Ozzy Man Reviews: AI Slop (PART 3)

Hey y'all, everyone. Welcome back to the simultaneously heightened and soulless world of artificial intelligence. Everyday's a slippery slope online. Everyday's a risky click. Boy, oh boy, do I want The Lion King to be real. I almost sent this to 10 people and then I thought, "I'm a bloody idiot. Put the phone away. " As if the internet hasn't been hard enough already telling our kids not to copy YouTubers and influencers. Now we have to say, "Don't copy YouTubers and influencers who are not even real. " This looks like user-generated content. It's compressed. Oh, it says Sora. I figured it out. The AI can't trick me. I'm too smart. I knew it. Nah, I knew it wasn't real. This also looks like it's shot on someone's phone. People can suck at driving golf carts, but they can't suck this much. I feel kind of bad for the AI car that got hit. WHOA, WHOA. ALL RIGHT. SAY IT WITH ME, FELLAS. She is not real. There's realistic attributes, but she take a breath. She's not Where are we now? What the We just We cut to some kind of village life where we're out picking fruit or some No worries. Okay, I mean, I'll roll with it. If this is where Why can't And we're back. What? Welcome back to bloody milking day. Okay, no, now we're in the bush and she's cutting up the bush for Yeah, supplies. She's got an AI family, I guess. It's a video about village life. I don't know. I don't I'm just watching it. Now I'm the one hallucinating. It's not even AI hallucinating anymore. It's me. I'm the hallucinatory one. Oh, she's got to free the chooks. All right, off you go. And she gets a couple of eggs. No worries. Cut back to the great milking of 2026. Okay, still going. All day long. AI can go all day long. Yep, nah, she's cooking up a storm just for her family who we haven't seen Oh, there we go. There's a little AI rugrat. He's tired. Someone wants me to move to a village. Is that what this is about? This beautiful lady is single and lives in a village. She takes care of her poultry, milks her cows every day, and manages her farm all on her own. — She's not real. If you're a man willing to leave the city life and join her in the village to help with the animals and daily farm work, she's ready to welcome you. No. No, no. I mean, I am a man, but I'm not ready to leave the city life and help milk the cows and She's not real, guys. Like, let's go to the comment section. Usually, people are pretty good at calling AI out in the comment section. There we go. Something doesn't add up. Well done, but I'm still standing. You're a discerning internet user. Recovery X Group, I'm ready to live the life with you. Okay, forget that one. Don't worry about that one. Who else have we got here in the comment section? Scroll. I love my white woman. All right, you know what? me. Just forget the comments. Don't worry about them. People are idiots. Let's uh Let's um Let's get back to the commentary. Let's do that. Ah, crap. I've ended up in the Islamic Republic of Iran propaganda algorithm. You know the one. It's riddled with AI to influence impressionable Westerners to make them think, "Look at these powerful independent women sticking it to the US and Israel. " It's not the case at all. Islamic Republic will kill women for hair stick it out of their hijab. I know that. These women aren't real. It's a sweaty dude prompting it to influence me. Okay, I got to calm down. Let's look at some cute AI. That's cute and disturbing. Yep, it's cat ice cream. I guess he's going to eat it now. No, the scooper is going to give birth to a tiny ice cream kitten. hell, I don't want to know what creativity dwells in the portals of everyone's mind at this point. AI content creators are like, "From the mind of Dave Wilson" in the caption. I don't care what's in your mind, Dave Wilson. It's creepy. Okay, acrobatic AI with backwards feet. Let's go. Bloody flippy, spinny, you got this. I shouldn't care about you. Why do I care about you? Advertisers, they love AI these days. A little birdie just told me that you want to sell your property. Give us a call today. Righty-oh, yeah, that's a real estate ad. Let's move on again. Okay, cute, fluffy, wholesome. Come on, let's do this. Let's find a nice positive AI video to all feel good about. What's it going to be? What Hey, a little contentious, but no worries. Oh, that's cute. Aw, that was good. Yep. Oh, NO, AI BABY. You're not even real. COME ON, DOG. COME ON. YOU GOT THIS. It's how deep my humanity runs. I care about so many people that don't even exist. Come on, kid. Get up. Get into the arms of your AI parent. Oh, the tiger is going to help. Yep, that's realistic. That's definitely realistic. Okay, I'm about done here. I'm just getting more and more sarcastic and grumpy. You just die, little puppy, little AI Okay

you see now, this is interesting. I'm getting more darker and disturbed with the more AI that I watch. So, we definitely have to click on something else eventually. What a lovely heroic grandpa. That is feel-good AI content. And it's weird. It's just all weird. Okay, no, this is awesome, actually. This is That's the It's There's no fine line between awesome and weird with AI. It's all or nothing. The bowl cut. — The bowl cut was beautiful. Aw, dear. Lovely. Everyone gets a bowl cut today, don't they? He's got a good beard going. Glorious. All day long. I could watch AI all day long. That's a lie. I couldn't. And I hope future generations don't. What's he going to eat? He's eating dirt from a Is that a cactus? This AI guy? I wonder if he's real, actually. This is the only one I'm thinking could be real out of everything I've compiled for this commentary. He's a real guy. He's some of you in the comments are going to be like, "Oh, Aussie Man, that's Dexter the great eater. He eats random fauna and flora and strange I love Dexter the great eater. Go to follow him, Aussie Man. He's real. " Yeah, you're going to be like, "I'm a fan. I'm a fan of all this he eats. " People love seeing other people eat weird stuff. Anyway, that's just human nature, isn't it? Whether it's AI or not. The am I on about? I'm going to go. I'm leaving. I'm I'll be back soon. See you. Bye. —