Cooking my wiener with a really powerful laser

Okay, so we just finished blasting a wiener with this really powerful laser and it was uh honestly kind of horrific. Uh but while we were doing that, I started wondering could we actually cook a wiener with a laser. — So uh that's what we just want to do now — very quickly. — We're on the clean function. I think that's good for cooking because it'll spread out the beam. And now we can just go here. Okay. Oh. Oh no. Every time I go over Oh, it popped. I'll go closer. Oh. If I go closer, you get a really barbecue effect going. You got to get some char going. — Yeah, like a good charcoal barbecue. — Oh. Oh, it's splitting open. — I think to get the char, you have to go back in there. shooting it from pretty far. — Yeah, I'm just trying to transfer mostly heat to it. — Look at the dirt it's picking up. Okay, I mean, I'll admit there's a little bit of work to do. You know, this is not a perfected craft, but look at that. It looks almost like it was on a grill. We had some contraption to keep it spinning. And then, you know, more controlled laser effect. I think I'm pretty good. It's nice and hot. Um, it also is super dirty and covered in, I don't know, just miscellaneous dirt. Let's take a bite and see. H, that's solid. That's like a nine to 9. 5 on 10. — Yeah, I don't believe that.