn it. Your cat is meatball. I don't have a cat. Um, Jaragashi, if you transmute an item, if you transfigure it, doesn't it become permanent, permanently unchangeable, but also can be [ __ ] Can't it ruin the item or no? Or is it only good outcomes? So far, you haven't bricked a single item. I keep dying for some goddamn reason. Can you brick an item, though? Like, is it possible to What difficulty is this? Torment 12. Highest. I'm waiting for you guys, by the way. Yeah. I don't know if it is possible to break an item. Last season it was item, but the Roger cube didn't exist back then, did it? Blizz even said that you can't brick it. Really? Yeah, we're not talking about swap attribute. We're talking about transfigure. It's a totally new thing. Like here, here's what I'll do. It only adds to the item, never reduces. Okay. So, if I take this and I put it in here and we transfigure the item, is there anything that I can put in there as part of this process? Removes the riskiest but also the most powerful outcomes. That tells me that I can brick it. Please wait. What? Sparkle Theater, what's up? Like this screams to me that it will break the item. Yeah, that one says 100% chance to make it unmifiable. That's not what I'm wondering about. This item has a very high chance to become unmodifiable after transfiguration. And I can use a tuning prism to narrow the outcomes. And I only have two tuning prisms. won't let me do other ones. Where'd you get that ring? Um, you can get it off of any boss at the end game. I have two of them. So, but they're unique. You can't wear two. See, when something is unmodifiable, can you still put gems in it? You can brick Jimbo. Can you stop using whatever shorthand that is? That made your text completely un unreadable, man. Has to have a socket already. Okay. So, I can still change the gem out. So, that's not part of modification. Using the Koolan tuning prism supposedly keeps it being un modifiable. That only works with uh amulets though. You can't use it with this. And even then, it doesn't even work with all amulets because like mine is broken right now and doesn't do that. And I don't really know why. Like I do this and then I pop in this thing to do it. It'll say no. Even though it used to work. I don't know why it did it. It's very weird. As far as you know, the worst you can do is get stats you don't need or indestructible with nothing else. Why would indestructible be a problem? Is that just make it so that it I mean it doesn't have durability, right? Like who gives a [ __ ] That doesn't really matter. A keyword nothing else. I mean, I guess when you say nothing else, do you mean like delete every other aics or just add indestructible and be done? Okay, does not reduce. All right, I'm not going to use the entropic tuning prison. I'm not going to. I'm going to transmute with this. We good? I think we're good. I have a backup one in case it blows up, right?
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Plus two item quality. What? So it counted as being Okay, I'm going to do that to the other one, too, because that is technically just better. It can go all the way to 15, though. It rolled. It rolled two. I'm going to do it to the other one, too. Plus 10. 5% resist all. Damn, actually busted unironically. That's a really good one. Okay, so now the end game is make a Giga mythic, pour everything into it, and then transfigure is effectively where we're at right now. The difference between those is huge, by the way. Look at this. It's like 50,000 toughness. All right, I'm going to with that in mind. With that in mind, I should keep tempering this until it gets greater aics on fire damage. Yeah. The hell is my fire damage? Video game, please. Please, video game. There it is. 60%. There we go. Greater graphics. And is it 50? 41 45 39 60%. So, we got two great affixes on this. And then I can transfigure this weapon cuz it's really good. And like it's dunzo. I was I didn't transfigure anything because I was terrified I could break the item. That's what I was scared of this whole time. It rolled indestructible. Unfortunate, but what are you going to do? What's item quality do? Uh, so you know how we have plus 25 quality? Um, plus 25 quality is what that is. So it just got plus two. So now it's 27 quality. It's like you master worked at two more levels. That's all. And it's not possible to master work beyond 25. So getting anything beyond that is kind of cool. Not a requirement, but nice. and transfigure. What did that get? Wait, it got another 3% critical strike chance. Oh, that's really weird. Can you transfigure again? Another transfigure. Uh, not if it permas it, which it says it has a very high chance to. And this one permit, so I can't transfigure again. This one trans this one per mode. So yeah, can't do it again. I checked the helmet already. I can't transfigure again. It's permitted. I should technically be transfiguring everything I own now. You know, that is how I should be doing this. Yeah, let's try and figure this [ __ ] Screw it. Make it insane. What did it do? Did it get more willpower? Oh, I only have max [ __ ] No, it already had more armor. It was already at 4,000. I don't actually know. I think it was willpower. It's kind of a weird one. What are you going to do? Yeah, this one is also maxed. Let's figure 6. 3% willpower. Whoa. Holy [ __ ] That's like 300 willpower, dude. God damn. This one didn't perma. Oh, you're right. I think I'd rather have something other
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than willpower. It's at 182 right now. Wait, what? What is that doing? Wait, did it Oh, it added a greater aics. It put greater aics on it. It's maximum life though. And it made it ancestral. Wait, was it already ancestral? I think it already was. It was. Yeah, they really need to tell you what the hell it changes for sure. I'm at 2321 willpower. 6. 3% willpower is busted, dude. That actually unlocked a whole bunch of [ __ ] in my board, too. Let me see. I need strength for that one. Yeah, look at that. I just got another 3% total armor from that. Hell yeah, man. No, that's great. That's so good. If you don't know, willpower is my primary stat, too. So, this increases all of my skill damage by 291% or 290% and also increases my healing received. Yeah, the old Diablo interface would tell you what's happening. I wish this one did, too, for sure. All right, that goes to my paladin. This is now busted. Weapon is now a meme. I am dramatically more powerful than I was five minutes ago. The transfigure system is very good. Like, very, very good. All right, I am ready for the bosses if you guys are ready. Super chicken on Twitch with 500 bits said this ends never that TTS yes on my friend it on goes and some knowing people typing started it because forever will it but it continue what not was this end it on goes and — some knowing people typing started it because forever will it but it goes never on my friend it goes and — some knowing people typing started it — oh god Hell. Uh, my toughness is over 2. 5 million now. More. That was a Torment 12 song. Yeah. All right. You have 600k toughness. I'm over 2 million at all times. When you're nearby, I get really, really high toughness. Like, drop your aura real quick. — Yeah. 2 2. 1 million or 1. 6 million depending on when your AR is running. Tsio wer on Twitch said, "This is a fine day, don't you think? " — Yet it goes on and on, my dude. People started dancing not knowing why they were. But it's okay because life will go on and on another time loop. — Yes, that's life, my friend. Sometimes people stop asking why, and that's when they achieve it. Self realization. And then life goes on again. Because Thor, how does it feel being stuck in a time loop? This is the worst. — It's Gent on Twitch said, "Good day, Thor. Pardon this PSA. " To be honest, this should be the endless TTS. — No. — Everyone, it's time to clean your keyboard. Look at it. Look at all the — Yes, it's gross. Not you, though. Just it. Clean it. You're an adult. You can do this. Thank you. Love to the tactical attack, Slinkies. Yah. — I actually took a throwaway toothbrush for cleaning. Took all my keys off my keyboard last week and then brushed it all down to get all the garbage out of it. It was good. It was good time. Now it's clean. Bob Smon on Twitch said the time has come to awaken him. Moo Kowkish. Moo Kowish. I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld to bring forth this beast and awaken. Awaken awaken. Password accepted. TTS limiter unlocked. Mufisto on Twitch said moo. Moo moo. Mufisto on Twitch said. And sir, having defeated the nefarious cow, our hero, the co wins back the heart of the lovely cow.
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— I like how you put the like your ultimate not on top of the boss. That's pretty good. Rings. Rings of [ __ ] Ah [ __ ] I was trying to get him up and he put a [ __ ] underneath me. I was trying to res you and the boss is like, "No. " Yay. Unique charm, huh? All right. What did I get? What's this unique? Damaging an enemy with non-basic skills marks them for 3 seconds. Oh, it's pain gorgers. Okay, that's not that interesting, unfortunately. But it is worth 8 million. I think they may have screwed up with the gold value of charms because if I sell an ancestral unique, it's 130,000, but unique charm, it's 8. 8 million, which is ridiculous, actually. So, I don't know, man. Yeah. No. HH16. Um, I had to let a number of people go. Uh, I'm not as large of a creator as I was last year. Couldn't afford everybody. And after that, a couple of people resigned and we still have a team. You know, I still have multiple staff members that do different things. If you want to know more about it, I put out an announcement in Discord under news and that's it. You know, you have to understand it is a, you know, I run a business and there's a lot of people who work here and if we don't make enough money, then we can't have all those people. Doesn't make any sense. We were making negative income for too long and tried to draw it out and couldn't do it. So, you get millions even for yellow charms. No, yellows should only be about 200k. I think it's not a not that much. That's a lot. Oop. Melt all those. The legendary seals are 13 million. Yeah, the seals are 13 million, which is crazy. — You know where to find me. — I haven't found a mythic seal yet, but apparently they can drop anywhere. But if you get one, they're crazy. One of them allows you to have three um three unique charms. Yeah. Oh, your husband has a birthday today. Watching together. Nice. Congratulations. Happy birthday. Huh? Did you guys see this thing with Magic the Gathering for Lord of the Rings? So, they put in an announcement for this. So, a message from Dan Frasier, Wizard of the Coast. Dan Frasier has been making [ __ ] in MTG for years, right? Like forever. The Dan Frasier slip-up is really weird. So, he said, "I made a mistake. " This is really weird. Recently, fans noted the similarities between the one ring by Martin Nale and the newly released image of the one ring by Dan Frasier. Those similarities are not coincidental, unfortunately. From Dan, he said, "I made a mistake and I feel awful. I especially feel for Marta, whose work I adore. In trying to create an iconic version of the one ring, while looking at the references online, I ended up using Marta's ring as a reference and painted over it to try to depict the item fans hold dear to their hearts. Using it as a reference and painting over it, that's not a reference. That's a copy paste. That's not a trace. That's not traced. Look at all the little details. They're exactly the same. That is not a reference. That's not what a reference is. The ring. It's the same ring plus
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writing on it. All right, man. Cool. Disappointing. Yeah, that looks like an I'm sorry I got caught apology for sure. Which sucks because like Dan Frasier has been around for ages, dude. — Let me see how long he's been working on MTG. — Over 30 years. Why would you do that, man? People make mistakes. That's a weird one to make, though, man. Like that is legitimately a weirdass mistake to make. You can't really convince me otherwise. Uh let's do this one for the whispers. Yeah, that's a conscious decision, not a mistake. And it's not a flash in the pan. Easy one to make either. like you have to sit there and do that for like hours building the thing and somebody who's been in the industry for 30 years knows well better than to do that. It's very strange. Dude, transfiguring is awesome. Oh, I was in the center of the ring when I realized it was there. Still a shame, though. It's just weird. Oh, yeah. No, this isn't Wizards the Ghost stealing art because it's Wizards of the Coast art technically. It's just really goddamn weird to see. You know what I mean? Okay, hold up. Special demon breach shrine interacted with evade cool down increased but we get more attunement and then get the ghost to the shrines. There we go. I'm going to start the next one. Finish that one first. The hell are the enemies? We're not doing very well. Yeah, that shrine didn't end. And there were no enemies left on it. It's really weird. Okay, we got tier five. Good work. There's the boss. I don't know why those shrines didn't end. Like, we had everything killed nearby and it just wouldn't stop. It was very, very weird. Holy [ __ ] that's a lot of gold. Yeah, I do think it's really weird and sad though. like it's not they're not stealing, you know, anything because it's all owned by Wizard of the Coast. But I will say that having them do that is just kind of it's kind of [ __ ] because they sell those for so much. Wait, is there a second Herajic portal? What? Yeah, it's disappointing because like if they're selling these types of things for so much, you'd expect it to be unique and new content. Um, and it's also not his work. Even if it's all owned by by, you know, like Wizards the Coast, it's not his. So, it's just kind of [ __ ] Like, that's the problem there. I'm glad that players noticed kind of how I feel about it. And I do think it's really [ __ ] and makes wizards look bad and you know, rightly so. Idol of the imp. Dude, my dungeons are starting to get
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weird. I'm getting all kinds of cool events and [ __ ] now cuz I've been leveling them up. What? Lighting [ __ ] on the ground. Seems he said sorry after the fans called him out. No, he did say sorry, but like I don't know, man. Having to do that much work sitting there staring at something that you know you're just stealing from another artist's stuff. Like what are you doing? That's it. As much as I love that dude's work, for me it's kind of like, you know, the South Park meme where like the ISP is sitting there rubbing their nipples and they're like, "We're sorry. " It feels like that knowing that he had to spend like hours and hours staring at this work knowing that he took it from someone else. Like it's just dumb. Also, it's a simple gold ring. There'll be plenty of similarities. Oh, no, no, it's not. It's not similarities. I just showed it. It's literally It's not traced. It's an exact copy paste. It's a really good reference. You're funny. Yeah. No, it's an exact copy paste. It's not a reference. Uh, nothing like that. Oh, Pick's got a ring of Starless. Wonder if they'll check his other work now. I guarantee you fans are going through everything he's ever made over the last 30 years in Magic the Gathering and checking to see if he's done this before. My hope is that since he's been called out on it um this one time that it has never happened previously and will never happen again. If he did it previously, he's screwed. like yeah he said that it was quote a reference. It is not a reference. That is not what reference means. Like we just looked at the post man that's not a reference. Hey. Oh, wait. Neo rune. Yoink. Sounds to me like it's a case of damned if you do, damned if you don't. No. It's definitely not It's just damned if you do. He shouldn't have done that. Like, it's this is not a this is not rocket science here, right? Like, let me show you. For whatever reason, you missed this somehow. Um, he says right here, he made a mistake in trying to create an iconic version of the ring. He looked at references online and ended up using Marta's ring as a reference. This is not a reference. That is an exact copy paste. This is not a damned if you don't situation. This is don't steal other people's work. It's not rocket science like at all. Not rocket science. directly copy pasted. Like come on, man. Yeah, it's the same image that's been lightly rotated. Like, oh, that's literally a different background of the writing on it. Dude, we're talking about the ring. Look at all the reflections of the ring. It's the same goddamn ring. How do you need this explained to you? Where is your pattern recognition? You evolved to have that to survive in the wild. This has to be rage bait. I swear to God, it's the same goddamn ring. — Step up to my anvil. That's got to be bait, dude. All right, we'll melt all these. And I can sell all this junk unless it's better than mine. Nope. Nope. Uh, that one. Yeah, these only sell for 136k. They're worth it to melt the yellows. — It's worth something. — Hell yeah. Wait, they made one card of the one ring. Hold up. So, not only did they copy paste the art on it, but that's a limited edition single print card. Jesus Christ, dude.
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— What is a fetus, isn't it? — That is the laziest [ __ ] I've ever heard in my life. That is insane. That is insane to me. You got to be kidding me. Is the artist a skilled artist? That is an artist from Magic the Gathering that's been working on it for 30 years. There is no excuse for this. And no amount of like weird cope and mental gymnastics like I'm seeing from some random people in chat makes this any better. Dude's been doing art for this for 30 years and copy pasted somebody else's work directly and was proven and then apologized for it. Dumbass move. Like there's no way around this. The one ring is a different art and artist. The one of the one ring. You got a link. I want to see the one ring card. link to this to say that it's only one of them. I've already checked my sources for this. I want to know if it's actually a one of one print. Let me see here. That's a totally different card. Uh, in what appears to be Arabic. No, I don't have that. Or is that No, that's not Arabic. Never mind. That's in Elvish. Lol. This is a totally different card. And that has a bunch of cards on it. That's not it. That's a different card. Yeah, that is not the same card. We're talking about a different card, man. That one went to Bose Malone. All right, Bitter Nerves, you linked it. There we go. Yeah, that is the card that we're talking about. Bitter Nerves over on kick linked it. It's not one of one though. No, that's not one of one. There's a bunch of people on here that have prints of it. I guess maybe it's one of one. I don't know. Now I want to know more. It's one of one printing of that art. Yeah. No, this is what we're talking about here because for whatever reason some people somehow don't have any pattern recognition. Let me grab this. I don't know how you could just not see this. It's actually crazy to me. Um, they're the same ring, dude. You can even see, look at that little notch right there in the reflection. And look at this one. The little notch in the reflection. He claimed that it was a reference. That's not a reference. This is very obviously a copy paste. Like very obvious. Every single one of these reflections is exactly the same between these. It's been copy pasted and then stretched and reversed. He flipped it. As you can see, this one's backwards. So he took the exact same image, lipped it, and then that's it. Stretched it a little bit. Yeah, it's like a grim like really grim shitty thing to do. So cool. Wish you had less battery recognition. I wish some people had more. Yeah. AI made the reference properly. No, you I'm going to slap you. I swear to God. I swear to God, you can't be like this. You have to be smarter to survive. You have to. Oh my god. You have to be smarter. You have to. You'll never survive. It is pure laziness. It is. — You need to give that person at least one of the seven brain cells, please. They really need it. I'm worried that they'll like stop breathing or some [ __ ] They just clearly don't have enough collection of chaos. tuning prism. Hey, I got a bunch of corrupted roots and I've never used them. Do you guys want to try them? I don't know quite what they do. It is new. It's a weird mechanic. One brain cell to rule them all apparently, dude. You're running a hellfire build. Yeah, I'm really enjoying it. Actually, I made a homebrew one and I like it a lot. It's very, very fun.
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Okay, so we're supposed to go to a hell tide and then in the hell tide I need to pop these roots. And I don't know what they do. They summon guys, but apparently they're they are stronger in the hell tide is what it says on it. So, if you guys teleport to me, we can pop them. I'll do it over by where the boss spawns. This is a totally new mechanic, and you get it by unlocking it through doing your war plan and [ __ ] All right, here we go. Um, route root route. Oh, wait. Ew. All right. Hunting headless husk. Oh, he's like an actual boss. They drop a ton of loot. It gave me five scrolls of rest, though, dude. No, that's actually really good. I have four more of these. I need to wait to use it again. What does that do? What is the cool down on this? Huh? Why is there a long cool down on this? I don't know. Oh, what you meant is the ring is the same. The only thing different is the background of the picture and the writing of the ring. Okay. I was going to say, dude, I'm like come on, man. None of it's justifiable. None of it is. Yeah, guy sucks. I'm really disappointed in it, too. If you guys have hearts, we can pop this and get five whispers. Oh, no. They're definitely going to dig through everything he's ever made now and see if he's done it before. Because him describing that as a reference publicly is really not normal. You know what I mean? Cuz that's not a reference. A reference is when you look at something else and then try to make something like new based on looking at that. Like you're like, I need to draw horses. Let me look at a horse. Copying someone else's work one to one and just copy pasting it over and then drawing over the top of it is not a reference which is uh Oh, I healed myself, too. My health went back up to like 90% and then I got one shot. Unfort's dead. Got you. Oh. M. Delicious exp orb. There we go. That's five there. All right, with that down, we should be able to do another. Okay, I was able to do another route. It looks like it just has a timer cool down and I just don't know how long that timer is. This one didn't summon a boss, but it gave a lot of gems. Every one of these gives five resto scrolls, though. That alone feels like it's worth it for even easier comparison. What the hell? What are you trying to show me? Yeah, that's all of the rings.
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Blue Trinker, what are you trying to talk about there? Oh, different versions of the OG cards. See the links? Yeah, they wonder copied one of their art treatments. Oh, it's not an art treatment. They copied the ring exactly one to one. all the reflections on it, everything. And that art was done by different artists, so it's like not great. Any new developments of the cow expansion? Uh, Calib expansion supposedly? Yes. I'm trying out some of the new mechanic stuff right now because I'm wondering if there's anything tied behind this. I can create exposed roots by using these weird roots that I get in Whisper Caches now. And sometimes they summon bosses, which is very interesting. And they have some kind of a timer on them, so I can't just keep popping them. Yeah. So, you need to wait to use that item again. Thank you for the stream. Have a good one. You Have a good day, man. You found a rusty cowbell when while fishing. I've seen that as well. I had one. I got it from whisper caches. Yeah, knowing the timer on this would be really nice. I don't know what the hell the timer is. It doesn't say. It just says you need to wait. Got your first ancestral mythic unique rock on. Dude, I um I started transfiguring all my items today. My like permanently well-built ones, you know, and now they're all very strong. So, I'm pretty happy about it. Oh, there we go. Oh, it summoned a boss. That boss has a shitload of HP, by the way. All right, that's all of them. I wonder if there's any special uniques off of those. You know, you think it's a fiveminute timer in the roots? I don't think it's that long. It's more like two. But if we go into here into whispers, I got it from this whisper caches sometimes contain corrupted roots. Plant corrupted roots to grow an exposed route. These will attract nearby enemies and have a chance to grow larger and summon more fearsome enemies. The regions of Sanctuary each bear different fruit. God damn it. They're different in every region. [ __ ] This one buffs the roots. And this one, hand rotten bosses that are drawn to exposed roots have plus one power and will always drop a whisper cache. Son of a [ __ ] dude. Drop it into Hell Tide. I just did. It drops Hell Tide monsters. Gave me lurid packed. I don't think I've ever seen this. Huh. I've never seen this unique ring. It buffs rampage. It's really good. Neat. — That's it for that piece. — Rampage build could be good. Can it spawn cows? Don't know yet. Nobody seems to know yet. Nice vex. And that is huge. Today you learned you guess. What do you mean about what? Thank you jer is a fress isn't it?
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— Mephy said my brothers are coming in her sto in their story. I'm Dude I it's got to be bale next dude. It has to. Yeah. Oh, that you can equip more than one unique. Yeah, mythic uniques are like uniques are just unique to the item itself. I can't wear two rings of Starless Skies, though. For instance, the trash you found while fishing in stream chat. What did you get? Wait, those right there are the roots that I was just using. These are all just trash items you found. Are those boss keys? Cuz those look like boss keys. The lesser ones. This is all stuff you've fished up though. By the way, um fishing is different in each zone. So I think you may have to fish in a hell tide. Are they any use for these items? We don't know yet. I would save them. You can fish in lava. Oh my god damn it, dude. Um, that's ridiculous. Do you guys want to go kill Dural so we can get that out of the way out of our achievements? It would be nice. What are you going to fish up in lava? I don't know. Neat shirt and all right. It's pretty good. Weer dogs, dude. — Jackal on Twitch said, "This is a cow that never ends. " — Yes, it goes on. And — I refuse. You will not. — Deletion. Deletion is all that awaits you. — Bob Smon on Twitch said move. God damn it. Moo. Moo. — Bob Sman on Twitch said moo. — It's a lot of mooing going on. — Razil 18 on Twitch said, "Hey Thor, some large and efficient and humilous men and women came to my house and threatened me. So to stop them from shouting at me, I am redeeming channel points to once again request you play on stream a factory logistics game. Victoriao shapes one or two star rupture satisfactory something they will do things I can't pronounce if you don't do something are you being threatened by the industrial mafia? The industrial video game mafia? Like what's happening here? [ __ ] This is bad. Okay, I got Golemmancer up. I can't see your ghost. I can't get your ghost. It's inside of the boss's fat ass. I'm dead. The boss's ass. Too fat. Can't sum it. Can't resurrect my buddies. Anyway, poison. would totally like factorial. I do like factory game. His ass is enormous. He's heavy boned. I don't think so. What the hell? Does he just do AoE screams? Like, what was that? Oh my god, the poison killed me before it visually appeared. Oh, you got him, dude. You got this. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] My man. Proud of you. Poison is crazy overtuned, man. I mean, it has been though. It has been since the game launched. — They were nothing. — Did you truly think all of this would be that easy? — Bile moment. Rude. Yeah. Look at that. Look at that poison. There is no escape. — We got to stay inside the ring. Dolman here did not stay
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inside the ring. My sadness enormous. I'll get him up. We need that. Am I'll get you up. Oh [ __ ] God damn it. That thing has a mind of its own. Stay away from me. Got him. We got it. Goddamn Bile, you're so [ __ ] Nope. — Your futile struggles only few. — What is happening right now? — My character got pulled to the center arena. — Oh, damn it. It's just too much [ __ ] on the floor, man. Get me up. Get me up. Oh my god, dude. You got this, dude. You got this. Just use your immunities if you get poisoned. Oh no. Damn. Damn. That sucks. He was so close to death. Yeah. Don't stand in the floor. Exactly. Wait, is he still there? I think he despawns. Yeah. Yeah, he despawned. All right. Anyway, that should still have unlocked our season thing. There we go. Look at that. Sick. Okay, so I now have one, two, three, four of these finished out of the 10 that we need for the entire season. And once I get that done, then I get the gilded laurel. Four out of the 10. Very cool. Yeah. Let's go do Asteroth for you. It's beautiful. How are you doing? Good. How are you doing, man? A million billion items. Dear God. Uh, let me go do X. Well, I got to go do my loot first. I have too much [ __ ] My inventory is full. I got another Harley Quinn. What? Well, all right then. Yeah, hell of a bug request. Boss's ass too fat. Harley Quinn quest number two. Kind of insane to be honest with you. Oh, hey, wait a minute. Willpower maximum life. The maximum life is much higher than mine. Movement speed lower. And healing received. Healing received is better than attacks reduce evades cool down. It's better in terms of toughness. These are just an upgrade. Like they're actually an upgrade. — Mainlander. What brings you throw this on the ground real quick and then melt everything else. — Taken apart. Melted down. — And the effect is 13% instead of 14%. That actually is a downgrade. But otherwise, these are huge cuz mine are fully upgraded and these are still a 2. 4% increase. I think Greater Aics the max life. Is it worth to pour resources into this? What is this? Inventory management. All items are the same size now. I know it's weird. Yeah. The Alchemy Factorio game is quite cool. It's actually a really good game. It's the same. Just sell that.
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You got an interview tomorrow. Nice, dude. I hope you get the job. This has to be utility and it has to be sigil duration. I need to do that until it becomes a greater ethics. I'm doing it. I'm going to go all out on this item, man. cuz it'll be better than mine once it's done. Rolled 50%, but I want greater ethics. Come on, man. It will never happen. 50% again. Become God. O boots. Maybe it won't happen. Maybe I'm trapped in never greater AICS purgatory. Oh, wait. There it is. 62. 5. All right. Master work. It — worthy of the ancients. This — looks good. Buff it. Not the right one. Willpower is not it either. Uh, I should probably maximum life this. Max life or movement speed. X life is going to be it. No. That's kind of cool. I don't need it though. I need the max life. I'm going to run out of gold before it happens, though. Nope. — That is a scari craftsmanship. Nope. Hey, finally. Okay. Maximum life 29. Yeah. 2,900. Good. Good. All right. Now, I need to add I need to transfigure it because you can't add sockets to boots. Yeah, — back to it then. — My current gives 51. 2 to sigil. This one gives 75, which is much better. And now we pop this in here. We transfigure. And what did it get? 8. 7% cool down reduction. God damn. That is great. That is a really good item. Nice. Nice. You get 100 million gold per. Uh, don't even do that. Uh, when you get set charms, you can sell them to the vendor for 1. 3 million and unique charms sell for 8. 8. Like, you don't have to worry about gold at all. One more upgrade. There we go. Nice. Stronger and stronger. On my way to you, dude. Rhyxelottle on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Hello, Thor. It's Axelottle, man. I was reminiscing about my late grandma. " And remembered about her trees, which is really weird, but it's very vivid because I lived with her when neither of my parents wanted me. She ran a daycare for the small town we lived in out in the countryside of Oregon. — She planted a eucalyptus every summer and we all had this huge picnic and enjoyed the trees. It really felt special. And when we would finish for the day, she would say to us, "You can lick these nuts. God damn it. The sweet stories are always a trap. They are. I should never believe any sweet story you have. I can't believe
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it. And that's going to get me in trouble eventually, man. I'm going to misfire at somebody be like, "That's [ __ ] You're bullshit. " And they're be like, "No, that's true. " And I'm very offended now. It's going to happen. Oh, there's seven enemies over here. Hold up. All right, I got the bear. Is this your rasteroth, by the way? — This was easy, money. Making my way across the delta was a little bit tricky, but I've had tougher Now, all right, it's your need to find this cursed pool, collect a flask full, and get back to the witch to grab my coin. Easy gold. No such thing as easy gold. By the way, if you guys have never done one of these before, this is an escalation. Escalations are you get a dungeon and then the next then it puts you into three more dungeons after that and each of them gets harder than the last, which means more XP, more rewards, more everything, right? We're in an escalation right now and it's a ton of gold for this one. I don't know what aes he had on that, but it seems like it was gold ethics. Much — Princess Aana on Twitch said, "Do you think necromancers could heal depression? " Me. I just feel so dead inside. Necro dead. You say I have something that just might work. Me? Yes. Please reanimate my will to live. Wake me up inside. Call my name and save me from the dark. Bid my blood to run before I come undone. Save me from the nothing I've become. Y l u l god damn it. Dude, I can't wake up though. I don't know what to do about it. Look cringe. No, that shit's funny. Do not be cringe, brother. Be free. Wolves got fixed. No, I just switched abilities. My uh my ultimate is now Apocalypse. It's dramatically better and also it doesn't randomly disappear because my wolves eat them. Yeah, like the other one. I was using a summon that was um like a bunch of locust things around here and it was causing problems. Boom. So many nuclear bombs. All right, so now it's going to give us a portal to the next dungeon and drop all the loot directly on top of it. This one is equipment delve, forgotten wisdom, waller elites, and demon horde. It's going to be rough. Zulttralord on Twitch with 1,000 bits said, "I'm now rolling out Zulttralord as a service. — For a new low annual fee, you can keep Zulttralord in your chat. — This may not be the free model you're used to, but updating myself to a subscription chat service will allow me to provide an even better Zulttalord experience. Rest assured, this has nothing to do with me not having a job, as every business wants some Zulttalord. And because you've been a loyal tester for so long, I'm offering you the Elite Package 4 for only $175,000 annually. — Can I What if I paid money to not have Zultterlord? Is that an option? Is there a tier for that? — No, there is no option for Well, I guess you don't get any money then. Screwed yourself. Could have had a deal there, bud. We got to hit all these heric artifacts. These buff the loot at completion, but I don't know how. Like maybe they give like one extra item or some [ __ ] I don't know. It could be anything.
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Poor Zeltral. Oh, hey Paradri. Paradrick portal. I need it. All right. What are we going to get in this? Let's see. Mummies. Staying near pillars will grant swiftness. Uh, I will get the idol. I'll pick that up cuz I don't evade health pot and cool down plus 5 seconds. That's good. Yeah, that's really good actually. Oh, wait. I screwed up. Heat. Got a ton of attunement there. Damn. All right, we got tier five. Didn't get tier six, but an attempt was made. Almost tier six. I hate poison. Nice. This is the way. Slap it with a fish. Yes. All right. Yeah, those are like a dungeon within the dungeon. And if you find one, it also buffs the end of dungeon rewards, as do all of these little things here. So that just increased the dungeon completion loot as well. And the idea is just get as many buffs to the end dungeon loot as possible while you're going through. So full clearing is the way. Can you tune a fish? You can. You can That cranium guy on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Yach cheer 500. I have terrible, awful, devastating news. " Oh, — not only am I turning 38 this week, but I just realized that my gift to myself is probably going to be the highlight of my week, not the birthday. It's a new lawn mower. I'm getting excited over getting to use my new lawn mower. I'm becoming my father. Please send help. It's so grim. I'm so sorry. What kind of lawn mower is it, though? No reason. Don't. There's no reason I would ask that. I'm definitely not also excited about your lawn mower. But like, you know, like what is it? Couldn't be. 139 billion doesn't do it. Jesus. More legendary [ __ ] Oh, my inventory is not full yet, so that's good. We should have more of those purple
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things in here. I don't know if we've capped out on them. Oh, wait. Oh my god. I healed the full and then instantly died because gigantic ball of [ __ ] lightning. Cows win. We got to get back to it after this Asteroth run. Hey, you may want to come help us. It's those shitty orb guys, dude. They're the worst. I hate orb guys. You got him. Nice. You got golemmancer up. Good. Yeah, the ball guys are the worst. Uh they summon a lightning bolt and lightning ball is really hard to see behind all the effects and kills you basically instantly. I really wish that like damage over time effects like that didn't insta pop you, but they seem to pretty much everywhere even with millions and millions of toughness. Like it just it's a kill you mechanic. All right. Wait, it respawned. I'm so sorry. One of my talents is that bosses can randomly revive when they die and they can just keep doing it. But it gives loot every time, so it's fine. That's going to make your final boss pretty weird, isn't it? I'm excited. We'll find out. All right, here we go. D4 late game is not the same. No. Yeah. No, not the same as D3. Uh D3 is like one activity rifts and greater rifts and that's it. D4 is a shitload of activities. What we're doing right now is an escalation which is like dungeons that get harder each time. They're not timed and they end in a secret super boss called Asteroth. We're mumu soon. We got to get back to cow hunting soon. Just doing an asteroth with the boys. But we're on the third dungeon. There are only three in a row. — And then after those three, we will be able to fight Asteroth. Experience will fick chest. Oh my god, it's full of gold. still going. It's beautiful. Roger Trests are so good, dude. Artifacts. — Butcher. — Butcher and a treasure goblin. I don't know where he went. Butcher's dead. We live. Oh, treasure goblin to the left. Yeah. Hell yeah. Goddamn butcher, dude. The butcher is horrifying. Wait, do I have any too many nightmare seals? Oh [ __ ] B. Yeah. Uh, Jay Barl, to be honest with you, I think that this is the best that Diablo I has ever been. It's really quite nice. It's good to see that it doesn't suck because it really has sucked up until now. I've not been a fan of Diablo I until now at all. I'm a big Diablo nerd. So, some of my favorite [ __ ] All right, I got the stone. Bajillion gold. Very nice. In memory of Bishop Felway and her knights, someone must remember us. — Oh [ __ ] — We were ousted from Briic. We took hostages and retreated to a cave in the hills, but it's all gone wrong. — Wow. God damn. They have so much health.
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That's way too much. There's so much gold and orbs and all kinds of [ __ ] in this one man. Like it's Oh, we got a great shrine. Is this a secret vari or is this a boss? This might be a mini boss. Not a mini boss. Still dropping loot. All right, you guys ready? Goammancer, have you seen an Asteroth yet or no? Okay, it's going to be a big dog. We will kill the big dog. It will create a pool of blood in the center of the room that will slowly expand. Do not ever touch the blood. The blood will kill you. Then we kill the guy that's riding the dog before the dog resurrects. Or then we have to kill it all over again and do the same thing until he dies. Don't stand on the blood. Blood will kill you instantly. Pet dog, drink blood. No, no, no. Oh, that's bad. All right, here we go. And we'll need your RS as much as possible. We have only a short time together. Let's savor it while it lasts. — Also, stay near him because if you are in his breath weapon, he will just kill you. — Okay, he's about to fall. — The blood's on the ground. Do not touch the blood. Stay out of the center of the room. — I remember — that would be death. Move nothing back. — It's expanding. — It's going to keep growing. It'll grow to the edge. Stay out of the fireballs. Now there's going to be waves moving. There they are. Stay away from the waves. Now the blood will disappear and we can go back to killing him. But the dog comes back. — Dog is dead again. — Look out for the fire or the blood rather. — Good job. How sweet the — noise destruction. — And now we have a billion items. — Until next time. — And my inventory is full. — So I need to go back to town and then pick up all this [ __ ] cuz there's so much [ __ ] All right, give me just a minute. Yeah, that's Asteroth. Mosmaner didn't die. That's true. He's kicking ass. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff that drops off Asteroth that doesn't drop anywhere else. And he's pretty nasty. But that was Torment 12. So that's the highest difficulty it can be. That's it for that. Nightmare Sigil. What's Druid like these days? I haven't played it this season, but I'm hoping it's amazing cuz I really liked it. Before crowbars were invented, crows would just get drunk at home. Thanks, man. You're the best.
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Ridiculous ass. Um, I'm probably going to start stashing these. Where can I stash these? Grab that runes, charms, a bunch of crap. I'm just going to get rid of all this crap. I don't need this crap. As much as that is cool, actually wait. — That goes in my ridiculously [ __ ] tab. This is the ridiculous [ __ ] tab. Look at this. Look at the insane glove, dude. It hasn't even been tempered yet. World boss in two minutes. We can do a world boss. That'll be fun. Yeah, we'll do world boss. — Why double resist though? I don't know, man. Cuz it's weird, — mainlander. What brings you? — Uh, which world boss do we want to do? That looks like Whisper's up. We'll go over there. you find the cow level? Not yet. I was farming a bunch of cows for the first like four or five hours of the stream. I need to get back to doing it, but we were doing some other activities to get stronger. And now we're all a lot stronger than we were, which is awesome. I've gained like probably like eight paragon levels today or some [ __ ] maybe more. Like once you get to 200 Paragon, it slows down very hard. But we were cow hunting earlier. All right, there we go. But yeah, Asteroth is very, very fun. I have one piece of gear. No, two pieces of gear that are not ascended. my flesh rit, which only comes off of turning in blood, which I have 181 blood, so maybe I'll get something for that. Yeah, maybe. Oh, what is this? Used to transmute into items found in the Harbinger of Hatred's horde. Really? That's interesting. We must have got that for killing Meisto's dog. Here it comes. That said 1,02 billion. I just did a trillion damage. Finally, I did it. I broke one trillion. there. Oh, 1,395 billion. Dude, it's all about those giga damages right now. Oh [ __ ] he tried to poison me to death. It was scary. 1. 46 trillion. My damage only improves. Rude ass. Get back over here. Hell yeah. All right. New top damage. 1. 46 trillion damage. One hit. — Impressive. Oh, some weird [ __ ] Nice damage. The way it breaks the bit, right? Yeah.
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What are you talking about? No, I'm not boycotting peewee. I love Path of Exile. The hell are you talking about? What's the matter with you? Goblin behavior, dude. Five. Um, let's see. No. Wait. You're going to metamorphosize, dude? What does that even mean? — Every one of those is worth 1. 3 million gold. It's insane. I am now out of things to get. Let me think. I guess I could get this more maximum wrath. It's fine. About what? Seven. What are you upset about? All right, we got two rounds of the pit to go. It is done. — Gold. Give to me the gold. It's beautiful. All right, let's think here. I have all of these keys and I don't really need them. So, I wonder if I could sell these off in some way. Put them in my stash somewhere. I think I want to get rid of all these cuz I just don't use this stuff and I was kind of collecting it for no reason. I was just sort of hoarding it and they're all obtainable. Like, there's no real reason for these. I guess I can make legendary. Yeah, I can make unique charms out of some of these. That one I can keep if I ever want to do a summon build, but I don't think I'm going to. No, I think I'm pretty happy with my build. no. Scepter of the Three is a really, really good one. I'm going to keep that one so I can turn it into a unique charm. That's what I'll keep. Everything else is getting sold. And I'll just put them all back here. Also, I got the seed of horizont in this, which is crazy. Look what this one got. Your demonology skills deal 45 or 045% increased damage per wrath that you have, and you take 0. 15% reduced damage per dominance you have. and it rolled plus 20 maximum resource. You can convert the power from a unique into a charm. Yes, you can. So, if it is an ancestral, we'll go over here. You can go to the cube. You can get this thing here of craft unique charm and it requires a ancestral version of one of these and then a um three unique charms and it will turn the power off of that unique into an into a unique charm. It's really good. Cool down is a nightmare. Having all alt skills. Oh, no, no. I wouldn't do that. Um, let me look at this. I have a charm for it. The scepter of the three. You can now you can equip all ultimate skills. You don't have to. You can and gain 15 ranks of them. My primary damage dealer is apocalypse. I would just gain 15 ranks of Apocalypse using this, which is crazy, right? And attacking enemies with no active ultimate skill builds up your ultimate skill damage.
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None of that would work. But I would just get 15 ranks of Apocalypse, which is my the thing that did 1. 5 trillion damage there, right? So like that might be worth I'm probably going to go Seed of Horizont though because Seed of Horizan gives me bonus damage at all times on my demonology skills and damage reduction. The damage reduction is the big part of this man. Yeah, just let you get the other one that can be made to have no cool down. I don't have a cool down though. Uh, Apocalypse has no cool down if you do this variant. It just has charges and you build the charges up by dealing damage. You going to fight for us on Marfar? Is there something going on in Hell Divers 2? I had no idea. Okay, these I'm keeping because they're for my silly build. This can all go away. That goes on the ground. This goes away as well. So, I'll take this tab. God damn it. We'll put my weird summons build over here. and do this one on the summons build. There we go. And trying to think about what else we would do here. Yeah, I didn't even know they were doing something. It's a [ __ ] show in Heland. Why? What happened? God, I got so many escalation sigils. What the hell? Jesus. Now I can go and do this. We'll upgrade some of these. Upgrade that one. And I still don't have five of these, but I'm getting there. New bug. What do you mean? Oh, you mean like in Hell Divers 2, there's a new enemy. Hell Divers 2 dev. I'm going to ask host an ask me anything on Reddit. Answers only five questions as vaguely as possible. And one of the answers of his questions was, "Oh, you sweet summer child. " I don't think that would turn out as nicely as they thought it would. I feel like people would be really upset. Little bit weird, you know. You know, whatever. Oh, hey, this was one of the seasonal things, man. We actually got a respplendant spark for that Asteroth. Three, four, five. I have half of them done now. I need five more. All right. Are you ready? We need to do an Infernal Horde and defeat Bartuk in the Infernal Horde. I can pop a compass. I have a million of them. — I'll be swinging away. — He will be kind of a [ __ ] but we have to do it on tournament 12. Oh, actually I don't know if we can do that because if you die it removes charges of it. You're exploding. Yo. Okay, Jar. We have a thing here. If we can beat that. It is one of the seasonal requirements. Let me find it. Complete a Kurass Unders City run with maximum attunement while using a mythic tribute in Torment 12. And we get an ancestral Nantu cashe with a greater aics. And it's part of this completion. We need to do 10 of these to win the season.
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season. We've done five so far. Are you ready? No. Golamman, what do you mean a break from metamorphizing? What does that mean? Are you redoing your build? Because this is not a like a joke activity. This is like the hardest activity we can do. Need to reset your skills. Okay, we're going to do something else in the meantime. Then you want to go kill uh Balile. You want to do a quick Bile run while he does that? That's the butcher. Is Darel. We've killed Dariel. Yeah, let's do Bile. All right. That's nuts, dude. I don't actually know where Balle's thing is. Where is he? There he is. Oh, god damn it. Your pin is in the way stopping me from teleporting. Good UI, dude. Tier 12 would be impossible with your damage. No, I do 1. 5 trillion per hit. And um he also does like more than that, too. So, his damage is actually higher than mine. And my damage is quite high, too. I'm really not worried about it. Yeah, I'm doing one and a half trillion per bomb. And that's AoE full screen. Les rock. Oh, you thought I was in T7? No, we're on tier tournament 12, man. Yeah, — like we're end game or not. — How lovely to see you again. I didn't respect his game. — I was under the impression that he didn't do damage still. You got him though. Your damage is You're fine. — Deceiving. — I didn't think I needed to dodge, but we're cool. — Yeah. Didn't know he's a boss. Yeah, he's not a hard one either. Anyway, thanks for the carry. Yeah, poison's ass. Uh, I'm going to modify the reward. Who am I going to put this on? Harbinger of Hatred is super easy. You know, honestly, I don't know which boss I need stuff from. Gregori is constantly spawned for me. I don't have to care about that. Uravar is very hard. I can do bars hook cuz he's really goddamn hard to get. Love it. Yeah, Blay will drop any of the loot from any of the bosses. Wait, summoning alter will return. Oh, okay. Well, that knocked that one out. That's done now. Orbs for days. Yeah, my biggest problem right now is survivability. My damage slabs though, so I'm pretty happy with it. Raise the difficulty. God, I wish. No, we're at max right now. Uh, we can raise difficulty by doing more and more bosses, though. Hand of Apotheiois. Which boss drops the hands of the worldbreaker because I keep getting it in hell tide, but I don't actually know where it comes from otherwise. It's probably gonna be Uravar, right? Stop littering. No, I refuse. Oh, actually, he dropped Hands of the World breaker. Maybe it's him. Maybe it's actually him. It's from Gregorian. Then how did I just get one? Maybe it's also from Bartuk. I mean, Gregor is really easy to like old Greg kill cuz you just make it so he spawns in healthy, right? By the way, how many of you guys have not seen the war plan table yet? Is this new for any of you? because it's pretty goddamn cool and it's part of this season. They've done a really good job with this. Lord Zir and maybe Bartuk. Okay.
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Getting more pit levels. Warplane table is super fun. Yeah, I've really enjoyed it. Five boss trophies make you unique. Yeah. No. 100%. Winky. — You know what else you can do in the cube? You see these down here, the blue ones? Five of the same one turned into a yellow and five of the yellows turn into a legendary and five legendaries turned into a mythic. Ah, that's the real [ __ ] Because those mythic ones give so much loot and always mythic items. You watch a cube video and you're like, "Oh [ __ ] that explains everything. " Yeah, there's some really cool [ __ ] the cube can do. Like really cool stuff. Have you made a unique charm yet? Do you want a cool one? Take an ancestral unique item. Three random unique charms you don't want. Pop them in the cube with all the that stuff and it will rip the power off of it and then make you an ancestral charm. And I think it's always perfect. Every time that I've done it so far, it has made the power that comes off of it perfect. which is cool as [ __ ] So, it's not always perfect even when it's an ancestral item. Really? That sucks. Never mind. I've done it twice and I've had it perfect both times. So, I feel pretty good about it. Must have gotten lucky. We got to kill me at 12, man. That ain't going to happen. All right. Layer keys and greater layer keys. Done. — Your death will be swift. — It will not. One, two, three, four, five, six. I have six of these done now. Six of them done. Actually, how many mythics do I have now? Have mythic resource. Oh, I have two sparks. — Is a fetus, isn't it? — Another mythic item. What will it be? It's another goddamn Harley crest. I guess that means I could build a new one. So, that's cool. Very nice. Yo, Thor, what's up, dude? It's part of my rich people tab. Full of rich. I have three Harley Quinn crests now. Very nice. The Harley Quinn. Oh, have you not seen this? It's a helmet made out of you. I wonder if the Calibal is connected to earthworm gym. No, I don't think so. — Aan Highwind on Twitch said, "This is ATTS that never ends. " Yes, it goes on and on. My — No, it does not. You cursed bastard. — Zafaroth on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Listen, chat. I love Victoriao conceptually. I cannot for the life of me optimally produce anything beyond tier 2 science. It isn't in me. Thor would likely preform better, but you need a special type of autism to create the circuit boards required to play Endgame Factorio. Now, what I would like to see is that Alchemy Factory game Thor was interested in where you can make tiny contraptions on these boards to produce potions for your store. That seems neat. — You know, honestly, true. I would I feel like the alchemy one is really good. I don't know if that item is any good. The Hand of Apotheiois, 172 willpower, 25% multiplicative all damage, 26% multiplicative vulnerable damage, 31% multiplicative critical damage, and Metamorphosis gains all side upgrades for free. The problem is if we look at Metamorphosis's side upgrades, one of them is that when you take you're unstoppable, but each time you're hit with crowd control, you take 10 stagger. When you reach 100 stagger, you're stunned for five full seconds. That's just death. Like that kills you. So, it's like, is this even worth it?
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I have no idea. But it's going in my ridiculous [ __ ] tab because it's very strong. It's kind of a meme. Yeah, it feels very meme, but that I've never seen a glove roll that well to be clear because it's damage, damage, and like then a power. And this one is same glove, health, fortified generation, and lucky hit, right? Like that's a perfect glove for damage. Doesn't that mean you have to take avoid taking 10 control hits technically? Yeah. I don't know. I don't like it very much, though. All righty. Let's see. What's another thing we can do on this list? I need to get a mythic herdri seal. None of them have dropped yet. Night dungeons bounty caches by completing the whispers. Speaking of which, how many whispers do I have? Getting there. Collect aether during infernal hordes in Torment 11 or higher. A flawless Hardrick gem. By the way, Winky, have you turned about heard about the Herodrick gems yet? I found out about those today. So, first you have to get all of the gem [ __ ] to be able to make a grand gem. Then you make five of those and you put them in the herdrick cube at the same time. That makes a Herodrick gem. Then you need five of those to make a flawless herdri gem. It's 25 grand gems. It's a ton of gem [ __ ] Can't wait to literally never do that. I know, right? It'll probably get 500 resist all though. Yeah. Know it's going to be insane. You need 25 grand gems to make one. Just one. Yeah. 25 million shards. Exactly. See, now you're getting it. I do have a cool bonus for all of you though that we learned today as well. One sec. Reduce your cool downs by 0. 1 seconds. That is really good. All right. Um, so check this [ __ ] out. If you take your talismans to these, like to the oble guy, they buy them for 1. 3 million each. And the legendary herodic seals are 13 million each. That's 13 million gold for an item that I don't want. It's just unlimited gold. — Oh, we were just getting warmed up. So, the set ones and the um and the other ones are just really good. And then these ones you want to salvage. — All the blues and yellows. Those are worthless. Still playing Diablo 2 Resurrection, having a blast. Good. It's a good game. Hey man, do you want to run two things of the tower on tier 100 so I can level some [ __ ] up and finish off my table? Just hit accept and then we'll run it. Just the two of us, man. Mythic unique soul for one gold. That's upsetting. See that soul quest launched? I did not. That's cool. Deillions. I'm taking a lot of damage. Oh, it's maggots. That's why they have a ranged attack. It's really annoying. Need more movement speed. You are too fast for me. You have more damage and more speed. You've become more powerful than God now, dude. Or move movement speed. Are the enemies dead after you run past them the first time? Oh, no. I need more movement speed because I'm not keeping up. My clear speed is not fast enough. I'll get more damage over time, but I need more movement speed that I just don't have right now. Movement speed is one of the
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most powerful statistics you can have. Hands down. As you can see, he's faster than me, so his clear time is higher. This will make me um basically dead weight if I don't get more. Win the next interview. I don't know. I don't have one planned. Last one was with Eddie, the CEO of Kick. That was cool. Was on Kickstalk. He was a really nice dude. And that whole thing was red. Actually, I'm really happy that he does that. I think it's a benefit to the platform. A good apple and kick. He's the CEO. Yeah. Know, he's actually doing a really good job. We had a whole talk about it. I interviewed him, put it up on the YouTube channel, did it live. I couldn't do it on Twitch, though, because he's banned on Twitch cuz he streamed gambling on Twitch 5 years ago and they banned him for it. And uh they never unbanned him. So, I couldn't do the interview on Twitch. I just had to do it on kick on YouTube, which is like a whole mess. Boss over here. Didn't get any good hits on that one. All right, let's see. Oh, second boss. Whoa. Okay, that's a lot of poison. Nasty. Did he just drop potions and that's it? Jesus. Uh, what does this one do? Critical strike damage on this one. — Yeah, we'll do the critical strike one. Nice. Level 87 rune. Dude, there is a streamer currently having two people in [ __ ] suits on their stream right now, which is bannable under the dress code to sure. or perman gambling. Yeah, I heard about that. I uh I don't know if it actually is banned under the dress code because I think the dress code just says you can't be naked, which is really funny. I mean, we could check, but I'm pretty sure you're talking about Morgpie, right? See, Morgie has always been very clever. Very clever. like incredibly. So, um, do you guys remember that story that I was saying before where like Twitch made it so that you couldn't do the black bars over yourself, like to simulate that you were being naked? Morgpie was the one who wore the green screen underwear and then played Fortnite on her own ass. That's the same person. She's always been really clever about getting around the rules where she's technically correct and then they don't ban her. So, like I feel like this one is the same. I feel like it's exactly the same. Yeah, she's really funny. But this time she has people in [ __ ] suits on her stream. And I'm like I don't know if that's actually against the rules or not. Right. Let me actually see if she's live doing it right now. She might be pie. Is she live? She's not live right now. She's really, really funny, dude. Not only did she do this live, it's her featured clip right now from 10 days ago. Anyway, here I'm going to link her channel so you guys can see how ridiculous that is. But it's they got to change the rules if they don't want that to be a thing. Who are we talking about? Morpai. It's the problem is then you have to have Twitch claim that person dressed up like it's got to be fetish content. against it. Even Clansancy said, "Yeah, good shit. " I don't think he did. There was um there was a faked video of him saying, "Yeah, that's good. " Um that was not actually him responding to that question. They just posted his answer of this is good and it's cool on the platform and it was
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a lie. So I don't think he's actually responded about this yet. So I don't know, man. I feel like I wouldn't do that. I'd get banned. I don't know how this isn't banned. It's been 10 days. It's wild. Yeah, Twitch moderation is not consistent. Not in any possible way, but this one is really wild, dude. I'm like, okay. You know, you that's what you want on the platform. platform, right? You think we're getting classic plays? Maybe. I don't know. I think it'd be fun. There's another 13 million gold. cuz it's trash. — Back to it then. — Certainly there's an element of staff thirst there. I don't know, man. Like the way that I look at it is this is it's all fun in games until Twitch drops the hammer, right? Like whatever it's going to be. And I feel like that one's going to get the hammer dropped. You can't have a dude in a [ __ ] suit on stream that you're doing clicker training with. Like that's what she did. And it's like come on, man. Oh, you just can't. Like, come on. It's completely insane. You can't if the person in charge of banning you doesn't want to. Want to lose my mind. Yeah, she gave him treats. She did. Man, it'd be really cool if I could see what could kill me. Cool game. Now I'm slow in SGE. I feel like I lost movement speed somewhere. Where did I lose? Oh [ __ ] I know. I lost movement speed when I rebuilt my boots. My new boots don't have movement speed on them. I lost like 30% movement speed. Yeah, I was wondering where I lost it. Does Twitch actually turn a profit yet as a whole? I don't believe so. We've never heard otherwise. So, do you think Warlock or Paladin would be more fun for a returning player? Like to be honest with you, I think Paladin is very fun. I think Warlock is very fun, but they're very different gameplay styles. Yo, what? What is this, Creeper? I don't know what you're trying to say. She tried to go to VTubers for calling it out. That's very weird. I always thought Morpai was funny as [ __ ] but I do think that she's pushing the platform into a weird area like where if Twitch doesn't ban her, then they're not following their own rules, you know? It's very weird. And like, I'm going to be real. I've seen VTubers that show a little bit too much cleavage on an avatar get perma. So, it's like you have a dude, an actual human being in a gimuit that you're feeding treats live on stream. Like, man, that's just it's putting the platform in a shitty position. And if they don't ban somebody, like, they're going to look bad. It's just weird. Yeah, it's just it makes the platform look bad and that doesn't help anybody, man. It really doesn't. What a wild conversation to return to. Yeah, we're talking about Morga. I just I just don't understand why you would do that. There's a T line she's violating. Let me see. wearing or displaying BDSM associated attire, eg harnesses, blindfolds, collars, or paraphernalia, whips displayed or worn with without engaging in sexual activity. It's directly against the toos. Yeah, she's very blatantly violating the toos then. That's BDSM gear. That's what a [ __ ] suit is. Yeah, 100%. So, it's absolute violation of the toos. There you go. that cuts out an important part of the duos and you link me that the important part that you're talking about or somehow this is okay cuz I'd be really interested if there's another
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interpretation there. Demonologist Hell Forge. There we go. Slowly getting all these ramped up. Let me see these guidelines. Okay, copy current address. Let's check this out. We can read it together. Okay. We're going to search for BDSM, which is right here. So, wearing or displaying BDSM associated attire displayed or worn without engaging in sexual activity. Wearing a ball gag on your neck while doing a just chatting stream. So, even wearing one of these items on your neck, not in your mouth, is against the OS. Where is the thing that you're trying to get me to judge? While Twitch prohibits nudity, inappropriate attire, pornography, and certain sexual content, streamers are required to apply certain classification label to certain streams that contain sexual themes listed below. We also require that streamers label their stream if the content or behavior is very likely to elicit a more mature chat conversation. Streamers must label their stream if they solicit content below for money, services, or items of value, including cheering bits, subs, donations, or in-game items. All right. So, they prohibit nudity and inappropriate attire and pornography in certain sexual content. They prohibit it. Streamers are required to apply content cast classification to certain streams that contain sexual themes. They prohibit this. That means inappropriate attire is prohibited in chat. That means it's against the rules. Not because it doesn't allow it to be labeled. It's prohibited. And if you don't know the term, prohibited means forbidden, banned, or not allowed. Prohibited. Yeah, they don't define what inappropriate attire is. Examples of a content that require classification label include, but are not limited to wearing this attire. Oh, what they need to determine at that point is a [ __ ] suit in appropriate attire. That's the question, right? Because down here they say it's got to have a classification label. And up here it says it's prohibited. Which one is it, Twitch? This is why I like Morgpie, by the way, for all of you to understand. This is the reason that I like Morgpie. Because what Morgpi does is goes, "There's the rules. Oh, look, a gray area. Let's do that on stream. " And she's done this a shitload of times throughout the years, dude. This is a gray area. It defines inappropriate attire vaguely and then says, "Put a classification label for BDSM gear. Guy's wearing a [ __ ] suit. " She found another loophole. It happens every time. It's the same thing. Like the last time she did this, she wore a green screen, like green screen underwear and then played Fortnite on her own ass. It was hilarious, dude. Literally uses BDSM gear as the allowed attire as long as you label it. Exactly. But it's like, what is inappropriate attire then? If a dude wearing a [ __ ] suit acting like a dog on stream with a person using a clicker and giving him treats is not inappropriate attire, then what is? Like what is at that point? Like they have to define this and they haven't. So Morpai does this on stream and it's hilarious. Oh yeah. Not allowed to show hips if you're a VTuber. There's that too. That's true. Yeah. Can't do that. I think the whole dog situation might be the target. I think the whole thing is ridiculous. I think I think the funniest thing about this every time is that Morgie finds a loophole and then skirts the rules and then they change the rules. And it happened. It's happened a number of times now. No hips. Why? VTubers have been banned for showing too much hips on their avatars. It's been a meme for a long time. It's terrible. The Fortnite stream was the funniest thing I've seen on Twitch in ages. This seems like the Twitch equivalent of spray painting graffiti on the pot on a pothole to make this city fill the pothole ASAP. It is. That's 100% against us. It's not though. We just read the 2s. It's not against us. Literally, this is Twitch's own website. You just have to have a content classification on it. They prohibit inappropriate attire and then in the same breath say that BDSM gear is allowed with a content label.
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So, which again suit is BDSM attire, man. Like, what is inappropriate attire then? I don't know. I don't know what is inappropriate then. Twitch doesn't explain it. So, we don't get to know, right? Did she get banned? No, she didn't. I don't think she will. Based on Twitch's own ruling, their own toos, it's not against the US. It's insane to me, but it's prohibited. So, this is why this is the conflict, right? Twitch prohibits nudity and inappropriate attire, but with a content classification label, they allow BDSM gear. So, which is it, Twitch? Choose. You know, not all BDSM gear is not safe for work, though. The man's in a [ __ ] suit acting like a dog being fed treats, and the person who is training him is using a clicker. Please tell me how that is something the platform wants to be associated with. Here, here's the basic idea. Do you know why these classifications exist? they have these rules? Do you know the reason, chat? It's because when advertisers find out that this is what their ads are next to, they panic and pull out of your platform. Have you noticed? Have you noticed that Twitch is having a problem with ads? Have you noticed that you're getting a lot of ads for Twitch Turbo? It's quarter 2 already. That shouldn't be happening. Do you think this helps that situation? No. No, it doesn't. Like Always dumb to watch. Tribute of the Haraj room. Oh, you want to do a pit? Uh, cool. Sanctuary. Let me choose all my [ __ ] — I got to do my war plan. One sec. I guess we're doing pit. Yeah. Nightmare dungeon. Uh, don't need that. Or maybe I do. That'll level it up. Yeah. There we go. — We agree the plan into the pit. — The end is not. There's no end. Like it really just comes down to this, man. Those types of things, if Twitch doesn't act on them or change its to, advertisers get scared. And when advertisers get scared, every streamer makes less money. Like that's not good for the platform ever. And like it's technically allowed under t under Twitch's from what we just read. It's technically allowed, you know, which is like I don't feel like that's a good thing. I feel like to be honest with you, I've talked about this a long time. I feel like Twitch needs to have a secondary platform that's like um for adult content and then they could just have everybody go over there to do adult content. They'd make a shitload of money. it would stop scaring advertisers because it'd be a totally separate platform for it and this wouldn't be an issue. Yeah. Twitch after dark or some [ __ ] man. And we wouldn't have this problem because there'd be a clear-cut line. And I think the issue right now is that there's no clear-cut line. That is the problem. And that scares advertisers. It bothers people in on the platform. Like nobody's winning here doing this. Hey, wait. Am I in here alone? What's going on in here? killing a lot of dudes. Ow. I think I'm stuck. Yeah, I'm stuck in a pit. Wait, where are you guys? Oh, you guys went to the next level down. I was like, what the hell is going on? which in Perpetual Darkness second platform. Yeah, I'm just going to be real with you. Like it I don't know, dude. Like, if you want to do that, if they want that kind of content on it, I think it's a bad deal. Like, it's a bad deal for the platform. And I think that it scares advertisers, which is something that they don't need and streamers don't need. You know, the day one of artistic nudity was hilarious. That was the funniest fumble I've ever seen the platform make. They
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made artistic nudity like legal on the platform, allowed on the platform for like one day, thinking that people would do it for like life studies and things like that. And they would draw like a naked woman for an art form kind of a thing. And um no, that's not how it went. The top stream on the entire platform became one dude showing four different streams at the same time of somebody drawing hentai in each stream and it had 70,000 viewers. It was insane. It was completely insane. Like it was like a good 12 hours of just an absolute [ __ ] show on the whole platform. Then they walked it back. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Yeah. Deeply hilarious [ __ ] man. But no, man. What do you guys think? I've always thought that it should be a secondary platform. Like legit, I thought it'd be [ __ ] should be a secondary platform. What's the name of the mong header? What? I have no idea. — Yeah, I have no idea on that one over on YouTube. — Is a fetus, isn't it? — There's always websites for this. I'm good on that. Yeah, I mean, that's kind of how I feel about it. I just feel like it should be on a different platform because it's dangerous for the platform, you know? Would they get ads for that secondary platform? Yeah. In fact, it would open up a completely separate form of advertisement. There are tons of pornographic companies and companies that sell like sex toys and things like that would absolutely want to advertise on a adult version of Twitch. It'd be a completely different platform with a completely different ad market that would be available to them and it would make the main platform less likely to have problems when people do things like this and scare advertisers away. Splitting that off is not a bad idea to me anyway. Yeah, they would roll in the cash from adult dads. See, now you get it right. Yeah. Now, see, this is what I've been talking about for years is like, why don't they just do this? Sexual content to ensure content in Twitch is appropriate for diverse audiences. Certain sexual content is prohibited regardless of the medium used to create it, digital or non-digital. Users are prohibited from broadcasting, uploading, soliciting, promoting, offering, or linking to pornographic content. Yeah, I know, creeper lord, but that doesn't cover this because you have to get Twitch to determine is a guy wearing a [ __ ] suit against toos. And by their current admission, by their current to us, it is technically not, you know, like that is about streamers linking to their only fans, which you're not supposed to do, but they do anyway. Is it obscene or just an odd lifestyle choice? I mean, it's definitely fetish content. Like, to be completely real, it's a fetish kink thing, right? The real question that I have is, does Twitch change their toss in regards to this? And if they don't, what is the economic fallout for advertisers? You won't really know the economic fallout probably for another 3 months generally. Um, ads are usually, as far as I know, they're bought per quarter or per month. So, big advertisements usually buy them in quarters. I'd be interested to see if Twitch has even less ads next quarter based on it. Yeah, definitely click that, Blasquix. Definitely click that. Have I checked it out? Have I checked what out? Oh, yeah. Click on it, Moist, but Crunchy. What practical purpose does a [ __ ] suit have outside of fetishisms? Uh, probably cosplaying in Dune. You know, yeah, you got to have your water discipline reel up. That's about it. You know, that's it. There's nothing else really, man. Like, yeah. You know what? Maybe he's not role playinging as a dog. Maybe he's a Dune cosplayer, right? Maybe that's it. That's all that's going on there. That's It's fine. Yes, guys. It's not a [ __ ] suit. He's a Dune cosplayer. It's different. People always be pushing the envelope. Split up the people on the edge and you just have a new envelope that people will push probably. But it stops this from being a problem for everybody, right? And it currently is a problem for everybody. — What brings — like it's it sucks for other creators, man. It really does. And it sucks for Twitch. Twitch is fighting to try and
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stay financially stable in some way while they're owned by Amazon, which is a giga corporation, a multi-trillion dollar corporation that's doing cuts and, you know, firing tens of thousands of people. At the same time, you have creators pushing the envelope like that with sexual content that is technically not against the terms of service that scares advertisers away. Is any of that good? No. It means that Kick is going to take a bite out of him eventually and that's about it, man. Kick is trying to fight at the same time to be as clean as possible to get advertisers on the platform. So, you have kind of a one-two punch here. You have a creator that's doing something that's going to scare advertisers. You have a rival platform that's about to go and try and take the same advertisers from you. You really want to take that risk anymore? Is that like a good thing to take that risk? I'm going to say no. Like, I'm really riskaverse and that is a massive risk. Like all of that is a big risk, right? What is this? Looking for the new rules of Twitch. And apparently you can have sexual toys on stream as long as it's for educational purposes. Uh technically true, but you still have to mark it as adult content, right? You should talk to Kick about the Veg 2S so they don't have any holes. I actually should probably go through and review theirs. That'd be good to do. You found out you it's going to cost you $600 to get new rotors and brakes. Ooh, that is rough, dude. Maybe he's a worm. Maybe I wish Google bought Twitch, not Amazon Studio Amazon sometimes. Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you. The way that Google handles YouTube, right, with YouTube Live, YouTube Live is lacking heavily in a lot of different systems. It is the clunkiest of the streaming websites at bar none. It is the clunkiest. If Google bought Twitch from Amazon, that would probably be the best thing to happen to YouTube and Twitch. However, it would also put a weird monopoly on the table because Twitch is the best place for live streamed content currently and YouTube is the best place for static video content. They'd have all the eggs. Dude, I don't think that's a good thing. Generally, that does build a monopoly. That builds a monopoly pipeline of video content online. That kind of freaks me out, you know. And by the way, that also builds a monopoly pipeline for all of the rest of the internet. Like imagine you get banned on Google because YouTube Twitch, right? You make a mistake, you get banned from the internet. It's like you lose your Gmail, right? Like it's like nah. Like that's some scary [ __ ] right there, dude. — Back to it then. — That's why we don't need silos like that. You want the eggs for yourself so you can devil them? True. I do. Let's do a nightmare dungeon. I need one. But which one will we do? Uh, opulent excess is enjoyed here. Granting elite monsters the gilded aics. Yes. Oh, yeah. Arasaka, dude. You can't hate Arasaka enough, man. Yeah. I just I don't know, man. Um I do think it's a risk for the platform. I don't think it's good overall. I congratulate Morgai on being the most hilarious streamer on the internet most of the time with things like this because she's always pushing the envelope and trying to find things that are technically allowed even though they probably shouldn't be. Wow, that was spooky. I don't like that. I need more defense. Oh, they have the aics where they blow up when they die. That's what's going on. God damn it. Where's my movement speed? I'm only at 160. That's a problem. I need more move speed. Yeah, it's my favorite one. Yoink. Oh, there's so much gold, dude. So enemies in this one can randomly just burst gold like crazy. What? I can't res him for some reason. Yeah, he's broken. Yeah, I can't revive him. He might have crashed.
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crashed. Oh, we got another one here. They're going to burst. You know, I think it might be time for me to make my necromancer. I think it might be time or to really start pushing my um my paladin. Oh, it got us all. It's the damn chains. Time to romanage some nicks, maybe. I hate ground [ __ ] too. It's the worst. Yeah, I'm thinking about necromancer or just playing my paladin. I don't know yet which one I want to do cuz my paladin finally has his hat, you know? Like I got Harley Quinn finally. I got three of them now. You get the idea. You want to see Thor romance some necks, dude? Maybe I will. Necromancer is very fun. And I've got some crazy items for it already. Trying not to stand in any of this [ __ ] And there's so much [ __ ] to stand in. Poor golemmancer, you will be missed. Oh, wait. I can't romance any next. That's against the unless you're doing it in a [ __ ] suit, apparently. I need to start getting on my Dune cosplay, guys. It's important. Wild. We have to give Golemmanuer the strength. When you work on Necro, I can join on barb. Yeah, grand [ __ ] is scary. It's just very strong, I think, is the biggest thing about it is ground [ __ ] in Diablo I is the scariest and the hardest to see [ __ ] in the game. You know what? When did that happen? I need to find new boots. What is the warlock energy mana name? That is uh wrath and dominance. Those are the two for me. Dear God, it's beautiful. dominance. Yes. Don't be weird about it. Don't do it. Oh, what? Why are there two Huh? Was there only one? I don't know what happened there. That was weird. Do we have an MMO to jump in? We're all playing Diablo 4 right now. A lot of us are. Anyway, uh MMO wise, you can play Division 2. The community is quite big for that. Two bosses, one loot. True. And Division 2 was like $3 recently. — Oh, it's just a simulac. Oh, okay. I need to do another nightmare dungeon. And then we have to do something awful. Are you ready to do the awful thing?
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I'm ready, dude. swinging away. I'm ready. Okay, I'm not going to do exploding [ __ ] elites this time. Yeah, Deathly Shadows is the worst. I never want to see that [ __ ] again. We're doing shock lance at least. How often are we talking about? You'll see. It's the worst. You're well guild canceled the heroic raid progue because everyone's playing D4. Hell yeah. We just have to do this one and then we can do the horrible thing. It's like getting punched in the face before you get kicked in the balls. That's basically what this dungeon's going to be. It'll be great. Klouse_peder on Twitch said, "Looking out and I'm wondering where I am. While I'm stuck in the daily traffic jam, I decide to get out and leave the car behind me. Everywhere there are people passing by, empty faces and not a friendly smile. Under stress, loneliness, a part of our city. Now I finally have decided I will leave it all behind and discover something better. And I'll know where I will find. Find a place of harmony, of laughter, and of dreams. If you want me, that is where it'll be. I'll be waiting on the H. — What is this from? — Is it the plot of falling down? Is it? Let me get the golem back up. Scraping him up. Yeah, it sounds like a song. I just don't know the song. — Sticky Monster on Twitch said, "Inside you are two wolves. Sorry about the transporter malfunction. The horror. Some Disco Elysium stuff. Discoysium's cool as [ __ ] I really love Discoysium. Awesome game. It was so much fun to play. — Wouldn't have made it without you. I think it was funny when I was playing it because people got very angry at me for playing it the way that I did because I wanted to investigate and look at everything and people are like you should beat this area and go to the next area but there was still much more stuff to explore and I was enjoying it. People got very mad. They got like really mad about it. Essoteric EB would be definitely for you. I really enjoy those types of games and esoteric looks very goddamn good. like incredibly good man. — Golllemancer, what is it like being a spreadable party buff? And by spreadable, I mean like butter along the toast that is the floor. Come to Sweden. Why? Ah, demons. Oh, he died instantly. Nice. Okay, now we get to do the dumb thing. The thing you're going to hate. Here we go. Why not Sweden? True. Twitch community guidelines feels like an afterthought site. Doesn't have the Twitch logo in the tab UI or nor has dark mode. That's weird. Never noticed to be honest with you. What? Garbage. Garbage and sadness. What was that? No. Okay. You don't think you're going to be able to make anything you can perform at T12? You can. I guarantee it. — It's just going to take time. It's one of those things where you have to completely reimagine your build, you know? All right, Nadrus. What are you talking about? What?
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are here gathered to go into a horrible place. You have to go brush your fish. No, no fish brushing right now. We're fighting him. We're here at the home of the butcher, my friends. On to 12. We must kill him. $10 says Golamman dies. And $10 says we all die to be honest with you. You don't even know you get toughness at 2 million unless people have done it. I have toughness at 2 million when you're, you know, putting your R on me. I have it about a million otherwise. Uh, you have to go for all the defensive options anywhere on your paragon board. Do not go for anything other than defensive options. As much as you possibly can get them all. Um, from there you just need paragon levels and you need to build your character around resist all maximum health and armor on every piece. And you don't just stack one, you stack them all. So if you look at this, this has armor on it. I have resist all in every single one of these. I get crit damage on my amulet, my two rings to just burst damage. And then I do gems in there. A lot of your defenses are locked behind gems because this is 250 resist all for each one of these. The next gem up is 375. So you will get a shitload of resist all once you have the gems to do so. You have to go repaint the floor. Come in here. This floor needs to be painted. You guys ready? Are you ready, gentlemen? Here we go. Stay away from the center. By the way, the floor lights and fire in squares. He mad. Congratulations. — Oh, he's after me. Nope. Run, coward. — Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Fire. He's about to get knocked. Burst him. Wait, what just happened? Don't get hit by the fire chains. Oh, I like it. Well done. Move, move, move, move, move. Nowhere to hide. He's going to get knocked soon. Get Jar up. Yikes. Too much [ __ ] on the ground. — Run, coward. — Got it. What the hell am I still on fire for? I wasn't in the fire. Oh, this is bad. Damn. Anyway, we don't have the damage for that. Yeah, you got to keep him towards the center of the room, I think, is the only thing that we can do that'll do better than that. And it makes it really hard to see the like corners light on fire so fast otherwise. But I think we did our best. Four man. Yeah, I know. Fourman Butcher T12 was pretty good. That was fun as hell though. hell. We can't do this yet. Unfortunately, that is my board. Feels bad, dude. — Kill Roy on Twitch with 500 bits said, "The Diablo universe actually takes place in the far future of our own. Diablo actually almost escaped once
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before. We don't know much about the battle, but we do have record of what one of the two heroes who defeated him said to stop Diablo from beginning his rampage. " Wait, wait, you [ __ ] We challenge you to a rockoff. Give us one chance to rock your socks off. — Uh-huh. — Wait, did I break this before? Wait a minute. Why is this one 21. 2? Oh, it's the quality bonus. Yeah, tenacious D is the best, dude. Okay. Yeah, that just needs the royal. Hold up. Haven't seen that movie in forever. It's awesome. — Alliance, what do you bring? — I don't have enough. Great. All right. I think I want to make my necro cuz I'm a bit screwed now, by the way, cuz I chose that for my war plan. feeling like — I'll have to do it on a lower tier. — Hey, are you all right, bro? That's a weird ass thing to say. Oh, you're just asking a bunch of weird questions. Hey, here I'm going to put you in a 10-minute timeout so you can read the room. You're getting vibe checked right now. Like, you got 10 minutes to figure out what this community is like and then when you come back, I hope you're different. There's a bunch of weird [ __ ] to say. Nightmare Soul, thank you for the 10 gifted subs. That is incredibly nice of you, dude. Thank you. It's incredibly nice. You're awesome, dude. Absolute badass, man. W indeed. Okay, I'm going to take this as my tab for stuff. I have so many escalations, dude. And then I'll just keep keys on me and that'll be that. Okay. Oh, did I gain a level in one of these? Why has it got the marker on it? Go. I will see you. — All right. It is time for the necromancer. Speaking of escalations, why no division? I don't know. I just haven't played. — Or I bring my paladin. My paladin is awesome though. — Salutations. Come and — what? No. — Are you okay? — Let's see. Where is the cosmetics for this? Oh, this is what they added. And it just popped up the little marker on it. Okay, let me get on Alex Bones real quick. 22 minions. Can you get 22 minions in total? That's a lot of minions. Okay, I got to go ahead and sockets this thing. Ah, beautiful. No. — All right. I now have a Harley Quinn crest at 25 temper. Tempered to maximum life. 15% cool down reduction. Greater aics. 3,000 armor. Greater aics. That brings my health to 17,773. It's really good. And now I'm going to go transfigure it. It's time. Will it suck?
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Yes, it got indestructible. God damn it. Unfortunate. That's fine. I See, here's the cool part. I've got two more. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. All right. I think it's Warlock leveling time. I think it is. Here's the cool part. You don't? Oh, yeah. I do. I got them right there. They're great. Oh, sorry. Not Warlock. Necro. Yeah. Need necro. My toughness is already 624 on this one. I actually want to see what my toughness is outside real quick. Let's go into this dungeon real quick, I guess. Or training grounds or whatever it is. Is the platinum still only available through inapp purchases or is there a way to get it in game now? So every time they do these relic queries now it's the battle pass, right? You can go into the first one and just use your tokens that you get through playing the game to get free platinum. I don't have any reason to buy platinum. So you just earn it and that's it. That wasn't even your first message. One moment. That was his first message. Account created in 2013. There we go. Kill Roy on Twitch with 500 Bits said the NHL rule book was essentially made by people like Morpai. The NHL player Rob Ray would get into fights and take off his jersey pads in order to make it even harder for opponents to take him on. He would tear off jersey and pads in one motion and the guy across from him had nothing to grab onto because he was shirtless and covered in sweat. Oh, — as a result, the NHL decided to make a rule that specifically says players needed to keep their clothes on in order to keep the fights fair. — Really? That's ridiculous. Actually, Morgai pushes the envelope so hard it's ridiculous. Yeah. So, like this is what I was talking about before, man. If you want more defenses as a paladin, you need to stack aura. Like my passive on this aura now is 65% armor, 65% resist all at all times. When I'm in an aura, that goes up to 2. 2 million. And this is 128 128. And when I'm an orbiter, it's even higher. 139 139. That's for everybody, too. So like what you really need is you need cool down reduction and you need auras. Yeah. Also my aura does a lot of damage now too. So we can go in here and look at this. Like this character still slaps, you know. It's not a huge amount of damage, but he buffs the [ __ ] out of you. You know, I haven't even optimized this build yet either. Like half the [ __ ] that I'm doing, I'm not even doing right. — Oh, wrong button. There we go. Yeah. Ridiculous, actually. Cuz all of that is applying debuffs and [ __ ] too. This whole thing is just made to help other players in my party survive. What class is this? Paladin. It is the Paladin Aura build that I made.
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And I finally got the item that I needed for it, which is the Harleyun crest. Because this adds plus4 to all skills. And the reason why that's a big deal is if we go back into my skill tree, that means plus4 to all of the auras. And you're using all three aas at the same time. And I don't have any of the passives here. And the reason why is because on this talisman set, it gives you all of the passives for all of the auras. So your aura skills gain all of their upgrades. your aura skills no uh activives no longer take faith to cast and you get a conviction aura that increases the damage taken by all nearby enemies by. 5% per rank you have in all your aura skills. So adding plus4 to all my aura skills means plus 6% damage to all the enemies taken. It's enormous. Like it's actually ridiculous. And so you end up being worth more damage than a player actually dealing damage for a four-man team. You buff their damage more than you would have made solo basically. And you make them unkillable because you double their armor and uh resist all by doing this. It comes to a point where you can actually keep people alive that otherwise would be dead, which is where I'm at now. Literally a farming. Yes. All right, it's time. Do I do druid or necromancer? If I'm going necro, I'm gonna go I'm going to go druid. No, necro. I'm going necro. Go necro. I've made it made up my mind. Yep. Super pale blood red eyes. Wait, no. Teal eyes because he's haunted. He's got to be haunted. Name has to be my boned. That's pretty good. I do like the fade, you know. Black hair is good. Yeah, black hair. Clean shaving. Uh, let's do fresh blood. And we'll do that one's pretty cool. Where's the one with runes all over him? I kind of like this one. It's very necromancy, you know. Dark Zealot's fun. All right, change campaign state. We're going to start him in endgame. What do we name him? We can name him the bone zone, dude. Bone zone. We could name him Bone Zone. Bonzo's Gregs. I think Bone Zone is good cuz he is the bone zone. You know, actually, I just realized I wonder if I can change this amulet out on him. Oh, it's set to no jewelry. We got to give him weird earrings. Yeah, fiend's teeth. There we go. That looks good. Bone drone. No, you end up getting 99 agility and Runescape ages ago. Yeah. — Does the amulet show with armor? I don't think so. I think it goes away. We could also name him like late healer. — That could work. Late healer is pretty good. Yes, I'm seeing a lot of yeses. All right, late healer. Uh, I'm going to start him in probably in hard mode. Napoleon Bonapart. I don't think that would fit available points. I have so many. All right. So, first thing to start with is we do hemorrhage generally because decompose is weird. What? I have more points. What's going on here? Stop that. All right, start off with that. We've got all the points because we get a ton of extra points. I got nothing on my character, but I think we're good.
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All right, now I need to teleport down here. And then I got to put on the pet and the horse. — You look well, my friend. — Highord 83 on Twitch with 500 bits said, "I still think Blizzard is insane for all the money they've left on the table through the years. " — They've had games like Skyrim and The Division staring them in the face for over a decade. Then they look at Diablo, Starcraft and Warcraft, and the mindless corpo drones. Say, "A think of a Skyrim, Oblivion style game set in Sanctuary, or The Division as a team of ghosts, or even in Overwatch. " Nah, what Financial says we need is Overwatch 2. You know, you're not wrong at all. I completely agree with you entirely. So, that's pretty sick. I have a small kid goat. Yeah. Hope you've been enjoying the game. I have been. Um, which is the first time that I've enjoyed it since launch. They've done a very, very good job. I'm rather impressed and I'm happy to see it. This is likely I'm just going to say this is the best that Diablo 4 has ever been entirely. So, and that's not what I expected. I was very worried it was going to suck like and it's great now, man. They've done a very good job. More. I got a kid on my back. It's true. Do you think starting this new is worth it? Yes. I actually believe so entirely. I need to go to the hell tide, but there isn't one on the map. SGE. However, we could go fight the sthing abomination at level two. PvP zone level two. May the fourth be with you and also with you. — Highord 83 on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Nothing pisses me off more than people and organizations with all the advantages, a clearly laid out path to success and still screw up because they sump it all on the path of least resistance, then screws it up anyway. " — What does that mean? It's your vague posting super hard. Are you talking about what the last ETSs was? You're saying you don't like what Blizzard's been doing with that? That's fair. Little vague post, but yeah. Okay, that makes sense. No, I agree. Um I think that Overwatch 2 was a really weird step for them. It made no sense. None. Yeah, I don't have any movement speed. But I have a ton of damage at this level cuz I have like level 15 on my cast. Hell yeah. It feels like I'm perpetually slowed. Why are you What? Rude. Eat it. We need to kill it. Look at all these levels we're already gaining. Eat it. Nice. Already level five. Okay, let's see. Um, Skeleamage. Oh yeah, I don't even have any skeletons right now. Hold up. Yeah, two additional skirmishers. Close that out. Take this over here. And I need to do a skill assignment. Do I not have skeletons to start off with? Wait, what? How do skeletons work now? Okay, they're down here. Skeleton mage starts first and then skeleton warriors. Huh. It used to be warriors then mages then golems. Now it's mages then warriors and golems. That's why I'm confused. That's very strange. Fine with me, I guess. All right. How many of these can I even have right now? I can have three. All right.
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Nice. That's a major change. Yeah. Know, it's very different. Uh we got five whispers for that, by the way. So, that's kind of what I want to keep doing is get whispers this early so we can just get like a ton of points. Also, did the skeleton mages do something new? So, how does skeleton clerics work now? Is that not the same either? I don't actually know how this works yet. There's no event here. We have to complete an event. Yeah, you used to be able So you like when you had the maximum number of warriors, you would cast it again and it would make a guy burst and it would buff all your guys. That was a skeleton cleric doing that. That was what that was called. And there were different um like special uniques and [ __ ] that would make it so your clerics would buff you instead. And that was really cool. I do think this is quite weird that you don't get warriors first though because like even the UI has warriors and then mages and this but you start with mages first now which is very weird. Yeah. So I don't really know how to feel about that. I find that to be really strange. Nice. Skeleton mages now just slowly buff up. Yeah, this is going to be very, very different gameplaywise. Incredibly so. You always play warrior, you find it too hard to manage all the mage stuff. Yeah, I'm kind of interested in this, man, cuz like I don't know what they've done here cuz they've changed it a lot. Health is up. Let's uh extract and go over there cuz extracting is going to give us more whispers. Make sure to tag the thing. This isn't the new Diablo game. Oh, no. This has been around for a while. Like I think Diablo I has been out for like 3 years, but the difference is they just did an expansion. The expansion is very different. Okay, now I can do warriors. Let me do this. Okay, there we go. And now when we summon those, you can raise two additional skirmishers. Whenever a skirmisher is summoned, you automatically command them to leap at a nearby enemy and attack. And now we can get defenders. And defenders can get thorns. Yeah, two additional skirmishers is really good. And vulnerable is really good. Can you see the math? I see. What are you talking about, bud? All right, Hillide time. It's weird. This waypoint needs to be rediscovered on every character. You got 84 hours in Rogue Trader and you got nowhere. Many such cases. Treasure go. Got him. Legendary man. I am stuck. Let's take a look at these. Yoink. Okay. So, this doesn't do that now. Raise a skeletal warrior from a nearby corpse every two seconds. So, this is a passive now. I don't even need to cast this anymore. Interesting. And
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And okay. Yeah, it's just automatic. Skeletor wars heal you for 2% of your max life whenever they attack. That's pretty goddamn good. We're going to put that on. And Book of the Dead. Defenders are very strong. We'll switch that to defenders with five thorns. Whenever they're damaged, their bones splinter and deal. Actually, did they make it so that you could they still taunt? Yeah, they do. Commanding your defenders causes them to taunt. Okay, so it's a command ability now. That used to be automatic. Interesting. Huh. Skirmishers make it so they apply vulnerable, but we can have four of them. Yeah, this is a whole different game now for the necromancers. You're in reapers and cold mages. I'm definitely going to be running reapers. Reapers are very good. Yeah, making it so that these guys apply vulnerable is probably the best one for this early. — Is someone there? — I need to open up a single chest. — Please. — Yeah, — I need your help. — I can't see. — Are you going to set up your Naguay runes for maximum minion summons? Absolutely. Yeah. I might actually do it for something else though. I don't know yet. You definitely have to use Nagu for something. And that's the one that makes this you get power for the number of minions you have, which is like completely insane. How'd cow tipping go earlier? Pretty good. I didn't get the item that I need, but that's fine. I am starting a necromancer, and I think the necromancer is good. Yeah, dude. Minion build feels great. You like your necro better than your warlock? The warlock just feels very fragile at endame right now. And it's weird because I have a ton of items, you know, like I have really good gear on my neck on my Warlock, but and I'm probably going to put on this one. I will likely put on a Harley Quinn cuz I have three of them. So, — left me alone. a ring on that. Everything here looks good. Bring more dudes always. Okay, what does this one require? Collecting cinders, which I have to do anyway. And here we go. Hell tide done. New scythe. New gloves. Scythe is better. Gloves are better. Yeah. Honestly, the necromancer is kind of busted. It's always felt kind of busted though. So soon I'll just be able to rip through [ __ ] more skeleton warrior. I need to try all of these new abilities, man, because they've changed basically everything about this class, which is kind of nuts, actually. Like I didn't expect it to be as different as it is, but it's already very different.
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already got the golem. Bone golem is kind of a meme. Needed to be the blood golem. Blood golem is the way. Yeah, Blood Golem is just busted good, dude. Like, I've never found a reason to use anything other than blood golem because it reduces your damage taken by 30%. Most builds you've seen use blood bone golem. I 30% damage reduction is hard to say no to, man. For like super endgame builds, like that's a really difficult no. You know what I mean? Let's see here. Yep. 30% more damage. Get rid of that. Next rank increases their damage. Oh, wait. 30% chance to make them vulnerable. Like bone golem seems pretty cool, but I want to go blood for sure. Now we can make these into reapers. Reaper's wind up attacks now reduce one of your active cool downs by 3 seconds and form a corpse. Insane. Or have a chance to stun. That's crazy. All right. It also looks like you can have reapers and still have them turned off, which is weird and not really what I expected because before you could sacrifice that monster, like sacrifice your reapers or anything like that, and you just wouldn't be able to summon them anymore. and you gain a buff. But now you can sacrifice them by half and you gain a buff, which is very interesting. All white bread and sourdough swap places. I mean, I'm fine with that. That means more sourdough for me. Like, what? Okay, new amulet. All right, we'll go back to town. Turn this in. Yeah, white bread is gross. I'm not a fan. It's like eating cake, dude. I can't do it. I just can't do it. — VVVA on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Hello, Mr. Soft Hair. " — Hello. — You got your way and chat got its way. Chat's way is kind of chaotic, so it's hard to remember chat's way sometime. — That's true. — But every time I leave or come home, I am reminded of your way. The hallway. Okay, — it is done. — Okay, ridiculous bastard. That's really funny. All right, let's see. So, these are now in their own tier. Army of the Dead is there, too. Let's see what these do now. Skeleton mages have 5% chance to grant one stack of ferocity resolver or overpower whenever they attack based on whether your mage is a shadow, cold, or bone, respectively. Does your attack speed actually scale their attack speed? Is that a thing? Yeah, it is. Okay. — Max number of mages plus two. Skeleton mage will consume all of your remaining essence on cast to raise a more powerful but temporary mage. What?
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Just want more mages. I guess at that point what I'd want to do is go this direction because then I can get ferocity stacks for my now ridiculous mages. Max number of warriors increased by three. That's dumb. Ah, there it is. Okay. If all your skeleton warriors have been summoned, skeleton warrior briefly summons a skeleton priest instead. Skeleton priest empowers your minions for 8 seconds, increasing their critical strike chance by 16%. That's the one. I was wondering where it went cuz I'm like, this needs to be here. Litany of Death is so good then. I just didn't know what they did with the damn thing. All right, we're good. Mainlander. That's it for that piece. — Potion healing. All stats. All right. You find the calable. Not yet. No. Nightmare dungeon, you say? No, the reason why you said that is my last name is Hall, man. That's the joke. — Nightm XB on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Hey, Thor. " Question. — I used to love Nintendo but stopped buying supporting them after past issues and sold them off to others. Now, a friend invited me to a Pokémon TTRPG campaign I'd really enjoy, and I'm conflicted if that goes against my stance since you've had a similar situation with Hell Divers 2. How would you approach this? — I mean, it really comes down to how do you feel, man? Like, it sounds like you'd really like to do it, but you also really don't like them, and you feel like you'd be betraying your own kind of thoughts on it. So, it you have to decide for you. is it is it more important for you to keep that stance or have fun with your buddy? That's a personal thing, man. Like that's your personal choice, whatever that's going to be. Some of those hills are fine to die on, right? But you have to choose if you're going to die on the hill or not, right? It's your lines in the sand. The Jeff PNG jump scare, he's pretty good. I need my dudes to move faster. I need to find uniques that make this better cuz I can already see what it's doing. And I'm just creating a wall of dudes. This is 100% a send dude situation. The constant self-healing is incredibly nice. Although, I do wonder if there's no corpses, how do I fight bosses? I need to have corpse generation for sure, you know. Slowly. Yeah. — Spare me, please. You don't. Haha, it's hard. Oh, think items and golems can create corpses. That makes sense. Ooh. Resolve, overpower, or ferocity. Bone, blood, or iron. And I'm going to go weaken. I feel like that would be the way to do it. Yeah, cuz now we just cast weaken all the time, which is disgusting. — You will be big stompy. — You're there. — You named yourself Facemaner. They're here. — Get ready. — The only way out of that. — Still can't do a blood golem yet. I have to do the uh necromancer quest. Also, didn't the scythe base attack have a rune that creates corpses on hit? Maybe it does. I don't know. I haven't played a necromancer since the update, and the update is crazy now. So, I don't really know what is possible or how they
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function yet. That was weird. Like I'm still waiting to see even what Army of the Dead does now. Cool down reduction by 20 seconds. That's crazy. 2% increased damage for each minion you have. — Also insane. Golem now raises a gargantuan Golem. that has an aura of command, increasing the cast speed and movement speed of all your other minions by 20%. Well, that one's going to win. — You deserve this. — Golem now raises three smaller golems that deal 60% of normal damage and 30 gain 30% attack speed. That's also insane and weird. All of this is insane and weird. When does this pop up? Level 34. You have the three golems. Is it cool? Oh, yeah. I'm not talking about golemmancer. True. That's super weird though. That's like a really weird combination. — Ashes of Steven Sharief's loans on Twitch with 500 bits said, "I know I'm still new here, but is no one really going to mention the creepy old lady behind him on the left? " — We don't talk about her. I don't know what you're talking about. No, she's not. No, we don't talk about that. What happens if I pop this when it's already full? I guess not. Nothing. So, it seems like mages are the big old damage dealer in this. Um, like your skeletal mages are 30% multiplicative increased damage is kind of huge. I may end up going that direction for it. I don't know yet. Right now, I have two extra mages, but that one's 30% multiplicative increase. So, if you do the ice mages, they just do 30% more damage at all times. It's basically how that works. However, bosses can't be crowdcontrolled. They only get staggered. So, like — you know. Yeah. Mr. Loans himself. I still can't believe you made that name, dude. That's the funniest [ __ ] I've ever seen. Get a h Get you a house witch to demystify your house on it. Can you use the curse of bosses? Yes. Unfortunately, makes you fly into the sun and die like a boss, but you know. — Yeah. Diablo IV into my veins. It was good. It was good when it launched and then it just kind of had no endame. And now it has infinite endgame. Oh no. — Enough end game that I've actually been playing three characters now. — Treasure room door. I do love treasure rooms. Chest of stuff. Yoink. Yoink. But where is the boss? New points. No. Yes. By God, he's done it. I already have my ultimate. Dude, you level so fast in the end game. Jara found it. I'm on my way. I'm gonna crawl my ass over there. And boy, I'm doing it. On my way. Yep. You rerollled Warlock. Oh, no. I' I've been playing my Warlock, too, man. My Warlock's busted. I'm playing a necro right now. I've got a warlock and a paladin. Now a necro for this season. Need a plus five or a paladin for your
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summoner. I know. For my summons would be very nice. Okay, pop that one on. Dump all these. Get another level. And off we go. Grandpa Thor. Grandpa. Dude, I'm not grandpa. Don't you do it. — Pale victory and many more to come. — Another dungeon. Okay, let's see here. Nice. Okay, I'm actually going to go back to wearing this because then I can do this and then temper this into movement speed. Let's get a better roll than that. No, that's the same roll. That one's worse. Come on, man. There we go. Now we're fast. Okay. Army of the Dead deals 2% multiplicative increased damage for each minion you have. That seems busted. And another nightmare dungeon. Would you rather be called grandpa or daddy? I'd rather uninstall the internet. That's what love to do that. Killed Andy and Duriel in tier 12 with whirl and barb. That's nice. We were doing T12 stuff earlier today. It was awesome as hell. I've actually been having a blast, man. All right. Cold mages. Bone mages chill enemies, eventually freezing them in their tracks. Enemies damaged by cold mages are weakened for 4 seconds. made vulnerable for 4 seconds. Yo, we could do weakened or vulnerable. That's very strong. Yeah, we'll do that. Cold mages just seem better, dude. The AoE is busted. Oh no, Tix, you can just join. It should scale stuff and you'll be fine. I want to get through 70 so I can play this class for real. Like my I've got a bunch of crazy [ __ ] waiting for me at end game. I mean, how many mages can I have? Okay, there we go. New character. Yeah, just made a new one. I'm trying to deal with all the weird leveling [ __ ] right now. I want the weird little golems. Yeah, look at them. They're tiny and strange. Oh, I guess you know what's funny? That means Army of the Dead would get 6% bonus damage instead of 2% because you have three golems instead of one. That's kind of neat. Yeah, it's baby golems. So, I guess if I go this route, I just want to get unlimited golems. I want to get all as many minions as possible, basically. Weird is the colored man a new that's essence. Each one of the classes has their own resource and this resource is different. I don't know if bow rogue is good. I have no idea. I've seen like a couple of rogues and they do a shitload of damage and um I've only ever seen them ranged because Endgame is not kind to melee. — The vile blood suckers are only capable of lies unless properly motivated. We have many useful — Yeah, I think I might go the other direction because I want to have a lot of dudes, but I think that putting it all into Army of the Dead is a little bit weird. screams harsh and how — so what I might do is — become like a song of — put it on that instead cool down reduction 40 second cool down instead is
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kind of nuts — and send their dimension — necro is cool I haven't played a necro — hell — since just before the season came out so this is all new but the idea that I can passively generate weakened on enemies and also vulnerable on enemies is enormous. Like that's very good. And that's kind of what I'm looking forward to right now. I wonder if my minions inherit my thorns. Wonder if they do. Mr. your take on campaign. Um, I really like the story of Mesto. I think they've done a very, very good job with that. But I have one problem with the entirety of the story. And it leads me to believe that Meisto knew that this was happening and wanted it to go down this way. And the reason why is because he was attached to Lilith. Lilith was attached to you. He should know everything that Lilith is thinking and doing. and you should you he should also know everything that you're thinking and doing. And yet he allowed you to get the dagger and win because he didn't think it was a big deal. That is a misstep that only Misesto could do if he's if he knows that it's going to happen and that's part of his plan. So that's it. That's the only part that doesn't make any sense right now. And maybe it'll make sense later. Yeah. Mafisto's whole thing is that he's incredibly tactical. It it's not even a hubris thing. Like he his he's very tactical. Yeah. What if it was his plan for you to win? Exactly. Basically, if you win, he wins and if you lose, he wins is generally how Meisto goes, you know. So that's what I'm waiting for. I'm like, does this mean he wins in the end? Cuz the other thing is with the prophecy, the way that it works is that hatred beggets destruction. Destruction begets terror, right? So it goes misto and then ball and then or bale rather. Goes Meto then Bale and then Diablo. So the next one's going to be Bale. But is that part of Diablo I or is that a Diablo I? I don't know. And that's kind of what I'm waiting for, you know. Skultage deals 3% increased damage. That's fine. These are casting resolve on me now. I don't need that. This one will be a blood golem. So, do overpower. That's not really what I want. Yeah, please. No Diablo 5. I know, right? If they skip Diablo and Diablo II, that'd be silly. Well, understand something. That means two more expansions at the very least because you'd have Bale and you'd have Diablo as separate things. — Now then, where would you begin? — And it would just have to be that way. Dread Revival or I think I like Goblin Fall. Treasure breach ethics is super cool. — I've ch the course. Where do we strike? — Last expansion. Will a revelation of you actually being Diablo? Dude, I hope so. Yeah, two more expansions seems like the most likely course to me is coming — legitimately. — But I don't know, man. I'm waiting to find out. We will have to wait and see. Bad god, they're everywhere. I wonder if I passively summon the priest or that has to be on active summon. I don't know yet. If you're Diablo, that would make things make sense. Not really. Like, why would Lilith want you to succeed then and she knows you as her child. That doesn't make any sense. That makes even less sense. Like it already made no sense, but now
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it's less sense, right? Says if it's active or passive. Oh, I meant for the summoning thing. It's um it's the new way the power works. I just don't know. Just realized I don't actually need a basic attack. Then the Oracle side quest implies terror is next. Yeah, but the prophecy implies that Bale is next, which is destruction. And if they don't go with a prophecy, that's very weird, right? And it says it so many times. Like it's — it's hatred and then destruction and then terror every time. So it's like maybe if they don't follow that'd be really weird to me personally. But you might be right. They may just do it that way. Don't know. A shield might be kind of fun. Never mind. Yoink. A set charm already. What? Oh, dude. I don't even know what the set charms are for this class. Oh, [ __ ] I just realized I have no idea what the set bonuses are on the charms for the Necro. They're going to be busted. Okay, this is just the basic damage reduction one. Yeah, I have no idea. War plan party rewards. The minion set charms are nuts. I'm really excited for it cuz I have no idea what they do. Yeah, I got no idea. More stuff. The new host for Diablo will be mass. It all makes sense. Is the prophecy bait? I don't think so. I mean, it's Wrathma, right? — I'm pretty sure the prophecy is Wrath's prophecy. I just I feel like if they didn't follow that' be really weird. That's pretty good. Hold up. That one got movement speed as well. Let's temper movement speed under this. Gross. Good. Step up to my anvil. All right. — The pit, you say? And hell tide harvest. And then hell tide harvest. it these ticks. Um, let's see. Army that has 50% chance to form a corpse. Passively summons a volatile skeleton every 4 seconds. Wait. Yo, no. That's crazy. Actually, it gains this as a passive. That's an insane ability, dude, because this is the thing where it summons a bunch of skeletons that explode and do damage, but they stun, too. So now every 4 seconds you get a skeleton that stuns for two seconds. Like, what the [ __ ] The corpse is slow. I don't care about the corpse. Let's see. 243. This will increase all the damage. It doesn't even need to be a castable anymore. Like that's really strong. That's cool as hell. Let's see. Yeah. No, that's a very awesome
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ability. Okay, bump those up and I think we're good to go. Pit pit. Let's do pit 20 because tix is here and very high level. He can just annihilate everything for us. carry us ticks. Maybe we get a Dark Souls summon like crossover, dude. Maybe takes help. My little dudes, they're doing a good job. Wait, where is Tix? Wait, what's happening? Thanks. I thought you were max level. Wait, wait. Are we getting carried or are we not getting carried? Wait, are you level You're level 70? Oh, are they scaling to your Okay, we got to reset this. They're scaling to Tix's level. We have to reset. Yeah, that's not going to work. Tix is level 70. We're not level 70. They scaled to Tix's level for each one. Wait, why did I get removed from the party? If you leave the pit, you get removed from the party. That's terrible. That's actually Anyway, rejoin on me when you can. We'll be here lurking. Thanks for the raid, bud. Hope you're having a good day. — This should be — what a weird experience. Watch over this one. — Melt all those — destruction. — Ready when you are, Dix. — Step up to my — I thought your character had a lot more damage than it did. That's my fault. — Pity to break another's work. You know where to find me. — Okay, we'll put this down to torment one. That should be fun. And you can join us when you're ready. — Yeah, I learned something new. Exactly. That is the idea. — Aquedictus on Twitch said, "Greetings, social kitten software. Did you know that in the Star Wars universe, AI was short for Anakin, Ben was short for Obi-Wan, and Luke, he was short for a Stormtrooper. Will shot water out of my nose. How did I just insta die? What is going on? I feel like Tormund one should be doable right now. Oh, they're level 70. Wait, why are they level 70? No one in the party is level 70. Wait, does Torment autocale them to 70? Oh, that sucks. — When an Amazon could — Oh, I didn't know they did that. Okay, we learned two things now. — You know where to find? — I had no idea. All right, so I just have to go to penitent. There we go. Yeah, it's start of end game difficulties. Penitentin should be doable then. All right, now it shouldn't be stupid. You thought the pitch level 70 thing? It's not. Nah, you could do it at low level. Okay, now they're normal. All right. I was like, what the hell is going on? I'm just going to follow Tix. Tix is throwing axes and taking names. Hell yeah. So yeah, it looks like this new passive is that every 4 seconds it just shoots out one of the screaming exploding skeletons, man. Which is kind of insane. — This place I'm being followed. — And not really what I expected.
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Not doing the campaign. No, I've already done it. This is my third character this season. Like I'm Paragon 223 right now. What is that? We're just doing the pit to level in for um what is it called? The seasonal board thing. A butcher would be so fun right now. If the butcher spawns, I'm going to cry and [ __ ] That's how that'll go. — Gork devit on kick said, "Grandpa Thor, thank you for all your sage advice. Truly fitting for a man of your years. " — Oh, god damn it. How dare you? — Is it aorey on Twitch with 500 bits said Roger Neielson manipulated the NHL rule book so much that he landed in the hockey hall of fame. One of the things he realized was that there was no rule that said the player goalending had to be a goalie. So he would just substitute in a defenseman for the goalie. But there was also no rule that said the goalie had to stay in the goal. So the other team would line up a player for a penalty shot and then the defenseman would just charge them and steal the puck. Okay, that's actually amazing. The morg pie of hockey, dude. It's finally happened. Yeah, Duncan Idaho. Exactly. That's freaking red. Your seller was butcher. for you goblins. Good. Did you give him fresh meat? I mean, he's always ordering it. So, Devil's Ivy. All right. Need to hit level 34 for the next one. Hit 60% off on Steam. No [ __ ] That's a really good deal. Donut Montana, why are you like this? I defeated the queue. It's a good day. The pit is good, man. It's a fun dungeon. I really like it. I like the infinite scaling. Makes it really enjoyable. I need to do a level 105 on my main. It'll be seasonal. What? Where'd he go? Uh oh, there it is. Eat him. All right, first rune obtained. What did I get? Eliminator. Increased damage to elites in all normal nodes. That's fine. Nice. 70% chance to fail. Failed four times. Feels great. — Mr. co264 on kick said you haven't defeated the queue — and yet I have 25% chance to form a corpse at the target's location is really cool actually that's a very good one — is a know where to find me. — Okay, now I need to do Hell Tide. — Mr. Co264 on kick said, "Have you? " — I have, Mr. Coco.
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Oh no, the hell tide's about to end. [ __ ] I may not be able to get enough. Sill friend on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Ya Cheer 500 high 4. " Kronos just realized that he's part of the 5 to 10% of people who does not have internal monologue. — Weird. — Are you part of the 90%? Do you have internal monologue in your head? I do. Smiley face. — Yep. Yeah, I have internal monologue in my head and I have it in different voices which is weird. So if I think about a person, I could hear it in their voice, which is usually funny. You don't really Yeah. I don't know what that would even be like. I couldn't even fathom that. Not having an internal monologue is very strange to me because like that's just like a normal part of experience for me. No sound, no smell, every anything. You a full avantasia. Yeah, I couldn't imagine. Is it bad if you hold conversations with your internal monologues? Not if you realize that their internal monologues are not real or like a god talking to you or a demon or something, right? That's when it becomes a problem. I have one minute. Will I get enough? Come on. Nine more cinders. Eight. All my common. Drop. Drop the goddamn cinders. You big [ __ ] It's not going to happen. I'm screwed. 40 seconds. 75. I need 75. I only have 72. Come on, man. Keep summoning. 26 seconds. Oh my god. Where are the enemies? This is the worst. One more. Got it. There we go. Now I got to do it again. But this ends in 5 seconds. Hell Tide has leveled up. That's cool. Oh, no. That's interesting. Actually, it looks like it's giving us all Hell Tide XP every time somebody opens a Hell Tide chest. Like for everybody in the party. That's a big deal to do this all together. Actually, live always, dude. What are you talking about? Happy Star Wars Day. Happy Star Wars Day to you, man. I don't see anybody ever doing this out live. That'd be weird. Also, the hype train has gone mad with power. It's there. What's worse than an inner monologue is an outer monologue. That's called being a streamer. — Yeah. — I've waited. — Mr. Syntaxis on Twitch said, "This is ATTS that never ends. " — No. — Yes. It goes on and on, my friend. Some people started typing it not knowing what it was, but it will continue forever because this is ATS that never ends. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started typing it not knowing what it was, but it will continue forever because this is at that never ends. — My necromancer. — Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. — For resources. — Some people started typing it not knowing what it was, but it will continue forever because — Very good. These will do. You'll need the essence of life, a spirit to transform your golem. There is a vile artifact buried in a hillside not far from here. Its purpose is to trap lost souls, leeching magic from them. — H — free those souls and perhaps they'll help you in return. where goes there. I actually love the little mini stories for each one of the characters. It's cool. You're not listening to that? It's not running right now. — Yeah. You think I'm going to let them do
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that again? No. He stopped it. Mercul, it only has 500 characters, man. Like, they can't go more than that. The real question is, how do I amplify damage on a summoner necroman? I'm going to get this quest done. Then I'll have my blood golem. So then I'll be way less likely to die, which will be nice. That's the neat part. You don't I think I do amplify the [ __ ] out of the damage cuz they you can do I know there's a legendary that increases the attack speed of all your summoners or summons and I know there's a legendary that increases the damage of all your summons by multiplicative and I have the damage one I have in my stash right necroact if you spin your summon spin too I didn't know that. That's hilarious. Oh, it's so good. Stupid necromancer tricks, dude. This is the slowest quest imaginable. Yeah, every 4 seconds just summoning a random army of the dead guy is actually kind of sick. Um, I think it's a really interesting way to do this mechanic. I do need to look at the bullet like book of the dead now though because I want to do reapers 50% increase damage and have 15% chance to stun enemies just seems really good just overall seems very good — and the passive summoning of this seems really good. Okay, so for golem, I can do blood golems now. Blood golems drain life from nearby enemies, healing and bolstering itself. Drain life from other minions, increasing its maximum life by 5% and damage by 5% per minion drain for 20 seconds and up to 50% increase maximum life and 50% increased damage. Wait, so it doesn't drain from enemies anymore? It drains from your guys now? Okay. And the bone golem now taunts on that. No, this they changed this completely. It used to have a passive that 30% of the damage you take was sent to the blood golem instead. They removed that. So the bone golem is likely better now. All right. Yeah, they removed that from the blood golem. The bone golem, we can give it thorns or we can make it summon corpses. Summoning corpses would be a really good idea. It's a legendary that when you command your warriors to attack, your mages attack that target as well. I want to basically autocast Iron Maiden and decrepify. That's really good because Iron Maiden and Decrepify are both fantastic. I'm relearning the class because all these changes are enormous. Like there's a shitload of changes right now. Iron Golem for stagger on bosses. Do they do a bunch of stagger? Really? What is the bonus that it gives? I can't even see it yet. So, let us go. Oh, nerds. Legendary that procs corpse skills also procs skeleton active ability. really. Yeah, cuz I just think the idea of doing that is a good one.
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Yeah, the damage is already quite high. All right. What the hell? leaves. There we go. — On Twitch with 500 bits said, "Hey, Thor, it's Fax. " — Hello, — this is ATTS that will end. I will hopefully get my barbarian good enough and that I may be able to join one time perhaps. — No, just join. — Hope you're having a good day and got some rest. Was able to see Brad Williams this weekend and he is awesome. — So are you. Thought I would say that. How does a penguin build its house? It glues it together. — You are ridiculous. Um, no, you can just come play with us, man. I'm glad the TTS had an end, though. We've been seeing a lot of them not having ends, but no, you could just come play with us. As long as there's room in the party, you know? I'm on a new character right now. And this is like a shitload of XP just standing here. Like look at my XP going up. Although it does look like um Golemmaner had to go though. annihilated. I do not have skulls. If you have skulls, pop them. Nice. That's a good one. Very nice. Hell yeah. Actually, not so nice. We need that. Uh oh, no. I can put it on later. I'll temper it on. Here we go. Okay. Litany of death. That is now going on. Litany of death does not seem to go off automatically. Where does it There we go. Oh, that's weird. By summoning it, by getting that priest, it makes them all attack as well. I kind of don't like that. You have the iron golems now. I have to unlock them, don't I? Oh, no I don't. Will immense strength, immense weight and power. Stunning and controlling enemies. Pauses a shock wave. All right. We can actually have it pull in enemies and its size increases by 50%. or have it do a shock wave or have a bone golem taunt. I think the bone golem taunt is better, man. I actually think it's way better cuz it's a taunt, right? Like you just not you're never going to beat a taunt. It's the ultimate tool. Wait, is my pre skeleton automatically firing off? I don't know if it is. I'm not sure if it is weird. You're out. All right, Tix. You have a good one. I just need to open this up. Oh, you're out of hearts. Oh, okay. Oh, this guy's here. hunting bone golem all the way. That's kind of how I feel about it. And like by using like if we go into the bone golem, right? The bone golem already has this over here, which means it does AOE whenever it gets hit. And then we can make it to have three baby bone golems
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from the abilities. So we get three baby bone golems and all those bone golems are disgusting. Or we could do one large golem that gives a of command and makes the cast speed and movement speed of my other minions increase by 22%. Which is more mages. Like I'm going to do skeletal mages that way, right? And that seems like the better one right now is if I could do that cuz the mages just slap the [ __ ] out of damage. So that appears to be the correct direction. Large bone golem with taunt and a sounds good. That's kind of how I feel about it. But yeah, it seems like that would be better. Seems. All right. You get anything from the cows? Not yet. No. We killed them for like a couple of hours. A hard fought battle indeed. — Another set. Okay, that's a bit weird. That's kind of trash. That one's just better. 16 two all sets. What the hell? Put it in the empty slot. Okay. Hit Another pit. Hell. Pit. Pit. All right. Gargantua golem. Because when I use the gargantua golem, it should taunt, right? Yeah. Taunts nearby enemies and takes 30% reduced damage for the next 6 seconds. It gains 50% of its armor as thorns for the duration. That just seems really goddamn good. Hill tides. We're going to Hellmouth first. All right. Necro seemed really sluggish last couple of seasons. Is it better now? I'm not sure yet. Um, this necro is only level 37. It doesn't feel sluggish right now, but again, it's not endgame yet. My warlock is my main and my warlock's farming T12, so very different experience. My paladin is also in T12 right now. I'm hoping that this feels really good. I'm trying to go pets, trying to do summons build, but like just a wall of damage right now is pretty high. It feels really good. — Yeah. I want to get to that point where you just walk by and things die. That's kind of where you're at, you know? But yeah, he taunts. Look at that. The taunt is really good. Cool down is very long though. 16 second cool down on the taunt is pretty rough, man. I don't know. So, skeleton priest is kind of weird. I don't know how it works now cuz it used to be that you would summon it. Looks like it goes off automatically now. It eats corpses randomly. So, whenever the buff falls off, it automatically eats a corpse and casts it again. Okay, so that's new. It used to be an on like ontarget, you cast it yourself kind of thing. Now it's more of a passive that eats corpses. One less thing to manage at least. Rude. It's cool. D4 lets you skip preview story if you already played it with the DLC. Yes. What was it that Space Marines eat again? Uh, anything. Anything they want, but usually corpse starch? Yeah
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you're talking about corpse starch for warmer 40k. I basically eat that and produce it as you can see. But no, class feels interesting so far. A lot of changes though. It's hard to get used to it again. How do you join me in game? Uh, just add me. I battle it and just join in whenever you like. Picks too fast. My character or my battle net name is Thor number 1235. You just add me whenever you like. I wonder if those ghost dogs count as summons for the purposes of Army of the Dead's bonus where it says deals 2% increased damage for each minion you have. Wait, where the hell is the boss? Uh, where did the boss die? I need to get my glyph off of it. You're killing me, man. You stayed out there solo. Okay, there we go. Oh, he didn't drop a glyph. What the hell? You can do pit without being level 60. Yeah, you can do it from level one now. Nice. No, I couldn't choose the number. This is way back in the day. I think they're five digits now. Yoink. — You know where to find me. Okay, temper this movement speed. Nice. — Al swinging away. Come, let us plan our — another pit. Yeah, I'm still going to work on like what I want to do with this character class right now. Did you like Diablo II resurrected? I did actually. It was really, really nice being able to swap between like the original pixel art and then the upgraded art at a press of a button as well. It was very, very fun. Really enjoyed it, man. Oh, you added me. Let me go fix it up. First off, let me handle these. Let me go to this B. There we go. autopilot class. I mean, the damage is definitely ramping. And it looks like I'm constantly fortified, but I don't know if that's from Tix and her battle shots. So, you can't do that with the Warlock class they released. What are you talking about, Zeronius? What can you do with the Warlock class? Because I play Warlock and I loved it. — Yeah, you'll have to tell me more what you mean. You can target certain mobs and delete them as well with your warriors. Yeah, you can. — Curse this place. — That's really nice. — I'm being followed. — Oh, wait. When you're playing Warlock in D2R, you can't swap between old and new graphics. Why? Why is the Warlock not able to do that? No old Warlocks. So, that's really weird. Yeah, they could make new old graphics is what I'm saying. They can make new graphics in the style of the old ones. Right. Lazy a little bit. Yeah. I think people would have been really excited about that. I really think they do. They would. They'd be like, "Wow, look at that. " They could have. Yeah. You'd have to make all the sprites for all the effects in the character. And I think people would be really into that.
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And it's kind of a shame that they didn't. That's just an odd choice, right? It is a lot of effort. It's a lot of work, but it's work that's worth it. Especially for people that like that old style. It'll be DLC. I swear to God, if they make that DLC, I'm going to [ __ ] directly on them. Maybe the tools are gone for that. No, they're not. The tools are not gone for that. Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to make the resurrected version. Like, that's not No, it's also pixel art. Like, there are tools to make pixel art today. I promise. We use them all the time. What tier is the pit? Oh, we're just doing loby because we're not max level yet. We're doing it to clear the um the board. Graphical shaders for pixelation. You could use a shader. That's true. You could just do it that way, but if you I'm going to be honest with you. If you try to auto pixelize art, it will look like [ __ ] It'll very much so look like [ __ ] if you just do that. Like, it'll still need to be very cleaned up. Where do you go for your laptop? What do you mean? Just try to be devil's avocado, dude. Honestly, fair. Yeah. And I think that automated solutions like that will usually make pixel art look really bad because pixel art is it's wrong if one pixel's out of place. It looks messed up. You know what I mean? How can we join you? Uh, just add me on battleet and just join in the game. Not a problem. Thor number 1235. Is army of the undead passive? It has a passive component now. Yes. Where it automatically summons one of the little army of the undead guys every 4 seconds. I seriously not getting any other glyphs. Why? Yeah, no other glyphs. AAA today is more about realistic graphics, unfortunately. Yeah, I mean, it's just kind of weird. Doesn't Dead Cells use something similar with 3D model with pixel shell shaded uh shaders? I don't know if they actually use shaders for that. It's very, very hard to make pixel art look good in a situation like that. And in a game where the rest of the art is handcrafted pixel art, meaning that they made each one of those cells, and then you have one character that's using a filter, it'll look like [ __ ] Like, there's no way that's going to look good, man. It just can't, you know? Which is fine. — Go. — But like, — I will see you again soon. — Would you buy a version of the Diablo that was all pixel art using today's technology to support the gaming edition? Yeah, which is why I play so many indie games. What are you farming for? Levels right now. Loy character. Yeah, this character is new. I just made him like an hour ago, but I have a bunch of gear waiting for him. mortal souls ripe for I need to have as much cool down reduction as possible. I think it's the big one for me. This will be the way. Why do you have the not my birthday tag? Because it's not my birthday. I've had it I have it on every single day except for the day where it's my birthday and then I change it to birthday tag. I've been doing this since they added tags.
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And I have all the things that I need. The cinders are they pop really fast in this. It's like kind of nuts actually. All right. Harbingers. Yoink. Nice. There are so many dudes. Oh, hey. It's a portal quest. Oh my god. Whoa. You know, I think this thing is going to run forever because you're so high level and you're just standing in it and it just drains forever increasing and now I can't get anywhere near it. That's actually kind of sick. You were buying stuff in menu while it drained you. That's insane. It just kept summoning guys. I have like 500 cinders right now. Dude, that might be the best way to power level someone in the game right now. H. Nice. Yeah, that might actually just be the best way to do it, man. More of these set charms. Uh two-piece. What is this one? $6 stats. Nice. I have the two-piece now. Th000 armor and $100 resist. A bunch more set charms. What the hell? Another set charm. Wait, these are for another class. Never mind. Lol. Yeah, I don't need these. I need them for my class. Hey, I got a heart. Also worked at power level paragon. Um, no, because they're too low level. Unless you got somebody that was strong enough to do that on like Torment 12, which is pretty unlikely if that makes sense. Movement speed, but this is leveling really quick. Hell tides are kind of disgusting for this, man.
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and like just sitting on this spot is pretty huge. It's too many dudes. Max of 92 dudes. — Adam Thrawn 190 on Twitch with 500 bits said, "This is the TTS that never ends. It goes on and on, my friends. I — No, it doesn't. I will kill it every time. — You bought 30 131 on Twitch said, "For a bodybuilder, your character looks a tad skinny. " Rous. — Okay, that's good. Proud of you. — Hold up. I'm going to go pop all these chests. They should all be giving hell tide activity experience too, which is nice. Now, let's see here. There has to be more of these. Yeah, I have 548 cinders right now. Oh, hey, there's another one here. One of these towers. These ones you just avoid the mechanics, but I don't know if they can kill me yet. What was that? What are you trying to trade me? You just throw it on the ground. Whatever it is. Yeah, I won't die to this. What are you trading me? Yeah, I can just sit in it. That doesn't do enough damage to kill me. probably should raise difficulty. Oh, it might be going up in power. and it ended. It takes that long to break it. I've done that on my Warlock before, but never on this. All right, let's see here. I'm going to go pop these chests. There's one down over here, actually. There are so many of these goddamn chests on the higher level ones. And the lowle ones, there's like none. Hell mouth. Oh, I'm going go back to town real quick. I have too much crap in my inventory. Step up to my anvil. Bunch of XP on the ground. I'll go pick it up. May the laard fought battle indeed. Uh, come on. Get out of there. This, that, man. Infernal hordes. No. — Fight well, my friend. — Let's go see what you're talking about. I wonder if those orbs stick around forever. I don't think they do. Where is that helmet mount? No, they're gone. F. It's all good. I have 717 cinders right now. If we go and do a nightmare dungeon and get out of there fast enough, I'll be able to come back here and use my cinders to open up a box, which is my next board quest
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before it dies cuz we have 21 minutes. So, it should be enough. Am I moving right along in the grind? I am. Yo, bone skills deal 70% increased damage. Interesting. 171. No, I won't do it. Oh, you guys are all so fast. I wasn't paying attention. But my XP is still going up. I can't believe we need 250 million fragments for gems. That's like the true endgame right now. It's just gems. It's way too many. All right, level 48. It's very funny. All right, good. We're halfway there a little bit. Back to the hell tide. Race certificate. We can do that. I'll raise the difficulty up once I can. Feels birthday, man. It does. Let me just go pop this chest real quick and then we'll move on again. I wonder if I get that XP every time I open one of these. Let me see if I can open up another one. Are there any more in this zone? The hell is this? Wow, there's like none here. Where are all the hell chests, dude? They should be down here. This is all hell tided. Uh in hell probably. I mean, we're technically in hell right now. And these Oh, wait. There's one. They're just really rare right now. I want to see if these add XP if you open them on their own. I don't know if they do. Then I'll go raise the difficulty. Nope. Just hell tide activity experience. Got it. — You play in the past a lot of Diablo 1, 2, or 3? Yes. A shitload. — An absolute shitload. — Okay. One upgrade chance is the mandatory move. Who's this? Melt all of those. Grab this. Pop that. Pop this. Bonus XP. Change the difficulty. Like a shitload of those games, dude. Game. Why? Why? What is going on here? I can't interact with it. It's like broken some for some reason. What's up? Who's this? Huh? Okay. What is that?
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Holy [ __ ] — An entire case of Dr. Pepper beans. I know what I'm eating today. An entire goddamn case. Yes. Yes. Dr. Pepper goddamn beans. Oh, now I can interact with it. Weird. Oh, the party has to be present to upgrade difficulty. Maybe the game should say that. Yeah, Jamie, that game's already out and I update it every month. Thanks for bringing it up, though. If you want to play it, go check it out on Steam. Last update came out 5 days ago. There we go. I wonder if the passive on this actually makes it really busted. The 50% chance to form a corpse seems stupid. — Only on hard difficulty. Have you reached endgame night yet? Not on this character. I have on my main. Uh my main is doing torment 12. So — it is done. — There we go. We'll grab all this [ __ ] Do the paint beans taste like Dr. Pepper? They use Dr. Pepper in manufacturing. It's like directly in it. It's um they are crazy good, man. Get them on Amazon. That's what I'm going to be eating today. Oh, wait. This was a card. Oh, wait a minute. I thought this was a sticker. It's a card that says, quote, "The Wiki people send their regards. " And it's a whole case of Dr. Pepper beans. I didn't realize this was a card. The beans. Wiki people. Thank you for the Dr. Pepper Beans. Thank you. Who are the wiki people? The people that handle the pirate. wiki website. Yeah. Hell yeah. I thought it was a stick or two. No, it's a card. This is the W. Did this come in the mail? Sh. — Yes. As the wiki people send their regards. — Slarduk on Twitch with 500 bits said, "Greetings, Broki. May the Fourth be with you. " Fun fact, today is also the day of Latvia's restoration of independence. So that's that. — That's cool. — Either way, going to be playing the Old Republic later. Keep being cool as [ __ ] and I wish you all the best. — Old Republic is good, man. That's a That's good for sure. Have fun. Is that a threat? Well, they sent me a lot of beans, so it's not really a threat. It's I'm fine with it. If it's a threat, I want more of it, right? It's a threat to Shay. Yeah, cuz we're in the same house. Shay, what is it like being you knowing that I now have 12 cans of beans in my office? What is that like? 12 whole cans of beans. By the way, um, knowing that I have 12 cans of beans means that by tomorrow I'll only have 10 cans of beans. Just saying. It's going to be two a day for the next six days. Oh, let's do the demon. Fresh meat. — You ready for fresh meat? I'm ready for fresh meat. — Feels like acid reflex. Sh. If you're getting acid reflux that much, you should probably talk to the doctor. It's probably bad. — Fresh meat. — Oh, dude. He's just deleted him. How can he be fresh meat if he's dead? Oh, you're going to get reflux. I can't. I literally can't get acid reflux. Yeah, it's not a thing. Just eat more devild eggs. I should have devild eggs and beans. You know what? I'm sick of just ripping ass. I'm going to fart max. Beans, devild eggs. What else? All of it. It's fart maxing time, dude. Do you not have stomach acid or stomach acid? No, I actually didn't have a valve in the top of my stomach. And um I had to get surgery so they would turn the top of my stomach into a valve. I can't get acid reflux anymore by design cuz otherwise I would uh get esophageal cancer. So great. — You fighting? — Yeah. — Good. — It is called fun duplication and it was
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a nightmare. I had a short on it once, though. Him screaming fresh meat and instantly dying is probably my favorite part about this so far. Yeah, despite the name, it was not fun. I had to eat only grits for like a month. Soft food. Look how much aether we have. This is crazy. This is only a four-wave, and if it was a 10 wave, it would have been amazing. I've gained three levels in this room. You loved cream of wheat. I do love cream of wheat. Cream of wheat is very tasty. You need stuff off the Baltic guy. We don't have the points for it. We need 666. This thing ends in one wave. We'd have to run a um what is it called? Compass at higher level difficulty anyway. How many skeletons do you have? Dude, he's got a shitload of summons. Free is tasty. based on what you had. Premium weed is good. Yeah. No, I like it. I've always liked it though. I grew up on [ __ ] like that, man. You have 26 summons. Jesus. Oh, is there a legendary that increases the max number of summons you have? Cuz I see how many like mages you have, and it's a lot. 31 when dogs overload. Oh, so you're running dogs as well. Another. We could get another butcher. Three butchers in a four run is crazy. By the way, — still believe in victory. — Undercorn and death grip. Let me look at this. — Fresh meat. — Okay, that's cool. That's useful. Maximum number of skeleton warriors increased by one. Skeleton warriors cleave with their attacks and deal 50% increased damage. That's disgusting. So, I got to get death grip for sure. I'll keep that in mind. So, unique helmet and unique gloves. H enough, we step forward. — Off we go. I think there's a chest in this that will actually give me XP based on the number of [ __ ] that we throw into it. Yeah. All remaining gather into experience. That's it. Really? That was the most anemic amount of experience I've seen. What the hell? All right. Whatever. It's instant porridge. It is. Porridge is good. Yeah, porridge is very good, man. I'm fine with that. All right, dungeon time. Two to Macob skills. Minion summon Macob. Corpse summon. I just need to do summons, don't I? It's got to be all bonus through summon skills. Yep. H. So, we got to do plus to summon skills and all our charms effectively is all I really need. Dungeon Time sounds hilariously wrong out of context. I guess it's true. I mean, based on the kind of content we have on Twitch now, maybe it's not. You know
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how do you like Necro? Well, I just started this character like an hour or two ago. Um, I'm not max level with him yet, but I will be soon. And I liked it in previous seasons. Yeah. Chad's been naughty. Probably true. That is likely true. I believe it. Level 58. Yeah. What the hell is that emote? Jesus. Nice. My god, he's done. Nice. Damn. The people of Sanctuary are grateful. They've sent their regards. Uh, Hell Tide. Hell is so good. Um, infernal and let me think. Probably pit. Yeah, pit. — Go. I will see you again soon. — Honestly, the warboard thing is just so good. The war plan stuff. It's probably my favorite part about this entire expansion so far. Hell Tide will recede in less than 5 minutes. That's fun cuz all I got to do is open two chests and I already have all the stuff. What was that? Oh, worms. A million worms. A lot of XP. — That ain't one more chest. But where will it be? — All the way down here, it seems. You still have 700? Yeah, I'm just popping all of them, dude. I'm down to 495 cuz we only got 5 minutes left. There's three more chests nearby. It looks like you guys get war spoils each time. I just gained another level in health heights because of this. Oh, wait. Did that just make two Gregs? Yeah, it did. Treasure goblin on you. I'm opening chests, unfortunately. I'm just spamming chest cuz I'm almost of level, you know. Oh, wait. It's got to go up around.
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I've gained five levels since we got here. Yes, I think that Greg that spawned actually leveled the [ __ ] out of me, by the way, cuz it counted as two bosses. And I think that's what happened there. World boss in seven minutes. We can go world boss. I have maximum points now and I don't really know what to do with it. Two minutes left. Oh, wait. Worm. more worm. Oh [ __ ] Please revive me. full of sage. Oh my god, it revived me into a pool of death. That's awful. Hold up. I should probably be equipping some Oh, yeah. Okay, that's why. That would probably be the reason I leveled so quickly that all my gear is trash now. It's very goddamn funny. Okay, Hill Tide's about pretty sure spawn camping is illegal. I know, right? They don't care. It just shows you like how quickly I gained levels there cuz my gear was just trash. Oh, is that a legendary? A legendary. You say two legendaries, you say? Huh? Very weird. All right, I'm going back to town. World boss in 5 minutes. We should head over to world boss. I don't know how much XP world boss gives. I'm not really sure. — Step up to my anvil. — Skills have a chance to create a blood orb. Okay. Each nearby hindered enemy grants you 1% increased movement speed. Okay, this seems like the right one to wear. — And then we can do tempering — and give that mobility and movement speed. Nice. And we can temper. Wow. Maximum frosty stacks are increased by eight is crazy good. Take this and give him mobility, movement speed. That's fun. Go back out. Where is the world boss? There it is. That was the closest one. Oh, that's really far away. They should really put like a teleport near this. You go to Sakon, dude. Definitely. Nice, Ligma, bro. I don't actually know what I want to put my other points into. It's probably going to be a curse. Yeah. Nice. Ligma, dude. You nearly got me. Are you kidding me? Slay dude. Sakun is like the oldest one in the book, man. It's good though. It's a good family event. All right. Proud of you. You genuinely forgot about it. Oh no. That's it. They're going to get you. Slowing. It's over.
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Blood moon breaches. Let me see those. Okay. Your summons have a 10% chance to randomly afflict your crepifier or Iron Maiden when they deal them. That's disgusting. That's really good. What the hell? All right, so I need pants, gloves, and helmet. All unique is really how that has to go. Enemies inflicted by Iron Man take damage every second and damage whenever they deal direct. — All right, what does this do? Okay, that becomes a thorns build. See, this makes this really interesting because now we can do this because these bonuses will then apply to the ones that my minions grant. Enemies afflicted with decrepy, they're dazed. Decrepify is also a blood skill. Okay. Instead of afflicting enemies with decrypy is now applied to your minions, granting them 20% cast speed and movement speed. Interesting. That actually sounds cool as [ __ ] cuz that means my minions will buff themselves, right? Maybe Huh? Yeah, that seems busted. Let me do that. Did that hurt him? Where's all my dudes? Give me my dudes. It says I have all my dudes, but I don't have my dudes. Weakened slowed by 40%. Instead of inflicting enemies, decrepify is now applied to your minions, granting them 20% increased attack speed and movement speed. But when I apply it to this guy, does it work? It looks like it works. Oh, it's the aura doing this. We have an aura that's increasing everybody's max HP. Good science to be had. Yeah, it makes me wonder if the minions then buff themselves, right? Cuz then what I could do is just put one point into this, one point of that, take this off of my bar, and then ramp the [ __ ] out of Iron Maiden. You know what I mean? Hey buddy. Goodbye. Yeah, cuz that seems like the right way to do that. Cool. Where did Asminan go? Uh, he died instantly. That was it. Yeah. No, this is really low difficulty right now. We're not like my character is not max level yet. Diablo I crashed 20 seconds before the world boss spawned. Oh, that sucks. That really sucks. Arthur, what is this? The hell is this? Yes, you figured it out. Wait, why can't I go in? Oh, it's doing this [ __ ] again. One sec. Yeah, Arthur, you figured it out. Sido, thank you for the five gifted subs. That is very nice of you, man. Thank you very, very much. Why can't I go in? Happy birthday. It's not my birthday, you goblin. Is there a reason this is broken? This has happened before and I don't know why. Really weird. No idea. Yeah.
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here. Try to walk away from it real quick. Everyone's here. Yeah. No, it's just broken randomly. Yeah. A vote on it, guys. Vote. We'll vote. That'll do it. You need to press vote. Let's try it again. Hostage birthday tra. It's not my birthday. It's not even my birthday. Okay, there. Now it's working. I don't know what the hell was going on, but weird. Nice. Now I don't know where to put my points. Far have you wondered. — It only summons my guys. Will it actually hit them? — It doesn't appear to apply to them. No. So, it only applies to my minions. I wonder if they can buff themselves. I don't know if they can. And it only it lasts 30 seconds, which is a hell of a long time. hostage Diablo train, which this doesn't scale with levels. Oh, no, it does scale with levels. Look at that. It's 22% now. Okay, so now I just need something that levels it up. Can't wait to sit in town for 45 minutes and do Paragon. Dude, same. It's going to happen soon. — You don't scale with levels. You're right. I scale down with levels just like every other human being. It's how it works. It'll happen to you. Level 65, 24%. I wish the AoE size in this was larger. I wonder if there's a way to increase it. Level 40, no less. I am not level 40. How dare you? Back out. It's working. You're just stuck in the wardrobe playing your costume. Oh yeah. No, that's a trap for sure, dude. The wardrobe always gets you. I can't do it here, can I? Oh, there we go. Yeah, the wardrobe will get you 100%. I need my ghost horse, actually. Yeah. And then I need is it that one? No, it's the bone mail. No, I like that one. — Gork devit on kick said, "Gramps, do not play to long men of your years. Need there to arake care of their bodies more. " — Just call me Gramps. How dare you? How dare you? Not glory of the victor. Where is it? There we The treasure hunters.
