Craziest Game Shows Ever - Ozzy Man Reviews

Welcome back, legends. Today I'm looking at Japanese game shows. It's a bloody eyeopening algorithm to get stuck in for a week or two. The genre is full of amazing human accomplishments, similar to ninja warrior shows. There's also a lot of danger in some of these game shows. Bam! Into the ice. And of course, there's a whole subgenre of what the [ __ ] is going on and why am I still awake watching this type of game show. Those are pretty popular to be honest. I hope he wins a car, but probably not. Women unknowingly touching slimy stuff they wouldn't normally touch is a concept that stands the test of time. And women putting stuff in their mouth they wouldn't normally put in their mouth also has legs to it. Literally, that had legs to it. Society is continuously obsessed with stuff WOMEN MIGHT DO. BLOW IT. BLOW THE COCKROACH. BLOW IT. OH, SHE SWALLOWED IT. Oh dear. Look at that. Blow. Inhale. blow. Bam! Down the gullet it goes. Actually, I lie. On replay, you can see the little critter escapes. Let's see another one. Oh, that's like a cricket or a grasshopper. And she exhales down it goes. Already won. She's like, "Fuck you. Come on. Give me a rally. Let's go big. " I don't know what [ __ ] bug that is, but it's massive. It's a whopper. Blow followed by A BLOW AND MEGA BLOW DOWN THE HATCH. GOOD NIGHT. Winner winner. Not even close to being a chicken dinner. Oh, this is actually awesome. There's a mild level of grossness, but it still requires a lot of skill. Kapow. She ricochets. Spinny spin. Don't fall in the [ __ ] to the sides. And she composes herself with the spready. Absolutely barreling down the runway and then rebounds off some cushioning. From there, it's all about regaining control as soon as possible, even though she's clearly screwed the pooch when it comes to hitting the bullseye. All day long, though, I could watch this all day long. Men do put themselves in uncomfortable positions as well. Kind of. Yeah. Now, yeah, the tilted restaurant seems like a classic when it comes to Japanese game shows. He's got to have a crack at a socks off strategy to maintain grip on the restaurant floor. It could work. You never know. I don't know. I've never done it. Oh, okay. He's also doing a pants off strategy. Fair enough. Who am I to question the technique of Japanese game show contestants? If you're going to plummet towards failure, you may as well have no pants on. Or is he changing pants? Maybe these pants are more grippy. I personally have never taken spare PANTS TO A RESTAURANT. NO. HE SLIDES into the abyss. Everyone's like, I guess we'll never see him. Then he's back. He's a fighter. Or is he a goner? I can't tell now. Yeah, he's back. And now everyone else is [ __ ] OFF. AND IT'S DOWN TO TWO OF THEM. THIS IS THRILLING. Japanese game shows are the most thrilling [ __ ] He just sacrificed himself. That's quite dark. He doesn't know how to feel about it. Does he win a car? I don't know. I hope he gets a car. Anyway, yeah, it's been fun going down this rabbit hole. And um this is certainly not a game that I've seen at the Royal Show in Perth or any kind of local carnival. Um, yeah. Mostly we put balls in clowns mouths at our carnivals and whatnot. I don't know why I'm talking about balls in clowns mouths. That sounds wrong. That sounds weirder than Japanese game shows. They're loving it. They're like, "Go, mate. Thrust. Use all your thrust power to get it. " And he's done it. He's finished. All right. Well done. Okay, I got to go do something else.