How To Make $1M On The Toilet With Your Phone

This is Christine Morrell, and for years she's been making millions of dollars online creating these short but funny simple video ads recorded on her phone. And in this video, you're going to see the recording of a keynote presentation she did at my annual marketing conference called AdCon, where she shows you exactly how anyone can generate millions in revenue for their business using these simple videos and build massive brand awareness and turn that attention into high-paying clients every single day. I'm so excited to share with you guys something that completely changed my life. Um up here it says, "How I made a million dollars with a toilet and a cell phone. " Um I'm going to show you guys how I've created silly videos online just having fun. Business is supposed to be fun. We don't have to be serious and stuffy all the time. I'm going to show you how I've built not only businesses for myself, but also businesses for other companies um creating funny ads for even other businesses that are really serious and like kind of boring. Do any of you guys feel like you kind of have a boring business? Like some of you might think, "Hey, there's no way I could make funny ads. " I'm going to show you guys how we can do it today, okay? So, this is what I'm going to cover. I'm going to cover the three steps to make funny ads for your business, no matter how boring or serious it is. I'm going to show you six types of funny videos that sell. You guys are going to be able to leave this presentation actually be able to make videos for yourself. I'm going to give you the templates for it. And then I'm going to show you how to make people buy your stuff by telling people not to buy your stuff. It's really crazy how it works, but we're going to have a super good time with it doing this, okay? So, uh first, let me go back. Um here's a little bit about me. I own an agency called Laugh My Ads Off. We make ads for seven, eight, nine, 10-figure companies um everything from software companies to lead generation companies to solar panel companies. We've done ads for Russell Brunson, for ClickFunnels, for Funnel Hacking Live, for a lot of big companies, but I also help small business owners and people that start out also make fun ads for their businesses. But, and here Here's just like a few pictures actually from some of the presentations that I do. I've spoken at a lot of really cool places all around the world because of what I've kind of figured out how to do with my cell phone. I'm going to show you guys how to do it, too. So, this is me speaking at Funnel Hacking Live. Done a lot of stuff for a lot of, you know, software companies, a lot of SaaS things that you think that are kind of boring. Um but where I started was definitely not there. Um so, I grew up in government housing in New Mexico. We lived off about $100 a week. I had this big dream of being a musician. Um my family is from They're immigrants from uh Mexico, but I grew up in New Mexico. I was actually joking. I'm like, "I hope when I get back to the United States, they're going to let me back in with everything that's happening right now. " I'm like, "Well, cross my fingers. " Um but here's me playing the piano. We didn't have We couldn't afford uh like cable. Uh half the time we couldn't even afford air conditioning. But, I remember joking I always tell everyone because we didn't have cable, I learned how to play the piano really well cuz that's all that we could do. And it actually ended up being a blessing. Um I lived in my car. I I had I bathed in a gas station. I lived off the dollar menu. Do you guys have like a pound menu here? Like is there like a McDonald's pound menu? Does that exist? — Super saver. Super saver? Okay, cuz we have a dollar menu in the United States where you can buy like a hamburger for a dollar or whatever. I lived off of that for most of my life, right? But then after a while I figured it out. I used to sell my CDs going door-to-door. I'd make about $100 a day. And then eventually I figured out and I started traveling the world as a musician. Do any of you guys know Brian McKnight? Any Brian McKnight fans here? Yeah. I was opening here, you know, one you like a dream come true. So, just want to build Everybody three girl is plain to see. Okay, there we go. All right, it's not a concert. — But, I was performing there. So, it was really cool. And I was making about six figures a year. So, I finally figured it out. But then I decided that I wanted to stop performing for a living. I was done with traveling and all that sort of stuff. And a few things happened that made it my only option. So, I became pregnant. Um me and my son's dad separated when I was five months pregnant. Um I became a single parent and I couldn't perform anymore. COVID hit shortly after and all the shows were canceled. So, I decided that I was going to start a coaching business and teach musicians to do what I had done, promoting online. And then here's a picture of my son London when he was born and I held him with one hand and I wrote my book with the other hand. And I took a lot of baby steps. I couldn't move fast because sometimes I could only sleep for like 20 minutes a night. I used to tell joke with everybody. I'm like, "He was such a little terrorist. " So, his name is London. I would call him Osama bin London. I was like, "You are terrorizing me. " And London Hussein, I'm like, "You are a crazy child. " Um so, but in the time during his nap time, that's when I would work on my business. So, sometimes it was only minutes. Hey, real quick. If you're enjoying this content and you like the idea of being in this room, we have our next AdCon conference coming up here real soon at the end of April. It's happening here in London. We have some incredible speakers. We have some unbelievable plans for you. And the experience in this room is unlike anything you've seen before. So, if you want to come and learn what's working right now in 2026 to grow and scale your business and do it surrounded by like-minded people that get you, your mission, and what you're trying to achieve, the details are at the link in the description box. But, be quick. AdCon 2026 is happening April the 28th to the 30th, and I hope you can come and join us. Um this was the garage that I lived in. So, I lived in a garage for months um after

um while I was pregnant trying to figure this out. I just knew that marketing could work. I knew that I wanted to create a business from my laptop. I knew that it was possible. I knew that I could do it. And um eventually after a while it just got too crazy for me. So, I moved to New Mexico in the middle of nowhere surrounded by farmland. We didn't have Wi-Fi and we didn't have cell phone service, but I moved with my family because I needed help. Do I have any parents in here that are like, "Okay, yeah. " You know, like when you have a new baby, you're like I You don't You're not getting any sleep. You're barely even able to stay alive, right? And so, I needed help so that I could work on it. But, I How do you build a business when you don't even have Wi-Fi? How do you build an online business when you don't even have Wi-Fi? Um so, I was exhausted. I was stressed out. All the things that come with parenting. And I didn't have city Wi-Fi once again. And this is actually a picture from Google Earth. So, all of those pictures of the cows, those are actually dairies. So, it's surrounded by absolutely nothing. I would joke with everyone. You know when everyone's on a plane and you're like driving over flying over and you see like people you see like maybe there's like three houses in the middle of nowhere and you're like, "What kind of weird people live there? " Right? That was me. I was the weird person living in the middle of nowhere, right? And again, like Elon Musk hadn't launched his satellite internet and all that stuff. We didn't have anything like that. So, each day I would wait till my mom got home and she would bring home her car cuz I didn't have a car, either. So, around 7:00 p. m. she'd drive home and I'd take her car and I would drive into town and I would find Wi-Fi. And I would create these little videos with my cell phone and I started posting them. Now, I had started out I had been running I had been building businesses, Shopify stores, all kinds of different stuff for years and I hadn't gotten one sale. Not one single sale. I had learned how to run ads. I was running ads. I was trying so many things and I couldn't figure out how to do it. So, I made these series videos and eventually I finally started getting some sales. I started learning how to do some stuff. And um I actually learned how to run YouTube videos from John. How crazy is that? John Penberthy gave me his YouTube ads course many years ago, and that's how I learned how to run YouTube ads, which was so cool. Um and but my creatives were getting sales. I was making money, but one day I decided to just be myself. And I decided to be fun. And I looked at my backyard I never focused on what I didn't have. I did have. And what I had access to was there was a little horse in the background, a book, some oranges, and a lawn mower. And then there was also a toilet because we had just remodeled my mom's bathroom. And so, it was just in the backyard. That's what we do, Mexicans. We just put the stuff in the backyard. I don't know why we do it, okay? We just do it. Latinos know, right? They're just in their backyard. Um and so, then my brother. And I said, "Hey, brother, let's make an ad together. Let's make something together. " And I made this video on my iPhone 6. And uh we didn't have any microphones. fancy equipment. But, I posted this ad and it was the first time that I opened my account and I had done I remember making $1,000 net. Okay? So, that's what I put in my pocket in one day. And again, I didn't know cuz I'm on the farm and I had to drive into town to refresh and see if I made any money. But, the thing was again, I started with very little. And now because I didn't have Wi-Fi, I had no high ticket. So, I had no agency stuff. I had no uh webinars. I had no challenges. All I had was a ad to a book funnel. That was it. So, this wasn't like, "Oh, I have like this, you know, low-ticket stuff and I'm selling high ticket in the back. " I didn't have anything like that. So, I had to sell a lot of $19 books. I had to bring in a lot of traffic for me to be able to make this kind of money, right? Is it okay if I play this ad for you guys? You can see my first viral ad. All right, check it out. We got millions of views on this one. Hey, artists and musicians. I know a lot of you guys are at home right now doing nothing, trying to figure out what to do with your time, not promoting your music, maybe writing plastic courses like this one. Or maybe you've learned how to juggle. a new language. Hay una changa embarazada en el baño. Or a lot of you may have even started your own lawn mowing business. But, none of that matters if you're not promoting your music. See, a lot of you guys are like Harry over here. Say hello, Harry. — Howdy, y'all. — long have you been sitting there, Harry? — 25 minutes. — of you guys that are watching right now are doing the exact same thing that Harry's doing. — Ain't that the truth, Christine Morrell? — You can call me Christine. — All right, Christine Morrell. — Now, instead of wasting time doing stuff like this, you could have already have submitted your music to 4,592 blogs and magazines and Spotify playlists that all play music and publish music from independent artists like yourself. And in fact, I put together a list of 4,592 of them. And if you get just one of these blogs to publish your music, you'll potentially reach hundreds to thousands of listeners overnight. So, if you're an artist that wants to get your music out there, don't be like Harry. Hey. Check the description, click on the link, and let's get your music out there. — Thanks. Now, if you notice, I didn't have any microphones. I'm here going, "If you want to get the blah blah, this is what you're going to have. " Like I did a lot of my ads like that. I'd be walking somewhere and I'd be like, "I know you can barely hear me, but this is what we're going to do. " Like everything about it was not perfect at all, but I launched it anyway. A lot of you guys have something really awesome that people could buy and you've been scared to make video content. This was shot on an iPhone 6. Now, that month I spent $12,000 and I had made more than $40,000. But I guys, I want you to understand I didn't have

$12,000. And I remember I had talked to an agency and they said, "You need about 10 grand to spend your first month for you to even see if this is going to work. " And I'm like, "10 grand? That's a lot of diapers. Like, there's no way I'm going to be spending 10 grand. " So, this is what I did. I spent $60 the first day. When I spent $60, I made like 100. And then the next day, I spent that 100, and then I made 150. And then I spent that 150, and I spent made me I made 250. I just kept scaling, but by the end of the month, I was spending like 1,000 and making 2,000, or 1,000 and making 3,000, depending on the ad, right? So, we got all these crazy comments. People were like, "This is the best ad I've ever seen. " You know, this is you know, it's been put together so great. One of the most creative ads. It started going viral. People started sharing it. They started tagging their friends and going, "Samantha, right? @samantha. We need this. You know, @meredith. Isn't this amazing? " We started getting all this free marketing because we created something that people wanted to share. Shareable content is how we go viral, right? So, funny ads work in all niches. They work for low-ticket, high-ticket. Take it works no matter how boring it is. Once again, we've made ads for, you know, seven, eight, nine, 10-figure business. We've made ads for injury attorneys. Like, the most boring thing you could possibly think of. But it's a very normal that when we make a funny ad, we also have a coaching company where we help entrepreneurs make funny ads. So, any of our students that have gone through, it's normal for them to double or triple their traffic, which double or triples their sales, right? Um same Dollar Shave Club sold for a billion dollars. They had one of the biggest launches, right? And they had 12,000 orders in the first 48 hours. Unilever, who bought them for a billion dollars, didn't just buy a razor company. They bought a brand that had a cult following from people that wanted to buy from them over and over again. So, that's great. How do we create funny ads though, Christine? How do we do that? Okay, we get it. We know funny ads sell, but how do we do that? What about my business? Like, boring. You think about like Geico. Geico's pretty boring, right? Is insurance funny? Like, does anyone go like, "Yo, Bobby, tell me the story about the time you got car insurance. It's hysterical. " Right? Nobody does that. It's not funny. Right? So, I'm going to show you guys how to do it. These are the three steps to make any business funny, okay? I call this the WWE method. Okay, three steps. You guys do you guys WWE, or is that like a dumb American thing? Yeah, okay. — All right. So, WWE. W, who is our customer? That's the first one. The second W, what are their pain points? Three, how do we exaggerate their pain points? And I'm going to show you guys how to do this in action. By the way, I asked ChatGPT to turn me into a WWE fighter, and this is what I got. It's like, this is really disappointing. So, video type number one, beginner versus expert video, okay? This is where you play two characters. You're playing the beginner, and you're playing the expert. Your beginner is somebody that's going to ask questions. They're your customer. You're representing your customer's objections and the questions that they have. The expert is you. You're letting them know, "I'm going to help you out with this. " How many of you guys are coaches and you've ever done a webinar and you're getting to the part where you're about to say how much it costs, you start getting all scared? You're like, "Oh my god. I don't want to say how much it costs. What if they think I'm selling it for too much? What if little? Like, what am I going to do here, right? " So, here's how I did the WWE method, okay? My business, I help entrepreneurs. So, who are my customers? Entrepreneurs. What are their pain points? Pitching their prices. How do I exaggerate that pain point? This is how I did it. So, I really want to make more money, but I don't know how to raise my prices. So, what if the thing that you're selling costs $1,000? How much do you want to sell it for? $3,000. Okay, so now whenever you're talking to a potential client, you get to the part where you say, "This is how much my thing costs. " Yeah. Instead of saying $1,000, you say $3,000. But that just seems too simple. Okay. Okay, so let's try it. And now you can buy my coaching program for 3,000. thousand. 3,000. $300. Nope. $30. Now you're just going backwards. I can't do it. You got this. I'm scared. Get a hold of yourself. $3,000. Oh, I did it. Yeah. Who's bad? I'm bad. You're bad. I'm bad. Who's bad? Good. Now, let's talk about raising prices for your other services. — [applause and cheering] — Thank you. Our customers are going to go, "Oh, wow. They get me. They get my pain points. " Who was talking about it yesterday? They were talking about making a pain hook, or I forgot what they said. That's all we're doing here. We're still focusing on the pain of our customer. Okay, here's another ad. Okay, this is what I thought my customer's life was going to be like. So, let's say you're a tax consultant. Hey, what I thought filing my own taxes was going to be like versus what it's really like. What I thought losing weight being married was going to be like versus what it's really like. In this one, I did this for my company, right? So, I decided to reach out to mompreneurs. Do I have mompreneurs here? Moms, we're all like we know it's hard to juggle between being an entrepreneur and a mom. So, WWE method. Who's our customer? Entrepreneurs. Our mompreneurs. Managing a business while also being a mom. How do we exaggerate those things? In this ad, we don't even have to say anything. There's no dialogue. Check this out.

— So fun and so simple, right? We know our customers. Move through this one really quick so I can make sure we do the time. This next one, um characters, concepts, and parodies. Do you Do anybody here have any like cool accents or anything like that? Where you have like accents? Like, I I've been working on my Jersey accent. So, that's what I've been doing a lot. So, I practice my accents, and then I play these characters inside of my ads whenever I feel like uh doing certain characters, right? And so, when I spoke at uh Funnel Hacking Live for the first time, I decided that I was going to make an ad to promote my agency. Now, I do a Russian accent. And before I got on stage, the lawyers called me, and they said, "Hey, Christine, we're going to have to censor like quite a bit of your uh presentation. " So, actually because of that, I kind of do a censored presentation usually even here. So, um they had let me know that they were like, "This is too It's a little too much. " Um but I came here, and I didn't even ask John, but um do you guys Are you guys sensitive, and are you guys going to get offend No? Can I play for you guys the ad that I created for Funnel Hacking Live that they wouldn't let me play? Awesome. Now, as you're watching this, I want you to think about all the characters that you could create, whether you could buy I like to go on Amazon. I like to buy outfits. different things. And I like to use my skills and any talents that I have. But then also, I want you to pay attention that the characters in this, I had them all represent pain points of entrepreneurs. People that are making boring ads. still images. People that are only doing organic. So, pay attention cuz I'm still putting all of the elements of a video that sells into this video, okay? All right. So, this is the banned ClickFunnels ad. The profits in our business have been rapidly declining. So, I've decided to bring in an ads expert. — Hello. My name is Ivana, but you can call me Ads Dominatrix. She's unconventional with her methods, but I believe in what she's going to do for our company. How do you not know your cost to acquire a customer? Are you stupid or something? Ads Dominatrix, I tell you it's been so tough since the new iOS update. — There are no excuses. Now I punish you. She creates and runs ads for companies very successfully. She even uses really creative domains to promote her services. — Oh, you want to know what kind of domains I use to promote my ads agency? KissMyAds. com, I'll open a can of whoopads. com. What? Do you mean you don't use video ads? I've just been using images, Ads Dominatrix. Don't you know video ads perform up to 50% better? Let this be a warning to you all. KickYourAds. com, I'm going to bust a cap in your ads. com. And you, have you even been doing paid traffic? I've only done organic, Ads Dominatrix. Aw, poor little marketer. Little baby only does organic. Shut up. How do YOU EXPECT TO SCALE? BOUNCETHATADS. COM, SMACKTHATADS. COM, I like big ads and I cannot lie. com. This has got to be THE MOST BORING AD I HAVE EVER SEEN. I'M SORRY, ADS DOMINATRIX. WHAT'S MY SAFE WORD? NO SAFE WORD FOR YOU. NO. YOU KNOW, SHE REALLY KNOWS HER STUFF. Around the whole office, she got everybody really motivated to make better ads. You are now entering ads bootcamp. First, you have to stay focused at all costs. You have to catch that attention within the first few seconds, and you cannot be worried about what people think. You have to get started. And under no circumstances must you forget to click the link below if you want us to make ads for you that don't suck. And what did we learn today? Shut up. I should have 10x'd your punishment. #grantcardone. You know, that was actually really inspiring. Yeah, I actually learned something. Wait, where is Barry? Now I'm going to shove this up your ads. com. What did you think I was going to say, you dirty marketer? — We have so much fun with it. There's so much that you can do with your video content. And it's crazy cuz it converts higher. Like, that's what's so great is you can actually make more money having more fun in your business. Another type that works, before and afters. How many of you guys have testimonials from your customers, right? So, I posted a video, and I had this woman, and she's like, "I had my first $100,000 launch cuz of Christine. " And then someone else was like, "Oh my gosh, I finally got you know, I'm getting booked calls for like $2. 50. " Like all these real testimonials and I was running it. And then I ran a different ad where it was just me and me wearing a mustache.

And I said, "Check out Pedro. This was Pedro before he worked with us. " And I'm like, "Hello, I have no money. " And then I'm like, "This is Pedro after working with us. I have lots of money. " — Which ad do you think performed better? The real one with the real like statistics and the real results or the dumb one with me as Pedro? Pedro dramatically out performed the real one. Because we're just trying to get people to click. We're like what happens our brain starts giving up all this dopamine and all these things because when we're starting to laugh at someone it puts all our guards down. Everybody's looking at us on the internet they're going, "I don't trust them. They're a scammer. " But when we make them laugh they're like, "If Pedro's making money, I'm going to call that guy. " It doesn't even make any sense but it's how our brains are working. Okay, some of you guys have traumatic stuff. Anybody work with like people that have lost someone or something you know something real Okay, there we go. There's a lot of people that are going, "But Christine, I can't do it. I work with people that have you know have gone through real trauma. " Well, yeah, you can and in fact you should absolutely do this. But there's do's and don'ts, okay? The don'ts are you don't make fun of the trauma. You don't like there's nothing funny about being like, "Remember that time your dad beat you up when you were five? " Right? You can't do that. Are you guys laughing? You guys are going to hell. Okay, we don't do that. What we do is we don't make fun of the trauma. We make up with the stuff around us. I'm just going to show you guys one quick thing, okay? We're going to do our WWE method. Who's our customers? Trauma patients. What are their pain points? Painful healing, right? The healing process not the actual trauma. How do we exaggerate the healing process? Well, have any of you guys ever gotten like been depressed? Your boyfriend broke up with you or you lost someone you went to the club and you tried to like have a good time. There's like the music playing and you're like, — crying, taking shots. Here we're going to exaggerate trying to go through that. This is just a really cool example that I had found recently on the internet. I thought it was hilarious. How fun is that? And then you could just add at the end you add your pitch. You know, you put hey if you want to actually learn how to really heal in a really good process and not try to drink all of your trauma away, hit me up at whatever. com. Right? Do you Are you guys seeing this? Is this starting to make sense now how any business can be funny? All right, I'm going to keep moving through these really fast. So throughout history advertisements have used pain points to sell products and services to people. I wanted to share a few funny ones that I thought are hilarious from back in the day. Girls who don't read are skanks. — If I would have read this back in the day, I would have been like, "Well, I guess I'm going to go to the library then cuz I don't want to be a skank. " Right? Here's this one coffee. If your husband ever finds out you don't have fresh coffee, he's going to beat your ass. Like what? Can you guys imagine Starbucks? The caramel macchiato so you don't get beat tonight. Like what? Okay. Here's this one deodorant. There's another woman waiting for every man. Like if you don't wear this deodorant, your husband's going to leave you and your children on the streets. Like this is crazy, right? But it worked. We're talking about pain points, right? And beautiful but dumb. It's like wow, okay? But the pain points work we just do them ethically now, right? So humor is a fun way to poke at culture or how people are also responding you. So I have just a couple more to share with you guys. So this is video type number six. Finding inspiration in your comment section and from your haters, okay? I get a lot of haters. I get I've gotten death threats. I get all kinds of crazy stuff. But a lot of times what I hear is, "I don't trust women in business. " And someone posted a comment and they said, "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. " I was like, "That's that's actually kind of reasonable, right? " And then I had someone they posted, "You're completely useless one week out of every month. " I was like, "People are really creative. " Then I thought if that's true, if I really am useless one week out of every month, that means funny ads must work cuz I've made millions of dollars being useless one week out of every month, right? So I thought this is a really good sales pitch. So then I decided to make a whole campaign called, "It's so easy even a girl can do it. " So I created this ad for you and you guys can check it out. Hi there. My name is Christine Morrell and I'm standing in front of a private jet. So that means that I'm super successful. You said that this isn't my jet. It's Gary's. But whatever. You're an entrepreneur, business owner, author, or coach. Click that link below so you can get my how to make funny ads even if you're not funny mini course. Why funny ads? Cuz funny ads are better than other types of ads. I've gone viral and earned tens of millions of views for mine and other people's businesses. It's so easy anybody can do it. I mean I did it and I'm a girl. And for all you numbskulls that want a guarantee, here it is. If you take my course and implement just one thing that I teach you, I guarantee you it'll be better than all that other boring crap you've been making. So click below to learn more or go to putitinmyads. com.

Make funny ads. It's so easy even a girl can do it. — I didn't let John watch any of these ads before I come over. I'm going to go back there he's going to be like, "You're going to Ad Con jail. Like you are not allowed. You are banned, Christine. " Okay. So last one. How do we get people to buy our stuff by telling people not to buy our stuff? How do we do that? That's kind of weird, right? So I created I I've done a number of ads for Russell Brunson and ClickFunnels and Funnel Hacking Live. And this is me I've spoken at a few of his events. I created something called the anti-testimony ad. This one's really fun, okay? This is one of our best performing ads that we ever did and this is how we basically warn people not to buy our stuff. When we delivered the ad to ClickFunnels, we doubled all of their traffic. All of their ads our one ad doubled all of their traffic. Two times more shares on social media. Six times more comments on social. Remember when we create shareable media that people want to share, we get free traffic, right? We spent a little bit but we're getting like three times our money. So here's how it works. You complain about having the things that your ideal customers actually want, okay? And we're going to exaggerate what it's like having those things. So let's say you're a dating expert, right? You could have someone and say, "Oh my gosh, don't work with Mary. Ever since I worked with Mary as a dating coach, I can't even go to the grocery store without women throwing themselves at me. Like I'm not a piece of meat. You know, I can't even go down the grocery line women are throwing themselves on my car. " You're exaggerating about all the things that are happening because of all the results that you're getting and it just pulls people's guards down. So we're going to do our WWE method, right? Who's our customers? Well, Funnel Hacking Live's customers are entrepreneurs. What desires do entrepreneurs have? Well, they want to be able to have more time, make more money, financial stability for their children, freedom work for their laptop, all that good stuff, right? So I created the anti-testimony ad. I'm going to show you guys how to do it how I did it using the WWE method and just notice all I'm doing is just complaining about having the things that I actually want. Listen, if you're thinking about watching Funnel Hacking Live, don't. I mean there I was a single mom trying to figure out how I was going to provide for my newborn and then Russell Brunson comes along and is like, "You can start an online business and be successful. " Nonsense. And yeah, at Funnel Hacking Live I have learned how to run my business even though I virtually have no time. But now that my business practically runs itself, I have too much time to spend with my kid. Do you know how many times a person can play Super Mario Brothers without losing their mind? I do and it's not [clears throat] pretty. And because of Funnel Hacking Live, don't even get me started on my phone. It's like a 24/7 torture device constantly buzzing with notifications of purchases from my funnel. Can't even sleep anymore. — [bell] — Constantly buzzing with people asking to work with me. I've had to learn how to say no in like 12 different languages. No. No. Do you want to know another thing that I hate about Funnel Hacking Live? It's had an effect on my son, too. He's growing up thinking that success and financial stability are normal. How am I supposed to teach him about struggle and hardships now? Now let me warn you one last time about this Funnel Hacking Live. Don't do it. I mean you don't want to watch a conference where you're going to learn about how to successfully launch an online business. And you want to know what the worst part is? You end up being part of a community and making friends with all these other successful, amazing, optimistic people that all share the same dreams. I mean who would want that? So if you're thinking about watching Funnel Hacking Live where I'll unfortunately be speaking, don't do it. I mean I keep getting sunburned because I can work by the pool and actually earn a living from my laptop. It's terrible. But if you insist on watching and learning valuable skills that can take care of you and your family for the rest of your life, just remember I warned you. Look, mama I made a business plan. — That three-step process you can make funny ads for any business. We have yet to have a business come to us where we can't make it funny and make it fun. Any of your businesses can be super fun. All right. Thank you guys so much for having me today. I want to invite you. I'm doing a workshop next week. I have a free ticket for all of you. If you go to makeadswithai. com, I'm doing a three-day workshop next week. You guys are welcome to join. Go up there. Join. I'm going to walk you through all of it absolutely free and I'm going to be writing ads for you on the spot. I'm going to be showing you guys how to do it. I know sometimes people watch it they're like, "I get it but how can I actually how can you do it for me, Christine? " I'm going to walk you through so many different ways to use AI to actually write your ads for you using my scripts. It's really cool. So join at makeadswithai. com. Now last I just want to leave you guys with a couple things. I would have never discovered what I was capable of if I had focused on what I didn't have. Remember I built an online business without being able to be online without Wi-Fi, right? And I didn't have nice cameras microphones [clears throat] at the time whatever. I made a few million dollars before I ever even invested into like a

microphone, which is crazy. So many of us get stumped by all the things that we think that we need to have. Like we need to have all these things for us to be successful. But if I had just focused on those things, I would have never launched. And I would have thought, you know, I know some people are like, you got to work 60 hours a week. You know, you got to work 28 hours a day even though there's only 24 hours. You know, like you hear all this stuff. But I took baby steps and I became a millionaire. And guys, I was We were talking about this backstage and I was talking about how I barely started making real money maybe 6 years ago. 6 years ago I was living in a garage. I now have made so much I don't have to work anymore. And this comes from having direction. a purpose and this comes from taking a step and a leap of faith in yourself. And I what I want to encourage you guys is I saw John. He actually posted an opportunity for you guys to join his coaching. One of the best investments that I ever made was joining coaching. It was from learning somebody who had already done learning from somebody that had already made all the mistakes that I didn't have to make. I spent 20 years of my life struggling. My family struggled. My family We ate Spam like every night. I don't even know how many Do you guys even have a Spam here? Do you guys have that? We ate so much Spam. I don't even know how much Spam we ate cuz that's all that we could afford, right? And now my whole family is set because I was able to It's so crazy how fast you can start having results in your business when you have a plan. So I just I saw how awesome that was and I just wanted to encourage you guys that it's so important for you to learn from somebody who's done it. And if you guys have an opportunity to learn from someone like John, take a chance on yourself. I met him a few years ago when I was at WebinarCon and I had just gotten started. I was someone's guest. I wasn't even there as like a real entrepreneur. And um he gave me his YouTube course and I took that studied it and after 2 weeks, I launched my first YouTube ads online while I was on that farm. And I was profitable immediately. I was able to make money right away because I learned from somebody who had a plan, who had already done it. So if you feel like somebody and you feel like you have something here whether you've, you know, you have something that you want to launch, whether you feel like you know how to do it or not, that's the whole point. If you don't know how to do it, you learn from somebody that has done it. So I just thought that was so cool. I just want to throw that out there that I would encourage you guys to join in the coaching. I would have never discovered what I was capable of. Focus on what you have. Create some fun videos and get yourself out there. If a single mom living in the middle of nowhere with no Wi-Fi or cell phone service can build and make multiple millions of dollars online with no Wi-Fi, guys, imagine what you could do. Thank you so much for having me here today. Thank you guys. I really appreciate you all. Thank you. Thank you guys. Thanks so much.